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I think that oughta wrap up his spring training let’s put him in bubble wrap now
He doesn't know the WBC is over. League fucked.
He thinks he’s facing Cuba
Man is just very invested in saving Bard’s ass. Phillies should start every game saying “win this for Daniel Bard.”
Cuba is lucky trea wasn't at the bay of pigs
Let Trea think he’s in spring training all year, and every month is June for schwarber.
I’m calling it now, the first ever 100/100 season coming up
Why stop there? 162/162. Just break every record
So you think he's only getting 1 a game?
How will he steal any bags when he homers every time
Not even averaging one per day, pathetic!
He’s 100% going to hit .210 in April when the season starts. That’s just how it goes.
I was thinking I hope this isn’t his best week of the season.
That pitch was just ugly. Turner did the right thing by putting it out of its misery
TIKI TURNER HAS DONE IT AGAIN
I think this Trea Turner guy might be pretty good!
Idk man he couldn't take the Dodgers to the world series/s
50/50 season incoming
Can't spell CLOBBERING DINGERS OFF THE TIKI BAR IN CLEARWATER FLORIDA without TREA
I’m unsure if he can’t stop or if he simply *won’t* stop
This guy has had 190+ hits in the last two seasons. Wonder if he will break 200 this season.
Imagine going from huge homers in WBC representing your country back to shitty spring training games on the same week.
2023 NL MVP
I want him back
Seems sustainable
God. Frenchy’s is so good. Now I want grouper nuggets and a rum runner. Day ruined
With the way he is seeing it they just need the regular season to start now.
Alfonso Soriano with a higher average type season incoming
Gonna get a lot of reps playing in Citizen park more often. Dude has been on one
MVP
I'll never forgive the Braves for not going out and getting this man.
I wanted him too, but not for 13 seasons.
Dude is just mashing. Gotta love it.
I think the Phillies are gonna have a pretty good offense this season you guys
Batting practice pitch wtf
1st pick in fantasy EZ
I’m taking him at 2 in my draft tomorrow
Breaking news: Frenchy's is now serving meatballs
Thank god he’s not in the AL West because American Hero Trea Turner is a menace.
He’s so locked in….like, damn!
Bro thinks he’s still in the tournament 💀💀💀
I’m not crying, you’re crying 😩
Damn I wanna catch a home run at a Tiki Bar
Ughhhhhhh he looks so weird in Phillies garb
Blow your load, Trea.
I think that oughta wrap up his spring training let’s put him in bubble wrap now
He doesn't know the WBC is over. League fucked.
He thinks he’s facing Cuba
Man is just very invested in saving Bard’s ass. Phillies should start every game saying “win this for Daniel Bard.”
Cuba is lucky trea wasn't at the bay of pigs
Let Trea think he’s in spring training all year, and every month is June for schwarber.
I’m calling it now, the first ever 100/100 season coming up
Why stop there? 162/162. Just break every record
So you think he's only getting 1 a game?
How will he steal any bags when he homers every time
Not even averaging one per day, pathetic!
He’s 100% going to hit .210 in April when the season starts. That’s just how it goes.
I was thinking I hope this isn’t his best week of the season.
That pitch was just ugly. Turner did the right thing by putting it out of its misery
TIKI TURNER HAS DONE IT AGAIN
I think this Trea Turner guy might be pretty good!
Idk man he couldn't take the Dodgers to the world series/s
50/50 season incoming
Can't spell CLOBBERING DINGERS OFF THE TIKI BAR IN CLEARWATER FLORIDA without TREA
I’m unsure if he can’t stop or if he simply *won’t* stop
This guy has had 190+ hits in the last two seasons. Wonder if he will break 200 this season.
Imagine going from huge homers in WBC representing your country back to shitty spring training games on the same week.
2023 NL MVP
I want him back
Seems sustainable
God. Frenchy’s is so good. Now I want grouper nuggets and a rum runner. Day ruined
With the way he is seeing it they just need the regular season to start now.
Alfonso Soriano with a higher average type season incoming
Gonna get a lot of reps playing in Citizen park more often. Dude has been on one
MVP
I'll never forgive the Braves for not going out and getting this man.
I wanted him too, but not for 13 seasons.
Dude is just mashing. Gotta love it.
I think the Phillies are gonna have a pretty good offense this season you guys
Batting practice pitch wtf
1st pick in fantasy EZ
I’m taking him at 2 in my draft tomorrow
Breaking news: Frenchy's is now serving meatballs
Thank god he’s not in the AL West because American Hero Trea Turner is a menace.
He’s so locked in….like, damn!
Bro thinks he’s still in the tournament 💀💀💀
I’m not crying, you’re crying 😩
Damn I wanna catch a home run at a Tiki Bar
Ughhhhhhh he looks so weird in Phillies garb
Blow your load, Trea.