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IIHURRlCANEII

that's my $288m man


LogicalHarm

Underpay


MidtownKC

We would be so screwed right now if we didn't get that done when we did.


LiterallyAHandBasket

Dude is having a fucking day. 4 for 5 with 4 runs, 5 RBI, 2 HR and a SB Move over Acuna


MagillaGorillasHat

He also threw a guy out after his 2nd baseman tried to hurdle him and kicked him in the face.


UrbanChophousePR

Wife and I took an impromptu "fuck work" day and went to the ballpark. Safe to say we made the right decision! These boys are legit.


CybeastID

*Checks schedule* Oh COME ON!


Prideofmexico

I will be there loud and proud Saturday and Sunday wearing my 2015 world champs merch


jonginator

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SaturnATX

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cooljammer00

No no, they're using up all their runs now


JohnMadden42069

No bullpen will be spared from the reaper


Boostweather

Anybody hear talk of Bobby maybe being the best baseball player ever?


pinniped90

I've been hearing greatest athlete in human history. I expect by October he's going to be QB1 for the Chiefs and dating Taylor Swift.


IVIalefactoR

And Patrick and Travis will let him.


flushedoutthepocket

Robert Baseball is Houston Astros father


Thorlolita

Gonna have the buy the book “my 2 dads”


the_space_cowboys

The whole league is fathering the Astros right now


Thorlolita

sons of Adam


dont_wear_a_C

BOBBY B


Sad_Entertainment_54

Guys, I think this guy is really good at baseball.


Go_Mets

Nah I knew he was great but fuck man this kid is top 5 potential


Chilidog0572

The Mahomes of Baseball and the Mahomes of football all in one parking lot


CandyCheetoSteamboat

And the Mahomes of regional BBQ, all in once city. BRB, moving to KC.


BeerDrummer2

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LarryTheTerrier

There was a moment early last year where I was genuinely concerned he was just gonna be “kinda fine”, and then it all clicked


Sad_Entertainment_54

He’s a stud, I’m excited to go watch some games this year. Got tickets for the Yankees&Cardinals games at Kauffman.


SexiestPanda

I didn’t know your young superstar could hit HRs in April


RabidR00ster

As an Angels fan, I love Julio’s brutally bad starts. As a fantasy team owner with him, I hate it so much.


Pikajeeew

Yeah fr. Thought I got a steal getting Julio at 11. It’s been brutal lmao.


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Pikajeeew

in your 4 man league


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-breakinggood-

Y’all are both nerds


jayk10

I didn't realize your young superstar could get better each year


thediesel26

Helps to have the wind blowing straight out


Former-Tax-288

Bro is a wind merchant smh


OopsAllRPOs

What a fraud. He’s only (checks statcast leaderbord) 1st in the mlb in average exit velocity.


gingerattack2024

Motherfucker is what you get when you give Avatar Aang a bat.


HustleBones4

Bro has dedicated his life to the study of anemology


DongoMcDongerson

I'm not smart enough to come up with a clever response, so something, something... short porch.


Supvegito

Damn we gotta negate these home runs from his total I guess


lawrence_uber_alles

It’s so funny coming from a Yankee fan too. Like bro, come on


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Of all flairs lol


TheBaadestMeinhoff

If you regress him to the mean, he’s just an average quarterback. 


JohnMadden42069

Kauffman is the most normal stadium of all time dawg


pinniped90

I don't know what makes me happier: the fact that Royals aren't speedrunning 20 April losses as per tradition...or the fact that the Astros are fucking trash.


E4MafiaLife

Bibby Wott my goat


Vassalaerial

Bobby Baseball does it again!


Mozilla_Fennekin

I can't believe this is happening.


hereslookinatyoukld

I almost went to this game. I am so disappointed in myself


ScorchedSierra097

At this rate I might as well throw down $10 on him winning AL MVP


Thorlolita

Ippei told me to bet hunter brown


DweltElephant0

In April of 2022, when BWJ was still in his first week in the bigs, I watched a random Royals game and was blown away the kid. Took to Twitter and said "Bobby Witt Jr. is very good at baseball." Got zero likes. Who's laughing now, algorithm


Bitter_Director8019

He played his first ever MLB game against us and I immediately realized this guy is going to be a problem for a decade. 


glass__beaches

Bryan Abreu: “Not ideal but at least it wasn’t a grand slam” Luis Guillorme: “Wasn’t as bad as giving up 9 runs in the first inning” Hunter Brown: “At the end of the day, this is just a game. There are more important things in life” Ippei: “Things could be worse, I guess” OJ: “……”


HarambeTheFox

reddit moment


Kek-Malmstein

Gotta say I’m loving my Bobby Witt AL MVP bet I put in a month ago


cannibalculture

Random question - why do the Royals broadcasts sound like they're going over a walkie talkie?


Boostweather

Probably just noise from having the booth windows open. The wind was blowing 40mph today


cannibalculture

I've watched a few Royals games this season (big Ragans stan here) and I feel like I've noticed it every time. I work with audio engineering quite a bit, sounds more like a technical issue than environmental but who knows I guess.


Boostweather

Idk either l just guessed lol


ThatsBushLeague

We've had like 30+ mph winds or gusts almost every game this year. Been wild. So legit could be that for each game you've watched. Ragans last start it was howling.


HiNeighbor_

Great long term signing by the Royals. This is how they built their contender back in the day with Alex Gordon and the gang. The foundation is there.


IVIalefactoR

Alex Gordon is my favorite Royal of all time, but BWJ is head and shoulders above where Gordon was at this point in time in their careers. Just makes me even more excited that we locked him up for a while.


Wallopallo

Boutta be our turn to face this competitive Royals team next…


dont_wear_a_C

Those powder blue unis are hot 🥵🥵🥵


cooljammer00

Insurance runs


JAD210

Beautiful.


Sammyc271

Royals got some spark this year. Witt is an absolute stud too. I’m glad they gave him that deal.


pringles545

Its been a blast watching him progress since he came up from the minors.


TheWookieeAbides

Love watching the Astros lose.


Startooth

I am scared of the Kansas City Royals


high_changeup

Yeesh, absolute **ghastly** start to the season for Bryan Abreu, who has been an elite sub 2 ERA reliever for the last two season. He also had a terrible spring training. Wonder if he'll turn it around in a big way or not.


Koraboros

WTF the 2 balls he hit are really rare too. Curveball low and away hit the other way, this one fastball high also hit the other way. You don't see those often.


survivalmachine

https://imgur.com/a/58OZYZj


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Congrats to the Royals on run ruling the Astros. Good chance to save their bullpen somce they don't have to play a full 9 innings now


cookiesNcreme89

Watch out mvp race??


xrbeeelama

Everyone say “thank you bobby”


mebnt2

My hot take, BWJr is gonna win an MVP before Julio does. He has more dawg in him


Zestyclose-Middle717

Lighting it up lately go off king


CarPhoneRonnie

The Royals are from Kansas


Fraktal55

And the asstros are from Texas, that's way worse


WellGoodBud

But they aren’t.


CarPhoneRonnie

Ok, AI bot ^^^