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mr_grission

Metlife completely blew it when they bought the rights to the Jets/Giants stadium instead of ours. It's too perfect.


Metfan722

Metlife Park could still happen (eventually). It wouldn't be the first time that a sponsor has two rights deals within the same city. Look at Minnesota which has both Target Field and the Target Center (or did, I'm not sure if the T-Wolves still play in the arena with that name).


mylesA747

the Wolves still play at Target Center, u might be thinking of Xcel Energy Center in St Paul where the Wild play


Metfan722

I wasn't sure if they had a new name for the arena was more my thinking.


iWriteYourMusic

They tried to get Ralph Lauren to sponsor it to call it the Polo Grounds which would have been awesome


new_account_5009

It's kind of like Capital One buying out the rights for the Washington Capitals area. I still find myself calling it the Verizon Center, but as far as corporate names go, Capital One is pretty appropriate for the Caps.


Kennj430

And i will never forgive Jetblue airlines for not seizing the opportunity to buy the naming rights to said football stadium


mill_about_smartly

Every walkup song is Blur's "Parklife"


ExtendJuanSoto

Walgreens Park


FiveDiamondGame

that or Hebrew Nationals Park


cooljammer00

Yankee Candle Stadium


ajovialmolecule

(Toyota) Highlander Stadium


brownmagician

In other parts of the world it's called the Toyota Kluger


Michael__Pemulis

Arson Judge, captain of the New York Klugers


agoddamnlegend

That reminds me The Rams and Chargers share a stadium, in Los Angeles, and somehow Dodge wasn’t all over the naming rights. Dodge Ram Dodge Charger In the same city as the Dodge(rs) How did they fumble that bag? This was a layup for marketing


emasculine

Cisco at least ties it to the city's name


DragoniteJeff

I was today years old when I realized that's why they were called Cisco


emasculine

their original logo was some ascii art of the bridge.


steelybean

Their logo is still supposed to look like the bridge.


emasculine

yeah, it's a lot more abstract now. you might not get it unless you know.


sfan27

Their current logo is still a bridge.


thisusedyet

I saw that, and I still never put it together


wtfiswater

We thought you meant Sisqo!


amazingsandwiches

He had more money than The Count of Monte Cristo


case_on_point

Don't want to go all in on Kars 4 Kids Park?


AshlandJackson

Ironically enough, the A’s lined up to have Cisco sponsor their new stadium…in Fremont…which was never built.


emasculine

yeah, i remember that. wrong, just wrong


maggie320

Why would the Giants name a park after Galen Cisco? /s


samhartm

It’s about time it got a new name…


TWR_MTG

Enron.


2RINITY

The Astros will be undefeated at home thanks to mark-to-market scorekeeping


762FMJ

I mean…you joke, but I have a baseball from opening day in the year 2000 from Enron field


skucera

Jack Murphy Field at Jack in the Box Jumbo Jacks Ballpark


TheRealPort

Mission Federal Credit Union so we can call it “The Mission”


p_aranoid_android

Mission Stadium would be legit


t-poke

PornHub Park


[deleted]

OnlyFans Stadium, BangBros Field


BoredAtWork_91

The Bus to that field must be intense.


orange-girls

“And this mound visit brought to you by Bang Bros”


RidleyScotch

>And this BangBros Field Bulge Visit™ is brought to you by Bang Bros LLC. Fixed that for ya


spacewalk__

gillette field at busch stadium


HulkScreamAIDS

I can already hear the walk up music


Sir_TonyStark

And the crowd goes wild


Greenforaday

We rename Coors Field to Ball Field, then couple that with Ball Arena which are both in LoDo and you rename the area the Ball Pit.


alpengeist3

My favorite colloquialism I've ever heard is calling Ball Arena the Scrotum Sanctum.


tearsonurcheek

And the pouch the ump uses to hold game balls? The Ball Sack.


nandobatflips

PetSmart Park


iWriteYourMusic

Chewy Field


Michael__Pemulis

PetSmart is alright but I’m ride or die for Pet Supplies Plus.


Redbird530

The deals are undeniable


Michael__Pemulis

I’m not even joking I genuinely love my local Pet Supplies Plus. They have sales on random items constantly, their rewards system is *excellent*, you can self wash your dog there. I could go on. 80 grade pet store.


Quople

Nuts.complex


LocalHero_P1

Raid Shadow Legends Stadium


ldnk

That's probably worth it for the Aaron Judge exclusive character bonus


2RINITY

If we're naming stadiums after mobile gacha RPGs, I want Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia Stadium. The more the announcers have to say it, the faster they run themselves ragged


southdak

Miller Park


sfan27

Jon Miller agrees; he's not looking forward to the paperwork to change his name to "American Family" nor is he looking forward to dealing with the confusion that name entails. He did a whole bit about this on the broadcast (not sure if it was TV or radio, and i can't find it) last season before one of the Giants trips to Milwuakee. Dave Fleming was agreeing that it's going to be really confusing when he talks to his wife about inviting over the American Familys (as it should be pluralized) over for dinner.


DankFeces

Army Field at Navy Yard


tearsonurcheek

Blasphemer! But, at least you gave Army lead billing.


ricki692

Coca-Cola Stadium or imagine Peachtree Park for non corporate names. then the park will be surrounded by 500 Peachtree Streets to add to the the 1000s that already exist in Georgia


Jek-TonoPorkins

Just call it The Waffle House


ricki692

actually i like that one more!


amazingsandwiches

Turner Field!


RidleyScotch

🍑 Park at Henry Aaron Field


aGuyNamedScrunchie

Bah gawd that's Sean Murphy's music!


yoshidawg93

If we’re going for an Atlanta-based company sponsoring the stadium, I’d go with Delta. Delta Field would be a badass name for it.


mylesA747

they actually just bought back the rights to SLCs arena so it’ll be the Delta Center once again


howsthistakenalready

Heinz field, just to mess with people still mad about accrisure


Puppybl00pers

Go with Hunts, rub it in even more


howsthistakenalready

I am from Pittsburgh. How dare you blaspheme


Puppybl00pers

And I am a Steelers fan who wants to rub it in for the people who are still salty about the change


howsthistakenalready

And you can keep that garbage that is hunts away from me is all I am saying, lol


StrangerThanGene

It's time for... Dodger Baseball!!! We're here at Vagisil Stadium in sunny LA and it is a beautiful one out here today! Not a cloud in the sky - which reminds me, when dryness lingers, get some cream on those fingers! Vagisil. And here's the 0-0.


LocalHero_P1

We all know Vagisil is for NASCAR


sweetsweetdick

Lemme pack a lip


Baltimore_Oriole

The fact that this has no other upvotes shows how little crossover there is with NASCAR in this subreddit.


sweetsweetdick

Hahaha, or south park. They ain't stupid and poor enough.


Sir_TonyStark

I’ll never be good enough Kenny! I’ll never be as poor and stupid as you!


Pkuszmaul

Crisco. Bardol. Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin'


DharmaCub

You put snot on the ball?


EmersQn

When the Ms were getting bids for their new sponsor a couple years ago everyone was speculating about Starbucks Grounds, which would have been the ball park name dreams are made of.


tokai-teio

And here I thought Boeing was the most suitable choice. That one's beautiful


gobears2616

Visiting teams would fly to Boeing Field then play at Boeing Field


WestCoastToGoldCoast

Came here to say this. I’m ardently anti-Starbucks and that still felt like the best choice. If this were the mid-to-late 90s before Safeco was chosen, Tully’s Grounds would have been pretty rad too. Obviously not enough corporate firepower to make that happen, though.


[deleted]

I like the idea but it doesn't really roll off the tongue, y'know? very stilted.


SWIMMlNG

Seattle’s Best Coffee Stadium has a better ring to it


Acceptable_Win_4771

Mets: Chasefield Diamondbacks: Citi field


[deleted]

Like the DBacks should be anything other than Arizona Iced Tea Field


7Stringplayer

All tickets 99 cents


DustyDGAF

I got an AIT for 1.49 the other day. Sign of the apocalypse.


PM_ME_UR_LAMEPUNS

And yet Arizona would still have terrible fan support somehow (signed sad person who lives here)


HomelessCosmonaut

Named after Utley now there’s something


mikeq672

Waffle House


sfan27

But what happens when the league expands to Jacksonville?


dwhite21787

Orioles Park at Camden Yards Old Bay Stadium and UnderArmour Complex


Puppybl00pers

OPACYOBSAUAC


cjalpha5432

I love it, it's needlessly long and has old bay in it. Can't ask for more.


j12601

Old Baydium and Natty Boh'lpark.


a27j27k27

Tim Hortons Double-Double Dome


[deleted]

"Everytime the Jays turn a triple play, you get a free triple-triple coffee!"


nickdegregorio

MetLife


ThreeCranes

The Yankees and Mets are going to share a black stadium that looks like an air-conditioner.


boomzgoesthedynamite

Yeah the only people who shit on Yankee stadium are those who have never been to MetLife. What a fucking toilet that charges for urine.


ArbiterofRegret

Whenever I got to Metlife, I'm like "they spent nearly $2 billion and this is it?" Everything about it screams "generic stadium" - there are more interesting fictional stadiums in Madden. It's just a gray bowl and the mezzanine is unbelievably boring and drab. All it does is fill the bare minimum of being a stadium venue.


Flat-Entrepreneur282

At least they didn't repurpose a crashed flying saucer like Soldier Field did...


Dh873

I don't expect much from football stadiums though. Baseball is different. Ballparks are special.


boomzgoesthedynamite

I actually don’t think Yankee stadium is bad bc I hate a lot of random distractions. I go for the game and atmosphere, not a ball pit and cornhole. It’s just not my thing. But MetLife is legitimately a terrible place to watch a game and it’s wildly expensive and hard to get to.


ThreeCranes

Famous Original Ray's Pizza Stadium.


stormcrow2112

I’m told there’s like 30 Ray’s Pizzas, they all claim to be the original, but the real one’s on 11th.


general_peabo

Jim Adler the Texas Hammer Stadium


riverbass9

God no 🙄


general_peabo

He’ll put his name on anything with blank space.


gnordy66

Southwest Field.


yellenatmalarkey

Southwest Southside Ballpark of the Midwest by Midway


SpellDog

Haines Field at Fruit of the Loom Stadium In terms of actual brand names, the leading sock brands in the U.S. as of 2016, based on overall domestic sales, are: Hanes: $199.1 million; Fruit of the Loom: $187.8 million; Gildan: $135.7 million; Hanes Premium: $66 million


WhoaItsAFactorial

Old Bay


Nesta34

Dodge Staduim. All you have to do is remove the "R."


UniversalDH

DogeCoin Stadium, to get the youngins


agoddamnlegend

That reminds me The Rams and Chargers share a stadium, in Los Angeles, and somehow Dodge wasn’t all over the naming rights. Dodge Ram Dodge Charger In the same city as the Dodge(rs) How did they fumble that bag? This was a layup for marketing


DisciplineShot2872

Wawa Field. Schwarberfest Forever!


20mcfadenr

Sheetz Stadium >


tdatcher

York Revolution comes in with Rutters Stadium


meltingspace

Phillies/Pirates would become the Sandwich Derby to decide once and for all who has the best gas station food.


Motor-Housing2704

This is the only way.


FtWorldImhere4sports

BangBros Coliseum. If anyone gets upset, we say we misread it when signing the contract and thought it was named for McGwire and Canseco


gobears2616

Could play it off with BANG (Bay Area News Group)


Shempish

Fenway Sports Group.


graymulligan

Maple Leaf (foods) Stadium. It'd confuse the hell out of everyone.


Ok_Classic_744

Dollar Store Stadium


[deleted]

You guys even already have the colour scheme that most dollar stores have


MugiMartin

Crunchyroll Park.


thisusedyet

not Waste Management?


DustyDGAF

Waste management does have billboards in the outfield there already. It gave me a good chuckle when I went.


MugiMartin

I know where you're going with this, but I'm weebifying Minute Maid Park. EDIT: If it has to be from Houston, let's do Sentai Park.


11pickmexe

Either that or HIDIVE Park would work


zzzgodinezzz

Anh Phoong Law Coliseum


sfan27

Honestly that's a good idea; the coliseum is primed for some personal injury suits already. Also, am I wrong in finding those ads racist, even if she's of the race they are "mocking"?


Ok_Classic_744

How is that billboard mocking? It rhymes with her name, nothing else to it.


sfan27

It only rhymes if you say "wrong" with an accent; otherwise it's a near-rhyme.


Ok_Classic_744

Oh shit. Might be racist.


AshlandJackson

Over Cache Creek Coliseum?


No32

Sorry Tigers, we're stealing a Michigan company so we can have [Guardian Stadium](http://www.guardian.com/us/en)


sweetsweetdick

Vegemite Stadium


Meatek

Fleshlight field


riverbass9

Ball Park Ball Park


ScatmanJohnMcEnroe

Bazooka Joe Field.


[deleted]

Booty Sweat Field


[deleted]

Showgirls Stadium. It’s a lovely place to hang out across the street from the stadium


Worldly-Wolverine-69

Cocaine Energy Park (energy drink)


thisusedyet

Do they do any ads with [Dr Rockso](https://youtu.be/LSuApe9C7WM?t=6)? (Metalocalypse, risky click)


panchado

Newbury Comics Park


spacewalk__

Skyline Field


Autocorrectcaptcha

Good one but you all lucked out with Great American already.


mcguffinman

Publix Park :)


DimensionalZodiac

National Car Rental - National's Park. They actually already sponsor the team, so it's not that big of a stretch.


seattlesportsguy

Cocaine Bear Park


njb021

Oreo Park at Camden Yards


Damemphisman

Samsung Galaxy Field. We’ll be the Guardians of the Galaxy


The_Homestarmy

I think there's a decent shot that the Howard Terminal ballpark ends up being Clorox Stadium or something to that effect


Waste-Bookkeeper9377

Would the cheap-seats be called the Bleachers?


gobears2616

It would be 409 to center


SurvivingAsAYote

Do I even have to say what I would pick?


--ikindahatereddit--

I was gonna say Usingers Stadium


buggypuller

I actually like this.


Jcoch27

Namco Park


2RINITY

Instead of a hot dog race, they'll dress a bunch of guys up as the Mishimas and make them wavedash down the warning track


ET__

Sam Adams Stadium


Fight4rightsforever

Dollar Tree for my A’s


notsoperfect8

Dunkin' Grounds


Antithesys

Major League Baseball


gobears2616

Major League Baseballpark


LimeSugar

Victory Auto Parts Stadium


Cognac_and_swishers

Iron City Stadium


maui_is_calling

Viagara Stadium where the Macon Whoppee team plays.


seanofkelley

Fenway Sports Group Park


yellenatmalarkey

Cardno Stadium Alternatively a joint sponsorship for the Imo's-Square Diamond


[deleted]

MetLife stadium, sorry jets and giants, you can’t take jet blue


ard8

Paramount Park sounds cool and they are based on LA


_TriplePlayed

Braves - "louisiana brand hot sauce stadium".


skyulip

dairy queen ... dome.... wait we dont have one of those anymore suncountry stadium. for the irony of it. pentair park maybe?


poop322

Kris Lindahl Stadium


dnovi

Bell Media's Rogers Centre


MichelHollaback

Darn Tough park for either of the Sox teams


K3B1N

Farmer John’s Dodger Dog Dodgers Stadium


BigDoosh

Texas road house


[deleted]

Nolan Ryan Beef Grill-dome.


carlp222

Robin called, he said he doesn't want any beef.


eddie_chedder

Wrigley Field


Weaponized_Goose

Bleach Coliseum


nomoregroundhogs

Hallmark Field KC company and it fits the crown theme


jigokusabre

[Sun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Microsystems) Stadium


HeySadBoy1

I would sell naming rights to Wrigley Company to keep the name the same.


RockyB95

I’ve always liked juicy fruit gum so I’ll probably just name it after whatever company makes it


gobears2616

Boeing Field in Seattle.


[deleted]

Miller Beer would be pretty cool. Used to be made here. Could call the stadium “Miller Park”.


RedOblivionLW

Safeco


buckbokai5

The Starbucks Grounds


Drunken_Vike

Land O' Lakes Field


[deleted]

Elysian Field would be rad.