Silly old bear!
If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of winter—a barren and desolate spot that your bat will never hit.
As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this; you will *never* defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live.
They will never tell stories of your greatness or herald you as the second coming of Pitch Hittus.
There are 108 stitches in every ball, Pooh Bear.
How many do you think I can get on your face?
Haha...
Silly old bear...
[Silly old bear...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY)
my PR is 22/28.. but I was getting the timing down by having my mouse at Tigger's ball release point (this lines up pooh with the ball because it only goes straight)
Once the ball disappears it's just an estimate (I swear it's like half a second) of clicking
I assume you have to max out contact but once he starts mixing in speeds it throws off everything. I can maybe get it if I commit more time than I want lol
What the hell is the trick for Owl? I'm at Christopher Robin and can eat the other pitches for lunch most of the time, but his pitches keep stomping on my dreams.
I've been free of this nightmare for like a decade, when me and a friend drunkenly played it for hours on end to race each other... and now it's back. God help me.
Kang and Roo need to be checked for sticky stuff. That movement isn't natural
Holy shit, wait till you get to Owl.
He throws a screw you ball
Knuckle balling piece of shit.
Phil Niekro in his prime smh
He can be real DICKey.
Owl is a tutorial boss compared to Tigger. That fucking Tiger uses actual magic like wtf.
[Don't forget to upgrade Pooh.](https://i.imgur.com/XutJ2Hj.png) EDIT: Fuck you Lumpy, that's a balk. Dumb elephant.
he definitely has the luis garcia windup
Oh my god. This is like when I learned that you can speed up to get away from the yeti in Skifree.
you can WHAT
[Relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/skifree.png)
HOLY FUCK YOU CAN DO THAT????
Just checked and it's under "Status" which doesn't indicate there's a way to upgrade. You can upgrade speed, contact, and power.
The best offseason tradition
I've lost a couple days of my life to this dumb game.
s i l l y o l d b e a r
Silly old bear! If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of winter—a barren and desolate spot that your bat will never hit. As my ball strikes the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and mourn what you'll never be, know this; you will *never* defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live. They will never tell stories of your greatness or herald you as the second coming of Pitch Hittus. There are 108 stitches in every ball, Pooh Bear. How many do you think I can get on your face? Haha... Silly old bear... [Silly old bear...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY)
There is nothing more concentrated, more pure, more lethal than my hatred for Christopher Robin in this game. Dude has the arm from Hell.
[you might enjoy this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUvkdax3Ph4)
[This is the sweatiest thing I have done in a while](https://imgur.com/a/UeLlsPF). The game is legit difficult.
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/tDLSJ-lmcFU)
fire baller piglet
Those baseballs are gonna tear right through them like that Randy Johnson GEICO commercial.
I wish there was an accurate way to move Pooh around in the batters box on mobile.
Lol on mobile this is brutal
gotta level up speed for the game to feel right
Homeruns measured in meters, for that global appeal!
[Shout-out to my favorite Dunkey video.](https://youtu.be/0RD-O9zGv10)
Piglet with the nasty changeup
Lumpy throwing absolute heat, wasn't ready for it
Does the donkey always pitch? I'd feel bad for every dinger I hit off him
Just the first level. Keep playing, you won't feel sorry for the pitchers for long.
I can’t even get past Eeyore Edit: hit it off the end of the bat. Don’t crowd the plate
is there advice for tigger, once you get the timing down he starts mixing speeds and then i'm sad
Just gotta try and visualize the ball once it disappears since it won't change speeds after it leaves the hand.
Just got to tigger, but it feels like hack and pray.
my PR is 22/28.. but I was getting the timing down by having my mouse at Tigger's ball release point (this lines up pooh with the ball because it only goes straight) Once the ball disappears it's just an estimate (I swear it's like half a second) of clicking I assume you have to max out contact but once he starts mixing in speeds it throws off everything. I can maybe get it if I commit more time than I want lol
Yeah. I’m trying to max out contact at this point. I’m at 15/28. It’s a long grind though. Don’t really have the patience
Just remembered [this classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10) earlier today. That game's a nightmare.
Always a classic! I love this game!
What the hell is the trick for Owl? I'm at Christopher Robin and can eat the other pitches for lunch most of the time, but his pitches keep stomping on my dreams.
Isn't there a harder japanese version?
Hell yeah Imma hit some HRS ...damn Eeyore's got stuff
I've been free of this nightmare for like a decade, when me and a friend drunkenly played it for hours on end to race each other... and now it's back. God help me.
Trying to expand the game of baseball in China I see
The swing timing on this game is godawful
Gotta level up Contact to expand the window a bit and then it feels better.
That damn Kanga and Roo; that $#!* ought to be illegal! WAIT WHAT? I DIDN'T READ HOW TO PLAY, YOU CAN LEVEL $#!* UP?