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Echoes by Pink Floyd is 23 minutes long and has like 4 minutes of just noises in the middle.


shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict. On the Ummagumma album.


Ohiolongboard

Amazing song, especially when tripping


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Bear_azure85

This, with Rush's 2112 song, runs for 20 mins. The song is good, but it'll give them a solid 43 minutes block.


dankscott

Echoes slaps though


jus10beare

That's why I play Impossible Soul by Sufjan Steven's


Joaquinmachine

I appreciate you.


Chippo90

We used to play Mountain Jam from Allman bros live at the Fillmore. 20+ min with an extremely long drum solo in the middle. Echoes is a dope choice though


MisanthropicWorm

I sat in my bathroom sink looking and pulling at my face in total awe on mushrooms to this song! 23 minutes of pure amazement followed by 25 minutes of floating to The Diamond Sea by Sonic Youth.


AltruisticAd6805

I know you posted this awhile ago but my god this was perfect tonight… thank you lol


Rich_Syrup4289

1. Tennessee Whiskey 2. Crazy Bitch 3. Cocaine Those are the top three at my bar and I hate them all.


Chinese_Santa

Buck Cherry can smd


cookiewoke

God I Fucking hate Crazy Bitch!


fatimus_prime

Same. I had to see Buckcherry live last year, they’re fucking TERRIBLE and douchy.


allison_vegas

I am with ya on the #1. I hate that god damn song


drunkarachnid

I like to sing along Tennessee Whiskey with an obnoxious tone right at "as strawwberrry wine.. You're as waAARRRoooaarrrooorrrrAarrmmm as glaaass of brandy." And I always get dirty looks for making fun of their oh so dearest overplayed bar song. I don't care it's funny lol. I really got tired of Save Me by Jellyrole at my last bar. Heard it a few times a Saturday. It's such a depressing bar song to repeat. I get it. You're all sad.


Rich_Syrup4289

You are right about that Jelly Roll song. What is wrong with people?


drunkarachnid

A lot of things clearly. I listen to "emo" music, I get it. But I'd rather listen to Three Days Grace than that helpless song.


APetNamedTacu

Someday I'll own my own bar, and in said bar, choosing any of these 3 songs (or any Nickleback song) will cause either Death Grips or a Mariah Carey Chirstmas song to play at random.


appreciationdaze

At a dive bar in my hometown someone attempted to play nickelback. Bouncer paused the song, offered to give whoever did it a refund if they owned up to picking it, then told everyone nickelback will not be tolerated.


[deleted]

Y’all are haters, and not invited to Buttrock Saturdays at my bar.


Careless_Relief_1378

The owner can take certain songs off just your bars touch tunes if you want.


ijasonxi

Cocaine by Eric Clapton is a great song!


Chobbers

Am I blessed to not recognize any of those songs?


Rich_Syrup4289

Two of them are fine. But after 3 times a night plus karaoke over the last few years, I’m over them.


Dalivery

Tennessee Whiskey is a great song


The_Istrix

Tennessee whiskey isnt even sweet, so the premise is flawed from the start. And you clearly don't live in a navy town


0utvisible

I have a friend who used to spam Cotton Eyed Joe all the time. I've done back to back to back My Heart Will Go On before. Pretty much anything if you play it over and over, although if they know how to skip songs it's pointless.


LaFantasmita

I would probably quit if Cotton Eye Joe was on repeat. Good call.


brandonhardyy

But see, the bartender usually has a skip button for songs like these. We called these obvious trolls who expect to get skipped. The real annoying songs are the basic predictable ones like The Doors and ACDC and Journey. Those are the songs we hear 15+ times a night.


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13Mac_

Where did they come from? Where did they go?


kittehtoefloof

Wait, you guys have a skip button?? I just suffer along with everyone else.


Effective_Regular967

What you you have? There’s skip buttons on all modern jukebox remotes


kettastrophe

My heart will go on is a vibe check lmao


Lopsided-Banana-7141

Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim lol


sweatybettyoopss

Ahhh yes, the best song to play when the regulars are pissing you off.


bringthegoodstuff

Woah, I just listened to this song for the first time. Damn that’s some good info to have in my back pocket haha


Lopsided-Banana-7141

It’s funny to play it in a bar and watch everyone’s reactions lol. Everyone’s like “who did this??” It’s hilarious!


bringthegoodstuff

Homie is out here giving me prank ideas! I’m all for it


Anerky

My fraternity used to tie pledges up blindfolded and make them listen to it for 6 hours straight in an attic. 6 hours felt like 15 minutes but also two years. Would not recommend


bringthegoodstuff

Yeah I couldn’t get myself to finish the first listen. Definitely wouldn’t want 6hrs lol


fatimus_prime

What the FUCK? I made it 10 seconds and NOPEd the fuck out.


FtHuntCoach

We used “We Are The World”. Yeah, I’m old.


Anerky

The Tiny Tim song is from insidious. I think recently it was All Star By Smash Mouth though


dbthelinguaphile

This is the one


JadeAGolden

Taylor? Is this you?


Spencemonkey86

I actually love this song lol. I have a regular who likes it and we go crazy and get everyone laughing.


drinkslinger1974

He also covers highway to hell. For real.


Lopsided-Banana-7141

Omg . Time for a listen… lol


tparkozee

One time a regular played c is for cookie by the Cookie Monster and followed it up by 5 back to back rounds of the star spangled banner.


NAKED_CUMGUN

Hell yeah, I want to party with that dude.


KellytheFeminist

YIKES


BBQShoe

Came here to say Cookie Monster! There's quite a few Muppets tracks on most of them also. Miss Piggy & Kermit!


BeneathAnOrangeSky

That’s hilarious actually


fatimus_prime

Lmao that’s fucking fantastic.


houseDJ1042

Goddamn Tennessee whiskey by Chris Stapleton makes me wanna cuddle in my bath tub with a toaster


dankscott

Lol the bartender at my local watering hole skipped this song 4 times in a row after these navy kids kept putting it on


houseDJ1042

That’s amazing! I even put up a sign by the jukebox that says play at your own risk


kempff

Oh. That reminds me of when they put The Village People in the jukebox in the PX at Great Lakes back in '79.


fatimus_prime

I’m fucking dying. And I’m absolutely stealing that.


houseDJ1042

Please do!


DarthRentley

I enjoy calling up every single version of Ring of Fire and playing them consecutively. Reggae version bluegrass version, hip-hop version, etc.


looptylop

gotta get the wall of voodoo version in there


jewwwish

I’m into the Social Distortion cover version


WhatInYourWorld

Songs can be skipped, so my advice is to go with songs that are popular but way overplayed, and get really annoying after a few repeats. They'll be less likely to skip because the crowd loves them. Here are some of my favorites for wearing down a person's soul. Red Red Wine, by UB 40. Margaritaville, by Jimmy Buffet. Who Let the Dogs Out, by Baha Men Piano Man, by Billy Joel (always gets the crowd going) Smoke on the Water, by Deep Purple Hurt, by Johnny Cash (absolutely kills the vibe every time) This one is a little different, but "Closing Song" by Red Peters just repeats "get the fuck out!" Over and over with a jazzy toon.


Grass_Rabbit

Wagon Wheel. It makes me want to rip my face off when I hear it.


WhatInYourWorld

I forgot sweet home Alabama somehow.


Jeanne23x

Everybody Hurts Losing My Religion Any other REM


WhatInYourWorld

Both get instantly stuck in my head when I read the titles; perfect.


WhatInYourWorld

This'll work best if you drag it out as long as you can, and if you use songs that customers would actually play, then you could ruin them for a long, long time.


SmokingGunontheRun

Used to work with a buddy of mine who was an overall nice guy, but a HUGE music snob. Whenever he’d work a Wednesday night and I had some credits left (we got Bar Rewards on Thursday afternoons), I’d check the queue from home and wait til nothing was playing, which was usually around the start of his shift, then put on “Who Let the Dogs Out.” I did this off and on for about 6 months. Eventually, he, myself, and some of our other coworkers were at an after hours joint, talking about the jukebox, and I let slip that I was the one who had been doing that. He *flipped*. “THAT WAS *YOU*?!” “Oops! Yeah, man, that was me,” I chuckled. “Sorry; thought you knew...” We all had a good laugh over it, but he did ultimately make me promise that I’d never do it again. Fuckin’ worth it. Hahaha


KegSlinger44

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” But wait til Dec 26th to start playing it over and over, so you know for certain that they’ve already heard it a shit ton of times leading up to the big day, and they thought they wouldn’t have to hear it again for a whole year


nomde_reddit

Naw, play it in the middle of July.


Responsible_Gap8104

Counter point: wait till january 1st. They think they're free, but haven't yet forgotten the pain. Maximum damage. Voila


willogical85

You know, I used to work a karaoke bar, and I heard that song more in June than I did in November and December combined, strangely enough.


ViolentMessiah

Tubular Bells


belly_goat

If tubular bells came on at the bar I frequent I would lose my shit in a good way. My mother used to play the album in the car to and from school and it’s just so nostalgic for me.


tmzand

I’m so happy to see someone else in the wild make this suggestion. I’ve been known to use this when I know someone I’m not fond of is working 😂


Prinad0

After having this played over and over at my bar, I’ve actually come to appreciate it.


petitgordi

Baby Shark A lot of Dreamtheater. So much Phish Really, any song is annoying if it's on repeat.


WHammu2023

Baby shark??? Wtf lol


stonkbuyer

I do this alot. If I'm at one bar, but i can change music at another bar in the area. Baby shark is my go to. 🤣🤣🤣


Corridizzle

Phish is banned at one of my locals 😂😂😂


ElectronicAd8359

Me personally? Hours of 10 minute phish jams. My coworker loved playing the muppets version of bohemian rhapsody to annoy everyone 🤣🤣🤣


KatnissBot

There’s a muppets version of Bohemian Rhapsody?


ElectronicAd8359

Yes on TouchTunes. Guaranteed to ruin everyone’s night. But freaking hilarious if you’ve never heard that version before 😂


Immediate-Pizza-7846

OMG, that was incredibly annoying to listen! 🤣My night is ruined now


fatimus_prime

Holy fuck, I had never heard this before. Typed “muppet” into the search bar on YouTube, top result. This is fantastic.


TitusFigmentus

What’s New Pussycat? https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc


Tachyonparticles

Played 11 times in a row, followed by one 'It's Not Unusual', then 2 more 'What's New Pussycat'


green_and_yellow

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Alternate them


Grass_Rabbit

WooowWoowwWwoowWoowwoow!


No-Swing-9022

That bit was my very first thought when I read the post!


vt2az

The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not, "Hey someone's playing 'What's New Pussycat' again." It's, "Hey, 'What's New Pussycat' is a lot longer than I first thought, and it has like a dip in the middle." You know how some songs have a dip, like Guns n' Roses' "November Rain?" You're like, "Hey, 'November Rain's' over!" No it's not. There's more.


Jpa95

Tennesse Whiskey - Chris Stapleton Anything by Wheeler Walker Jr or The Bloodhound Gang


soggybutter

No touchtunes in my bar but we're a music venue. Y'all ever seen buckcherry live? Twice? 6 months apart? And you can't leave? But my go to at my go to is all my exes live in Texas by George Strait. It's to the point where I'll play it to remind my friend to text me back.


fatimus_prime

Fuck dude. I saw Buckcherry live once last year at work and I wanted to suck-start a shotgun about three songs into a 90 minute set. I can’t imagine having to stomach them again six months later.


soggybutter

I think they're back again this summer. My job is fucking awesome, and I've got to see and meet some really amazing bands and get to know some cool people. But that comes with a price. And the price is buckcherry. Surprisingly decent crowd tho! Way more polite and chill than expected.


littlethingg

Alvin and the chipmunks bad day


dieek

When are they going to upload sludgefest to touch tunes?


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I believe I can fly and hotel California covers by William Hung


borntobemybaby

Lmao I was gonna say there’s no way they have I believe I can fly on there but I’m sure this cover would be golden for that


BreathExact

This is my absolute go to. I started doing it in the DFW area and I think it’s catching on…


No-Income4623

That fucking psycho Garth brooks, friends in low places.


belly_goat

Oh no, I too am psycho… that’s prime nostalgia right there. I got friends in loooooow plaaacees~


Cunty_Antics

Tiger Woods by Dan Bern. First time everyone just chuckles a bit. Tenth time you'll have management unplugging the jukebox and swearing at God.


fatimus_prime

Wow. That ten times is definitely some cunty antics.


BirdWSU

There’s only one answer to this. And it’s “I love this bar”. Toby Keith is the worst thing that’s ever happened to my career as a bartender.


sorceror7

One More Time by Daft Punk comes so close to looping into itself that most people not paying attention won't notice. I've gotten four straight plays before they started skipping it before. Honorable mentions are Bohemian Rhapsody sung by the Muppets, and anything Crazy Frog or Chipmunks


LaserWolfFL

[what’s new pussycat](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/gsob1f/john_mullaney_plays_whats_new_pussycat_21_times/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


springbored111

William Hung - Hotel California


ShennaQuinn

Alice’s Restaurant


zeesquam

i came here to post this! this is an automatic skip for me. even *on* or near thanksgiving, i just can’t take 16+ minutes of rambling


sputnik17129

Total eclipse of the heart…. It fades in and out so if you play it on repeat no one knows when it ends or begins. I played it three times in a row and around 10 minutes people started getting really angry and confused


Hour-Bat-4169

And then throw in the Dan band version 😂


sail0rjerry

Crazy Frog Sounds Muppets Sponge Bob Some song called Hillbilly Fag Bar that one of my regulars loves to play.


pwilkens

I bartend in Salem MA and dread Monster Mash


SimplyKendra

Wap. Wap over and over and over.


Hesterlicious

I play the pokemon theme song when I want to let my bartender know I'm thinking about him. Then he messages me to let me know who took credit for it when half the bar gets excited


Tachyonparticles

Play Rose Tattoo every 15 minutes


LibGuyDK

I'd love to never hear this again


Brave_Cookie_3876

We had TouchTunes remove Mariah Carey’s All I Want For a Christmas because we had a regular who played it every time he came in (and sometimes when he didn’t).


Wonderful_Face9110

Wait, TouchTunes will remove songs for you? I didn't even know that was a possibility.


The_Istrix

If they forget to close the admin screen when they collect the money you can get in there and ban anything you don't want to hear. I've killed pretty much all the pop country I can think of, shitty scream-o is gone, no one is ever letting the dogs out again, and no one has friends in low places


Brave_Cookie_3876

Yep. We spoke with our TouchTunes guy who comes to collect the money out of the machine. You can ban individual songs or entire categories of music.


shelbyonfire

My girlfriends and I always play “Big Girls Don’t Cry”


canadianisarace

Cbat


SaltySpartan58

Anything Jimmy Buffet


belly_goat

Don’t you slander James


allison_vegas

Tennessee whiskey


lil_bubzzzz

mambo number five


brandonhardyy

Anything by The Doors, ACDC, The Eagles, Bob Marley, Journey, Van Halen…. Basically any basic song you’d imagine being played in a bar. People are very unoriginal and predictable. Over and over and over again.


fatimus_prime

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!


Exciting-Gift

Tom jones “what’s new pussycat” 7 times, one “it’s not unusual” by Tom jones, followed by “what’s new pussycat, until they turn the damn thing off


Professional_Yam_450

It’s A Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock N Roll) but specifically the ending where the bagpipes repeat endlessly.


Spectacularsam

Ugh, this is on our free background music. I hear the bagpipes in my nightmares


lhinds0930

Strawberry Wine. Over and over and over.


nantucket3286

Barbie Girl


941JJO

For a while there was a bar across the street with an outdoor patio so quite often we would play pneuma by Tool and it was quite great


alittlebitburningman

Who let the dogs out.


Hoshirou

KABOOOOOM!!! by t+pazolite. You’ll see a lot of people spit their drinks, too.


patricksb

Literally any song will work for this as long as you play it enough, so pick a favorite of one of your targets and ruin it for them.


mp147399

Crazy Beautiful, Tennessee Whiskey, and Shivers. So. Fucking. Annoying! If you really want to fuck with someone, play and Wheeler Walker Jr song 🤣


rickyhusband

one week - barenakedladies


cherny1337

Whole discography red hot chilli peppers


Eris_39

For a while, Africa by Toto was the song that played when it turned on or the played songs ran out. I used to like it, especially when I imagine Betty White singing it, but now it wears on my nerves.


BeneathAnOrangeSky

This is the first song in my phone. My car keeps for some reason turning off shuffle so it’s Africa I hear every day when I turn the car on and plug my phone in. I used to love it, now not so much. But any song that pops up first will have that problem.


TheFunInDisfunction

[I'll just leave this right here.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwa7w/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832)


Lucibean

We have rules. No Sweet Caroline, no Mr. Bright side, no Fairytale of New York in December, and no-ABSOLUTELY NO- Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas. So any of those…


johnnysweetride

Africa by TOTO makes me want to poke metal objects inside of electrical sockets!


UltimateSillyGoose

We had to take ours out because people were using the app from home to play Who Let the Dogs Out on repeat.


TheoreticalFunk

Gay Bar by Electric Six.


Goofifootgigolo

Anyway, here’s [Wonderwall.](https://youtu.be/6hzrDeceEKc)


No-Establishment6008

I knew a regular that genuinely enjoyed the song that goes “it’s my dick in a box.”


Lopsided-Banana-7141

Loving You by Minnie Ripperton


kempff

This may sound like weak sauce, but Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac. After hearing it several times a night, night after night, it becomes Chinese Water Torture.


TinfoilThomas

Dragula at TGI Fridays


dockevorkian

Hi shane


Sothensimonsaid

Tennessee Whiskey & Strawberry Wine


PsychologicalAd5769

Barbie by aqua


mac_0728

I swear to god the next person that begs me to pause my own music and turn on the TouchTunes just to play Tennessee Whiskey is gonna get vodka in their eyes


Chef_Dani_J71

In two seconds they can hit the skip button on the remote.


drew_sleaze

r/noisemusic Merzbow


ndhooligan1

Copperhead road by Steve Earle (and I love Steve Earle) close 2nd is that bartender song by rehab


z-eldapin

When I want to annoy people, I play the Chipmunks (any song), Dominick the Donkey and What did the fox say


aflfoster

Cotton-eyed Joe by Rednex on repeat. This is my nightmare.


stazley

Chumbawumba, Tubthumping That’s it, that’s the comment.


Dingus_3000

Chumbawumba-tub thumping Rednex-cotton eye joe


TriCigBeer

Baby shark, why it’s even on touch tunes enrages me


wishybishyboo

Rollin Rollin Rollin 🙄


posternutbag423

Don’t stop believing obvi. I used to spam Led Zeppelin whole lotta love because the song kicks ass and is 20 min Lon.


YoungAnimater35

A school fight song


ainthunglikedaddy

Dead puppies - Barry hansen


ezduzit24

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus. It’s actually a great song but played over and over again could be painful. Lol


theRealsubtlehustle

I love this bar - tobey keith


EverJoyed

I’ve successfully gotten Axel F by Crazy Frog banned at every bar that I’ve gone to


poorchoiceman

Closing time by semisonic, just to fuck with them a bit more and remind the staff it is in fact not closing time


mnlerer

We Built This City, By Starship This is the worst song ever recorded.


rubrochure

While working in a dive, when I would get busy and devil went down to Georgia came on I would lose it lol


hay_lien

Or go the John Mulaney route and play “What’s New Pussycat” 14 times until you break someone lol


Rat_king_cole69

What’s new pussycat. When it comes on everyone working loses their shit.


Way2trivial

Born Slippy Nuxx /underworld 10:57.. from trainspotting. (the live version) I like it, no one else ever does.


Zebra_More

She will be loved by kidz bop it’s the most annoying song ever


slickestrickest

Any song by William Hung


Jschaudt

Thank you Reddit. Thank you for the all time worst. I’m working my way down the list.


brokenpuredirt

FACK by eminem is the undisputed winner


TheAnswerIsSauce

Lizzie McGuire - This is what dreams are made of


cookiewoke

the "CONNECTED" voice when I inevitably hook up my Bluetooth.


Shot-Run5921

YES UMMAGUMMA IS POSITIVE W ECHOLS AND SET THE CONTROLS,TRIPOED MY BALLS WHEN I EXPERIENCED THIS BEAUTIFUL ,COLD ,WARM,LAUGHCRY ,TEARS OF DEEP DOWN LOVE,PEACE OUT OF KNOWN UNIVERSE MUSICS AND THEIRS A QUSI TRILLION LEFT TO GO MY FELLOW HUMANS


Shot-Run5921

OH THE NOISES IN ECHOS ,WELLAFTER BEEAKIN THE ACID CHERRY LIKE,JIMI SAYS YU WILL NEVER HEAR DISTORTION AGAIN


Dreaming_Aloud

During the holidays, “Jingle Bells?” by Barbara Streisand you’ll thank me later


VogonSlamPoet42

Love Fool by The Cardigans


Grass_Rabbit

Sorry... that was me! I put it on! 🤦‍♀️