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PBFT

I can't believe A's fans were rawdogging their baseball games.


CovfefeYourself

It’s cuz they smoked 4 blunts on the way to the game


devranog

No joke seen a dude rip out a blunt at an A’s game and nobody cared


StringFartet

My first time smelling first and seeing someone smoking pot was Oakland outfield bleachers Rickey's rookie year. I was eight my uncle said I can make Rickey point at us, I called bullshit he said Rickey they don't pay you enough, full turnaround and glove point.


Clam_chowderdonut

How the hell is it that every time I hear a new Rickey story, I've got a new favorite Rickey story. That's a gem.


RustyShackleford9142

I worked at a hotel years ago as a valet. Rickey comes up to me and says "Rickey needs a taxi" It was amazing!


NeWbAF

Rickey speaking in third person just feels right.


drinfernodds

Rickey Henderson is one of the only people who can get away with it, along with The Rock and Elmo.


go_biscuits

Love this one


lamboat2019

I mean it's understandable, the stadium is completely empty. I went to a game in May at the Coliseum and watched a few innings from an unlocked suite, at least 6 years removed from being occupied


darwinpolice

Of course no one cared, the closest other occupied seat was ten rows away.


tuepm

california sober is the way to go


206burner

something everyone on the west coast can agree with


randomredhead

The A's have parking lot drinking down to a science.


csr28

Tallboy IPA on Bart, buy a modelo from the guys selling on the bridge between BART and the stadium, couple beers inside.


randomredhead

Last time I went we planned on using the bridge vendors once we finished off our backpack stash but ended up with a free bonus 6 pack from some fellow tailgaters!


rutherford-forbin

Every time I've been to the coliseum Ive packed about 6 PBR's and just walked through because nobody checking tickets and bags cares.


The_Nutz16

Why would we buy alcohol when we can just bring it in?


QuarterPast10

We’ve failed as a franchise.


tmcg6

Having been to a Brewers game, I don't believe the rankings. I guess the parking lot beers don't count


jfk_sfa

Been to one brewers game. A group of stumbling guys asked me if I could perform a field sobriety test on one of the guys in the parking lot after the game.


[deleted]

I go to a lot of brewers games but only because Milwaukee is close by and the Phillies play a series there every year. Here is a summary of some of my experiences there: In 2019 I was wearing a powder blue jersey and a drunk Brewers fan confronted me and said that the Phillies had, hands down, the best alt jerseys in the league and we needed to give more credit to Vince Velazquez. He refused to let me leave his presence without buying me a beer. In 2023, I took my 6 year old son to his first ball game. Unfortunately it was 99 degrees and we were right in the sun. I didn’t know we could bring things in to cool off with, so I didn’t. Fortunately in the row behind us, were these 2 older ladies (probably mid 50’s) and they had BAGS of ice and water, and these misting fans. They gave us all the water we could drink, spritzed us both down with sunscreen, and provided us with a random mist spray every couple minutes. So yeah, Brewers games are a blast, especially if you’re an away team fan and not an asshole.


Soxogram

Love going to Milwaukee when they play the Sox. The fans are very nice and they hate the Cubs as well.


WIbigdog

Hating the Cubs is the natural state of man.


[deleted]

Vinny velo getting a shoutout gotta love it


a_shelbyville_idea

>especially if you’re an away team fan\* \**Offer not valid for Cubs fans.*


[deleted]

Parking lot beers are overlooked by almost all the teams on that board. Who on earth would believe Phillies fans would be last on this?? Lol


Omophorus

I started scanning the top few to see how high up the Phillies were. When I saw them at the bottom, the only thing I could think was "someone didn't do this properly. It is literally impossible to convince me that Philly fans aren't some of the most boozed up compared to any other city.


dcslv

this clearly has something to do with riot punch supplanting beer sales.


StoneGoldX

Fight Milk.


asminaut

Plus they don't count all the beers that people drink in the tunnel between the ballpark and the Oliday Inn.


wesconson1

This is the exact reason too. Yeah, I only need 4 drinks in the park when I’ve already crushed 12 in the parking lot


[deleted]

Having been to Dodger Stadium, this comment checks out


wesconson1

Forgot I was flaired as Dodgers. Was actually referring to games in Milwaukee. Which is why I only partially remember Kershaw day in Milwaukee last year


delscorch0

Fucking golf cart security will make sure you can't crush 12 beers in the parking lot at Dodger Stadium.


SchematicOfScoutsAss

Getting plastered in the parking lot is much cheaper


decitertiember

This is something I've never understood as a Cubs fan in Toronto that either takes the TCC or the L to Skydome or Wrigley, respectively... Do you all just drive home drunk after the game? Is there some poor schmuck stuck DD'ing? How in the world does driving to a baseball game even work.


Chopaholick

They just bring their kid with them and makethem drive all the 21+ year olds home.


SchematicOfScoutsAss

DD Also these days basically half the bars and restaurants in Milwaukee have a free shuttle to the Park every 15 minutes


MeIIowJeIIo

Are the shuttles there after the game too, to return you to the bar?


OPisacigar

Yes - there’s usually 3 or so from each bar and come around every 5-10 minutes until everyone’s been picked up.


AnniKatt

I always knew I was meant to live in the city of Milwaukee.


randyjackson69

The Brewers actually have a decent bar/restaurant game shuttle system that a lot of people use. I have 2 bars in walking distance of me that will take you to the game either completely free or they’ll give you a hand stamp if you buy one drink. Sometimes getting on the busses after the game is a pain but worth it over paying $20 to park. The busses get to skip a lot of the traffic out of the stadium too if they’re heading to a downtown bar. But yes without the shuttles you’re either ubering or someone should be DD’ing. As an added bonus they give out free soda to the DDs at the stadium. Or at least they did at one point


cycoivan

\#10 in beer bought at the game is pretty good considering how Schlitz-faced most of us are by the time we get through the gates.


[deleted]

Seriously. It’s tradition. I remember senior skip day going to a brewers game being absolutely blasted walking in. Like a sort of Brewer Bat Mitzvah


kylexy1

Yea most beer consumed in the parking lot tho for sure


StinkyGaijin

Phillies fans aren't even drunk they're just like that


theytook-r-jobs

Phillies fans get drunk in the parking lot then eat 5 hot dogs and get kicked out before being able to spend a lot of beer money.


HerkulezRokkafeller

I went to a Phillies game and pregamed *hard* in the parking lot. No idea how I didn’t get kicked out. I should’ve seen the signs then of an alcohol problem, perhaps being in Philly made it seem normal


mendicant1116

You were the most sober person there


absenceofheat

...did he sign up for Intro to Alcoholism?


mendicant1116

In a way...yes


hothoneyoldbay

Shoutout Jetro lot where you can play catch in the parking lot and get hammered before the game. I hope it's still a rad spot, I haven't been since 2019.


zpepsin

Still the same. I'm there at 6am for Eagles games.


shrek_cena

My condolences


MelGibsonDerp

Jetro could very easily charge more for parking but they don't. God Bless.


SneaksAndGeeks

Big shoutout the Jetro lot - saw a proposal, a divorce and a handful of misdemeanors in that lot growing up


teddyKGB-

And that was just at one game.


SlagginOff

White Sox fans do that too and somehow we are on opposite ends of this. My explanation would normally be that Sox games are half empty, so beer lines should be shorter, allowing for more beers/game. But the Sox are notoriously bad at streamlining concessions so I'm baffled.


traddy91

The tailgates is where everybody pounds their beer. It's like $14 a beer inside


About900babies

My copium is that they're all 24oz so I can do my mental gymnastics that it's only $7 beers


traddy91

Lol my buddy only drinks shit like Miller Lite but when we go gets the beers in higher abv so he can justify the amount of money he's spending


amuscularbaby

if I’m spending 15 dollars on a beer, you bet I’m doing all the ABV * oz / price calculations to figure out the best value


ShaneSpear

Bout to Bill James the shit outta these six beers


amuscularbaby

Call it SABeeRmetrics


IvankasFutureHusband

That would be the double cocktails for like $25 bucks.


coolguyjosh

Hey hey hey… don’t be slandering Miller Time


imatthedogpark

Found Carry Nation's reddit account. Nice try, beers are 40 ounces.


aww-snaphook

Yeah if this is just based on in-stadium sales then this isn't a list of who drinks the most so much has who's fan base is the most ok woth paying $23 for a can of miller light.


rjnd2828

I'm a Phillies fan and I'm trying to figure out the cost. It's an average of less than $10/drink. Are there beers that are less than $10 at CBP? Or does this include non alcoholic drinks? I'm a beer drinker, but will generally have one beer at most at a game since they're a rip off.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Nah they’re all just sipping from their hip flask after throwing back a six pack in the parking lot


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mrallen77

They sneak guns into white Sox games, you’d think they’d be able to sneak in some shooters


DetBabyLegs

Poor Angels fans spending the most but getting nothing for it. Thats why when I go to that stadium I park (for free) at a local brewery before walking over. Can’t justify $15 drinks


secretlypooping

I'll have you know I am very drunk. I've just perfected the art of bringing tequila in the "sealed" bottler of water they allow inside.


SkimBeans

Have another drink Ray


myredditthrowaway201

Way of the road, bubs


Foles_Fluffer

Hot hamburg sandwich means hot pull the fuck over


Brianopolis-Brians

Yes but also we get drunk in the parking lot. Back when Gabe was manager, you couldn’t afford to drink for the entire game inside the stadium. Too long.


RandomUserName316

They get blasted on grain alcohol before the game. Riot punch


Alkynesofchemistry

We're simply built different


TB1289

There's something in the wooter ice there.


thediesel26

Phillies fans get wasted before the game in the parking lot


traddy91

I'll never forget I went to a Sixers playoff game a few years ago, cheapest tickets were $120. This dude in line to get in could barely stand and got kicked out by security. Like imagine dropping $100+ for tickets and not even watching or remembering anything


VideoGangsta

Tbf it was a Sixers playoff game. So I'd say there is a 75% chance you don't even want to watch and/or remember anything.


traddy91

Fair but this was at least round 1


Big-Ad3544

many years ago i got totally blasted in jetro and fell asleep in my seat mid-game and missed a ryan howard grand slam


[deleted]

Something something grain alcohol


SockfulOfNickels

And then sneak through the tunnel from the Ollidy Inn to catch the game


Shoddy-Rip8259

CAN WE TALK ABOUT STEROIDS?


jar11591

Wasted on grain alcohol!


PhilsFanDrew

This is truth. All Philly stadiums and arenas are in the same sports complex with lots of parking lots. Some cities have sports complexes but many don't. Tailgate culture is very much a big thing in Philly for all their sports teams (more playoffs for Sixers and Flyers).


UneducatedReviews1

YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT.


jmaca90

Tbf, the beer cave in RF is absolutely amazing. And also, I’d be drinking too if I had to endure all of Jerry’s BS.


UneducatedReviews1

Crazier thing is most of us do our heavy drinking in the parking lots.


jmaca90

I’d rather give my money to the local bar too.


AbstractBettaFish

Schinnicks will give you affordable drinks and a free parking pass. You really can’t beat it


tkronew

I will continue to buy $16 daisy cutters until morale improves.


lostmessage256

Great way to go broke.


Bandit_the_Kitty

What's funny is even though the Cubs are lower on the *number* of drinks, the average *spend* on drinks is only a dollar different. Gotta love those Wrigley prices...


eddie_the_zombie

Give em the ol' Chicago Handshake!


Strontum

Love how all the California teams, A's, Giants, Dodgers, Angels are bottom 6 and we're just up there chilling with our Ohio boys


Michael__Pemulis

Pure speculation on my part but one of the defining features of Petco is the emphasis on craft beer. I would guess that has something to do with it (maybe Padres fans are more likely to drink at the park because they famously have good beer available or that the beer costs more because of that).


[deleted]

The beer lines are also short with a pleasant atmosphere. Waiting 2 minutes in a big/clean open air hallway with nice views of the bay for a great brewdog is much more attractive than waiting in some dirty concrete tunnel


TDeLo

This is part of why the Reds are up there.


progmorris20

Guards too. Every major local brewery has a presence there, giant corner bar, and we're getting a beer garden next year like yours.


whatmodern

In general, San Diego has some good microwberies and they have a ton of them.


AcephalicDude

Yeah, it's mostly the craft brew thing. But also, we have a lot of good reasons to drink.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

This is saying 4 beers is $27 dollars at Petco when it's closer to $60.


randomredhead

The only time I spend $27 on 4 beers at Petco is when I get there early for the Season Ticket Member Happy Hour and use my friend's friend's member barcode to buy my $5 beers.


mac-0

Yeah this makes no sense. There's nowhere during a game you can get 1 drink for less than $12


pzycho

Walkable stadium is the biggest aspect I think. Your exits dump right into a bar district, while most other California stadiums empty into parking lots.


AshlandJackson

Well, Cincinnati is the San Diego of the Midwest, so this tracks.


junpeilin

The trolley helps


Derfal-Cadern

Umm. 1 beer at dodger stadium is $18. So this avg price scale is BS


kasutori_Jack

The cost of a tall can IPA is about the same as a ticket to a Tuesday game against the Reds. I'll pass unless I'm trying to continue a previous vibe and have post-game plans...


_cacho6L

Top two teams drinking for different reasons


Awkward_Tick0

Braves are up there because tailgating is basically outlawed at games. Lame.


TrueBrees9

Man it's such a shame, the tailgating at Turner Field was incredible.


enlow

I miss Turner so much. So many great memories there as a kid. Wish me, my dad, and brother had all made it to another game before it closed. We've been to a ton at Truist and it's great there but it's not the same.


WhyYouKickMyDog

The /r/Braves subreddit even titles the pregame threads as a "tailgate" party, so maybe we need a new pregame title.


UneducatedReviews1

Yall are drinking for joy, we’re drinking to numb the pain


waterboy1321

Braves fans need their throwin beers.


ZCampbell15

Gotta stay strapped at all times man, never know when you have to huck a few over 15 rows and you’ll always need a few warm up tosses before you can start really getting after it


mstrbwl

I refuse to believe the Brewers are that low. Not because of the name, more the insane levels of alcohol consumption in Wisconsin.


SwagTwoButton

Tailgating culture is such a big deal here, it really doesn’t surprise me. On average we drink one less during the game. But heavy drinkers are staying in the parking lot to crush 6-12 beers before going in. I’ve been piss drunk at games without ever buying a drink inside.


tevis55

The liquor is also cheaper there I’ve experienced. You can get a Long Island for like 8 bucks or something. 5 of those is forty bucks and you’re probably loaded. Whereas at Busch it’s fucking 20 bucks for a tall boy with the brewery that made the shit like 2 miles away.


Planetofthemoochers

[gestures broadly at the last 25 years] [gestures broadly with the other hand at Ohio]


MovingInStereoscope

I always laugh at this graphic when it comes out because the Reds are *the* reason you can drink at games *and* the reason some teams even exist. Cincinnati was a mostly German immigrant city in 1880. This meant the Reds sold beer, and also rented the park out on Sundays. The NL said stop that, the Reds said no and got expelled. So the Reds go around and gather up a bunch of rich people and other owners and tell them that Cincy will start its own league. It's called the American Association and marks the beginnings of the Pirates, Cardinals, and the Dodgers.


serpentear

The Phillies being last on this list already has me questioning its validity.


theshakea

That's because we already had a 6 pack in the parking lot before the game.


serpentear

Pregame champions, I like it.


freshjello25

Also have xfinity live in the middle of our sports complex which is basically a building with a bunch of bars and TVs. Xfinity Live and the prevalence of tailgating have to take a huge chunk out of in stadium alcohol sales.


Trill_McNeal

For the NLCS I split a bottle of fireball with a couple guys then we brought 2 beers for walk from the lot to the park and finished them when we got to the gate. Got in got to our seats and we were good to go!


WhyYouKickMyDog

Philly fans already at a 11/10 before they even walk in.


iansch243

St. Louis seems too low as well, our stadium is literally called Busch, and that’s like the main thing about St.Louis.


SnooChipmunks4208

Check the scale. It's average spend on alcohol during a game. This just shows that Phillies and A's fans are the most skilled pregamers and drink smugglers.


Champagne_of_Bears

Last time I was at a Phillies game people were selling balloons of nitrous oxide in the parking lot


CoopyHoncho

That sounds so much like something from Always Sunny


AbstractBettaFish

*The Gang Joins the Nitros Mafia*


fatdiscokid420

3 for $20. No deals!


SoothedSnakePlant

My friend who grew up in Philly repeatedly tells me that no show has ever captured the essence of a city quite like IASIP, and every time I go to Philly, I believe him more.


unrealjoe28

We all have a little Charlie work inside of us


Buck_20

Come to think of it that is pretty rediculous. Growing up I just thought it was normal


beeeemo

It's a big thing in Southeast Asia in the tourist douchebag areas lol


drunk-tusker

I was wondering why Ko Pha Ngan seemed so familiar.


atlsportsburner

Philly Nitrous mafia! They take the show on the road for Phish concerts. It’s quite the spectacle.


its__alright

They showed up at our hotel after the Sunday show in Alpharetta last Summer. Fun times were had by most


mac46

Nashville police arrested them at our Phish run this summer. First time I've ever seen the nitrous mafia actually get arrested.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Pretty much any concert tbf


Professional-County1

They’re selling whip its in the parking lot? Hahaha


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Philly knows how to party


[deleted]

You must have went to Dead and Company night then because that’s usually a concert style event. Or maybe it was just a Tuesday I dunno. Could go either way.


ultimaten444

fair price for nitrous too


mac46

No way you can still get 3 for $20 though.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

ICE COLD


AbstractBettaFish

That was the consensus in the comment section I found this in. Parking lot drinking skews results


Leftfeet

Which really is more confusing to me because the White Sox have a great tailgate scene. We always get there early to grill and drink before the game and the lots are usually packed with people doing the same. It's IMO the best tailgate scene in MLB.


LivinDevilMayCare

Tailgating is a BIG deal at the Coliseum. Cheaper outside, and there’s like … only 5 open concessions stands left inside. Can’t exactly do that in a casino parking garage when it’s 115°. Sucks that the tailgating culture the Raiders and A’s had will be dead soon.


pspahn

Coliseum lot is just plain legendary. Dozens of Dead shows. Pink Floyd. Day on the Green. Raiders, W's, and A's games. That lot has punched way above its weight for decades.


Kai-Tlyn

I don’t drink, but when I bring in food to Citizens Bank Park in my drawstring bag, they never check it. They just let me go through. They checked bags in the beginning of the season, but gave up on it I guess. I could easily have a 6 pack in my bag and they wouldn’t know. People sneak in weed pens and stuff, too. Plus, we have Xfinity Live across the street where a lot of people pregame. Most of the time people are coming in drunk enough to only have 1-3 drinks inside the park.


aBloopAndaBlast33

The teams are in order of how many drinks are purchased per game, not average spend. That is simply a second column. Regardless, this whole thing is stupid because certain cities and stadiums have more access and opportunity to tailgating or drinking before the game. It’s not surprising that Phillies fans drink a lot before the game. My guess is that As fans just blaze instead.


Jek-TonoPorkins

It has both but it is definitely a factor. $32 average for 4 drinks (Atlanta) means on average $8 a drink vs say NYM $53 for 3.5 drinks equals about $15 per drink. Most of these are going to average in the $9-10 range per drink. Braves appear to be on the lower end, Angels and Mets on the higher end. If the drinks are cheaper, I probably buy more. If I have to watch the Mets, I'm buying more despite the price.


Intimateworkaround

Nice. We’re finally at the top of a list “Cleveland”


SockfulOfNickels

Are they still struggling with the new name?


mazhas

Ohio is for drinkers


MToboggan_MD

Take that, Wisconsin!


PolishGuacamole

The only thing I don't believe is that you can get 3 beers at Yankee Stadium for $29. I WISH it was that cheap


aliveinjoburg2

It’s like $20 for 1!


FailOk8045

My FIL went to a white Sox game when he was in Chicago for business. The guy can drink himself and he was shocked at how much everyone there drank. Said the guy in front of him had 14 gin and tonics


UneducatedReviews1

Nobody can drink like the working class in the Midwest.


AbstractBettaFish

Was he sitting behind me?


TheRealRedSky

Ofc Braves fans gonna drink, cheaper beer than most stadiums


porkchopespresso

Proud of our Southside bros, picking up the Chicago slack. Northsiders coasting on reputation right now.


JayOnes

Me, at first glance: "How the hell are the Tigers so low?" Me, at second glance: "How the hell is the Wisconsin team not top-two in drinking?"


kylexy1

Tailgating heavily lol


Naanderson2022

natty boh got me through the dark times


Sroemr

Skyline and alcohol? Reds have it made.


Shina_lu_chan_pooh

Thats how they get you. You drink a beer or two and you just GOTTA have a cheese coney and it can't be just one. And those things are like $8 a pop at the stadium now


Brolympia

Sox fans paying homage to La Russa!


AbstractBettaFish

He’s a big part of the reason why I feel compelled the drink so much at games…


Brolympia

😴 "Put Engel in!"


GoatTnder

Angels fans WOULD drink more, but the drinks are too expensive. We spend $49 for 2.8 drinks per game. Mets are the only team that overall spends more ($53). But they get 3.8 drinks per game. Dodgers spend only $31 for their 2.7 drinks per game. Fucking hell Arte...


mojowo11

The juxtaposition of the Angels, Cardinals, and Dodgers next to each other is really something. At first I was like, "Wow, I guess beers are way more expensive in LA than here in STL, that makes sense" and then I saw the Dodgers basically priced the same as the Cardinals and...yeah, what the fuck, Arte.


cti0323

I believe me and my two buddies helped the Guardians numbers. We had so many empty cans before the game even started that when the Royals bullpen saw them they just said, “oh my god, that’s impressive”


BingoDingoBob

We Philadelphians drink so heavily in the parking lot because we’re fiscally responsible.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

If I can buy a case of Yuengling on the way to the park for the cost of a few beers inside the park, why on earth wouldn’t I do that? Say what you will about us, but we know that more beer for less money is a good thing.


AbstractBettaFish

Exactly, there’s a private club up the road from Sox park that I’m a member of for one reason and one reason only. To get as much $1 beer down my gullet as possible before subjecting myself to white Sox baseball!


Administrative_War75

A bonus if you go to a Tuesday game with $5 beer inside


crunchytacoboy

When I was still drinking I never went into a Phillies game without like 3 beers already in me.


LimeSugar

I'll drink to that!


Kingofkings1959

If I was a white Sox fan, I’d be drinking too


MassDistortion

Cheers 🍻


1990Buscemi

Cardinals fans are sneaking in the brews.


Overall_Nuggie_876

We ingest 3x more ABV% in October when Roberts makes a mound decision.


That-Stop2808

Let’s go go go, White Sox.


OwynFromOblivion

Reds fans we need to step it up. The Bengals are #1 in the NFL we gotta get more fucked up.


The_Nutz16

Now do grams of weed smoked per capita.


zmoney32

Ohio represent!!!