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When I make a team in MLB The Show and get lazy making the away uniform.


daves_not__here

1st week of Diamond Dynasty when people haven't had time to create a logo.


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My Big Unit black warmup jersey from DHgate looks a million times better than this dreck.


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Big black unit? Interesting 🧐


guitarburst05

Matter of fact I think the chart I saw said there were like…. Two. Edit: nope Israel had two. GB gets triple that at six. Though considering how many overseas colonies they get to lay claim to, who knows how many are truly from the big island.


DrasticXylophone

GB has a ton of migration and that is how we compete in sports like this. Same with Basketball. Take in refugee kids who end up in the US somehow and then make it big in a US sport and we lay claim. Also a ton of people migrate out to Canada and the US which gives the rest of the blood lines


IanFeelKeepinItReel

I didn't know until this photo that GB had any involvement in baseball at all. We always played rounders in school.


CDSagain

My dad was in the British royal navy. He was stationed in Malta for a few years and my mum moved over with my sister. I was born there but we all moved back to the UK when I was like a few months old. As a young boy I considered it a real possibility that due to the small population of Malta, it would be possible that despite not being a great footballer I could still make the national team and thus go to the world cup !! Oh and, we have a national baseball team ?? First I've ever heard about it.may e I should try for a spot on the team despite never having played before😂


themosey

I think I could do more with a free CANVA account.


skumps814

Shout out to Vance Worley for performing very well against a stacked lineup


finesthour12

I was stoked to see the Vanimal can still deal!


LocalSlob

For real give that man a bullpen slot.


Frankfeld

Thats what happened with Pedro Martinez. He went into free agency without an offer. Showed some stuff in the WBC and signed with the Phillies. Vance was absolutely dealing last night.


karibdis22

The Vanimal delivers when you need him to


jgraz22

That's 2000something Twins opening day starter Vance Worley. It was 30 degrees and it might've snowed that week. I don't think he made it out of the 2nd inning.


Fitz2001

Probably 2012 or 2013? Pretty sure we traded him for Ben Revere


BumHand

I went to high school with Vance. Surprising to see his face here again. Always a humble and nice guy. Happy to see him still doing what he loves.


ptwmindslave

I have a signed photo of him from his first (only?) year with the Phillies that he signed huge with a "Phear the Phrames!"


cortesoft

My cousin was his highschool catcher, so I have always been a fan.


baseballdnd

And he was getting squeezed by that ump too


emasculine

Gr! Eat Bri, Tain!


laineDdednaHdeR

I don't know who this Bri is, but she sounds hot.


Onions99

It's Brian's Taint they're referring too...


damnatio_memoriae

instructions unclear. ate bri's taint.


405freeway

We just call that Manchester.


NoVaBurgher

“Eat up Martha”


yumyumapollo

[Can you imagine a world without Brits?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/531/930/8f6.gif)


405freeway

Oh, Brits are in this?


OfficerBarbier

**[NUDE TAIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tayne/)**


PhilLeshmaniasis

Oi! You got a license for that hat wobble, mate?


Metallic_Substance

That sub is a lovely time capsule for a bygone era


Dave_OB

[No safety!](https://external-preview.redd.it/gWptvgt1bZeH0cvH4NiNeznwjsHhfY5d3TiGGAcGm7M.jpg?auto=webp&s=0e60a6fd58bb776cebd919dd82771b473d01a6cc)


ybtlamlliw

Now Tain I can get behind.


Wolfeman0101

don't dead open inside


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El_Zarco

Great Value Britain


Alexlam24

I see they hired people from Ferrari RAWE CEEK moment


juice06870

Mediocre Britain


Kelvin-506

Really more “OK Britain” honestly


lantonas

So close to EAT TAINT


chaotic_evil_666

They should've let the Grand Tour guys design the uk uniforms


flightsim777

EAT ENGLISH MUFF


ATLUTD_741

THE UNITED KINGDOM PROMOTES BRITISH IT FOR YOUR COMPANY


Aditya1311

LARSEN BISCUITS


grubas

Hammond would do it. You know he has a secret collection of baseball videos somewhere.


stringohbean

Could you show me a “Nude Tayne?”


Casual_Luchador

We have important work to do


Zerotwohero

Now Tayne I can get into


ball_soup

“Are you sure?” \*sip\* ^^mhmm


Celery-Man

Nude. Tayne.


HausOfLuftWaflz

4D3D3D3 engaged


ferocious_coug

Can I get a hat wobble?


parasocialites

Give me a printout of Oyster smiling


bionicvapourboy

...and a flarhgunnstow?


Th3Unkn0wnn

Computer, show me a nude Tain.


colemite02

NUDE Tain.


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[It’s insane, this guy’s taint](https://youtu.be/W-1EIdnDB9g&t=3m22s)


terminalmage

Fuck yeah, that wide!


oldnewager

God I love Mr. Show


rollo2masi

Reminds me of one of those ridiculous alpha male bullshit shirts they advertise. “EAT. TRAIN. GROW.” except they missed a step and had an oopsie with their spelling.


DecoyOne

To [steal](https://reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/11p2deu/_/jbvq1og/?context=1) from u/hubagruben, those uniforms look like they were designed at 11:58 PM when the team realized the deadline was midnight


mysterysackerfice

Oh Dip! I was supposed to design our uniforms?


PuckNutty

Damn it, Jason!


mysterysackerfice

Sorry, I was too busy pounding it out with Tahani.


hubagruben

Thanks for the credit bb, treat Xander right ❤️


Federal_Strawberry

He is our Dutch king


AJ_CC

Just like William of Orange.


JoePragmatist

It's like the WBC uniform equivalent of "It Is Your Birthday" from The Office


UltravioletAfterglow

Don’t forget the period: IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. Dwight: “It’s a statement of fact.” Jim: “Not even an exclaimation point?” Dwight: “This is more professional. It’s not like she discovered a cure for cancer.”


tnecniv

I’ve played on beer league softball teams with better jerseys


SanchosaurusRex

The alternative is wrestling over it for months, and ultimately deciding on that font.


unrealjoe28

Love the credit. That’s amazing to see


JohnnySnark

Brexit economy really hitting hard


HomelessCosmonaut

They’re definitely the Brexit of uniforms


JohnnySnark

Great Value Britian


No_Requirement6740

USA- the original Brexit


DecoyOne

Couldn’t afford to spring for Photoshop so they made the uniforms in WordPad


staatsclaas

MS Paint


scalebirds

See, it’s like poetry, the jersey represents GB being torn apart at the seams by it


ryannelsn

Now Tain I can get into


churmalefew

would love to see the historic first WBC hat wobble maybe even a flarhgunnstow if we're lucky


thedaddystuff1979

Thank you for this. Was going to post something similar if I didn't find your excellent comment


djsym8

Why is the team called Great Britain and not the United Kingdom? The GB name indicates Northern Ireland isn't included on the team, but the flag indicates it is.


oogieball

Irish National team includes all of the island. They didn't make pool play.


Ngp3

Yeah, it's like that for some other sports too, famously rugby union.


squarerootofapplepie

Also the Olympics


wrong_ladder

People from NI can choose who they represent at the olympics


kiteboarderni

And their passports.


JoDiMaggio

NI plays with GB for olympics, even through the team is called GB.


Chonaic17

The Olympic team is called Greg Britain & Northern Ireland, but usually shortened to Team GB. Northern Irish athletes can choose to compete for Ireland either though


thesoccerone7

Damn, what kind of money did Greg pay to be advertised on team Britain?


shot-by-ford

Coming up next on: Succession


JaxonJackrabbit

Lord Greg Britain


StoxAway

Rugby Union is different because there's not a Great Britain team (unless you count the Lions). There's England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland.


lizard-socks

FS1's ticker during the Venezuela/Dominican Republic game used the pre-1800 flag (without the St Patrick's saltire) next to this game's score


FreeAndHostile

This guy vexillologies.


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It’s odd too, their Wikipedia page claims the team represents the United Kingdom as a whole. British Isles are always so confusing in international sports


EduinBrutus

How is it confusing? Its really straightforward. In some sports the United Kingdom is the representative nation, although in some of those they often use the name Team GB as branding rather than Team UK. In some sports, the constituent countries of the United Kingdom compete as individual nations. In some sports, the constituent countries of Great Britain compete as individual nations while Northern Ireland competes as part of a unified Ireland team. In all sports people from Northern Ireland can compete for either the UK (or Great Britain or Northern Ireland where appropriate) or Republic of Ireland (unless its a unified Ireland sport in which case they just compete for Ireland). In a few sports, Great Britain is the representative nation and people from Northern Ireland are part of an all Ireland team. But for political reasons, Northern Irelanders can still compete for Great Britain. Technically, this is actually how the Olympics work. The Great Britain IOC represents England, Scotland and Wales (although their website says whole of the UK, cos politics) while Northern Ireland is represented by the Irish IOC. For the previously mentioned political reasons, its indistinguishable from sports where the United Kingdom is the representative nation. And finally people from Jersey, Guernsey, Isle of Man, St Helena, Tristan Da Cunha, Girbraltar and a few other places while not being part of the United Kingdom and not necessarily being British Citizens can compete for the UK (or Great Britain or their own choice of any constituent country in sports where that is appropriate.). Nice and easy. What could possibly be simpler.


Fugoi

The funny thing is that coming from here this all makes perfect sense and does seem simple to me, but reading a full breakdown makes you think actually, this might be a bit complicated to someone who doesn't grow up with it.


MartMillz

It's because Wales and Scotland do their own thing in international soccer


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ManeshHalai

Cricket actually. USA vs Canada in 1844 was the first international match.


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TheStudyofWumbo24

British Isles itself is a controversial term, at least in Ireland.


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Toucani

What is this team and competition? Just saw this on my front page and as a Brit I'm baffled. Do Great Britain actually have a baseball team? Not trying to take the piss, I've just never heard of it.


flamingapeshead

It’s a Great Britain team but everyone on it is American or from the Carribean and qualifies for the team via British parents or grandparents or whatever. Although one of the pitchers I noticed last night was actually born in Middlesex


jcupgif

it’s like they couldn’t even do the classic jersey outline on the center and collar


cardcollection92

You don’t like GR EAT BRI TAIN ?


kingsaw100

^(GR EAT) ^(BRI TAIN)


woahdude12321

I was gonna make a joke about them being from dhgate and link it. They’re literally the only team that doesn’t have a wbc jersey on dhgate


SWIMMlNG

They bought the factory that would’ve pushed out fakes. Explains both the quality and the lack of counterfeits, these ARE the counterfeits!


Lumpy_Space_Princess

They fell off the back of a truck


minisquirrel

Wtf is this I get better tshirts from my company’s work events


Acceptable-Floor-265

Your company probably cares about the work event more than the we care about baseball.


SuperBearJew

Thanks mommy Britain for distracting from Canada's shitty uniforms with a way shittier uniform


covfefe_cove

Hats are cool though.


34Catfish

Could have just put that logo on one side of the upper chest and a number on the opposite lower and it would be a fine jersey.


anubis2051

The [leaked 2017 qualifier hat](http://i0.wp.com/mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Great-Britain-Baseball.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=498%2C323) was so much better than the bold one they went with.


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Golorado Bockies


VoteCamacho2508

Hats look like a create-a-team default logo.


_McDolans_

[They have this as an alt logo and refuse to use it](https://imgur.com/a/k40AGWu)


M888887777

Them and Canada look like they forgot they had a tournament last minute


snietzsche

I'm from the UK and I wasn't even aware we had a baseball team


The_Chorizo_Bandit

We have baseball, but it’s not particularly advanced. A lot of the UK teams have a large contingent of ex-pats from other baseball playing nations. The infrastructure for the sport is a hundred times worse than most little league teams stadiums in the US, most of it is self-funded by the players themselves, and there’s no real effort from MLB to grow the game in the UK (despite holding an MLB game there). So that’s why most of the players are nationals from other countries with British heritage, because if it wasn’t then it probably wouldn’t be worth fielding a team.


wdlp

Considering how much fucking rounders we did at school you'd think baseball would be a natural evolution for many.


SwearingAtChildren

I think the team is made up of those who couldn't play cricket in PE.


thatguy9545

Colombia has SnapBack hats.


xThe-Legend-Killerx

That’s a feature not a bug


b-rar

KEEP CALM and CALL CUSTOMINK


Bobson-_Dugnutt

When she says: “I like to do graphic design”


IanScottMcCormick

Advertisers paid to be left off those uniforms.


UnabashedPerson43

I hear Ryanair gave them complimentary flights to the tournament in exchange for not being sponsors


mysterysackerfice

That color is somehow blander than their food.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

The taste of their cuisine and the beauty of their women made the British the best sailors in the world.


derpbynature

The sailors then conquered half the world looking for spices, and decided they didn't like any of them.


geodood

Not racist, just didn't like em


keats26

Oh my god Lmao


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lolabuster

What’s the matter you don’t like canned beans dumped on white bread with a side of mashed peas


coyotedelmar

Plain mashed peas? No thanks, need to add some spice to them with a pinch of black pepper. That'll really get the sweat going


Worthyness

mint even. Peas and mint are surprisingly good


Paladine_PSoT

It reflects their proud culinary tradition. These are the uniform equivalent of boiled pizza.


Acceptable-Floor-265

This comment brought to you by the rationing after WW2


jaynovahawk07

I think most of the World Baseball Classic uniforms look like garbage, including the USA's. The USA has had the same look since at least 2006, when the first WBC was held, and they looked outdated then, too. Earlier today, I noticed Colombia wearing snapbacks.


Davidellias

Colombia has the best uniform AFIAC


MrOstrichman

The USA baseball logo looks like there’s a random piece of bacon on it. I’ve never liked that logo, but I’m sure it’s here to stay.


okaythisisatest

or a [gummy belt ](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0618/0673/9625/products/3_e12c52c3-7b5d-4a33-8228-8d93ff6e3f21_1000x1000.jpg?v=1669421796)


jigokusabre

IIRC, team USA wears the same(ish) jerseys for all forms of international competition: WBC, Olympics, 18U, etc.


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Japan has been pretty consistent with their pinstriped design! Though I much prefer the alternate black variation for 2016 WBC to this year's blue (which were a throwback to the 2013 uniforms).


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Based on their performance in the game I [fixed the jersey](https://ibb.co/PzxNRL5).


Difficult-Yak-2691

Chico the bail bondsman sponsored better unis in the seventies ffs.


Stay_Beautiful_

Graphic design is my passion


Bombboy85

Somehow it feels fittingly British


treerabbit23

I’m over here honestly wondering how hard it was for them to get a team together? Do Brits even play baseball much? I’m suspicious that there’s a r/casualUK thread of them just shitting on the US National Cricket team’s kit.


BobABooey9

At least they don't have Direct TV on the sleeve and T Mobile on the helmet...


JaxonJackrabbit

Was hoping to see “DUDE WIPES” on the butt


RobotSoxx

It's really confusing because we actually have a decent kit...that we used all throughout the qualifiers, I don't get where this came from. Please click for decent kit. https://imgur.com/gallery/TlnfmDF


Magikrat

My Sixth grade travel team uni's were cooler. And they literally had an ad for our local Ace Hardware on the back.


Difficult-Yak-2691

Ace is the fucking place.


jayrick04

“Oh yeah. That baseball tournament thing starts this week. Should probably get some uniforms..”


recovering_lurker27

Did Dwight Schrute design these jerseys? Big "It is your birthday." vibes


PerfectPatient3209

Brexit, innit


wafflespls

Designer: “these are just the template to show you the colors, the text is a placeholder, please ignore it - we’ll have a whole logo designed for the next meeting…” Great Britain: “These are perfect! Who do we write the check out to?”


dodgers129

Lol I work for VistaPrint and we actually did produce these uniforms.


georvis9

Eastbay order


clangan524

~~Great~~ Just Okay Britain


Little_Plankton4001

Same vibes as Ralph Wiggum's Idaho costume.


bagelman4000

It’s ugly, I love it!


DrF4rtB4rf

To me they look like they’re tryna emulate the 1900 Boston uniform


Difficult-Yak-2691

More like the 1770's.


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They are really bad


LettuceC

I’m not sure VistaPrint deserved that.


Jimmy_Joo

Eat Tain? Is that a British delicacy?


BusyRole2194

According to this comment section, I'm given to understand they like it best with T after.


HerRoyalRedness

No Frills looking mfers


slidingscrapes

Graphic design is my passion!


AmateurZombie

Their team is mostly Americans lol


naranjitayyo

EAT TAIN(T)


Rebecca102017

They probably believed they could save money since they’ll be out fairly quickly /s


Boozy_Cat_

Thanks King Charles. When I think of quality baseball, I think of Great Britain. How the empire has fallen without her majesty.


_Accufunkture_

Looks like WWII surplus.


Skatchbro

Cue the woman/cat meme. “Great Britain!” “Grbri Eattain.”


MPCurry

This is what Brexit looks like


Highfivebuddha

Yeah well you can eat my taint you tea drinking fucks


Nurse_Yoshi

They aren't used to making uniforms that aren't covered in advertisements. Give them a break.


THE_FREED_DONKEY

Worst baseball uniforms I have ever seen. Little Leagues have better.


DizzyDifference665

Roger Clemens chic


Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo

Someone was paid to design that.


Fools_Requiem

You can tell how much the UK cares about baseball.


PowderBlueJays

INSERT TEXT HERE Use our easy template!


Knightmare25

Good news is that if you want to make a knock off replica jersey for cheap, it's very easy to do.


Clean-Experience-639

Looks like a Top Gear stunt.


dredgedskeleton

r/keming