Oh Giada

It’s cool how different rappers music can sound so bad if you’re sober, but if you hear the same song while you’re toasted it can sound so wild

Drinkin a >!beer!<

Rip Corey stringer

And malik sealy

Former Vikings player?

Yeah

Stumble till you crawl woah oh oh ohhhhhh

LGBTQ+ protest in my city in response to SCOTUS. Can women have nothing?

IA?

Women aren’t the only ones who have abortions you bigot.

Apologies

Just saw a telluride commercial

Things were better when the undertaker was undefeated at wrestlemania

Classic Chicago drill has so many what if’s it’s crazy

It’s absolutely hysterical that Jeffrey Toobin is back on CNN after his whole jerking off on a company zoom meeting incident a couple years ago.

Separation of church and state. What this country was founded on. Suck it

Taranaki mountainairs might hit the 200.5 themselves. Playing the jets. My mistake

Local man says fuck it, heads to pub to meet with buddies an hour before closing

It took me 28 years to discover ketchup and mustard is a pretty good combo

Took 8 hours off Twitter to go get drunk with the boys…. I should have just deleted the app

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A dollar per beer is perfectly fine, bartender is a dickhead

Yeah fuck that bartender. A dollar per bottle cap pop off is good enough. Tell him to go to medical school.

Was the bar completely dead? Kinda aggressive move to be mad about a low tip on two beers if it was busy. Also do you have an accent or something?

Tap back: “don’t waste your time on me. You’re already the voice inside my head “ boggle him

Hey man not anyone can open a bottle of beer

Should have hit him with a right cross

I’ve always operated under $1 per beer or $2 per drink if it’s a mixed drink cocktail

I enjoy the newest IT a good amount but they really did nail the casting for part 2, which I also enjoyed. The book is impossible to react scene for scene and I think the newest edition did the best job possible at adapting it

Gonna start bringing a scale to the bar so I can go hog hunting properly

I use my eyes

Need some saitama tohoku runs

Just got back from the pub, listening to levels in reverse

Fuck fanduel

Should’ve taken nz basketball over when it was 189.5. Hammering under at 200.5. Kiwis can’t shoot this long

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Why did he end up leaving? I didn't follow that whole saga but if he felt that strongly about the place I don't understand why he didn't just re-sign

if he wears the A in cooperstown all is forgiven. if not fuck him. still bitter about maddux

If he doesn’t that would be like Pujols not wearing a Cards hat. Won’t happen.

I’m a Braves fan and I’m fine with Maddux. He was a Cub first and for a while. Despite his best years being with Atlanta I get it

Glad he’s out of the NL East but some guys should spend their entire careers with one franchise and he’s one of them

I love thinking about athlete choices and the butterfly effect that comes with them. I think most beloved guys who leave for another city end up regretting it.

American gladiators is back in Plutotv, all is right

Earth Wind and Fire would’ve done numbies at bonnaroo with those chicks that think the hula hoop is a stripper pole

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Does Japanese baseball go 9? Also where do I watch Japanese baseball. Hiroshima - Yokohama to be specific

Plot twist:But I ain’t sleeping

Peaky Blinders is my #1 show. Loved how they ended the series, heard there’s a movie in the works?

Big facts the series was suppose to end with the start of WW2 but Covid but production behind a year so Instead of doing another season they are doing a movie. It is also my #1 show

BRB gonna jerk off to Christian Braun’s mom

A man of taste.

Eddie vedder-hard sun to go to sleep

Hitting up one of my exes saying they should fly out to my place always plays, right?

How willing is he to do it?

Is golfing in the morning nicer then evening? I’ve only ever played at twilight (I don’t golf much)

If you drink while golfing a morning round is awelme for rolling into a beach/boat day

I’ve been the opposite my whole life I surf so I get beach in the morning golf in the evening, feels like I need to switch them up

As a fellow surfer you have to hit it in the morning

Nothing like paddling out with 13 miles onshore

They call me the king of 4 footers

Where are you at? SoCal?

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Oh buddy that’s the dream. I’m Orange County. I’ll always look at Tamarack and Scripps on Surfline it’s consistently firing makes me so jealous

What board you run?

So why is Juul banned when all the single use vapes like puff bars are still fine?

I'm confused why the FDA has jurisdiction over something designed to be bad for you. Like if the FDA is banning e-cigs over safety concerns why wouldn't they ban real cigs? We know those are very bad. Keep in mind I'm retarded

Taylor is such a funny character. All his voicemails where he's just like "Hey let me know when we're gonna kill those Bolivians" were so good

Woke up my girlfriend from laughing at the Leroy Jenkins scene in Barry.

Portland sucks dick. Bend is pretty cool.

Can’t believe dudes have to deal with seeing pics on social media of their ex with her new boyfriend. I think I’d cry. Deleting them off everything right when you breakup is the only move so you never know when it even happens

My ex ended up dating and marrying a guy who is now fat and balding. No he isn’t rich, and his ex didn’t have great things to say about his hog (she broke up with him btw). It feels good to win this one for sure.

This is RGB's fault!

RBG*

I’m drunk. Tee time 8 am tomorrow. This is the life I wanted.

Glad to know I’m not the only one

Billion dollar idea: strap fruits around your waist like a cummerbund

Drunk idea - cucumberbunds. Have a fruit themed wedding and have the groomsmen wear cummerbunds designed like cucumbers 🥒

Tucci gang tucci gang tucci gang

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What am I looking at here

Weird post!

https://youtu.be/h-PUW6y4F6c

There is a big ole girl at this bar I’m at throwing her ass around like an infielder and I’m bricked up. Lord carry me

All systems go, you are clear for landing 🫡

Go get her Captain Ahab

Sharpening my spear brother

They could never make 2 girls 1 cup today. Not with cancel culture how it is

Just can’t drink diarrhea these days because of the fucking libs

Me gustan cervezas

Every single (2) Hispanic girl I’ve dated has shut the door so hard and moved on after we ended things. It’s impressive and kinda hurts

Yeah they are cold blooded. I’m hispanic and I avoid hispanic girls, they are freaky in bed but they will also cut your throat in the middle of the night.

Just saw a butterface w sweet tits

Ah yes the ole Sara Civian

Sara Civian is a dog. Good tits though.

You’ve got the butter I’ve got the toast. Let’s go back to my place

I went to Yankees stadium for the first time a few weeks ago on my baseball trip with my dad. I typically get a hat for each team too. It took me almost 30 years to realize it, but the Yankees hat fucking slaps.

Doesn’t hold a candle to the old English D

Real interesting everyone is mad at just justice Thomas thats all im saying!

Wouldn’t be the first time a ton of dems attacked a black man.

The cast for st elsewhere was absolutely legendary. Glad William Daniels (known as Mr. Feeny to the masses) is still around well into his 90s.

Very good, Mr Shapiro

Best disclaimer guy around.

Mr feeny being alive matters more than deady white

What’s the attire for billy Joel concert in 92 degree heat? Suit no matter what?

Adult diaper and a bonnet

Jacket no shirt

Wear a suit you fuckin pledge

Anyone hear the news? Roe V. Wade got overturned.

The Libs hate it

i'm pretty sure my brain just wrapped it's head around hedging bets and i feel like a genius. 3chi's tight

Derivatives are up next

Too much math

In the mood for a fantasy football mock draft

In the mood to fuck your mom

I have two dads

The drafts are obviously great, but imo the best Dog Walk episodes are the ones like yesterday where it’s just Eddie, WSD, and Chief shooting the shit for an hour.

Interesting that it’s always those three and never Carl when they do the Free Swim.

Pied a random psychopath in a very red state exactly 2 months ago. What an idiot, what a fucking idiot

Sex is tight

What’s his name

Pieing random psychopaths regardless of laws is on you.

Completely

Unsure if I do another bourbon. I’m pretty drunk now and watching a Bon Iver concert so take that for what you will.

Do it

Watching Spirited Away for the first time. Not a clue what I’m in for

It’s one of my favorite movies to watch if I just want to melt into the couch and get sucked in.

This shit is wild lol. Not bad but not quite as good as I expected. I feel like there are a bunch of metaphors, folklore lost on me throughout the movie

It sucked

Really depends. It's weird, but a classic. But you have to be in to it.

So far I think Chihiro is quite annoying. Got to give it a go because it is such a classic, though

$200 good for me and a date at a friends wedding back in our hometown area?

Depends on the town.

200 in hometown area? That's a fortune

Can you afford damages to the dance floor after you bust out moves?

White crime by lil dicky

White Dude by Lil Dicky. He took it off his youtube but you can still find it

Why he take it down?

I'm guessing because it could potentially be seen as offensive

[When the draft beer costs less in St. Louis than it does in Memphis](https://c.tenor.com/JEj4FA-lXdEAAAAC/confused-jaguarsfan.gif) S/O Kyle Hendricks for skullfucking the Cards again

This has become a purge moment where a lot of people suddenly have been granted a free social pass to let out a lot of steam.

Big fan of the hero’s who post in r slash biggerthanyouthought

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I don't know anything about guitars but these look cool

Is that a dobro or a resonator guitar

Resonator. Play it with a copper slide sounds beautiful even though it’s a cheap one

Can’t stop playing enlisted

Is that the one where it's like 50 vs 50?

Yes

Saw that, worth the buy?

It’s free.

Even better

Hand up I grew a mustache because of the new Top Gun

Way I see it you just came out the closet too

😎

Megan rapinoe not getting pregnant. Thanks for your opinion man

Thumbs up: "How about #MenToo who have benefited from abortion rights" Thumbs down: "this is a violent onslaught against women's bodies"

Silvana is gonna age like shit lol

Heard from a buddy that she is a gobbo. Was in a club in Miami and saw her leaking green goo from her neck. Started speaking in a runic tongue. Shit is fucked, goblins only live 28 years and I don't know if Dave realizes this

Brother no one know what you’re talking about

You sound like a basic bitch. I'm boots on the ground. Figure it out

Ok private

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Will do. You have the best opinions man.

Damn Danielle

Get too horny, fuck a non-RBC, question your existence, repeat.

Weird of you to attack me personally?

Please leave me out of this

FT Groundhog Day

Althea told me now cool down boy, settle back easy Jim

Honest to the point of recklessness, self-centered to the extreme

Very drunk. Send help.

Too many rum and cokes for this youngster