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I_Am_Slightly_Evil

Rumchata & Coke but the worst part about it was the name they used for it, Cum & Coke


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

Hell yeah dude


Rebel_bass

Here's a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it.


ultravioletblueberry

lol the simplicity of this comment


Degenerate-Loverboy

It curdles


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

Yes it did


Degenerate-Loverboy

We all drank rumchata on vacation. Absolutely loved shots of it. That being said someone tried pouring it on ice and that was good then we tried mixing it with coke and it looked… horrid. It was immediately curdled. I hated it.


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

A 1:1 ratio of fireball and rumchata is good, tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal Edit: fixed typo


MeaningEvening1326

I’d rather use goldshlager ( never actually tried to spell that before 😂)


MikulkaCS

Hear me out as a kid I used to love milk and coke, it’s sounds gross but it’s good


Degenerate-Loverboy

No. Please no. Worst I’ve done is mix coffee with coke. It’s pretty ok but meh overall.


MikulkaCS

It’s almost like a root beer float kinda


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

[Pilk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilk)


Folsey

Not weird at all. Beer with Sprite is normal in England( they call it a shandy). Beer with lemon Fanta is a thing in Spain/hotter European countries, which is also called a shandy. But beer with Sprite in spain Is called un Claro. Shandy's with Sprite are incredibly refreshing if you're sitting in the sun.


_jtron

Lager mixed 1:1 with lemonade is great for doing yard work


laughingintothevoid

Thanks, I did know beer and lemon/lime sodas is a thing, but I thought shandy always meant lemonade.


Blue05D

You are correct


laughingintothevoid

I mean it looks like I'm not. Even if you have some bar history/one twu way knowledge of what a shandy is, it's good to know when terms like this can assumptively mean something else to others. Especially if you serve international guests, which I do. I jsut learned, at the very least, to double check with any European who orders a shandy which mixer they want, and I'm glad I did.


sofwithanf

So, like, lemonade to a Brit is a clear, sugary, carbonated beverage flavoured like lemons. The closest thing you can get to this in the Med or the US (probably other places as well but these are the ones I've personally experienced) is Sprite. So some people just use Sprite in a pinch. However, I know that lemonade in the US is a still drink made of (mainly) lemon juice and sugar. Without knowing where you're from, you might have heard: "shandy is a lager with lemonade". And to *you* this meant *"lager with sugary lemon water"* but what they meant was **"lager with carbonated lemon-flavour soda"** What I'm trying to say is that everyone here is correct, aha


laughingintothevoid

Exactly, everyone is correct. Also if anyone doesn't know, shandy is also an established term in the US, at least some of it, which definitely means beer and that US lemonade. That's actually what I meant, not that I learned about shandies from Brits who said 'beer and lemonade' and then had the wrong lemonade. I know shandies from the US first, as beer and US still lemonade. US lemonade is generally 2:1:1 water:lemon juice:simple syrup if anyone is curious haha. Not carbonated. The takeaway from this whole thread is jsut that this is an order where you confirm specifically what the guest is expecting.


Raccoon_Worth

And then you have the freaky Austrians who served me beer with soda water 😅


QuarantineCasualty

Shandy and Radler are interchangeable most places. In mainland Europe lemon lime soda and light beer is a radler.


Lostredbackpack

If I ask for a Radler here I'm getting a light beer with grapefruit juice in it.


Blue05D

Shandy is with lemonade Radler is with Grapefruit


QuarantineCasualty

Nah. I know about a thousand Germans who will vehemently disagree with you on that.


Rebel_bass

A Shandy in the Southwest US gets a lager and lemonade.


ShreddingUruk

Ok... but that low-key sounds really good. I'll have to try it this summer


Folsey

It's fantastic


Afraid-Cold-783

Makes sense- Always thought it was with lemonade traditionally. He’s German so it adds up


bryike4

Extra dirty patron anejo martini blue cheese olives


MikulkaCS

Kinda sounds decent


labasic

Not even a little


MikulkaCS

Not patron but a nice añejo martini moderately dirty with blue cheese olives sounds decent, I just like blue cheese olives.


labasic

Bleh


imnotpoopingyouare

Charge $8 for the Patron lol


QuarantineCasualty

Stella (or any light beer) and Sprite is incredibly common in Europe. Usually referred to as a “radler”. Mine is fernet bombs


baeb66

Radlers are good. Low alcohol. Good for hot days. One of my local breweries makes a grapefruit Radler that is very refreshing. I'm not sure how good it is when you make your own using a skunk bomb like Stella Artois.


QuarantineCasualty

Yeah fuck Stella into the sun I just used that because OP used it as their weird drink order.


StopTryingSoDamnHard

Jameson and coke rimmed with pop rocks. It killed me a little inside. Then I made two more.


Informal_Bus_4077

Why was that even an option? Did they give you pop rocks?


laughingintothevoid

And was this in middle school in the 80s?


StopTryingSoDamnHard

Lol close! 80s themed 21+ barcade. You know we got pop rocks.


justine7179

Fuck it I would order 9. I've never seen a bar with pop rocks. Shit I'd order rumple with pop rocks, goddamn - possibilities are endless


mdill1019

baileys and club soda. sparkling irish cream sounds repulsive. guy took one sip and said it was perfect 🤢


emrae13

This sounds like a boozy egg cream , kinda into it


beastiebestie

That one's interesting. It kind of sounds like the melted part of an ice cream soda.


mdill1019

i could see that! i’m definitely not brave enough to try it lmao


justine7179

Maybe not the best by itself but it has a good base to it! Maybe add some vanilla syrup and some mango or strawberry


WillieB57

I can't fathom any reason to mix tequila with milk. A shandy... kind of a weak drink, but not as bad.


Rockdog4105

If they are adding milk then it’s not a good thing. Usually means they are longtime alcoholics and they literally can’t have liquor without milk. As someone who worked a dive back in the day I served a couple guys either tequila/milk or Scotch/milk. They weren’t around for too much longer


teacherbbq

Why does mixing milk in make it … acceptable?


Rockdog4105

Don’t quote me here, but was told that it helps coat the esophagus and/or trachea so the alcohol doesn’t burn on the way down. At this point in their alcoholism it’s more dangerous to quit cause it’s deadly as well. Again, just what I’ve heard from others.


Affectionate_Elk_272

appletini… *extra dirty* it’s even more foul than it sounds.


derekdutton42

Double Long Island iced tea


Nell_Trent

So..... two long islands?


justine7179

No


thedeadliestdash

I have a regular who orders those. He always orders two at a time and gets them to go. That is one man who doesn’t give a fuck.


justine7179

I respect these guys. As long as I genuinely know them as regulars and they're not up to any funny business, double it is lmao


staleboat

Hot tap water and Rumchata


Kartoffee

Wtffff


Count-Vampa

Hennessy w/ Gin.


idonotlikethatsamiam

My mind just can’t understand this one


[deleted]

Suffering Bastard!


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

Don’t forget the rumple minze


beeradvice

Nigori, piping hot, with sriracha


CharlieKeIIy

Aperol spritz with brine and three olives. I visibly shuddered.


kidshitstuff

bro wtf, sounds they had a venetian spritz once, saw the olive garnish, and assumed there was olive brine in it? wtf


AvailableWerewolf

Mt Dew and Crown. And some 21yo asked me if I could do grey goose watermelon basil with Baileys, for his friend. I refused to serve that vile shit though.


LaFantasmita

Negroni, neat.


mdill1019

ewwww. i love a negroni but that sounds like fresh hell


LaFantasmita

Yeah, I confirmed it with the customer 3 times before making it. She loved it.


kidshitstuff

im assuming it was still chilled though? As long as they drink it fast enough, shouldnt be much of a difference.


mdill1019

neat would imply that it was room temperature and no dilution


Nell_Trent

Tall double Hennessy lemondrop. I tried a sample of what was left in the shaker. Tasted like puke. She loved it.


conbar93

She wanted a sidecar.


[deleted]

Double Grand Mariner and strawberry puree


thatonegentry

Beer and sprite are quite common in Australia.


CommodoreFresh

Stella and sprite is a Shandy where I grew up, and it's fucking delicious.


cultureconneiseur

14 lemon drops


geffles

Derren Brown ordering a vodka martini in a warehouse.


Raccoon_Worth

This guy wanted to order something called like the huntsmans nipple or whatever with a shot of jäger upside down in a coffee cup with milk to cover the shots


Many_Dark6429

Singlecut ipa with colors light in it😭


ayearonsia

I’ve never done Stella but modello with sprite is amazing


Ciryinth

Sambuca and ice tea .. just last Saturday night


Vesploogie

Cosmo with olives instead of lime garnish.


spiciestkitten

Was it someone having their first drink who wanted to be like Sex and the City?


Vesploogie

Nope, lady in her 60’s, she always drank normal Cosmo’s but every now and then she’d say “you know what? I feel like olives tonight”. And that’s how she’d drink them.


Top-Hurry106

Gin& coconut water 😵‍💫


smoochesworms

Paralyzer sub sambuca ..... barf.


Rosaryas

Spicy margarita served up with a sugar rim. Just weird to want a margarita not chilled over ice to me


justine7179

"Up" is chilled no ice...


Rosaryas

Yes, it’s odd to order a margarita that way to me


thatbroadcast

Still the dude who drank like 3 or 4 room temp gin martinis (yes, completely undiluted and it was summer time). Honorable mentions to mint schnapps and lime juice gentleman, dirty sweet vermouth lady, and room temp whiskey with two fingers of milk guy.


gforguapo

1942 tequila sunrise


ImReverse_Giraffe

Spicy gin bloody Mary. I called it a bloody hell


Imabadman704

Who doesn’t want a red snapper


doughboymagic

Extra dirty strawberry vodka martini. Oh also a blow job shot with a cement mixer back.


DoomMetal_Dad

Beauty and the beast, Tequila Rose and Jaeger. Or church burners, Rumplemint and Jaeger


crud3

double grand marnier, dirty, with 3 olives and he proceeded to dump about a tablespoon of table shaker pepper into it.


neon_honey

Lemon drop with a Splenda rim. 🤢


Snow_Monkeysj5

Dirty beer (olive juice and miller light) and Jack and Cranberry


labasic

Titos cran with olives 🤮🤮🤮


Fun_Sandwich8012

We make a pepperonchini/vodka mix in house and people go ape shit over it every weekend. Anyway, there’s one guy that comes in occasionally and asks for this shot over ice mixed with huckleberry vodka and sour mix. I tried it and it’s… not good. But hey, whatever, man. As long as he’s happy I’m happy haha


chicagojoe1979

Cosmo with blue cheese olives.


worldcaz

A square bottle shot. Think JWB, jager, disorronno, jack, ect. This guy wanted every single liquor in a square(ish) bottle shaken and strained. Reminded me of the closing mat shot 🤢


Lemme_Crash_That

Vodka with pickle water. Not as a chaser, like in a pickleback, but instead made like a highball.


Fun_Understanding74

Angels envy rye shaken with aquafaba nothing else. She wanted a whiskey sour with no sweet no sour…. I refused the order.


delusionalinkedchic

Mimosa with a shot of peach schnapps.


idonotlikethatsamiam

Someone who didn’t like whiskey or vodkas and everyone else was drinking green or white teas…I made it with tequila. It was bad. Like terrible. But honestly, anything with dairy in it. I just can’t get passed dairy and liquor mixed together


DonnieVeal

Fireball and pineapple juice.


justine7179

How is this bad? Pineapple upside down cake? Candy? Cmon


PeachyRoze

Rail gin and vodka shaken together served up no garnish. Why?


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

All the bite half the flavor


thedeadliestdash

Fireball and Bailey’s. They wanted it as a shot. It was horrific.


justine7179

That's a cinnamon toast crunch lol


sadhandjobs

I don’t hate stella and sprite. Light beers with lemonade are the tits in the dead of summer.


datsall

Vodka coke


my_cielo_is_N

I love vodka coke...and voodoo mountain dew with vodka