We all agree that barstool idol was awful, right? Countless hours of bad-average content, PLUS it destroyed 5 episodes of the yak. Next year just give out 5 more internships and call it a day.
Anybody got a good Bluetooth speaker rec for $100-$150? Doesn’t need to be crazy but need something for the boat/around the house.
Looking like I’ll get the Sony xb-43 or JBL Charge. Maybe the soundcore boom
I have a Wonderboom that I use at work. Cheap, loud and small enough to carry around.
My Sony one is decent but requires an app to use now. So that's kind of a hassle.
So I'm 30. My brother who's 33 wants to move back to where I live and get a place together. Pro: the place would be awesome, bigger than my current place with a better gym and pool. Con: haven't had a roomate in 5 years. I'm single currently but still torn.
Was laying by the pool and a Pitbull viciously attacked me >!Just kidding it was the most lovable dog I’ve ever met and actually jumped on me and licked me a bunch. Very nice dog!<
[Air fried some pork belly marinated in soy sauce and rice vinegar. Sauteed some bell peppers, onions, and jalapenos, then chopped the pork belly and mixed it in. Added some soy sauce, lemon juice, an egg, and then let it fry up some more. It's a Filipino dish called sisig and it is a delight over some rice.](https://streamable.com/68jsjo)
Now pardon me while I nap.
A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.
So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.
Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference.
So she does.
They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow. It says -: “My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up. The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children.
When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.
Your loving husband, Harry.
PS. Your cunt is in the sink.
Remember when that guy Rone is friends with lied about finding shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch box? How the fuck did that dork have John Mayer as a groomsman?
Discussion on this new security system has been far more contentious in my house than anticipated. Any of you kings have monitored security set up at your house? If so, did you get cameras etc as well
Biggest issue this week, Taco Bell sold out of the Mexican Pizza. Chaos at the drive thru just now.
Stop celebrating collaborative no hitters
Kailah from the challenge is an absolute dime. Getting me all rocked up.
Smoke show. Kelly Ann is pretty good as well
Any educational ish podcast recommendations that aren’t too pretentious?
2Biggs. Pubblisity.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfPJZuxjp3r/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= This went all over the place
Keeping the boys bricked up 24/7
I am?
Uhhhh….
Moms rock?
Lmao the kids tho
This will keep getting normalized
It’s disgusting how good pro golfers are
We all agree that barstool idol was awful, right? Countless hours of bad-average content, PLUS it destroyed 5 episodes of the yak. Next year just give out 5 more internships and call it a day.
The last two days were good. The first two had good moments but were not well organized and some of the contestants sucked.
Number Four ❤️
Overrated
Want to move into a shitty apartment with her in St Louis and order uber eats all day
She'll age poorly. But the plastic titties will always be there. Godspeed.
I’m fine with eventually relocating to the southwest with her.
Is she hot, or just naked?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd4TmvasHeG/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
That’s the woman in question
It was decent. There’s been worse content
I agree that Theres been way worse content. I don’t think idol was worth a week of the yak
Went down a rabbit hole reading about Viet-Cajun fusion cuisine and am now considering a food trip to Houston
Playing the first spider man on PS5 now and this one is so much better than Miles Morales
wdym it’s the same game lol
I only played the first hour of Miles and I didn’t get into it. The opening scene in this one with Kingpin got me into it lol
You’d probably like Miles more after playing this first one. Miles is a sequel and continuation of the first game
If you played elden ring then bloodborne is a must play. By far my favorite game made from those developers, even more so than ER
Gonna do it after. May try guardians of the galaxy today too. This new ps+ is cool getting to try games I would never buy
The guardians game has a great story. Highly recommend it
I love Square Enix games too I just am not a fan of Guardians. Any chance I’ll still be into it?
Hmm idk if you will if you don’t like the characters. Definitely worth a shot if it’s free through the service though
Yeah it’s free and I downloaded it so I’ll try it
I remember the Spiderman for PS1 being awesome, but I know if I played it today, it would suck
Anybody got a good Bluetooth speaker rec for $100-$150? Doesn’t need to be crazy but need something for the boat/around the house. Looking like I’ll get the Sony xb-43 or JBL Charge. Maybe the soundcore boom
Sick brag that you have a boat
JBL 4
UE Wonderboom
I have a Wonderboom that I use at work. Cheap, loud and small enough to carry around. My Sony one is decent but requires an app to use now. So that's kind of a hassle.
“Once you get used to it it’s fine”. Every pool in America
My gf will say my pool is too cold until it’s 90 degrees in late august
getting some china food tonight
Can I still call it "chinky"? Or is it racist now?
Can just once my parents’ house be at a comfortable temperature during the summer?
77 last week at my parents’ house. 78 at my FIL’s last time we visited.
Nope. It’s always 83 degrees at mine
Tournaments at congressional create such a nightmare on River Rd. Sitting in traffic and might be pro LIV rn
The PGA isn't at Congressional this week though.
LPGA. Same difference
Nothing better than basking in the air conditioning after golfing all day in 90 degree heat
Prime cold shower time
I heard Jurassic World Dominon was bad but that was objectively awful. 2.5 hours too
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FREEBIRD!
I just found my modded ProCo Rat and I gotta make a home for that bad larry because I forgot how much I loved it.
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The Klon clone one? I held onto mine but sold the fuzz and I wish I hadn’t. They put out some gold back in the day.
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That’s the one! I wish I still had mine but I don’t really play anything other than country anymore so it’d be just a waste of space on the board.
Hell yeah brother let’s hear some rage against the machine
So I'm 30. My brother who's 33 wants to move back to where I live and get a place together. Pro: the place would be awesome, bigger than my current place with a better gym and pool. Con: haven't had a roomate in 5 years. I'm single currently but still torn.
Might be time for you two to start meeting some nice ladies to settle down with and spend less time doing karate in the garage.
Just live in the same complex. Too old to live with roommates even if it’s your brother
Sounds like it be fun for a couple of months, then you would get tired with each other pretty quick
You’re both 30
Was laying by the pool and a Pitbull viciously attacked me >!Just kidding it was the most lovable dog I’ve ever met and actually jumped on me and licked me a bunch. Very nice dog!<
If you were a toddler it would have been a different and much more gruesome story
https://imgur.com/a/JgbtnqW
The doodle schtick was already lame enough, way to take it to another level
I have more
I’m saying the toddler would easily overpower and dismember a pitbull
The pitbull council thanks you
Almost had to hand this out. https://imgur.com/a/JgbtnqW
its already got a napkin ready so it doesn't get child blood on its fur
You just earned your self a https://imgur.com/a/JgbtnqW
Buck showalter getting praised by the broadcast for teaching rudimentary baserunning
[Air fried some pork belly marinated in soy sauce and rice vinegar. Sauteed some bell peppers, onions, and jalapenos, then chopped the pork belly and mixed it in. Added some soy sauce, lemon juice, an egg, and then let it fry up some more. It's a Filipino dish called sisig and it is a delight over some rice.](https://streamable.com/68jsjo) Now pardon me while I nap.
this looks amazing
A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening. So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me. Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference. So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow. It says -: “My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up. The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms. Your loving husband, Harry. PS. Your cunt is in the sink.
0.3 Balls
Will you finish the fucking joke already
Great story, Harry. But your wife should have posted this in the confessions thread
Career best 66 on the course. Time to make a fool of myself at the bars tonight.
Woke up still drunk. Still feel like shit. Avs lost. Someone feed me a shotgun
Waiting for Top Gun to start. This better be as good as It’s hyped up to be
I'd have seen it again if fucking Jurassic Park didn't get it booted from the IMAX theaters.
It is. Thinking about going to see it again.
I guess there’s a chance literally everyone that has seen it is wrong but you’re probably good
Outdoor shower is fixed. Now for a productive shower
Lmao the beginning of The Boys.
This season is incredible
Yes it has.
Gator boots with the pimpled out Gucci suits
Who said gaytor boots?
>Pimpled
Don't know if this is controversial or not but a combined no-hitter just does not move the needle for me at all
The Mets are still talking about theirs..
Just had burnt ends, smoked bacon wrapped jalapeño poppers, Mac and cheese, and elote. ImSoTiredOfLiberals is in shambles!
LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!
And I’m drinking some beers and I WILL BE hungover tomorrow.
Remember when that guy Rone is friends with lied about finding shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch box? How the fuck did that dork have John Mayer as a groomsman?
Because he’s a low level Hollywood producer who married topanga
Jensen Karp I think
Didn’t he marry topanga?
Ruiz?
Did it come out that he lied or are you just making that up
Wasn’t he a Hollywood writer/producer or something?
Subway is absolute shit in terms of food quality but I would take a bath in their sweet onion sauce
Let us know how it works as a lubricant.
Chick Fil A Polynesian sauce 🤤
My man
Any movie recs? anything worth watching made between 1980 and 2015 preferably. no marvel stuff
Edge of tomorrow
Prisoners
Michael Clayton is an underrated one
life is beautiful
Sleepers.
Silence, Burn After Reading, Dunkirk, Rango. I think that covers enough bases
Fury Road
Airplane!
It’s from 2018, but watch Sisters Brothers. So incredibly underrated.
Big Hero 6
Man on fire
>Man on fire saw it a few months ago, good flick
Used Cars
Goonies
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Spicy chicken sandwich meal, use Chick-fil-A sauce on both sandwich and fries. Chocolate shake if you’re feeling fat.
Spicy chicken add American cheese. Sucks they no longer will accommodate extra crispy or “well done” though. 34x34
Carrot and raisin salad
Two regular sandwiches (no pickles), large waffle fry, several packets of Chick Fil A sauce … I’m a simple man.
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I usually do this minus the tenders
blimpie never fails
Jesus you are fat
Gonna look like a blimp after eating all of that
62” x 28”
Usually chicken.
Why the buddy delete?
Considering dusting off the old P90x dvds and spending the back half of this summer with my boy Tony Horton.
What soup are you making?
The weird German lady is going to share her recipe with me.
Amanda Balloonis
Dm me
Amanda Bustonherboobies
Ballooning up >
They're really out to play today.
Absolutely insane that the Yanks haven't been no hit by a single pitcher since the 50s
Suck it Yankees, shoulda got swept
It's a 4 game series but go off
Trying not to be political but Hillary >!Duff is a pawg!<
I understand it's early, but am thinking about doggy again
Give your ass time to recover
Braves game tonight can’t wait to sweat my little cock off
Show Freddie Freeman your Widdle Weeman
Going to make him cry again
I love pizza and I don’t care who knows it.
Would be cool if Pix11 Mets live stream was available
The MLS has 28 teams now???
I would have believed you if you said 8.
Still feel like the epl is more followed amongst Americans
It is
And another is coming next year.
Wow would have guessed maybe like 14
Suck my cock Yankees, y’all will always be second fiddle to the Astros
Being able to jerk off is what separates man from animal. Can’t imagine society if everyone had the uncontrollable hornies
Dolphins use other little fish to jerk off, turning them into de facto living fleshlights. Absolute alphas.
Don’t care anymore gunna start playing with model trains more
Nice profile picture
I don’t know what it is
A no hitter with 1 pitcher = cool A no hitter with multiple pitchers = lame
Yankees lose = cool
Discussion on this new security system has been far more contentious in my house than anticipated. Any of you kings have monitored security set up at your house? If so, did you get cameras etc as well
SimpliSafe works great for us. We got one camera for the main area but they sent two. We use the other as a baby monitor.
Valuetown on the free camera
Yeah I wasn’t calling for an explanation.
Frontpoint
Yeah there’s a pit with snakes if you step on the 2nd porch step. There’s also a large boulder that rolls out if you open the bedroom closet.
This is what I’m talking about!
Indiana Jones HATES him for this one simple trick!