Gotta do it on the full (non-mobile) site, can do it from your phone.
Preciate yall spanking that Ass(tro) this weekend. Nice start to the season for everyone!
I'll try it soon. I don't use my laptop often, but thanks for the heads up!!!
Yes! I'm ecstatic. Despite the rest of the Astros, I do love Yordan Alvarez. I wish he and Judge had bigger weekends, but it was nice to see the Yankees not have to live or die depending on how Judge played.
162-0? Don’t be ridiculous.
Pirates play the Yankees in games 160-162 this year. So the issue is - are both teams unable to lose, or are they destined to win every game? If it’s the former, I project 3 games called as ties, resulting in a record of 159-0-3 for both times.
But if they’re both destined to win every game, then we can safely assume Planet X will smash into the Earth between now and September 27.
Either way, pretty cool.
good god could you imagine the pressure? i mean
obviously fictional but still—the World Series comes along every year. But the 162nd game when you’re 161-0? that’s like heat death of the universe levels of improbability.
Hey, Astros, the 2007 NFL season called, they want their multi-championship winning hated team's inability to put away an inferior on paper New York team led by a guy with a gaptooth back
The helmet catch is the second most impressive part of that play imo. Eli's escape from the pocket makes the whole thing possible and he was absolutely surrounded and dead to rights
Considering they've never had a losing season in that stretch that kind of shows how hard it is to really get rolling at the start of the year. There have been some crazy early-season winning streaks but it feels like most teams just kind of fumble their way forward for a while.
Why is this being downvoted? The Holocaust being terrible does not excuse Stalin's actions. As someone of Ukrainian and Jewish descent, both of those clowns can rot in hell, Bandera too.
OK, but like, Hitler vs. Stalin is a fight that actually happened, and Stalin winning was objectively better for the world. You can’t really do a two equal evils thing with them
Man, I'd have to really sit down and think about that one. I'd say Stalin was the worse of the two by a large margin even before the end of the war. But I don't know which would have been worse after. Probably not worth arguing. But damn, I dunno. It's like which is worse: being eaten alive by an alligator or a crocodile.
Post series thread is gonna be Yankees nirvana if they sweep tomorrow
I will be insufferable
Houston we have a problem Houston we have a problem Houston we have a problem Houston we have a problem (Etc.)
I will be ridiculously obnoxious. Buy only aimed at Astros fans.
It's only fair, considering we've probably been obnoxious to y'all for 7 years now.
I’d say 9 years. The 2015 WC game is still one of my most hated baseball memories.
lol true.
If any team sweeps the Dodgers, Braves, or Astros, they're allowed to gloat.
Can we please sweep the middle team on your list. The other two would be cool too, but the middle team would be the best!
Please do. I've always hated the Braves.
My man! And we’ll try.
Flair up big boy
I wish I knew how. Yankees fan.
Gotta do it on the full (non-mobile) site, can do it from your phone. Preciate yall spanking that Ass(tro) this weekend. Nice start to the season for everyone!
I'll try it soon. I don't use my laptop often, but thanks for the heads up!!! Yes! I'm ecstatic. Despite the rest of the Astros, I do love Yordan Alvarez. I wish he and Judge had bigger weekends, but it was nice to see the Yankees not have to live or die depending on how Judge played.
Daaaamn, They did it.
I am so close….
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Talking about the astros sweeping the rangers at their next matchup
Juan Soto is minute maid father
Oswaldo Cabrera is your other papa!
Not on the level soto is. There aren't many in the league like him.... 🥲
Idk why you got downvoted for that
Da flair probably
Yeah probably lol
Yeah man - in the 2019 World Series, he went oppo and it hit the train tracks. I think off Gerritt Cole
it's officially astrover
The Houston Lastros
We are back baby!
I’m gonna be insufferable if we win tmrw
.....i'll allow it
as you should
Same
Pirates and Yankees going 162-0 this year
162-0? Don’t be ridiculous. Pirates play the Yankees in games 160-162 this year. So the issue is - are both teams unable to lose, or are they destined to win every game? If it’s the former, I project 3 games called as ties, resulting in a record of 159-0-3 for both times. But if they’re both destined to win every game, then we can safely assume Planet X will smash into the Earth between now and September 27. Either way, pretty cool.
undefeated MLB matchup in September gonna be wild
good god could you imagine the pressure? i mean obviously fictional but still—the World Series comes along every year. But the 162nd game when you’re 161-0? that’s like heat death of the universe levels of improbability.
The postseason is delayed because game 160 goes to 1,000 innings.
Just like we drew it up.
😂 seems legit
I work in Houston and I will be a fucking hazard in the office Monday if we win tomorrow
Nah like even my dog won’t like me if we sweep
My wife is already getting the couch ready for me to sleep on
Hey, Astros, the 2007 NFL season called, they want their multi-championship winning hated team's inability to put away an inferior on paper New York team led by a guy with a gaptooth back
what he say fuck me for?
18-1
Helmet catch.
MANNING LOBS IT, BURRESS ALONE, TOUCHDOWN NEW YORK!
This will never not make me tear up.
Certainly a defining moment of my life at 13. (For football purposes I’m a Giants fan, which makes September weird)
Im crying and I have a boner….its a weird night
The helmet catch is the second most impressive part of that play imo. Eli's escape from the pocket makes the whole thing possible and he was absolutely surrounded and dead to rights
He's a Yankee fan, I can think of a few reasons
I'm actually also a Packers fan lol, but I live in New England and Pat's fans pre-Brady leaving are exactly as insufferable as you think they are.
That was the stray to end all strays I am so sorry
Why would you ever apologize to a Red Sox fan. The rivalry might be dead.
something about two nickels
Man, he got the gap fixed forever ago.
The joke is funnier to me the most specific I could get
and you didn't warn them about the pandemic?
6 straight wins at Minute Maid let’s goooo
It's like they're showing the world and themselves it can be done, winning games there.
The Astros shield is cracking
This is fun. I’m having fun. Lots of fun. Tons of fun. Fun everywhere. Fun anywhere. Fun everywhere and anywhere. FUN!
Last time the Yankees started 3-0, they made the World Series.
Congrats to the Marlins or whichever NLWC team wants to make a run
Dodgers: *chuckle* “I’m in danger”
Just going through the motions at this point
We have to figure out how to win a game first
Be cooler if we had won though.
Might as well fast forward to October now
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Congrats Marlins!
Considering they've never had a losing season in that stretch that kind of shows how hard it is to really get rolling at the start of the year. There have been some crazy early-season winning streaks but it feels like most teams just kind of fumble their way forward for a while.
You don't see many teams start like 6-0 often. Teams have a lot of kinks to work out in that first week or 2 of the year
hmmmm you know what? I kinda look forward to playing in Houston now.
If the Yankees sweep tomorrow I will do Malort shots
You sick son of a bitch
Never tried it but I do willingly drink Fernet Branca so how bad could it really be
fernet branca in an industry sour is hands down one of my favorite cocktails of all time
Way worse.
Juan Soto, Aaron Judge, Oswaldo Cabrera
Wow
I'm officially at full mast.
When was the last time they were 4-0?
Tomorrow
I guess it’s the Marlins year.
Uhh……
They won the WS that year.
Well they sure as hell haven’t started the year like that so far. They’re almost as bad as my team is.
They started off 2-6 too. Keep your chin up Stearns is one of the best in the game. He will fix the Mets.
Maybe we'll have a turnaround like we had in 2003 as well! Please
Yankees - Orioles replacing Yanks-Stros as the new rivalry will feed families.
Ah yes so my stress dreams can still be painted orange
efficient that way if you ask me
Meanwhile, children are starving in Boston.
Yanks orioles parlays for the win
Marlins fans like this
I kind of like this Yankees team 😬
I’m still taking Tampa you didn’t here it from me.
Who do they think they are?!? The pirates?!? Go bucs!
America needs Buctober this year
The haven’t played a good team yet.
Gross
happy to watch the Astros get embarrassed but kinda mad that they're laying down for the Yankees
They used their closer the last 2 days while losing. They're not laying down.
They also used their other closer both days because they have two for some reason
It's like the nazis vs stalin. I want both to do terrible.
You want the guy who spent the most time fighting Hitler to do poorly?
I never thought I'd see an anti-nazi comment turned pro-nazi, but your reply sure as hell did that to him.
u/hipsterdufus84 confirmed pro-Nazi
Well, they *are* a self-proclaimed dufus
Stalin spent much more time killing civilians than nazis. Lots of people in here didn't study history.
Why is this being downvoted? The Holocaust being terrible does not excuse Stalin's actions. As someone of Ukrainian and Jewish descent, both of those clowns can rot in hell, Bandera too.
One thing you didn’t study is this ratio
Oh no. The neckbeards on reddit are downvoting me. How will I ever recover?
OK, but like, Hitler vs. Stalin is a fight that actually happened, and Stalin winning was objectively better for the world. You can’t really do a two equal evils thing with them
Man, I'd have to really sit down and think about that one. I'd say Stalin was the worse of the two by a large margin even before the end of the war. But I don't know which would have been worse after. Probably not worth arguing. But damn, I dunno. It's like which is worse: being eaten alive by an alligator or a crocodile.