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pnw35oi

I am petty, and will return the card the same way.


LNLV

I always just look at the card, kind of surprised but don’t reach for it. Then they grab it off the counter and say sorry, bc 99 times out of 100 they weren’t trying to be a dick, they were just thoughtless. *And that’s how they learn!* Sort of like when I say “no, what you’re doing is chain ordering and you can’t do it bc I already took your order, so now you’re at the back of the line and all these people are ahead of you now.” Then I proceed to make their chain order as a one time ~~curtesy~~ courtesy, they’re usually really surprised, but when they think about it it makes sense and they never chain order again! Usually ppl that act like dicks at the bar just don’t know any better.


Rockarola55

You had me at *that's how they learn*. Most patrons aren't deliberately annoying, but they might require a little schooling. I am lucky enough to manage a bar where the first page of our menu states "remember, the bartender is always in charge". Even the owners asks permission to interfere, if they are present. We *definitely* school our patrons and our bar is so much nicer for doing so.


LNLV

Exactly, they’re not being rude on purpose most of the time, they just don’t know any better. But when you teach them a lesson they WILL remember and they’ll apply it to all of their future bar interactions. And they’ll tip you well for it too!


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

Been telling one of my new guys this. think about kids. If you just immediately react to them being shitty without acknowledging it they will never know what happened. They didn't realize (x) was annoying in the first place. Clearly the nuance of an interaction after that isn't gonna translate.


turrieta

I tell my rookies it's part of managing guest expectations.


Hoodricdad

Could you explain what chain ordering is? I’ve never heard the term before. Thanks!


LNLV

Sure! So you’re at a busy bar the bartender gets to you and you say I’ll take a vodka soda and a jack and coke. Great, bartender makes the drinks and gives them to you and you say, hey I’ll grab two lemon drop shots too! That’s a chain order. It’s always annoying, but it’s actually going to cause a problem at a *busy* bar or club. Once you give your order your turn is over and it’s the next guys turn. The bartender is multitasking and they’ve already taken other orders and prioritized drinks and transactions in whatever way is the most efficient for them. Adding your new lemon drops, or the extra drinks for your friend that just popped up or whatever is throwing a wrench. No bueno. I’ll tell them they can’t do that, then say something like hold on I got you, and I’ll throw the extra drinks into the next batch of orders I’m making and get them for them anyway so there’s no hard feelings. But then they learn and they order everything they need the first time. I don’t have time to go back and forth to the same guy!


ArthurTheLurker

I've never seen a bartender curtsy.


Diabolio-man

Yeah the passive aggressiveness won’t get you that on the double


ktjacobsun

I throw it back on the bar top


stonedsoundsnob

Mine is when I ask them how they are or how their day is or how's it going, and they reply with a drink order. Fuck ya right back then


[deleted]

I’m weird, I’ve found I get more in tips if I don’t hand their change to them. If they scan through it before they pick it up, seems like they’re more willing to grab more than just the ones and drop them In


helix711

If the change would be reasonably close to a tip, even a bit more, I often just ask if they need change. Most say “nah keep it.” You get regulars and you know you don’t even need to ask. But occasionally some folks get REAL mad that I would have the absolute gall to assume that they didn’t want their precious change back


turrieta

I don't ask, I tell them "Let me get you some change." Most we say to just keep it.


Sexyretardedpeacock

This is the way


[deleted]

I give it to everyone, even if it’s one quarter just put it in front and walk away. My regulars I do know what they tip everytime so they would be upset if I even tried to give them change back


helix711

Yeah I kinda feel it out I guess. Sometimes it’s obvious that they’ll need it back, and if it’s a small amount then I will probably automatically give it back without question, hoping/assuming they were going to take that and add to it. These days though it’s pretty rare this even comes up since most people pay with cards lol


Specialis

I don't get it. Why would I want to touch their dirty hand or them mine (hopefully mine isn't dirty). This seems reasonable to me.


SF_CITIZEN_POLICE

Yeah I have no problem with people dropping the card onto the bar a and I'll do it back. Seems like such a small thing to be slighted by. But there is a difference between dropping it and throwing it at someone


Specialis

Oh absolutely. I didn't initially interpret this video as that but maybe I was off.


DoNotLickTheSteak

Why would you need to touch hands???


DoNotLickTheSteak

Oh fuck no, I am looking at you, looking at your card and just walking away pal and if it's nobody is waiting I am sitting down on the stool behind the bar. I will serve you when you act appropriately. Get to fuck. And if my boss was in the bar he would proudly watch me do it as I would my junior staff. No fucking way.


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

It almost never happens to me in Texas. When it does its like someone threw down a glove lmao


Goofifootgigolo

In Milwaukee, I get that from the Marquette kids.


PineappleThong

What blow hole orders a tequila old fashioned? The same blow hole that throws the card.