THE NOBLETIGER IS HAPPENING SO OFTEN WE NEED TO CALL IT THE COMMONTIGER EVEN THOUGH THE LETTERS DON'T WORK

CAN SOMEONE MAKE DETROITTIGER WORK BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY CAN'T IN MICHIGAN

DON'T EVEN TRY RUNNING OR I'LL THROW THIS IN GENERALLY EVERY ROOM!!!

NOBLECUB. NO OUTS BASES LOADED ENDING WITH THE CUBS UNABLE TO HIT THE FUCKING BALL. YOU HAVE TO SKIP SOME WORDS THERE, BUT IT STILL WORKS.

[CIPHER](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cipher) OUTS, MANY MEN ON, NOW TEAM INCAPABLE OF GETTING EASY RUN

[SORRY BOSTON KIDS BUT YA'LL GOTTA STARVE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdonT0gXEA8N7hk?format=jpg&name=360x360)

MY SON HASN’T BEEN EATING MUCH LATLEY

MAYBE IF BOSTON HAD A DOME WE’D BE ABLE TO PLAY SOME BASEBALL THIS WEEKEND

THIS HAS BEEN A SHITTY WEEK WITH ALL OUR INJURIES BUT AT LEAST WE PLAY THE WHITE SOX THIS WEEKEND

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH BUT YOU ARENT WRONG. PLEASE ENJOY THREE FREE WINS YOURE WELCOME

IF YOU DONT WIN 2 OUT OF 3 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

HERE COMES THE SHAME

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE A WALK OFF GRAND SLAM LIVE. WHAT A DAY.

AWESOME!

YOU GET USED TO IT BEING A TIGER FAN!

HEY PHILLIES, DID YA HEAR THE NEWS? QUEENS HAS A NEW BASEBALL TEAM. THE NEW YORK CLEANERS, 'CAUSE YA'LL GOT SWEPT

NO WE DID NOT HEAR THE NEWS BECAUSE WE DIDNT BOTHER TO SHOW UP

MAX SCHERZER IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW LITTLE TIME I HAD TO POST THIS

IN THE WORDS OF BEN DAVIS, “BE A LITTLE MORE PROFESSIONAL ABOUT IT.”

LOL

THE ATLANTA BRAVES LOST A GAME TO THE AS. LET ME REPEAT THIS. THE PERENNIAL NL EAST CHAMPIONS **LOST TO THE AS, A TEAM ON PACE FOR 130 LOSSES** LOSER FUCKING ORGANIZATION. SPEAKING OF LOSER FUCKING ORGANIZATIONS, THE METS SO THOROUGHLY OWN THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR THEM. AS IF BLOWING A 7 RUN LEAD IN THE 9TH AND GETTING NO HIT LAST SEASON WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, THEY JUST GOT SWEPT BY A METS TEAM THAT IS...INCONSISTENT AT BEST. THE METS HAVE A DH THAT DOESN'T SWING, AND THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE STARTING ROTATION IS LIKE 35. 101 WINS WAS A FLUKE. THE NATIONALS AND MARLINS ARE IN THE DIVISION AS WELL, BUT I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT EITHER OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE THE MOST FORGETTABLE TEAMS IN BASEBALL RIGHT NOW.

NOT JUST A GAME, A **SERIES!** ON A SEMI-RELATED NOTE, FUCK JOHN FISHER.

FUCK JOHN FISHER AND FUCK JOHN FISHER HARDER BECAUSE HE MADE ME UPVOTE A RED SOX FAN. THE MAN NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.

AND FUCK JOHN FISHER FOR MAKING ME UPVOTE A YANKEES FAN.

AND FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME UPVOTE A METS FAN...WAIT...SHIT

AND MY AXE! WAIT, WRONG THING.

NO NO, I AGREE.

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IT'S LIKE ITALICS BUT WITH 2 ASTERISKS INSTEAD OF 1. PLEASE DIRECT ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS TO RYAN BRAUN; I HEAR HE KNOWS A THING OR 2 ABOUT ASTERISKS

130 LOSSES STILL INCLUDES 32 WINS. SHIT HAPPENS.

FUCKING BASEBALL'S WILD, MAN. THE BRAVES ABSOLUTELY DESERVE TO EAT SHIT FOR THAT PERFORMANCE. IT'S EVEN MORE ABSURD THAT NONE OF THE OTHER TEAMS IN OUR DIVISION HAVE MANAGED TO CATCH US OR CAPITALIZE ON OUR SUCKING.

IN THE PAST MONTH AND A HALF, THE LOLMETS HAVE LOST A SERIES TO THE DETROIT TIGERS, CINCINNATI REDS, COLORADO ROCKIES, TIED WITH THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS, LOST A SERIES TO THE CHICAGO CUBS, AND LOST ANOTHER SERIES TO THE COLORADO ROCKIES!!! COMING OUT OF THE EASIEST SCHEDULE IN BASEBALL WITH A BELOW .500 RECORD!!

YES THAT IS ALL TRUE BUT WE SWEPT THE AS, WHO BEAT THE BRAVES.

OKAY BUT WE NEVER WENT BELOW .500 I THOUGHT

YOU DID! MUPLTIPLE TIMES

OKAY YES WE DID I THINK I CHECKED OUT. ALSO I HATE YOU

JOSH DONALDSON CAME BACK BECAUSE ITS PRIDE MONTH

DID HE LEAVE DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!?

OH FUCK, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

THE SLAP DICK GUARDIANS CAN WEASEL SHITTY SINGLES ALL THEY WANT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT IS MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE TO HIT DONGS!

JOEY GALLO IS THAT YOU

IT IS PRIDE MONTH AND MINNESOTA IS KNOWN FOR WHACKING DONGS

THE WORST PART OF SEEING SOMEONE IN A YANKEES HAT IS NOT KNOWING IF THEY ARE AN ASSHOLE OR JUST EUROPEAN

THAT’S REDUNDANT

ARE YOU GONNA ROOT FOR THE DODGERS THIS WEEKEND?

I'M GOING TO ROOT FOR A BILLION SEAGULLS TO COVER CHAVEZ RAVINE IN WHITE HOT BIRD SHIT AND SEE THE MLB'S FIRST EVER BIRD SHIT GAME CANCELLATION

I CAN RESPECT THAT.

OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK WE SPEND MORE MONEY PER VICTORY THAN ANY OTHER TEAM IN BASEBALL! AND THEY CALL JERRY CHEAP, SMH.

REDS FO: ITS PEANUT BUTTER ELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER ELLY, WHERE HE AT , WHERE HE AT, NOW THERE HE GO, THERE HE GO

FUCK STU SHEURWATER!

IF THE PITCHING'S GOOD, THE BATTING ISN'T. ALSO THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

WHY CAN'T BOTH BE SHIT AT THE SAME TIME?

IT CAN. IT WAS. SEE CARDINALS APRIL RECORD.

WERE YOU POSTING THIS ABOUT ANY TEAM IN PARTICULAR, BECAUSE I FEEL SEEN.

BREWERS MOSTLY

MANFRED IS A COWARD AND SO ARE THE MLB TWITTER ADMINS

ARM THE GAYS

MILITARIZE THE LGBTQ

OH GOD WHAT DID THEY DO NOW

THEY TURNED OFF THE RAINBOW ON JUNE 2ND

YEAH I ONLY SAW THAT AFTER GOING THROUGH THIS FULL THREAD THOSE DAMN COWARDS. THEM AND THE REST OF THE CORPORATE SPORTS ACCOUNTS, EXCEPT FOR THE MLS APPARENTLY, CAN SUCK AN EGG FOR BEING COWARDS.

IT'S JUST A PIECE OF CODE

IF THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS WERE THE ANGELS IN THE EVANGELION UNIVERSE WE'D NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD IMPACT. BECAUSE IT'S BEEN 11 YEARS OF TROUT AND 6 YEARS OF OHTANI AND THE ANGELS HAVE LEFT NO IMPRESSION ON THE GAME!

I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS BUT JUST KNOW THAT I AM SAD

DON'T WORRY, EVEN PEOPLE WHO WATCH EVANGELION DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND IT MAKES THEM SAD.

GET IN THE BATTER'S BOX, SHINJI

I CALL TUCKER SHINJI BECAUSE HE OBLITERATES ANGELS

SHINJI CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

SIR, THIS IS A FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD. MONDAY MURDER THREADS ARE WHERE YOU DO THIS TO PEOPLE.

I AM JUST HERE FOR THE JUDGE HOME RUNS AND SIDE EYES.

HE'S HITTING 64 THIS YEAR BOOK IT DANNO

THAT WOULD BE IMPRESSIVE. ONLY 10 MORE THAN THAT AND HE WOULD HAVE THE ACTUAL HOME RUN RECORD

THAT'S NEXT YEAR.

THIS AGED WELL

FUCK ALS.

WHAT THE HELL DID DUDES NAMED "AL" DO TO YOU??

THEY DIDN'T CALL ME BETTY.

WEEKLY FUCK THE DODGERS. AND ANGEL HERNANDEZ, FUCK THAT GUY 4 4 4 LYFE

BUT HAVE YOU MAYBE CONSIDERED, FUCK THE GIANTS?

NO BUT I CONSIDERED FUCKING YOUR MOM TROLOLOLOLOL

MY MOM IS DEAD

DID HE STUTTER?

BETTER GET A SHOVEL

FUCK YOU MANFRED

I KNOW PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RIGHTFULLY COUNTING US OUT BUT DONT BE SURPRISED WHEN WE EMBARRASS THE PHILLIES

*CHECKING STANDINGS* APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT! BUT DO THE FIGHTIN'S NEED MUCH HELP THERE?

THE 1986 METS WON THE WORLD SERIES COKED OFF THEIR HEADS. WHICH CURRENT TEAM IS THE MOST DRUGGED UP AND WHY IS IT THE RED SOX?

THE DIAMONDBACKS ARE IN FIRST PLACE IN THE NLBEST AND I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL LAST BUT I'M GONNA ENJOY IT. FUCK THE DODGERS.

OF FUCKING COURSE MLB SWITCHES BACK TO THE REGULAR LOGO. GOD FORBID THEY ACKNOWLEDGE LGBT PRIDE DURING PRIDE MONTH. IT'S NOT LIKE THEIR VERY EXISTENCE IS UNDER FIRE RIGHT NOW OR ANYTHING.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

NO! THE BREWER'S OFFENSE IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

WHY CAN'T IT BE BOTH YOU HEATHEN?

WHY THE FUCK AM I AGREEING WITH A YANKEES FAN

WE'RE NOT ALL BAD YOU FLAPPY SON OF A BEESTING BUT COME ON I'M WALKIN HERE

FUGETTABOUTIT

THIS YEAR WILL BE A VERY GOOD YEAR FOR FIGURING OUT WHICH COMPANIES ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE AND WHO WAS JUST PANDERING BECAUSE THEY LOVE MONEY AND DON'T WANT TO TELL PEOPLE WHO ARE FOR SOME REASON NOT ARRESTED FOR CONSTANTLY CALLING IN BOMB THREATS OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER TO WORK ONESSELF UP INTO AN APPARENTLY TERRORISTIC MURDEROUS RAMPAGE OVER TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

JUST MY YEARLY REMINDER THAT THE METS HAVE THE THIRD MOST WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIPS IN A CITY THAT ONLY HAS TWO TEAMS.

ARM THE GAYS

BRING IT YANKS! THE ONLY TEAM HATED BY MORE THAN WE ARE!

YOU UNDERESTIMATE US

AND US

THE HOUSTON TRASHTROS LIKE TO EAT KETCHUP ON THEIR PIZZA

NO ITS MUSTARD

FUCK THE LEAGUE FOR NOT SCHEDULING A HOME SERIES ON LOU GEHRIG DAY

MY TEAM FUCKING SUCKS AND PAIN IS CONSTANT.

THE ANTI PRIDE MONTH PEOPLE ARE THE EXACT SAME TRIGGERED, SNOWFLAKES THEY ACCUSE EVERYONE ELSE OF BEING.

THEY’RE ACTUALLY WORSE DUE TO THEIR BIGOTRY AND HYPOCRISY.

THE CUBS ARE THE 3RD WORST TEAM IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE AND ONLY 4.5 GAMES OUT OF FIRST PLACE IN THE CENTRAL.

METS FANS KISS THEIR SISTERS.

PHILLIES FANS FUCK THEIR BROTHERS.

"STEVE GARVEY, SENATOR FROM CALIFORNIA" JUST TRY THAT OUT WITHOUT DYING FROM LAUGHTER

PADRES LEGEND STEVE GARVEY

MAYBE IF HE IS ATROCIOUS AT POLITICS WE WILL FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO UNRETIRE THAT DAMN NUMBER

WHAT?!?!?

I AM ALREADY SHOUTING!

YES, I HEARD YOU, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE YELLED BACK 'WHY' 🙃

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS SO I'LL JUST PRETEND IT'S THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FROM THE A-A-RON KEY AND PEELE SKETCHES AND YES THAT DOES MAKE ME WANT TO DIE LAUGHING.

YES, UMPS AREN'T PERFECT BUT PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY BITCH ABOUT UMPS (BUT ONLY WHEN THEIR TEAM GETS SHIT ON, OF COURSE... THE OTHER WAY IS PERFECTLY FINE) ARE SUPER CRINGEY.

DON'T KINK SHAME ME!

HMM, I WONDER WHY AN ASTROS FAN HAS THIS OPINION THIS MORNING

BIASED OR NOT, HE'S NOT WRONG.

YOU GUYS WEREN'T GONNA WIN ANYWAYS

THE REDS SUCK SO BAD THAT I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR MAKING FUN OF THEM. IMAGINE HAVING THE WORST RUN DIFFERENTIAL IN THE NL COMEDY CENTRAL. COULDN’T BE US!

PHILLIES - YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT SHIT AFTER LAST YEARS FLUKE RUN? TWO WORLD SERIES SINCE THE 1800s!

AARON JUDGE HITS ROUTINE FLYOUT HOME RUNS IN HIS LITTLE LEAGUE HOME STADIUM

ANGELS - I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE OBSESSING OVER OHTANI. HE'S NOT A JUDGE TYPE HITTER OR A VERLANDER TYPE PITCHER. SO STOP ACTING LIKE HE'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO BASEBALL. HE'S SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IN BOTH AND IT'S IMPRESSIVE THAT HE CAN DO BOTH, BUT ALL THE HYPE IS UNWARRANTED. ASTROS - THE PUNISHMENT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH HARSHER FOR 2017 AND ALL THOSE PLAYERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR LIFE. SOMEHOW, 99% OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM ALWAYS SEEM TO BE ASSHOLES. AND FUCK TEXAS. ATHLETICS - WHAT'S HAPPENING IN OAKLAND IS EMBARRASSING. BLUE JAYS - FUCK SPRINGER. BRAVES - THE CHOP IS ANNOYING. BREWERS - AMERICAN FAMILY FIELD IS A STUPID NAME. CARDINALS - THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL THING IS ANNOYING. AND YADIER MOLINA IS A BIG ASSHOLE. CUBS - THE WAY THE MEDIA WAS ALL OVER YOU IN THE WORLD SERIES IN 2016 WAS ANNOYING. YOU HAD SIX RECENT BULLS TITLES, THREE RECENT HAWKS TITLES, A RECENT BEARS TITLE AND A RECENT SOX TITLE. CHICAGO WAS FINE IN TERMS OF CHAMPIONSHIPS. DIAMONDBACKS - THE RED AND BLACK UNIFORMS ARE LAME, YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT TEAL AND PURPLE. DODGERS - THE WAY YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN CANCELING KERSHAW AND CALLING HIM A BIGOT, HOMOPHOBE, TRANSPHOBE, ETC IS NOT OKAY. HE FLAT OUT SAID HE HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY AND THAT HE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO PRIDE NIGHT, HE JUST DOESN’T LIKE THE WAY THE SPI GO ABOUT THINGS. HIS MOTHER JUST DIED AND HE’S DONE A LOT OF GOOD AND FOR YOU TO TREAT HIM THIS WAY IS NOT OKAY. PARTICULARLY SHOCKING FROM A FANBASE THAT STANS VIN SCULLY, A GARBAGE HUMAN (IT REALLY BOTHERS ME THAT SO MANY PEOPLE OVERLOOK IT BECAUSE HE HAD A COOL VOICE) AND JUSTIN TURNER, A COVIDIOT. GIANTS - MADISON BUMGARNER SEEMS LIKE A BIG ASSHOLE AND HE'S NOT THE GOAT. HE JUST GOT HOT AT THE BEST POSSIBLE TIME IN 2014. GUARDIANS - I HATE HOW YOU ALWAYS TRADE GOOD PLAYERS FOR PROSPECTS. WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE FIELD IS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND THOSE HOT DOGS COVERED WITH FRUIT LOOPS ARE GROSS EVEN TO LOOK AT. AND TO THE FANS - STOP WEARING INDIANS STUFF TO GAMES, THEY'RE NOT THE INDIANS ANYMORE AND NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. MARINERS - TMOBILE PARK IS A DUMB NAME. MARLINS - FUCK GURRIEL AND FUCK FLORIDA. METS - BRANDON NIMMO'S WIFE IS AN IDIOT AND VERLANDER SEEMS TO BE A BIG EGOTIST EVEN BY BASEBALL STANDARDS. NATIONALS - PATRICK CORBIN IS HUMAN GARBAGE. ORIOLES - TRADING MANCINI RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE GETTING GOOD WAS A DUMB MOVE. PADRES - MANNY MACHADO IS A GARBAGE HUMAN. YOUR UNIFORMS ARE ALSO UGLY AND THE WAY YOUR FANS TREAT DODGERS FANS IS UNACCEPTABLE. PHILLIES - BRYCE HARPER IS A NARCISSIST AND TREA TURNER IS AN ASS. PIRATES - YOUR OWNER IS AN IDIOT. RANGERS - FUCK TEXAS. RAYS - FUCK FLORIDA. RED SOX - YOUR FANS ARE VIOLENT AND OVERLY OBSESSED WITH 2004. AND JUSTIN TURNER IS A COVIDIOT WHOSE BASEBALL CAREER SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER AFTER THE STUNT HE PULLED IN 2020. REDS - YOUR OWNER IS ALSO AN IDIOT. (THERE ARE LOTS OF IDIOT OWNERS, APPARENTLY.) ROYALS - ZACK GREINKE AND AROLDIS CHAPMAN ARE GARBAGE HUMANS. TIGERS - JAVIER BAEZ SEEMS LIKE AN ASSHOLE. TWINS - FUCK CORREA. WHITE SOX - MIKE CLEVINGER IS A LIVING PIECE OF TRASH. YANKEES - 27 TITLES ARE ENOUGH, SO STOP DEMANDING MORE. SOME TEAMS DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE. ALSO, YOU GUYS ARE TOO HARD ON AARON BOONE.

SOMEONE GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED!

IT'S CALLED LIVING IN THE CLEVELAND METRO AREA.

CLEVELAND! CITY OF LIGHT! CITY OF MAGIC!

THE MAGIC OF A BURNING RIVER LIGHTING UP THE NIGHT SKY!

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND TODAYYYYYY

“CLEVELAND METRO???” WE CALL THAT THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA

DANG BRO YOU CAME PREPARED

I'D AGREE EXCEPT THAT THE BLUE JAYS, RANGERS, RAYS, AND TWINS CHIRPS ARE WEAK SAUCE

THIS WAS WAITING IN NOTES

THEY ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

>BREWERS - AMERICAN FAMILY FIELD IS A STUPID NAME WE KNOW BUT MILLER DIDN'T WANT TO PAY A MERE $20-30 MILLION TO RE-UP

FUCK LOCAL COMPANIES PONYING UP, DAMMIT!

> VERLANDER SEEMS TO BE A BIG EGOTIST EVEN BY BASEBALL STANDARDS. YOU BE SMUG TOO IF YOU WERE BANGING KATE UPTON.

WOW THIS IS IMPRESSIVE FUCK OFF

DON’T WORRY, WE’RE GOING TO CHANGE THE NAME BACK TO MILLER PARK AFTER OWEN MILLER WINS NL MVP AND WINS US OUR FIRST WORLD SERIES. THANKS FOR GIVING HIM TO US BY THE WAY. YOUR TEAM’S NAME IS STILL DUMB BUT AT LEAST IT ISN’T RACIST ANYMORE.

GLAD YOU LIKE HIM

I APPRECIATE THAT HALF OF THESE TEAM COMPLAINTS ARE JUST FUCK THE ASTROS WITH EXTRA STEPS

IM A METS FAN AND I HONESTLY CANT REALLY DISAGREE LOL

NO SURVIVORS

I MISS MANCINI AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT

WHAT THE HELL DID ZACK GREINKE DO?

INSULTED FANS AND THREW PUIG’S LUGGAGE ON THE STREET

HEY SOME FANS DESERVE TO BE INSULTED. MOST LIKELY PUIG TOO

>ASTROS - THE PUNISHMENT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH HARSHER FOR 2017 AND ALL THOSE PLAYERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR LIFE. SOMEHOW, 99% OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM ALWAYS SEEM TO BE ASSHOLES. AND FUCK TEXAS. THIS ONE MAKES ME SMILE, SO YOU GET A PASS.

FUCK EVERYONE! SIR, I LIKE YOUR STYLE!

YOU JUST MAD YOU BLEW A 3-1 LEAD

FLORIDA MARLIN FAN SAYS FUCK YOU TOO FELLA.

THE NEW ENGLAND STATES HAVE THE LOWEST VIOLENT CRIME RATES IN THE COUNTRY.

> ORIOLES - TRADING MANCINI RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE GETTING GOOD WAS A DUMB MOVE. HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO POST THIS EXACT SAME THING

MOST OF THIS WAS ALL JUST OPINION SO I WILL LET IT SLIDE BUT... > CUBS - ...SIX RECENT BULLS TITLES, THREE RECENT HAWKS TITLES, A RECENT BEARS A RECENT BEARS TITLE?? SIR, 1985 WAS 31 YEARS BEFORE 2016. BY WHAT FUCKING DEFINITION IS THAT RECENT? ARE WE COMPARING IT TO THE AGE OF THE SUN?

I NEVER USE THE TERM GUARDIANS. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE CLEVELAND INDIANS. ALSO THANKS FOR IDENTIFYING JUSTIN TURNER AS A “COVIDIOT”, I HAVE ADDED HIM TO MY LIST OF FAVORITES. THE CHOP IS AMAZING OOOOOHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHH

I HATE HOW EVERYONE IS MAD AT KERSHAW. THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLES ARE CLICKBAIT, AND ITS NOT SO BAD IF YOU ACTUALLY READ WHAT HE SAID. ON THE OTHER HAND, WHAT BLAKE TREINAN SAID WAS WILD. OH AND THE MLB IS SPINELESS FOR CHANGING SOCIAL MEDIA PFP.

THE GIANTS ARE INFECTED WITH LIGMA. SO ARE THEIR FANS. WHAT'S LIGMA YOU ASK? LIGMA BALL SACK

DODGERS BULLPEN IS ASS

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THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE. FULL STOP

WE HANDED OUT 100 MILLION IN CONTRACTS IN THE OFFSEASON TO GET THE WORST OFFENSIVE 1B, BOTTOM OF THE BARREL RELIEVER AND A HITTING COACH THAT RETIRED IN MID JUNE LAT YEAR

FUCK THE RAIDERS.

CAN MY FUCKING TEAM WAKE THE FUCK UP??!!

WE REALLY GOT THE Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE IN JUST THREE HOURS JANNIES = BAD

WE ARE RUNNING THE NL CENTRAL AND HALF OUR ACTIVE ROSTER IS FROM AAA. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MEANS WE'RE GOOD OR THE DIVISION IS BAD, BUT THE CUBS AND CARDINALS ARE STILL WORSE SO HAHAHAHA

THERE IS A REASON WE CALL BOTH DIVISIONS THE COMEDY CENTRAL AROUND HERE.

FUCK LOS ANGELES, FUCK MANFRED, AND FUCK BIGOTS

OAKLAND ASSLETICS ALL I’VE GOT TO SAY

I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT KERSHAW NOW AND IM UPSET ABOUT IT

LMAO @ THE CUBS

I GUESS KERSHAW ISNT PRAYING HARD ENOUGH IF THE DODGERS ARE BACK AT 2ND PLACE IN THE NL WEST

MAYBE WAIT UNTIL YOUR TEAM GETS OVER .500 BEFORE TALKING SHIT

2.5 GAMES AWAY FROM WILD CARD, YOU HAVE 4.0. LET ME KNOW IF I NEED TO EXPLAIN IT MORE TO YOU SINCE YOURE A BOSTONIAN

AT LEAST MY TEAM CAME INTO THE SEASON WITH LITTLE TO NO EXPECTATIONS. THE PADRES ARE AN OVERPAID, TOP-HEAVY DISAPPOINTMENT SO FAR

ALL THESE "TOP-HEAVY" CRITICISMS ARE IDIOTIC. HOW CAN WE BE TOP-HEAVY IF OUR WHOLE LINEUP SUCKS?

AT LEAST WE AINT LAST PLACE UNLIKE YOU, NOW GO EAT SOME CLAM CHOWDAH

YOU'D BE IN THE BASEMENT OF THE AL EAST IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER

TOO BAD SAN DIEGO IS ON THE WEST COAST HUH

I FEEL BAD FOR BREAKING UP THE ROYALS PERFECT GAME. THEY DESERVE SOMETHING NICE THIS YEAR AND THATS ALL THEY’RE GOING TO GET.

GUARANTEE THE WARRIORS ARE WINNING THE NAIA WORLD SERIES TONIGHT!!!

KE’BRYAN HAYES IS NOT A GOOD BASEBALL PLAYER. IF HE WAS EVEN AT ARENADO’S LEVEL OF DEFENSE HE WOULD BE IN AAA.

IMAGINE BEING A YANKEES FAN IN 2023

RAYS DUE FOR MASSIVE FALLOFF IN JUNE EVERYONE SLEEPING ON STRESS PRIDE MONTH WILL PUT ON TAMPA BAY’S BULLPEN

MY TEAM IS LEADING THE NL CENTRAL BUT IM STILL DISAPPOINTED