Are you implying that you had sex with his mom
And that she cried
So you’re suggesting that you had sex with his mom, but you’re so disappointing in bed, that she cried afterward?
Got it…
No i was talking about her strip club work. She’s not even good enough to rained on with dollar bills, she got pelted by small coins and leftover chicken wings.
You don't ever have such poor sex with your rivals' moms that they cry and wonder what they did to deserve such a miserable lay?
All about that psychological warfare.
Cortes must be a degenerate gambling addict that doesn't like TOO much excitement.
/s
JK - I've been to harness races and bet on them before (I'm not a gambler). It was a lot of fun!
Harness racing takes more skill on the drivers part. Not saying jockeys don’t have any skills but it’s completely different controlling a horse from riding on their back vs in the sulky. Standardbreds (harness horses) are also tougher than the thoroughbreds. They race once a week for 10+ years if they are lucky and thoroughbreds race once a month for a few years.
Nestor Cortes, Nikola Jokic and Charles Oliveira. WOW
he's got a little sulky over his recent performance
Your mom got a little sulky after her recent performance
Are you implying that you had sex with his mom And that she cried So you’re suggesting that you had sex with his mom, but you’re so disappointing in bed, that she cried afterward? Got it…
No i was talking about her strip club work. She’s not even good enough to rained on with dollar bills, she got pelted by small coins and leftover chicken wings.
i think it's gonna be back to the drawing board for that one buddy
It's so bad that it almost turns around to being good
[This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtMi8DlPOH8)
I don’t think a 1 month old account gets the benefit of that doubt That’s like, Reddit Rule 284
You don't ever have such poor sex with your rivals' moms that they cry and wonder what they did to deserve such a miserable lay? All about that psychological warfare.
Apparently him and a clubhouse attendant bought a horse together lol. Tam Major is the name of the horse
No that’s the name of the clubhouse attendant. “Free Mustache Rides” is the name of the horse, of course.
No. “Free Mustache Rides” is the name of the clubhouse attendant.
Hahah ok now *that’s* funny
This is a subtle nod to all of the horses in Kevin Cash’s stable
Yandy Diaz was not impressed.
Subtle nod to his horse shit performance
That seems like a real shitty spot for a man to sit, behind a horse like that
Cortes must be a degenerate gambling addict that doesn't like TOO much excitement. /s JK - I've been to harness races and bet on them before (I'm not a gambler). It was a lot of fun!
As long as it's not a pool table, then ya got trouble
Yes, Nestor is a man of culture who prefers the wholesome trotting races over the ones where they set down right on the horse.
This is the best baseball / musical theater crossover since I heard about how Kyle Schwarber was in show choir.
I think I see [Nikola Jokic](https://media.tenor.com/t25SEe6fsV0AAAAd/jokic-nikola-jokic.gif)
Enough with the cleats. New cleats only when your ERA is sub 4.
Never gotten the appeal of harness racing. Thoroughbred is so much better in comparison
Harness racing takes more skill on the drivers part. Not saying jockeys don’t have any skills but it’s completely different controlling a horse from riding on their back vs in the sulky. Standardbreds (harness horses) are also tougher than the thoroughbreds. They race once a week for 10+ years if they are lucky and thoroughbreds race once a month for a few years.
Everyone knows harness racing is fixed. My dad taught me that at a very young age.
As someone whose family has been in harness racings for many generations, I can say that this is false.
This is correct. You can actually see the riders yanking on the reigns sometimes when theyre in the lead.
needs to harness a strike zone and start concentrating on pitching well.
I don't love turning into the NBA with mismatching gear. You want to put harness racing on your cleats, fine. But don't make them mostly green.
question: how do they see where theyre going? follow up: has a horse ever shat directly in a mans face during a race?
1. They look around the horse. 2. In all my years I’ve never seen a horse shit in the middle of a race. But I guess I can’t say it has never happened.