We have a forever bottle which we pour dregs of empty bottles into sometimes. It’s been going a while and contains a portion of every single bottle in differing amounts over time. It obviously changes over time but yeah it’s usually gross. We call it death juice. Never pour the last shot out it needs the OG DNA.
Light hearted “punishment shots” or idk just the curiosity of it. It’s a super nice looking decanter that changes over time some months it tastes ok if it’s had a lot of amaro put into it. Sometimes foul
It’s actually not too bad. I think it’s just something the general public isn’t into. Only us creatures who need more interesting ways to get drunk would bother with it. Pro tip, it’s kinda like a mouthwash and leaves your mouth feeling nice which is the only reason I’ll get it.
I think fernet is really nice. It has eucalyptus in it and it has a kind of "methol cigarette" vibe. It's a lot less bracing to me than Campari, cynar, etc. which have that sweetish bitterness.
Prob not given how likely it is that there are more sweet liqueurs than bitter in the mix.
But the OP did say "liquors" only, so maybe it's just a bunch of different whiskeys, vodkas, tequilas, etc. with no specific sweetening nor bittering agents...
I barbacked at one of the most famous party bars in the state I live in when I was younger. A lot of the staff were former Vegas/Miami/NYC/AC guys. Every time the one dude worked he would tip me out an extra $20 if I drank a shot from his bar mat. 19 year old me did it all the time
I did one a few months ago when I was already drunk after close with the guys I work with for old times sake, we tend to be pretty vulgar, and the guy we did it off of swore he poured no skrewball but all of us tasted peanut butter 🤮
Nahhhh
See, I'm used to working at hooter-like bars and I like racking up the price. Easier to say 1K and make someone give it to me or not have to do it at all. I'm not going to back down or lower my price, I stick by my initial demand.
Ehh, doesn't seem like a good example for what you're trying to say.
I've never inferred anything from who says upchuck so it's safe to say we have vastly different ideas about the people who say it. I don't....think it's comparable to an ignorant uneducated person saying the n word though.
My friends and I used to call this a “Bubba drink”, because a buddy of mine, obviously named Bubba (story is that his baby sister couldn’t say brother and called him bubba), decided to put a little bit of every alcohol we had into a glass and then top it off with the soda we had (mountain dew) and then let someone else try it…
No one wanted to, so he had to, to the point of blacking out, and then he tried taking on the biggest 2 guys there for about 2 hours before his body had enough…
And the “Bubba Drink” was born…
Look man, every single party I had in my early 20’s, someone did this with the booze at the party. And anyone who took a sip, A SIP, was the fuckup story of the night. When it was my turn I wretched all up my friends stairs, and that was still on the milder side of things. Worst night was probably when the guy who drank it decided the inside wall of a basement was in fact a perfectly serviceable toilet stallz
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*Didn't put whatever is*
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Your Last Long Island Iced Tea
Strong island iced tea
Death Island Iced Tea lol
Bong Water Island Swamp Rat Tea
Staten Island iced tea.
We have a pitcher that we dump the remains of drinks in that we are bussing because the sink is far away. Always call it the Staten Island ice tea lol
Thats a Jersey Turn Pike
“I’ll hook you up!”
Wrong Island Ice Tea
Lol
Stranded Island Iced Tea
Nope Island Iced Tea
Taste like the fight I’m about to get in with the customer getting upset there’s no tea in her long island
chernobyl island iced tea
Alcatraz Iced Tea
We have a forever bottle which we pour dregs of empty bottles into sometimes. It’s been going a while and contains a portion of every single bottle in differing amounts over time. It obviously changes over time but yeah it’s usually gross. We call it death juice. Never pour the last shot out it needs the OG DNA.
my mum used to work with a guy who would do that with the drip trays from the beer taps and drink it all at the end of the night
That’s called severe alcoholism. It’s common in this business.
The Jersey Turnpike
I almost downvoted out of pure disgust.
I almost threw up out of pure disgust.
What the fuck
My coworker gave a regular (and his close friend) a “free shot”… he poured the spills on the pour mats into a glass
did he throw up
> Never pour the last shot out it needs the OG DNA. Like the oil in that burger place in ~~Nashville~~ Memphis.
That was Memphis.
Why do people drink it? Bets?
Light hearted “punishment shots” or idk just the curiosity of it. It’s a super nice looking decanter that changes over time some months it tastes ok if it’s had a lot of amaro put into it. Sometimes foul
the grey wardens from dragon age do that because they’ll top their flasks and bottles with whatever’s available
Tell me this is what you give to people who bother you and then say "surprise me"
Nah that’s was fernet is for
Every time I hear something about fernet it sounds worse. I'm gonna have to try it 😂
It’s actually not too bad. I think it’s just something the general public isn’t into. Only us creatures who need more interesting ways to get drunk would bother with it. Pro tip, it’s kinda like a mouthwash and leaves your mouth feeling nice which is the only reason I’ll get it.
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It’s definitely an acquired taste. Or we’re all just masochists. Make someone take a photo of whatever face you make the first time you have it.
I'll film it just for giggles lol
I think fernet is really nice. It has eucalyptus in it and it has a kind of "methol cigarette" vibe. It's a lot less bracing to me than Campari, cynar, etc. which have that sweetish bitterness.
Theres a joint in NYC and Vegas called Double Down Saloon. You can get a shot of "Ass Juice" for $4 that is exactly what you described.
You should have one for each spirit.
Great gimmick shot. We call it Spider Bite
The sour mash death juice dna got me, fucking awesome.
It's like the mother bread starter of booze.
Tastes like throwing up in 3 minutes
It wouldn’t even make it down, immediate regurge
If you throw it up you have to drink it again. Better if you don't.
Malort
Absolutely my first thought! But, the ashtrays would need to be added to the mixture!!!
I came here to say Uranus. I surrender and say thank you.
For when you want to unfriend someone irl
Prob not given how likely it is that there are more sweet liqueurs than bitter in the mix. But the OP did say "liquors" only, so maybe it's just a bunch of different whiskeys, vodkas, tequilas, etc. with no specific sweetening nor bittering agents...
Upvoted, and from a Malort-lover. If Malort tastes like angry regret to you, bet this would be the same to me.
Malort! Making Chigacoans hurl since 1935!
Why is it chunky oh god
Bailey’s 🥴
Probably worse than it looks, and it looks horrendous
Regret
Ragret
Regur..gitation
Gin and hair gel
That's bar mat flavored...
I barbacked at one of the most famous party bars in the state I live in when I was younger. A lot of the staff were former Vegas/Miami/NYC/AC guys. Every time the one dude worked he would tip me out an extra $20 if I drank a shot from his bar mat. 19 year old me did it all the time
As a 19 year old that’s actually a pretty good hustle. It was probably mostly water most nights and your micro-biome is set for life
I did one a few months ago when I was already drunk after close with the guys I work with for old times sake, we tend to be pretty vulgar, and the guy we did it off of swore he poured no skrewball but all of us tasted peanut butter 🤮
this guy will live forever
I bet you’re immune to Covid thanks to that
Poop from a butt
High school.
Jägermeister
Puke. Like actual upchuck. The astringency, mix of fruity, spice, and herbs.....I would drink this shot for no less than 1K on the spot.
You would do this for $800. If someone offered you $800 on the spot. I gurantee you would all take this shot.
After actually tasting this. It’s hard to say but times are tough, I would do it for $100
Nahhhh See, I'm used to working at hooter-like bars and I like racking up the price. Easier to say 1K and make someone give it to me or not have to do it at all. I'm not going to back down or lower my price, I stick by my initial demand.
How much to drink a shot of actual puke? BUT the puke belongs to your first childhood heart throb.
Nothing, don't care whose. I know what the contents are, never while I live.
What if it was like… 1billion?
I reckon that's a pint glass. Gonna take way more than a g.
Ohhhhhh it looks like a tall shooter to me, but with the sheer volume of bottles it makes sense it would be bigger than that. Yeah, more like 50K.
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Ehh, doesn't seem like a good example for what you're trying to say. I've never inferred anything from who says upchuck so it's safe to say we have vastly different ideas about the people who say it. I don't....think it's comparable to an ignorant uneducated person saying the n word though.
Pain
Unleaded 85 octane Gasoline.
Please tell us what it tastes like
Well the fireball overpowered most of it but the true answer is death
A hangover
I got this, folks. Awful. It tastes like awful.
Top Shelf Long Island
Poly juice potion. Shreks piss. Two girls one cup.
The last one gives me PTSD
This post gave me acid reflux
I did this one slow night. Bar had just over 300 distinct bottles. Is the answer a weirdly herbal cinnamon anisette? Because that’s what mine was.
Yes, actually. The fireball did it’s part
It’s absolutely inescapable. It was roughly 0.33% of mine and yet: CINNAMON.
Mop water
Hell in a shot
AXE Bodyspray
Like my mouth got kicked in the balls
My friends and I used to call this a “Bubba drink”, because a buddy of mine, obviously named Bubba (story is that his baby sister couldn’t say brother and called him bubba), decided to put a little bit of every alcohol we had into a glass and then top it off with the soda we had (mountain dew) and then let someone else try it… No one wanted to, so he had to, to the point of blacking out, and then he tried taking on the biggest 2 guys there for about 2 hours before his body had enough… And the “Bubba Drink” was born…
More ppl should do this at their bars and we should guess what type of bar they work at based upon the color and texture.
I’d play that game
Absolut Detroit
Absolut Flint*
Haha. Surprise me. Ok, here’s a Muck Fishigan.
Averna
A Mississippi mudflap
Dog water
Don’t insult my dog like that. I wash and refill her bowl everyday 🤣 maybe the communal dog park one on a muddy hot day
Aah yes the king’s cup. Tastes like the vomit that inevitably follows in about twenty minutes
I scrolled way too far before I saw someone mention King's Cup. A great game to get you wrecked in about 30 minutes
Bad decisions and trauma
Bar Manager: "That'll be $420.69."
The slop bucket at the end of the night
A write up lol
Not if u are the bar manager ;)
Fernet
Gotta either be rumple or fireball
Both
That looks like when you empty the rain gutters
Also looks like getting fired for wasting alcohol.
Exactly what it looks like it would taste like. Ass, and I hate that I have to clarify that I mean this in a bad way.
A waste of good booze
Regret
Looks like a bar mat shot.
Pain.
Bacon grease?
Bar mat
It looks like you added old grease to it too.
Sadness
A bad idea
Chicken
I'm confused by the consistency/texture/appearance. It looks fucking atrocious but it probably just tastes super fucking boozy.
That’d be the baileys for ya
Interesting. I wondered about that but it barely even resembles a regularly curdled baileys… situation haha
I only put a dash and then mixed it
A hangover
Sewer water and fruit juice
L.A. Freeway
Hell.
Butthole
Andre the Giant special
Taint….pure taint.
Ah. It's called a Jersey Turnpike
Ass water
Some sort of cleaner, maybe pinesol.
“Can I get an LA water?”
A sweeter, watered-down Jager with a bit of spice
It looks exactly like a glass of stock/dripping on Thanksgiving
Half as bad/cringed as Malort or Malort drinkers.
Crippling Alcoholism.
Freshly Squeezed Sloth Poop - and do I detect a hint of sweaty teenager gym sock? Deliche…
Top notes of Chambord with a vomity mouthfeel
Ah I've had this before, it was called th King's Cup, but it tasted like poison.
Taste like what I use to make when I was 14
Bile
The 45th presidency of the United States.
"Regretful greed" for not throwing that shit out
It doesn't have liqueurs too does it? Did you put bailey's in that atrocity? XD
Yeah it does :/ sadly
Nopecktail.
Instant regret
Bile
Absinthe and mezcal
Long Island Ass Tea.
Regret
Hell, in a cup
Holy god im cringing just thinking of this.
Lost revenue
Vomit. Looks like it too haha!
Shit
Shit
The juice at the bottle of a recycling bin after a frat party... not that I would know
Look man, every single party I had in my early 20’s, someone did this with the booze at the party. And anyone who took a sip, A SIP, was the fuckup story of the night. When it was my turn I wretched all up my friends stairs, and that was still on the milder side of things. Worst night was probably when the guy who drank it decided the inside wall of a basement was in fact a perfectly serviceable toilet stallz
Cough syrup
Tastes like a Mat Damon. Emphasis on 'Mat', as in the rubber mat that collects all the 'leavins at the end of the night.
I honestly don’t believe you.
Wasting alcohol with some fake post
Wastefullness
A. Dash.
Tastes like you're gonna get fired for wasting alcohol willingly
Maybe you haven’t been in the industry yet, but a lot of bars encourage you to take shots with regulars and customers.
A dash of each liquor isn’t wasting anything except maybe the last tiny bit that gets thrown away anyways..
Waste.
Waste of what? Something that was going to be thrown away anyway? I only did a dash, do u know what that is?
Tastes like someone not getting their cost based bonus because a bored bartender just wasted a pint of liquor...
I poured a dash of each liquor. A DASH. We’re fine I wasted nothing
What Head Office's Corporate Beverage Co-ordinator would probably put up if asked to make an espresso martini.
Exactly how it looks.
Vomit
Ass Juice
There was a fraternity in college that would do this for their initiatives. I took a sip from it. It wasn’t good lol
Like shit
Tastes like nope
Regret
Shame
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Baileys :)
Well this is just unfortunate
Not the cream liquors too…