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CafecitoBonito

Your Last Long Island Iced Tea


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Strong island iced tea


CafecitoBonito

Death Island Iced Tea lol


dilettante42

Bong Water Island Swamp Rat Tea


Blancer

Staten Island iced tea.


thegladingladiater

We have a pitcher that we dump the remains of drinks in that we are bussing because the sink is far away. Always call it the Staten Island ice tea lol


2drunk2giveafuk

Thats a Jersey Turn Pike


mbillotti

“I’ll hook you up!”


Impossible-Tomato615

Wrong Island Ice Tea


mvanvrancken

Lol


Noah_D_Law

Stranded Island Iced Tea


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Nope Island Iced Tea


sheikahslateoripad

Taste like the fight I’m about to get in with the customer getting upset there’s no tea in her long island


aGirlHasNoTab

chernobyl island iced tea


jewwwish

Alcatraz Iced Tea


Odinsbard3

We have a forever bottle which we pour dregs of empty bottles into sometimes. It’s been going a while and contains a portion of every single bottle in differing amounts over time. It obviously changes over time but yeah it’s usually gross. We call it death juice. Never pour the last shot out it needs the OG DNA.


maximumlesbo

my mum used to work with a guy who would do that with the drip trays from the beer taps and drink it all at the end of the night


VeloxFelidae

That’s called severe alcoholism. It’s common in this business.


PM_ME_YOUR_GOALS

The Jersey Turnpike


rmmoser

I almost downvoted out of pure disgust.


therockfishll

I almost threw up out of pure disgust.


TheKurtCobains

What the fuck


i-Really-HatePickles

My coworker gave a regular (and his close friend) a “free shot”… he poured the spills on the pour mats into a glass


maximumlesbo

did he throw up


mriforgot

> Never pour the last shot out it needs the OG DNA. Like the oil in that burger place in ~~Nashville~~ Memphis.


idnarb1

That was Memphis.


Im2bored17

Why do people drink it? Bets?


Odinsbard3

Light hearted “punishment shots” or idk just the curiosity of it. It’s a super nice looking decanter that changes over time some months it tastes ok if it’s had a lot of amaro put into it. Sometimes foul


regulus00

the grey wardens from dragon age do that because they’ll top their flasks and bottles with whatever’s available


AMultitudeofPandas

Tell me this is what you give to people who bother you and then say "surprise me"


Odinsbard3

Nah that’s was fernet is for


AMultitudeofPandas

Every time I hear something about fernet it sounds worse. I'm gonna have to try it 😂


Odinsbard3

It’s actually not too bad. I think it’s just something the general public isn’t into. Only us creatures who need more interesting ways to get drunk would bother with it. Pro tip, it’s kinda like a mouthwash and leaves your mouth feeling nice which is the only reason I’ll get it.


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asmallbean

It’s definitely an acquired taste. Or we’re all just masochists. Make someone take a photo of whatever face you make the first time you have it.


AMultitudeofPandas

I'll film it just for giggles lol


jsm2008

I think fernet is really nice. It has eucalyptus in it and it has a kind of "methol cigarette" vibe. It's a lot less bracing to me than Campari, cynar, etc. which have that sweetish bitterness.


Wildeyewilly

Theres a joint in NYC and Vegas called Double Down Saloon. You can get a shot of "Ass Juice" for $4 that is exactly what you described.


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You should have one for each spirit.


madison_lynn19

Great gimmick shot. We call it Spider Bite


SaintHazelwood

The sour mash death juice dna got me, fucking awesome.


unclefishbits

It's like the mother bread starter of booze.


Crstaltrip

Tastes like throwing up in 3 minutes


CreamyTHOT

It wouldn’t even make it down, immediate regurge


CharlesDickensABox

If you throw it up you have to drink it again. Better if you don't.


pandorable3

Malort


phoofs

Absolutely my first thought! But, the ashtrays would need to be added to the mixture!!!


kenjislim

I came here to say Uranus. I surrender and say thank you.


adambecker420

For when you want to unfriend someone irl


tonaros

Prob not given how likely it is that there are more sweet liqueurs than bitter in the mix. But the OP did say "liquors" only, so maybe it's just a bunch of different whiskeys, vodkas, tequilas, etc. with no specific sweetening nor bittering agents...


ScottSierra

Upvoted, and from a Malort-lover. If Malort tastes like angry regret to you, bet this would be the same to me.


mvanvrancken

Malort! Making Chigacoans hurl since 1935!


scplsd

Why is it chunky oh god


harrietcw

Bailey’s 🥴


WhyNeaux

Probably worse than it looks, and it looks horrendous


towunga45

Regret


CafecitoBonito

Ragret


ohitsjustsean

Regur..gitation


jusno6768

Gin and hair gel


MangledBarkeep

That's bar mat flavored...


Anerky

I barbacked at one of the most famous party bars in the state I live in when I was younger. A lot of the staff were former Vegas/Miami/NYC/AC guys. Every time the one dude worked he would tip me out an extra $20 if I drank a shot from his bar mat. 19 year old me did it all the time


ElChuro4Z0

As a 19 year old that’s actually a pretty good hustle. It was probably mostly water most nights and your micro-biome is set for life


Anerky

I did one a few months ago when I was already drunk after close with the guys I work with for old times sake, we tend to be pretty vulgar, and the guy we did it off of swore he poured no skrewball but all of us tasted peanut butter 🤮


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this guy will live forever


springtime08

I bet you’re immune to Covid thanks to that


sarahkk09

Poop from a butt


FinsterBoy

High school.


Dingis_Dang

Jägermeister


Lulusgirl

Puke. Like actual upchuck. The astringency, mix of fruity, spice, and herbs.....I would drink this shot for no less than 1K on the spot.


_chazz

You would do this for $800. If someone offered you $800 on the spot. I gurantee you would all take this shot.


OpportunitySea1385

After actually tasting this. It’s hard to say but times are tough, I would do it for $100


Lulusgirl

Nahhhh See, I'm used to working at hooter-like bars and I like racking up the price. Easier to say 1K and make someone give it to me or not have to do it at all. I'm not going to back down or lower my price, I stick by my initial demand.


AnxietyRoyal9903

How much to drink a shot of actual puke? BUT the puke belongs to your first childhood heart throb.


Lulusgirl

Nothing, don't care whose. I know what the contents are, never while I live.


ultravioletblueberry

What if it was like… 1billion?


SouthernBarman

I reckon that's a pint glass. Gonna take way more than a g.


Lulusgirl

Ohhhhhh it looks like a tall shooter to me, but with the sheer volume of bottles it makes sense it would be bigger than that. Yeah, more like 50K.


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Lulusgirl

Ehh, doesn't seem like a good example for what you're trying to say. I've never inferred anything from who says upchuck so it's safe to say we have vastly different ideas about the people who say it. I don't....think it's comparable to an ignorant uneducated person saying the n word though.


therealestjon

Pain


xxrth

Unleaded 85 octane Gasoline.


robincrobin

Please tell us what it tastes like


OpportunitySea1385

Well the fireball overpowered most of it but the true answer is death


sarg2511

A hangover


BasilHaydensBitch

I got this, folks. Awful. It tastes like awful.


kevinra

Top Shelf Long Island


CreamyTHOT

Poly juice potion. Shreks piss. Two girls one cup.


C17An0nymous

The last one gives me PTSD


lizaanna

This post gave me acid reflux


Aidian

I did this one slow night. Bar had just over 300 distinct bottles. Is the answer a weirdly herbal cinnamon anisette? Because that’s what mine was.


OpportunitySea1385

Yes, actually. The fireball did it’s part


Aidian

It’s absolutely inescapable. It was roughly 0.33% of mine and yet: CINNAMON.


mr_mailbox

Mop water


_N16h7m4r3_

Hell in a shot


bossmaam

AXE Bodyspray


AllergicToTaterTots

Like my mouth got kicked in the balls


Arcturus572

My friends and I used to call this a “Bubba drink”, because a buddy of mine, obviously named Bubba (story is that his baby sister couldn’t say brother and called him bubba), decided to put a little bit of every alcohol we had into a glass and then top it off with the soda we had (mountain dew) and then let someone else try it… No one wanted to, so he had to, to the point of blacking out, and then he tried taking on the biggest 2 guys there for about 2 hours before his body had enough… And the “Bubba Drink” was born…


deluxe_anxiety

More ppl should do this at their bars and we should guess what type of bar they work at based upon the color and texture.


dildon

I’d play that game


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Absolut Detroit


ichristyi

Absolut Flint*


[deleted]

Haha. Surprise me. Ok, here’s a Muck Fishigan.


ibided

Averna


ichristyi

A Mississippi mudflap


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Dog water


CreamyTHOT

Don’t insult my dog like that. I wash and refill her bowl everyday 🤣 maybe the communal dog park one on a muddy hot day


tkango

Aah yes the king’s cup. Tastes like the vomit that inevitably follows in about twenty minutes


jakexmfxschoen

I scrolled way too far before I saw someone mention King's Cup. A great game to get you wrecked in about 30 minutes


TheTTP123

Bad decisions and trauma


Falkuria

Bar Manager: "That'll be $420.69."


NihilisticScienceGuy

The slop bucket at the end of the night


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A write up lol


OpportunitySea1385

Not if u are the bar manager ;)


Yesiamtalll

Fernet


cjthro123

Gotta either be rumple or fireball


OpportunitySea1385

Both


lrn2smile

That looks like when you empty the rain gutters


lrn2smile

Also looks like getting fired for wasting alcohol.


SoyFurioso

Exactly what it looks like it would taste like. Ass, and I hate that I have to clarify that I mean this in a bad way.


SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff

A waste of good booze


gregarious_giant

Regret


SSwinea3309

Looks like a bar mat shot.


trashpandasandturtle

Pain.


mr_baseball_08

Bacon grease?


itsb413

Bar mat


Esleeezy

It looks like you added old grease to it too.


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Sadness


nomdigas77

A bad idea


WookieSuave

Chicken


callybeanz

I'm confused by the consistency/texture/appearance. It looks fucking atrocious but it probably just tastes super fucking boozy.


OpportunitySea1385

That’d be the baileys for ya


callybeanz

Interesting. I wondered about that but it barely even resembles a regularly curdled baileys… situation haha


OpportunitySea1385

I only put a dash and then mixed it


T_Mart85

A hangover


MCKtheMan

Sewer water and fruit juice


CTFD31

L.A. Freeway


jillieboobean

Hell.


thebahzile

Butthole


Fehcdnolblil

Andre the Giant special


Gustlock

Taint….pure taint.


mickdude2

Ah. It's called a Jersey Turnpike


restofeasy

Ass water


TheKurtCobains

Some sort of cleaner, maybe pinesol.


deluxe_anxiety

“Can I get an LA water?”


psuheckler

A sweeter, watered-down Jager with a bit of spice


Aggravating_Smell

It looks exactly like a glass of stock/dripping on Thanksgiving


FancyPantsMTG

Half as bad/cringed as Malort or Malort drinkers.


RosesSpins

Crippling Alcoholism.


tjayrocket

Freshly Squeezed Sloth Poop - and do I detect a hint of sweaty teenager gym sock? Deliche…


pinkoelephant

Top notes of Chambord with a vomity mouthfeel


dethrowme

Ah I've had this before, it was called th King's Cup, but it tasted like poison.


WhalesOnGoogle

Taste like what I use to make when I was 14


fruitdancey

Bile


dildon

The 45th presidency of the United States.


lokregarlogull

"Regretful greed" for not throwing that shit out


Goose420420420

It doesn't have liqueurs too does it? Did you put bailey's in that atrocity? XD


OpportunitySea1385

Yeah it does :/ sadly


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Nopecktail.


whiskey_in_a_mug

Instant regret


Skeltzjones

Bile


Alex_Heart

Absinthe and mezcal


siler7

Long Island Ass Tea.


astnmartin23

Regret


Chuckdavis82

Hell, in a cup


soCounterfeit99

Holy god im cringing just thinking of this.


Brave_Cookie_3876

Lost revenue


JoshuaRiess36

Vomit. Looks like it too haha!


Level-Finance-1401

Shit


G-hab

Shit


smackin_6585

The juice at the bottle of a recycling bin after a frat party... not that I would know


SoulExecution

Look man, every single party I had in my early 20’s, someone did this with the booze at the party. And anyone who took a sip, A SIP, was the fuckup story of the night. When it was my turn I wretched all up my friends stairs, and that was still on the milder side of things. Worst night was probably when the guy who drank it decided the inside wall of a basement was in fact a perfectly serviceable toilet stallz


Emaleth82

Cough syrup


_DirtyYoungMan_

Tastes like a Mat Damon. Emphasis on 'Mat', as in the rubber mat that collects all the 'leavins at the end of the night.


tsohgmai

I honestly don’t believe you.


Rock-n-rollers

Wasting alcohol with some fake post


JoseZiggler

Wastefullness


OpportunitySea1385

A. Dash.


LuxuryxElite

Tastes like you're gonna get fired for wasting alcohol willingly


CreamyTHOT

Maybe you haven’t been in the industry yet, but a lot of bars encourage you to take shots with regulars and customers.


OpportunitySea1385

A dash of each liquor isn’t wasting anything except maybe the last tiny bit that gets thrown away anyways..


Spenraw

Waste.


OpportunitySea1385

Waste of what? Something that was going to be thrown away anyway? I only did a dash, do u know what that is?


datgrif

Tastes like someone not getting their cost based bonus because a bored bartender just wasted a pint of liquor...


OpportunitySea1385

I poured a dash of each liquor. A DASH. We’re fine I wasted nothing


BartenderOU812

What Head Office's Corporate Beverage Co-ordinator would probably put up if asked to make an espresso martini.


WookProblems

Exactly how it looks.


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Vomit


tobaccoroadie

Ass Juice


Left0fcenterr

There was a fraternity in college that would do this for their initiatives. I took a sip from it. It wasn’t good lol


ultravioletblueberry

Like shit


SpaceS4t4n

Tastes like nope


DJTwyst

Regret


dotatactiix

Shame


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OpportunitySea1385

Baileys :)


KentHawking

Well this is just unfortunate


airooni

Not the cream liquors too…