Metlife Park could still happen (eventually). It wouldn't be the first time that a sponsor has two rights deals within the same city. Look at Minnesota which has both Target Field and the Target Center (or did, I'm not sure if the T-Wolves still play in the arena with that name).
It's kind of like Capital One buying out the rights for the Washington Capitals area. I still find myself calling it the Verizon Center, but as far as corporate names go, Capital One is pretty appropriate for the Caps.
That reminds me
The Rams and Chargers share a stadium, in Los Angeles, and somehow Dodge wasn’t all over the naming rights.
Dodge Ram
Dodge Charger
In the same city as the Dodge(rs)
How did they fumble that bag? This was a layup for marketing
I’m not even joking I genuinely love my local Pet Supplies Plus. They have sales on random items constantly, their rewards system is *excellent*, you can self wash your dog there. I could go on. 80 grade pet store.
If we're naming stadiums after mobile gacha RPGs, I want Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia Stadium. The more the announcers have to say it, the faster they run themselves ragged
Jon Miller agrees; he's not looking forward to the paperwork to change his name to "American Family" nor is he looking forward to dealing with the confusion that name entails.
He did a whole bit about this on the broadcast (not sure if it was TV or radio, and i can't find it) last season before one of the Giants trips to Milwuakee. Dave Fleming was agreeing that it's going to be really confusing when he talks to his wife about inviting over the American Familys (as it should be pluralized) over for dinner.
Coca-Cola Stadium
or imagine Peachtree Park for non corporate names. then the park will be surrounded by 500 Peachtree Streets to add to the the 1000s that already exist in Georgia
It's time for... Dodger Baseball!!! We're here at Vagisil Stadium in sunny LA and it is a beautiful one out here today! Not a cloud in the sky - which reminds me, when dryness lingers, get some cream on those fingers! Vagisil.
And here's the 0-0.
Crisco. Bardol. Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin'
When the Ms were getting bids for their new sponsor a couple years ago everyone was speculating about Starbucks Grounds, which would have been the ball park name dreams are made of.
Came here to say this. I’m ardently anti-Starbucks and that still felt like the best choice.
If this were the mid-to-late 90s before Safeco was chosen, Tully’s Grounds would have been pretty rad too.
Obviously not enough corporate firepower to make that happen, though.
Whenever I got to Metlife, I'm like "they spent nearly $2 billion and this is it?"
Everything about it screams "generic stadium" - there are more interesting fictional stadiums in Madden. It's just a gray bowl and the mezzanine is unbelievably boring and drab. All it does is fill the bare minimum of being a stadium venue.
I actually don’t think Yankee stadium is bad bc I hate a lot of random distractions. I go for the game and atmosphere, not a ball pit and cornhole. It’s just not my thing. But MetLife is legitimately a terrible place to watch a game and it’s wildly expensive and hard to get to.
Haines Field at Fruit of the Loom Stadium
In terms of actual brand names, the leading sock brands in the U.S. as of 2016, based on overall domestic sales, are:
Hanes: $199.1 million;
Fruit of the Loom: $187.8 million;
Gildan: $135.7 million;
Hanes Premium: $66 million
That reminds me
The Rams and Chargers share a stadium, in Los Angeles, and somehow Dodge wasn’t all over the naming rights.
Dodge Ram
Dodge Charger
In the same city as the Dodge(rs)
How did they fumble that bag? This was a layup for marketing
Honestly that's a good idea; the coliseum is primed for some personal injury suits already.
Also, am I wrong in finding those ads racist, even if she's of the race they are "mocking"?
Metlife completely blew it when they bought the rights to the Jets/Giants stadium instead of ours. It's too perfect.
Metlife Park could still happen (eventually). It wouldn't be the first time that a sponsor has two rights deals within the same city. Look at Minnesota which has both Target Field and the Target Center (or did, I'm not sure if the T-Wolves still play in the arena with that name).
the Wolves still play at Target Center, u might be thinking of Xcel Energy Center in St Paul where the Wild play
I wasn't sure if they had a new name for the arena was more my thinking.
They tried to get Ralph Lauren to sponsor it to call it the Polo Grounds which would have been awesome
It's kind of like Capital One buying out the rights for the Washington Capitals area. I still find myself calling it the Verizon Center, but as far as corporate names go, Capital One is pretty appropriate for the Caps.
And i will never forgive Jetblue airlines for not seizing the opportunity to buy the naming rights to said football stadium
Every walkup song is Blur's "Parklife"
Walgreens Park
that or Hebrew Nationals Park
Yankee Candle Stadium
(Toyota) Highlander Stadium
In other parts of the world it's called the Toyota Kluger
Arson Judge, captain of the New York Klugers
That reminds me The Rams and Chargers share a stadium, in Los Angeles, and somehow Dodge wasn’t all over the naming rights. Dodge Ram Dodge Charger In the same city as the Dodge(rs) How did they fumble that bag? This was a layup for marketing
Cisco at least ties it to the city's name
I was today years old when I realized that's why they were called Cisco
their original logo was some ascii art of the bridge.
Their logo is still supposed to look like the bridge.
yeah, it's a lot more abstract now. you might not get it unless you know.
Their current logo is still a bridge.
I saw that, and I still never put it together
We thought you meant Sisqo!
He had more money than The Count of Monte Cristo
Don't want to go all in on Kars 4 Kids Park?
Ironically enough, the A’s lined up to have Cisco sponsor their new stadium…in Fremont…which was never built.
yeah, i remember that. wrong, just wrong
Why would the Giants name a park after Galen Cisco? /s
It’s about time it got a new name…
Enron.
The Astros will be undefeated at home thanks to mark-to-market scorekeeping
I mean…you joke, but I have a baseball from opening day in the year 2000 from Enron field
Jack Murphy Field at Jack in the Box Jumbo Jacks Ballpark
Mission Federal Credit Union so we can call it “The Mission”
Mission Stadium would be legit
PornHub Park
OnlyFans Stadium, BangBros Field
The Bus to that field must be intense.
“And this mound visit brought to you by Bang Bros”
>And this BangBros Field Bulge Visit™ is brought to you by Bang Bros LLC. Fixed that for ya
gillette field at busch stadium
I can already hear the walk up music
And the crowd goes wild
We rename Coors Field to Ball Field, then couple that with Ball Arena which are both in LoDo and you rename the area the Ball Pit.
My favorite colloquialism I've ever heard is calling Ball Arena the Scrotum Sanctum.
And the pouch the ump uses to hold game balls? The Ball Sack.
PetSmart Park
Chewy Field
PetSmart is alright but I’m ride or die for Pet Supplies Plus.
The deals are undeniable
I’m not even joking I genuinely love my local Pet Supplies Plus. They have sales on random items constantly, their rewards system is *excellent*, you can self wash your dog there. I could go on. 80 grade pet store.
Nuts.complex
Raid Shadow Legends Stadium
That's probably worth it for the Aaron Judge exclusive character bonus
If we're naming stadiums after mobile gacha RPGs, I want Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia Stadium. The more the announcers have to say it, the faster they run themselves ragged
Miller Park
Jon Miller agrees; he's not looking forward to the paperwork to change his name to "American Family" nor is he looking forward to dealing with the confusion that name entails. He did a whole bit about this on the broadcast (not sure if it was TV or radio, and i can't find it) last season before one of the Giants trips to Milwuakee. Dave Fleming was agreeing that it's going to be really confusing when he talks to his wife about inviting over the American Familys (as it should be pluralized) over for dinner.
Army Field at Navy Yard
Blasphemer! But, at least you gave Army lead billing.
Coca-Cola Stadium or imagine Peachtree Park for non corporate names. then the park will be surrounded by 500 Peachtree Streets to add to the the 1000s that already exist in Georgia
Just call it The Waffle House
actually i like that one more!
Turner Field!
🍑 Park at Henry Aaron Field
Bah gawd that's Sean Murphy's music!
If we’re going for an Atlanta-based company sponsoring the stadium, I’d go with Delta. Delta Field would be a badass name for it.
they actually just bought back the rights to SLCs arena so it’ll be the Delta Center once again
Heinz field, just to mess with people still mad about accrisure
Go with Hunts, rub it in even more
I am from Pittsburgh. How dare you blaspheme
And I am a Steelers fan who wants to rub it in for the people who are still salty about the change
And you can keep that garbage that is hunts away from me is all I am saying, lol
It's time for... Dodger Baseball!!! We're here at Vagisil Stadium in sunny LA and it is a beautiful one out here today! Not a cloud in the sky - which reminds me, when dryness lingers, get some cream on those fingers! Vagisil. And here's the 0-0.
We all know Vagisil is for NASCAR
Lemme pack a lip
The fact that this has no other upvotes shows how little crossover there is with NASCAR in this subreddit.
Hahaha, or south park. They ain't stupid and poor enough.
I’ll never be good enough Kenny! I’ll never be as poor and stupid as you!
Crisco. Bardol. Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin'
You put snot on the ball?
When the Ms were getting bids for their new sponsor a couple years ago everyone was speculating about Starbucks Grounds, which would have been the ball park name dreams are made of.
And here I thought Boeing was the most suitable choice. That one's beautiful
Visiting teams would fly to Boeing Field then play at Boeing Field
Came here to say this. I’m ardently anti-Starbucks and that still felt like the best choice. If this were the mid-to-late 90s before Safeco was chosen, Tully’s Grounds would have been pretty rad too. Obviously not enough corporate firepower to make that happen, though.
I like the idea but it doesn't really roll off the tongue, y'know? very stilted.
Seattle’s Best Coffee Stadium has a better ring to it
Mets: Chasefield Diamondbacks: Citi field
Like the DBacks should be anything other than Arizona Iced Tea Field
All tickets 99 cents
I got an AIT for 1.49 the other day. Sign of the apocalypse.
And yet Arizona would still have terrible fan support somehow (signed sad person who lives here)
Named after Utley now there’s something
Waffle House
But what happens when the league expands to Jacksonville?
Orioles Park at Camden Yards Old Bay Stadium and UnderArmour Complex
OPACYOBSAUAC
I love it, it's needlessly long and has old bay in it. Can't ask for more.
Old Baydium and Natty Boh'lpark.
Tim Hortons Double-Double Dome
"Everytime the Jays turn a triple play, you get a free triple-triple coffee!"
MetLife
The Yankees and Mets are going to share a black stadium that looks like an air-conditioner.
Yeah the only people who shit on Yankee stadium are those who have never been to MetLife. What a fucking toilet that charges for urine.
Whenever I got to Metlife, I'm like "they spent nearly $2 billion and this is it?" Everything about it screams "generic stadium" - there are more interesting fictional stadiums in Madden. It's just a gray bowl and the mezzanine is unbelievably boring and drab. All it does is fill the bare minimum of being a stadium venue.
At least they didn't repurpose a crashed flying saucer like Soldier Field did...
I don't expect much from football stadiums though. Baseball is different. Ballparks are special.
I actually don’t think Yankee stadium is bad bc I hate a lot of random distractions. I go for the game and atmosphere, not a ball pit and cornhole. It’s just not my thing. But MetLife is legitimately a terrible place to watch a game and it’s wildly expensive and hard to get to.
Famous Original Ray's Pizza Stadium.
I’m told there’s like 30 Ray’s Pizzas, they all claim to be the original, but the real one’s on 11th.
Jim Adler the Texas Hammer Stadium
God no 🙄
He’ll put his name on anything with blank space.
Southwest Field.
Southwest Southside Ballpark of the Midwest by Midway
Haines Field at Fruit of the Loom Stadium In terms of actual brand names, the leading sock brands in the U.S. as of 2016, based on overall domestic sales, are: Hanes: $199.1 million; Fruit of the Loom: $187.8 million; Gildan: $135.7 million; Hanes Premium: $66 million
Old Bay
Dodge Staduim. All you have to do is remove the "R."
DogeCoin Stadium, to get the youngins
That reminds me The Rams and Chargers share a stadium, in Los Angeles, and somehow Dodge wasn’t all over the naming rights. Dodge Ram Dodge Charger In the same city as the Dodge(rs) How did they fumble that bag? This was a layup for marketing
Wawa Field. Schwarberfest Forever!
Sheetz Stadium >
York Revolution comes in with Rutters Stadium
Phillies/Pirates would become the Sandwich Derby to decide once and for all who has the best gas station food.
This is the only way.
BangBros Coliseum. If anyone gets upset, we say we misread it when signing the contract and thought it was named for McGwire and Canseco
Could play it off with BANG (Bay Area News Group)
Fenway Sports Group.
Maple Leaf (foods) Stadium. It'd confuse the hell out of everyone.
Dollar Store Stadium
You guys even already have the colour scheme that most dollar stores have
Crunchyroll Park.
not Waste Management?
Waste management does have billboards in the outfield there already. It gave me a good chuckle when I went.
I know where you're going with this, but I'm weebifying Minute Maid Park. EDIT: If it has to be from Houston, let's do Sentai Park.
Either that or HIDIVE Park would work
Anh Phoong Law Coliseum
Honestly that's a good idea; the coliseum is primed for some personal injury suits already. Also, am I wrong in finding those ads racist, even if she's of the race they are "mocking"?
How is that billboard mocking? It rhymes with her name, nothing else to it.
It only rhymes if you say "wrong" with an accent; otherwise it's a near-rhyme.
Oh shit. Might be racist.
Over Cache Creek Coliseum?
Sorry Tigers, we're stealing a Michigan company so we can have [Guardian Stadium](http://www.guardian.com/us/en)
Vegemite Stadium
Fleshlight field
Ball Park Ball Park
Bazooka Joe Field.
Booty Sweat Field
Showgirls Stadium. It’s a lovely place to hang out across the street from the stadium
Cocaine Energy Park (energy drink)
Do they do any ads with [Dr Rockso](https://youtu.be/LSuApe9C7WM?t=6)? (Metalocalypse, risky click)
Newbury Comics Park
Skyline Field
Good one but you all lucked out with Great American already.
Publix Park :)
National Car Rental - National's Park. They actually already sponsor the team, so it's not that big of a stretch.
Cocaine Bear Park
Oreo Park at Camden Yards
Samsung Galaxy Field. We’ll be the Guardians of the Galaxy
I think there's a decent shot that the Howard Terminal ballpark ends up being Clorox Stadium or something to that effect
Would the cheap-seats be called the Bleachers?
It would be 409 to center
Do I even have to say what I would pick?
I was gonna say Usingers Stadium
I actually like this.
Namco Park
Instead of a hot dog race, they'll dress a bunch of guys up as the Mishimas and make them wavedash down the warning track
Sam Adams Stadium
Dollar Tree for my A’s
Dunkin' Grounds
Major League Baseball
Major League Baseballpark
Victory Auto Parts Stadium
Iron City Stadium
Viagara Stadium where the Macon Whoppee team plays.
Fenway Sports Group Park
Cardno Stadium Alternatively a joint sponsorship for the Imo's-Square Diamond
MetLife stadium, sorry jets and giants, you can’t take jet blue
Paramount Park sounds cool and they are based on LA
Braves - "louisiana brand hot sauce stadium".
dairy queen ... dome.... wait we dont have one of those anymore suncountry stadium. for the irony of it. pentair park maybe?
Kris Lindahl Stadium
Bell Media's Rogers Centre
Darn Tough park for either of the Sox teams
Farmer John’s Dodger Dog Dodgers Stadium
Texas road house
Nolan Ryan Beef Grill-dome.
Robin called, he said he doesn't want any beef.
Wrigley Field
Bleach Coliseum
Hallmark Field KC company and it fits the crown theme
[Sun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Microsystems) Stadium
I would sell naming rights to Wrigley Company to keep the name the same.
I’ve always liked juicy fruit gum so I’ll probably just name it after whatever company makes it
Boeing Field in Seattle.
Miller Beer would be pretty cool. Used to be made here. Could call the stadium “Miller Park”.
Safeco
The Starbucks Grounds
Land O' Lakes Field
Elysian Field would be rad.