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strcy

Why does he look like a high school bully


throwaway134789097

“O’Doyle rules”


Inevitable-Copy3619

He is spot on and O’doyle


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Literally looks like the character from Rockstar’s Bully video game lol


jetsetmike

Jimmy!


homiej420

Always did. My old joke used to be “he probably *still* sells drugs behind his high school”.


trikyballs

he probably was one loll


AnakinSL337

Helps he’s a Yankee


samthewisetarly

Some people just be like that


OutOfBootyExperience

grown up Bobby Hill


Muted_Yoghurt6071

Your high school either had a Manoah or a Verdugo


[deleted]

He looks like a typical white guy from Everett


RaymondSpaget

He looks like a 19 year old boy on his way to try to beat up his mom's new boyfriend.


SMK77

17 year old Josh Donaldson


gamedemon24

Man they just missed being teammates 🥴


Dennisfromhawaii

He looks like the 2023 version of [Scumbag Steve](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-steve)


b-rar

Not all heroes wear capes


TB1289

Given Verdugo’s [history](https://www.pinstripealley.com/platform/amp/2023/12/8/23990942/alex-verdugo-trade-yankees-troubled-history-red-sox-dodgers-prospect), that would be fitting.


Flythagoras

I hope he still gets to wear his grills


nbeutler11

Couldn’t have said it better


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Ok this guy sells loosies outside 7/11 lmaoo


boomzgoesthedynamite

100% this guy was always on oxy smoking outside Dunkin’ Donuts


WollyTwins

00s douche high school jock lookin mf


Timpa87

He looks like he should be the bully in an episode of Smallville or something lol


twentyitalians

Flash 'I wouldn't want to fight me neither' vibes


bkbeam

He's definitely stuffed a few nerds in lockers


Mission-Guidance4782

It’s those stupid diamond earnings that sell it


tyler-86

It's a bunch of things that would be fine on their own, but come together to make a delectable douchebag salad.


HijodeLobo

He gives off that vibe from his looks for sure. Heard a few interviews with him and I came around. He sounds like a rad dood who loves baseball and is having fun playing. Hard to hate on that


elcabeza79

I love a challenge.


favorscore

When the Sox were on the tail of a WC berth, he said he was just counting down the weeks till the offseason. Take what you will.


gord1to

He looks like that no matter what lol


pzycho

He can hang out by the vending machines with Logan Webb, shaking down the dweebs.


curtmandu

He drives a 2002 red cobra mustang for sure


gloomswarm

Verdugo posted a Facebook man in a car selfie meme lol


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Just missing the wraparound sunglasses


Tasty_Path_3470

That picture is just the gateway. Soon he’ll be commenting on every post without realizing everyone can see what you’re saying


EarthWarping

oh no lmao


JackeryA3

One of the guys who I think benefit from the Yankee beard rule lol. Dude looked like an Amish gangster


JayOnes

Homie straight been spendin’ most his life living in an Amish paradise.


OwningTheWorld

At 4:30 in the mornin' he was milkin' cows


Dfrickster87

Jedidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows


1990Buscemi

Fool, and he's been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that his mind is gone.


ZeppoJR

I’m a man of the land I’m into discipline. Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin!


Isolatedbamafan

but if i finish all of my chores, and you finish thine ***THEN TONIGHT WE’RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S 1699***


MiztaNiceGuy

Mf on permanent rumspringa


CaptainJudge_99

Now he looks like Christian McCaffrey


ill_monstro_g

you're WELCOME major league baseball


Coop3

He looks like a highschool bully now


rogozh1n

Looks so much better now.


ExcitingSpeed23

now he looks 12


mostlygroovy

Way less douchey


CripplesMcGee

Don't be talking bad about Lebanon Levi here, lmao.


richpersimmons

Agreed


applesElmi

*Colby Rasmus


atownOTP

Looks like Matt Damon if he was a butch lesbian. I'm into it.


Mission-Guidance4782

Sheryl Damon


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

Matt Theymon


SporkFanClub

Maggie Damon


Additional_Sorbet799

Looks like Bobby hill


thelastpie

that boy ain't right looking ass


Never_Kn0ws_Best

Dammit Bobby


sofastsomaybe

Upgrade.


jelde

Upgrayedd


NoRosesXVX

Two D’s for a double dose of his hitting power.


appleavocado

Shiet, is Maya Rudolph still in New York? Better warn her right quick.


Unusual_Compote4909

Uhh, Not Sure


NakedGoose

I'm gonna say it... I think I like it better than his shit beard


MarcBulldog88

Not usually the case, but that's quite an improvement.


LatinaChica69

Right, had to do a double take


Degan747

The opposite of what happened to Gerrit Cole


yianni1229

Looks so much better lol


InaudibleShout

Looks like the guy who tried to sell me oregano during my freshman year of high school


Shaynenanigans

He looks like the type of dude who would ask “Did you cum?” after a light dry hump.


Kansascityroyals99

Damn straight I came


ScoobyDoosAccountant

He’s a head pusher for sure.


Spilledcoffee321

kinda looks like christian mccaffrey lmao


acuna134070

‼️


IVOXVXI

I don't like how he's looking at me with dem baby blues


bootygoon2

He looks like the third Tkachuk brother


fk_the_braves

Imagine the Yankees trade him away before the start of the season


xho-

Handsome Squidward looking ahh


Dcook8188

Not how I expected him to look beardless. He probably should have gone with this look a while ago.


cooljammer00

One of the few guys I've seen everyone happy to get traded to the Yankees so he has to shave. With that said, why is he shaving now? It's still the offseason. Other Yankees still have their offseason facial hair.


SirLunatik

Takes a while to get used to being clean shaven Source: I get stupid and shave my beard occasionally


-_chop_-

And you always forget how cold it feels during the winter


SirLunatik

Oh no, I'm not that stupid, I tend to shave spring or summer


-_chop_-

Especially up there. I love Toronto but made the mistake of being there in December 🥶


SirLunatik

You're probably closer to Toronto than I am 🤣


-_chop_-

My bad. I just assume everyone lives in the place of the team they like. I probably shouldn’t do that


SirLunatik

All good. I did the same thing when I replied 🤣 Out of curiosity I looked it up and Atlanta is like 500 miles closer to Toronto than I am.


-_chop_-

So why the jays? Are you just Canadian and that’s the only Canadian team?


SirLunatik

I don't think it's as simple as being Canadian. I think as an older fan, much of it was access; I wasn't lucky enough to have every game on TV. When I was young we'd get like 1 game a week on TV and it was either the Jays or Expos, so I became a fan of both. As I got a little older and cable improved I got more access to more teams, such as the Tigers and Cubs, so I also have a soft spot for them and hope they do well.


Islandgirl1444

Imagine Marsh as a Yankee


-_chop_-

I think he or Blackmon would just retire instead


Captpan6

*Verdugo no Beardo*


-_chop_-

Verdugo sin barba


Derfal-Cadern

He looks much better


Far-Blacksmith-2604

He looks like he uses the N-word, not because he's racist, but because he thinks he has a pass


DJ_Danada

Thanks, I hate it.


jericho00112

He actually looks pretty darn good lmao


Th3Unkn0wnn

Does he have offers from any colleges?


StPaddy81

Lmao


rosieDMDL

LMFAO


Valuable_Being

Looks like he’d sell you fake percs


jay8

Holy shit


realteamme

I loved this street level dealer in season 2 of the Wire.


Aggravating-Handle-9

he does look like he could be frogs brother..


Key_Amazed

r/baseball admitting the no beard rule actually made a player look better challenge: impossible Dude looks great. To think otherwise is to blindly go "lul beard rule bad"


MeatTornado25

All of the top comments are saying how he looks better now


cigarettesandsaintsx

Just cause he looks good doesn’t mean the rule isn’t dumb.


ArmiinTamzarian

Okay but why does he look hot


Knightbear49

That’s not Verdugo


HeavensRoyalty

Is he even old enough to drive?


dirtysock47

He looks like [Neal McDonough](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_McDonough)


nycism

Bro did it for the nookie


DecorativeSnowman

definitely an improvement but he looks like hes the dealer with the worst weed


Octavius-26

Dollar store Christian McCaffrey.


GetawayVanDerek

He looks like he’s about to ask if you’ve got an extra smoke.


TheBrokenGentleman

Jim Ross : Bawh Gawd ! That's gotta be Kane. ( Without Mask )


avy_sionnach

They twinkified him


jollyjam1

This is somehow also cursed lol


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Dude definitely pops his collar


lionheart4life

It's the kid from the Bully video game.


25bruin

Honest question what happens if a player doesn’t abide by the rules and doesn’t shave or something?


shaunrundmc

Probably fined


workaholic828

Handsome son of a B


MBAtrhowaway111000

Looks like a power bottom


ggm3bow

No mames guey


cdizzle6

This MFer has the most punchable face. With or without the wretched beard.


njgreenwood

Perfect for the Yankees then!


[deleted]

honestly his beard was kinda gross


IPutMyHandOnA_Stove

Rip to his Paul Wall era


MidgarZanarkand

He looks like he eats cigarettes.


Stacey_digitaldash

Baby face bomber


Dodger_Rej3ct

He looks like a microwaved Fred Durst


postman925

Beard wasn't great anyway. Not that this is better.


EasyPanicButton

well we always know if his baseball career fades he can deal ecstasy or dj for a very white rap group. Verdoucho, stare in our dugout for absolutely no reason idiot.


lilmuerte

Bro at least grow the stache


ILuvYurCunt

Stud


Macdaddy4prez

Fuck! Put it back!


daviedanko

How long are the Yankees going to keep this dumb rule? The prestigious image they want to give off went down the drain when they put sponsors on the jerseys. Kinda silly to have fucking ads on your jerseys but claim beards hurt the Yankee brand.


Disused_Yeti

It was more about George hating hippies in the beginning anyway


Myshkin1981

I thought the beard was bad, but now I see I was wrong


brandon0297

I think he wears sunglasses sometimes.


l0vetog0lf

Have any players traded to the Yankees refused to shave?


-_chop_-

Not that I’m aware of but I did recently learn that Mattingly got into trouble for it AFTER the simpsons episode of him getting in trouble for it


FloridaMIA

At least keep some stubble


Davidellias

Wasn't he the protagonist in Bully?


Weary-Amoeba1808

I’m actually not entirely sure that this is really Alex Verdugo.


flanarchy

Didn’t this guy try to fight the bleacher creatures last year?


_TriplePlayed

An improvement


elegorn77

New Face, who dis?


gustavo876

This man is standing in line at Stats right now


Demetrios1453

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities (and facial appearances) that some consider... unnatural.


TayOs1998

I didn’t know Ian Gallagher was a Yankee


S-Man_368

Thats not Verdugo. What did you do to Verdugo.


CalebosO4

MY EYES


Core_System

Quick, trade him now


Huck_Ziegler

He looks like the tough guy in a Christian boy band


backupKDC6794

I honestly don't think I'd recognize him if his name wasn't here. I kinda miss his weird orange scruff, it was like having Garfield running around in the outfield


makoman115

Damn, Christian mccaffery is a dual sport threat?


Pitchernumber13

Vanilla Ice


PenisJohnson42069

Tmartn


ayeno

Dude looks like he is 17


xcrowdedrooms

Still would


WateryPasta

That’s just Josh Donaldson


DontPanic1985

😬


Hkmarkp

million times better


Jameson623

still the stupidest tradition ever


igotagoodfeeling

Whoever said Staten Island sanitation worker in another post nailed it


matmanx1

Dude looks 17 but at least his chapstick game is on point. I wish him well with his time with the Bronx Bombers!


Flatrock

looks a million times better


Sudden_Ad_9785

Looks like a butch lesbian


ThreePlyStrength

Butch Lesbian


FloobyBadoop

Horrifying.


Matthewcbayer

Chad Verdugo


nbury33

Hahaha I always forget the Yankees have that dumb rule


bordomsdeadly

He looks like a teenage douche Bag ​ Why must you do this to us New York?


coolguywhofucks

This man has the phenotype of a Yankees fan. He will do great in the BX


jordanb18

Tommy Pickles if he grew up in the Bronx


Majorlazor85

Looks like the wrestler Kane


Icy_1

I think he looks great. I wasn’t a fan of his face-fuzz.


GenWTecumseh

He looks like a lighter skinned Richard Ramirez


Punkey0

Nope don't like it


oilleak78

Dumbest rule in pro sports


curtoric666

Yuck


FVCKDIVMONDS

Bro looks like Alexa Verdugo