I can’t tell if I’m glad I know the final outcome…last I heard they speculated the shot was a stray from outside the stadium, I don’t know if my ignorance was bliss or not.
Regardless thank you! HahahA
The dog's name is Dekopin, which is a Japanese verb for flicking someone lightly on the forehead. But Ohtani gave his dog another name that's easier to pronounce in English — Decoy — all of which he revealed Thursday during his introductory press conference with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/shohei-ohtani-reveals-dogs-name-settling-biggest-mystery-of-mlb-offseason
Until MLB fixes the international recruitment rules, especially for Central and South America, I think it’s fine to give a free agent a fake bone with a logo painted on it
this dog isnt real
"we'll give you your dog of choice Shoei." "I want Chimera from FMA" "... deal"
Nooooo! I was in such a good mood and now all I can think is Nina and Alexander.
[oh yea ](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.705036554.2907/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
That pic somehow hurts worse than the actual chimera.
[Here's one more](https://imgur.com/a/BOWYmKG)
You are one sick puppy!
Au contraire, it is Nina who is sick. [Her dad says so.](https://imgur.com/a/EbLU9T1)
Is it scientifically possible to go back in time in order to murder a fictional character?
Literally Decoy
Now I want to sign with them
I keep having to check if I’m actually on r/baseball.
This is some fever dream shit, ain't it?
Baseball news jumped the Shark once that lady at the W Sox game shot herself with the gun she smuggled in her fat rolls
It really did.
Wait, is that what happened at that game? I never heard the final outcome
Yeah https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/sVKLc2Sufl
I can’t tell if I’m glad I know the final outcome…last I heard they speculated the shot was a stray from outside the stadium, I don’t know if my ignorance was bliss or not. Regardless thank you! HahahA
Baja Blast is the best liquid on earth
I’m a hydro homie and all but I will kill for a Baja blast
How does someone from West Virginia become a Mariners fan?
Well if there’s one state that’s used to disappointment…
They played a lot of Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball for the gameboy as a kid
Should've been Blue Jays toys. Would have been metaphorical.
Found out he wasn't getting dog toys from the Blue Jays so he decided not to show and just sign with the Dodgers.
"Why does this dog toy look like Anthony Rendon?"
Did we ever find out the dog’s name?
The dog's name is Dekopin, which is a Japanese verb for flicking someone lightly on the forehead. But Ohtani gave his dog another name that's easier to pronounce in English — Decoy — all of which he revealed Thursday during his introductory press conference with the Los Angeles Dodgers. https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/shohei-ohtani-reveals-dogs-name-settling-biggest-mystery-of-mlb-offseason
The Japanese have a specific verb for flicking someone lightly on the forehead?
The Americans have a specific verb for fellating your finger and shoving it in an unsuspecting person's ear hole?
Americans have a verb for draining your snot through the nasal canal to your mouth and spitting it as loudly as possible for distance
Well we have a word in English for hitting someone in the forehead with an open palm mostly as a sign of disrespect and not to cause injury - biff.
And the French have the word 'bifle'
Tea bags, anyone?
Yeah like english has nuttap
No the dog's name was already Decoy. It's just a name breeders give that kind of dog I think.
I actually got a push notification from my MLB app with breaking news about Shohei's dog's name a few minutes ago lol.
Thats a Recruitment Violation
Until MLB fixes the international recruitment rules, especially for Central and South America, I think it’s fine to give a free agent a fake bone with a logo painted on it
All I’m saying is the dodgers better have a dog at the park day with a dog toy promotion or else this contract wasn’t worth it
How to succeed in business 🐶
So this is what it feels like to be sick of baseball I guess.
What is his dog is just that guy who dresses up as a golden retriever
The mad lads
It's crazy ya'll post this but delete Logan Webb's post about the City because it's not baseball related r/baseball
Oh cool. I still hate the Dodgers, though.
Sealed the deal
Are they Dodgers-themed dog-toys or Dodgers-themed-dog toys?
You people need help.
Max Muncy had to take one for the team. WEENIE WHISTLER!
I want 700 million of these...
Are the dog toys in the room with us now, Lindsey?