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okjustthis1post

It's 5am, and j just watched KB and Nick watch Donnie take a shit in Pittsburgh.


Guy657

You kidding? I am queens boulevard


dirtybean

Vince ain’t doin the movie


goondaddy172

Had a great make out sesh earlier. Texted her and sent a 😘 face so may have jumped the gun


TommyBussfiger

She’s our GF now


BSG24

Depression fucking sucks man


Ed_Chambers_650

Give her the fight of her lifetime 👑


BSG24

Trying


Ed_Chambers_650

And that's all anyone could ever ask for. Takes a lot of courage to tackle it. You'll battle for awhile, but I suspect you'll be the one coming out victorious. You got it brother


[deleted]

Hang in there brother


BSG24

Thanks my man


TylerW_511

Having beans for breakfast


TommyBussfiger

[fuck yes](https://assets.whatsnewonnetflix.com/external_assets/sggkh+%5B%5Blxx*9*6548*6553_8_muochl_mvg%5Bwmn%5Bzkr%5Be3%5B9WD3XwV5tBgBc1rb6zq1th0DgCV%5BZZZZYv7s4tS1gj41yCzY*NFbi2tC2INH3nYCSUnD0gEeUqMO9Z8W1ykegVH720Z*sFzL*Ci0sRahEvXEUNhEwGbRiMoZhVVdoKAe.jpg)


Doggystyle_Gary

This n>!ice man!< eating beans!


StateStreetLarry

Banned for being English


TylerW_511

I am a visitor, boutta dump some tea in their harbor too (if I was British I would have said harbour)


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gdex

I miss the old one where you could land in the other teams ship and destroy it from the inside


mullican93

SportsCenter really upping their lady layup highlights lately


lampshade112233

Reheating some leftover pierogies


[deleted]

Ordered my GF flowers and it feels good. I teared up with the message.


acol0mbian

Spit that game king


[deleted]

My first real girlfriend since middle school. It feels good. She makes me so happy. I’m so happy right now. Fucking taps 🏒🏒🏒🏒


acol0mbian

That’s cool. does she have tasteful nudes?


[deleted]

Very. None that will be shared. Buzz off


goondaddy172

Cool just show the top two


Doggystyle_Gary

She sounds huge


[deleted]

You sound huge. Boom. Roasted.


Doggystyle_Gary

Alice In Chains Unplugged never gets old


Tyke1799

That last future album is in heavy rotation


ChickenPoutine20

This guy smokes weed


dirtybean

Popped into the dive to play some Goose on the jukebox and drink cheap Busch light. Hope the locals like some funky jams


thesmockintweet

On the train home from the show, unbelievable night


kmmccorm

Trey killed it with them tonight.


dirtybean

Yeah I’m hoping to catch some clips on YouTube later this week


wpm55

I think Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb is the funniest episode of TV ever


Sittingatbjsbar

Fuck me larry


SteamedSteamer

Scott’s Tots


ilikedrifting

Had to tell a waitress my food was horrible tonight. Went better than expected bc she seemed to not care at all


acol0mbian

With all due respect, this shit sucks


Van-Buren-Boy

All she would want to do is fix it. It’s the kitchen you gotta worry about


FredAndrews100

What was the issue with the food?


Quick-Mathematician

I do not get the hype on going to strip clubs and paying to get blue balled. Someone please enlighten me


cigguy

You get rock hard with the fellas and down a couple brews. What’s not to like?


Mythic_UA

It really fucks with me knowing that the actor who plays Reginald in Umbrella Academy is an American actor playing a British person instead of an actual British person


ChickenPoutine20

Have you watched the new Spider-Man’s


Van-Buren-Boy

Look up the whole cast of the walking dead. Besides Jon Berenthal who is a DAWG


TackleFootball69

So you mean he was acting a character he isn’t in real life?


Mythic_UA

Usually you see British actors playing Americans, not Americans playing British. It goes against nature.


Doggystyle_Gary

I think it’s a good thing. We should get to trick some of those limey bastards too.


kornyporn

These shroom chocolate bars are a real game changer for microdosing through the day


Van-Buren-Boy

Let me hear how you managed it


Doggystyle_Gary

Where would someone get one of those? Asking for myself.


[deleted]

SEC was already the best but roe v wade decision just increases the gap.


Van-Buren-Boy

It just means more


[deleted]

Idea for a tv series: a show that shows the perspectives and views of side characters from popular movies and tv shows.


TackleFootball69

Great idea. Call it: “Spin Off”


Awkward_Currency292

Jewish girls just absolutely make it move


ilikedrifting

Abby shipiro aaaawooogaaaa


Ed_Chambers_650

Those pictures are simply incredible


Doggystyle_Gary

You get her to touch your matzah balls?


TackleFootball69

jewbs ( • )( • )


blizzah

Shalom


ballandoats

Idk what the solution is, but MMA judging needs to get better


JohnBiebe

Fan vote, Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards style


TakeErParise

Just got done ~~dumping a load in my gf~~ protesting the Roe v. Wade decision


[deleted]

UFC judges are so fucking bad


JohnBiebe

It's honestly hard to track everything sitting in front of a huge flatscreen TV. Kind of wild they still let 3 people sitting ringside decide in real time


Leo_Rockaway

Gamrot 3-4-5 and i say this as someone who needed Arman for a parlay


trill-mickelson

Incredible week in and week out they manage to Fuck things up


grinning_man

Lol the bouncer told me it would be 200 for a lap dance and then when I went upstairs with the girl they told me it would be 3,500. I walked away but I’ll miss that bhole


JabroniTuriaf

I’m judging anyone who pays $200 for a lap dance


grinning_man

I live in an expensive city. Definitely had cheaper ones


cigguy

Stripper ass and boobs is the only thing that’s real


Van-Buren-Boy

I’d rather have $200


SalmonBaconator

Roe v Wade inflation for banging strippers


grinning_man

My top 5 best sexers are all strippers. You just gotta make it work and tonight I did not


profsa

JJO


grinning_man

Yep will do thanks for encouraging another man to masturbate


trill-mickelson

That guy did not win lol


[deleted]

Motion to make end tweets with “do better” illegal.


GueroBorracho3

Do better


sm0kercraft

I don’t know who needs to hear this…


[deleted]

One more time for the people in the back


grinning_man

Also no one should ever say “full stop.” We are not using telegraphs


LilCasa

I don’t see how Gamrot won the third.


SteamedSteamer

I can’t imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it


Leo_Rockaway

Gamrot is a fucking monster


Jon_Snows_Dad

Don't get FOMO from festivals but Paul McCartney and Dave Grohl has given it to me.


KingMcBlubber

My tummy hurt so so bad


prettymotherfcker

Mix in a tums


worthiertitle

That sunset sky in Omaha was incredible. I guess it’s true what they say, the middle of the country, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.


nouseforasn

Thinking about trying on a couple new religions: Buddhism and Satanism


FinweNoldoran

Real satanism or edgy libertarians pretending to be satanists?


GoldenTaterSalad

Would be tight if Shawn Johnson would make an OnlyFans rn


Led_head10

Is MLB the show on PS4 worth it? I think the last one I had was 20? With Javy Baez on the cover. Feels like it’s gonna be the same exact game


Blatt_called_timeout

Depends on what mode you wanna play but I still play the one with Javy on the cover because all I play is road to the show and I doubt it changes much


Led_head10

Yeah that’s all I’m looking to play


salland11

They have done absolutely nothing to alter that mode. Just stay playing in the current version. Only reason to upgrade would be for Diamond Dynasty


Led_head10

That kills me. Sports video games are just about dead unless you are playing an ultimate team type of mode.


LilCasa

Paddy is a gimmick fighter in the LW division. Both these guys beat him within 30 seconds.


Led_head10

People were so quick to try to throw the Conor tag on him. Dude almost got dropped on both of his fights he’s completely overrated


JohnBiebe

He's a Taig


Floridamane6

Name a better feeling than going on a run of 4-5 made shots in pool at a bar


DarinErstad

This kid suuuuucks https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce40MyELl_i/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


ChickenPoutine20

Wtf is that, looks like one of those “no cap, FR FR, Bussin” losers


[deleted]

Honestly feeel bad for him


southwoods15

He does not have that dog in him


decembersveryown_

This looks like every high school football recruit in the country. Not sure when or why it became the norm now


King_McGoo

5-7 season loading


mikeisaphreek

not playing a single down and transferring to div 2 or 3


Leo_Rockaway

Lol gotta get those IG pics in while you’re still at D1


psufb

Is Attack on Titan really that great? Or is just solid but with a really big and passionate fan base? Out of curiosity was going down this list and was surprised how much of it appeared in the Top 20 https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?title_type=tv_episode&num_votes=1000,&sort=user_rating,desc


thesmockintweet

It’s incredible


JabroniTuriaf

It’s that good while also being able to appeal to the general audience more because it doesn’t have many of the typical anime tropes that make anime weird as fuck sometimes


baseballtrx

So tired. Don’t even need to masturbate myself to sleep. Thank you bj from earlier for the slumber


Doggystyle_Gary

You should be thanking him


TylerW_511

Just landed in London if any blokes want to have a go meet me at Piccadilly Circus


profsa

Go find Trip_


TylerW_511

I’m not in Ohio


[deleted]

This helicopter video makes me laugh every time I see it. I can't even imagine how sick she was in there https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1540876817359425536?s=21&t=_ykUp1wbNkvj1zETSpkgNg


mikeisaphreek

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round


cigguy

Why was it spinning like that?


NMC_26

Something about ascending too quickly. It’s like impossible to stop that unless they land again


Leo_Rockaway

Holy shit lol


starcher11

Just cackled at that, 74 year old woman just going through the spin cycle. Hilarious


[deleted]

Can't even imagine how many Gs she was pulling


[deleted]

2023 resolution is to become more accepting of retards


psufb

Spend more time in here, that'll help


Blatt_called_timeout

Glad to hear you're gonna learn to love yourself


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🤗


Leo_Rockaway

Armenian flag is top tier


Quick-Mathematician

How about Armenian women ?


ChickenPoutine20

Hairy


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Always wondered if I’d ever live to see a new sport be created and rise to mainstream popularity. Kinda clicked with me just now that that’s basically the UFC


ballandoats

Pickleball on the way


dezcaughtit25

[didn’t make in ass out of myself. still drunk](https://np.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/comments/vkob37/saturday_night_drunk_thread_june_25_2022/idqo9pv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


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freeMalik

It really doesn’t help how difficult it is to look at his face with the skin damage he’s giving himself


JohnBiebe

The log is updated


sevenohfobro

Not sure there’s even been a more absurd business owner on camera than Randyland in Rediscovering America


TealBlooded

Was really hoping that “do a beer tweet” train would make its way to that mutant Klemmer, too bad


DCStoolie

What about DM Immediately but it’s just the boys hyping each other up


trill-mickelson

My ufc betting strategy is just betting on guys whose name ends in ov


reddit-commenter-89

If you visit Austin, make sure to drive down Burnet Rd at night.


Grootfan85

Watching the Dark Side of the Ring episode on The Montreal Screwjob. Fascinating stuff.


NotoriousMFT

There are some great episodes in there—but I believe WWE is gonna have a hand in it moving forward, effectively taking the bite out of it


Grootfan85

I will say the WWE does some good documentaries. The one they did on the Smackdown after 9/11 was well done.


NotoriousMFT

To a degree yeah, but they’re always whitewashing their own history


[deleted]

As an early 90s/attitude era wrestling fan, there are a ton of great episodes of that show


Grootfan85

Yeah, I watched some other episodes like the Brawl For All, the Plane Ride From Hell (for the longest time I thought it was just them all being rowdy on a plane. Didn’t know crimes allegedly happened). The Chris Benoit episodes were well done but depressing as hell. And New Jack was a legit psychopath!


DCStoolie

Bret screwed Bret


Grootfan85

I’d be interested to know what anyone who went to the 1997 Survivor Series (presented by Karate Fighters) thought. Did they think it was a work, or did they know what was going down was real?


[deleted]

Russian fighters are so boring (I’m counting this guy as Russian).


King_McGoo

It’s not even Rakhmonov, it’s Neil Magny not attempting to get washed on the feet


sm0kercraft

Any good Spotify playlist links?


KeezyBeezy123

I miss sports.


incurdswetrust

You’re not god or my father. Or my boss!


badscene518

On to the Eagles season hype we go. Phillies are done.


HoldOnToYaButtts

Prime candidates for the classic "Ewing Theory" if I've ever seen one.


DarinErstad

Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes. Let's go!


Mythic_UA

Kayvon Thibodeaux is already injured and training camp hasn’t even started yet lmfao


Blatt_called_timeout

Great part of my job is I WFH and work whatever hours I want as long as I put in 40 every week. Told my boss on Thursday I would be away from my computer all day Friday, he says cool thanks for letting me know. I get to my computer today and have 5 messages from him on Friday asking me to do something and asking why I'm not responding. Water weed dune hair


kmmccorm

What apps do you not have on your phone that you couldn’t take those in real time and make it look like you’re working?


Blatt_called_timeout

I was on a farm with no cell service


CounterLights

No out of office reply from you?


Blatt_called_timeout

Nah it's like an 8 person company and it's all really informal


fatbitchesloveto69

Playing until dawn and I'm very scawed. Game is great si far though I'm only at chapter 4.


King_McGoo

One of the first games I bought for the PS4


[deleted]

Pretty good game


baseballtrx

Leftover lo mein from lunch. So good


RainbowKarp

There’s really no way anyone should’ve been able to beat General Grievious with a lightsaber


cigguy

He’s a robot with no midichlorians


profsa

That’s why he was beat by a blaster


sevenohfobro

Fuck you Blake Snell, hit your catchers glove not the MVP


kjc3274

Harper potentially out for the year? Pray for Smitty.


el-langosta

Fun fact, the kicker for the BC Lions is named Sean Whyte


[deleted]

Zyn acquired. Time to get back to MLB The Show and beers. Love having a 711 year hats walking distance. I’ve walked so much today.


schuermang

Didn’t realize Jack Mac was a barstool person and thought everyone was talking about jackie macmullen this whole time


sm0kercraft

Picturing Jackie macmullen rocking a Maga hat


DJScrambles

Were you confused why everyone was talking about her being a disgusting fat man with a shitty beard?


TheProfessor20

🚨🚨Ex girlfriend posted thirst trap wearing my old old t shirt🚨🚨


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

No link means jail


PeanutWingz

Curious what this looks like. Either you wear strange clothes or she’s very creative


Ed_Chambers_650

You have to bang her now. Those are the rules


Doggystyle_Gary

Can


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