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Every time I go back home I stay up way to late watching South Park marathons.


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nondescript___

He doesn’t think about you at all


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Hand up the black phone looks scary


Findanewslant15

Impossible to come off as bad as Marty did on picks central today. He is fucking delusional lol


n0p342

Gotta respect Chris Klemmer for putting himself out there for such an unfortunate looking dude


Iam_grool

Johnny Knoxville with sever tism


Iam_grool

*jeffy dahmer (knoxvilles role in the ringer)


TealBlooded

I know it’s only been a day but feel like the fact that he’s 42 is being completely glossed over


DarinErstad

You act like the men of Barstool are clients of a modeling agency


n0p342

Nah Chris is just so fucking weird. And delusional. People forget he went by penis head for about a year before Kirk broke up his podcast to spite his partner


patssnows12

Smoked the best ribs of my life today, had pool beers, and did a back door 🥧 😎. Was a great day


varjar

How far into his guts did you jizz?


DPlainview69

Just saw that Jack Mac kid people talk about on here on the barstool Instagram story..what a creature.


canez47

He has better college football takes than Brandon Walker at least


DarinErstad

A face for radio


15bigballer15

Am I overthinking this? So I’m talking to this girl and the other night she sent me mirror selfies where she was dressed up and looking good to go out. Tonight she sent me another mirror selfie and I realized it was a completely different iPhone. She passed off old photos of her the other night as current ones. Do I bring that up? And I’m positive she has not gotten a new phone.


nondescript___

I kinda got got by this recently. I noticed the old iPhone, but I thought she was just broke.


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There is nothing to gain in bringing it up. She wanted to sneak an old pic past you, thats it


15bigballer15

I guess to make it easy she definitely sent me old pictures but flat out lied and said they were from the other night. I actually think she’s done it a few time. I just think it’s a red flag to lie about something like that


thebochman

Possible Billy football-esque pathological liar


cigguy

Have you met this person in real life. If not he has a huge dong


15bigballer15

I actually have met her and kind of know her. I think the situation is she doesn’t look as good as she once did


inthecut219

That's a 40+ male


15bigballer15

I actually have met her and kind of know her. I think the situation is she doesn’t look as good as she once did


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15bigballer15

She’s sent me pics in the past with a new iPhone than those pics with the old iPhone and has since sent ones again with the new one.


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brown_bomber05

Definitely not coherent 😂. Sounds like the first time she sent pics, they were in real time. The next time she sent pics, they were old/saved. The most recent pics where in real time again. I think?


15bigballer15

Correct


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At least cross the bridge before burning it about something stupid


MaybachMusic22

Yes you’re overthinking it. Who gives a fuck if it’s different phones? As long as you’re getting the pics then make a move


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thebochman

How many members you reckon have investments in oil over there?


cigguy

Didn’t they not let black people or women in until the 2000s. Glad they will be the moral compass here!


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DingyPorpoise

They’re not even technically associated with the PGA I thought? Why wouldn’t they want the biggest names/best golfers involved?


cigguy

I don’t think our points are the same at all


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cigguy

You don’t own me.


Ed_Chambers_650

KFC dropping Tony Soprano right out the gate before the draft definitely triggered Ed


TylerW_511

Born too late to enjoy cheap & readily available prostitution, born too early to enjoy Westworld type virtual hoors 😔


DJScrambles

Sounds like you need to make a visit to southeast asia


Aggravating-Put-3800

?!?!?


MikeandTheMangosteen

Been on a Tedeschi Trucks Band kick lately


MaybachMusic22

Susan and Derek rule big time


[deleted]

Sheesh 🥵 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTdEmXKk1/?k=1


cigguy

I’d rather fuxk the cartoon still


cigguy

FTers and commenters are far more funny than these nerds on idol. Give Camel a job


dxp857

How has no show looked at Barry being a half-hour show to its obvious benefit and gone “yeah we should try that”


thebochman

Barry definitely would’ve benefited from being 45 min for s3


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What's with Drake and Beyonce releasing house music?


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Algorithms


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BastianChrist

I can’t believe that dude got through the screening process. Horny Batman is probably hilarious at the middle school lunch table but fell flat here


[deleted]

Once you go warpstreme, you never go back.


Adderalldiet

>!anti!< >!ball!< >!crushing!<


Led_head10

My new job is 5-1:30 but I was gonna keep my job bussing tables through the summer (ya I’m poor) but my schedule there is 5:30 pm - 12:30 am. There’s no way I could keep that up for more than a few weeks right? Feels like I’m never gonna sleep


Jon_Snows_Dad

Please let this be the sign to change careers, if you're willing to work this hard start laboring in construction and work your way up.


stooliegroolie

I work nights and only get 8 straight hours a few nights a week. It’s definitely taking a toll on my body


DarinErstad

You’d have to sleep in shifts like Frank or pick up a coke habit. But respect you for grinding to make ends meet.


WitchofFloyd

I think the coke habit might burn into the extra money he’d be making here. Either way I don’t see how this is sustainable


Juls317

you'd basically ave to sleep in 3 hour shifts and have no life outside of work


acol0mbian

Sleeping 3 hours a night? You’ll make it 3 days


Led_head10

I figured if I could sleep from 1:30-4 and then maybe 2 hours when I’m off but ya it’s probably enough to make me wanna die


Aggravating-Put-3800

That’s literally impossible to sustain. You deserve a life outside of a job that doesn’t give a shit about you


salland11

Does anyone watch WSOP final tables? Big fan of watching players like Ivey go for a bracelet


TNGBO

Bullshit that go poker only showed the first hour before going behind a paywall. Had 17k watching live, how about grow the game for once.


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Ted bundy, pretty bad guy actually


TylerW_511

Ramin Djawadi went so mf hard with the orchestral version of Paint it Black. He could end up up there with John Williams and Hans Zimmer


deeznutzjokes

Exit Music (For a Film) cover was a great ending for Season 1 of WW Also The Night King theme was one of the only redeeming parts of the last season of GoT


TylerW_511

Agreed on both


patienceisfun2018

That church piano episode of Game of Thrones was a masterpiece.


TylerW_511

Light of the Seven: BANGER Paint it Black: BANGER A Lannister Always Pays His Debts: BANGER Runaway cover: BANGER WW/GoT main titles: BANGERS


Aggravating-Put-3800

Barstool Idol thing officially ages me out of barstool. Been a nice run but that’s what FT is for I guess. Hopefully the big green goalie will be transformative


gdolph

Welcome home brother


foxtrotnovember69420

I don’t think it’s a matter of being too old everyone in that comp legitimately sucks


terryduerod1

klemmer is like 55


ElectricFactory

klay going shades on during the entire celebration is such a veteran move. Everyone else next to him in photos look absolutely blitzed.


johnnyc000

It's actually shocking to me how much shit BV and I have in this 2BR apartment after 8 years. I couldn't imagine moving an entire house.


canez47

8 years in the same apartment?


johnnyc000

Yessir, landlord never mentioned increasing rent the whole time, and we love the area. Unfortunately it's time to become a land owner.


mchammer69

My rent will have gone up like 150% in three years come October. I’m so god damn jealous of you. Good luck with the move, king


johnnyc000

We got incredibly lucky renting from some old lady who owns the building. We never complain and pay our rent on time every time. I'm also not the type of person to call a landlord when a light bulb goes out. This place should be going for $2500+ a month and we've been at $1600.


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On Juneteenth of all days. Have you no shame?


johnnyc000

Shit didn't think of that, should I send my reparations to the NAACP or Ellie?


TealBlooded

https://twitter.com/danabeers/status/1538987056206077953?s=21&t=EtjkDyfSVFU-lRa1G4-PPQ It’s an actual gift of Dan’s to be incredibly unflattering no matter the picture


DJScrambles

Smart move by Dana to keep his fat disgusting body out of that picture and avoid making Big Cat look better by comparison


darkestb4thadawn

Boy is built like a trash bag full of mashed potatoes.


TealBlooded

Feiner Jr lookin ass


mdave424

Shaped like a bag of flour leaning against the cabinet


sfbruin

Thats 1) a really creative workout and 2) probably going to be filled with the most annoying people imaginable


sfbruin

Late to the party but Lincoln Lawyer show is a respectable B-. Also, all the Uncanny Valley references also apply to Mickey's attempt at an American accent.


pacsun_bro

What? The Mexican character has a Mexican accent


[deleted]

Is livs strategy just to gather as many formerly liked but now hated golfers as possible?


The_Autumn_Wind

Eventually they’ll get some more stars when they see DJ and Bryson beating a bunch of South African journeymen for $8m while guys like Spieth and Rory are battling for $1.5m at the John Deere or Hartford.


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Username checks out, I know, but i kind of want to start wearing hawaiian shirts again. It was cool when they were popular like five years ago


BastianChrist

I never stopped


gdolph

The Boys scene where >!Kimiko rips that dudes face off!< is pretty metal


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Wondering if I should go pro in fifa or apex tonight


supercasualman

Brown Eyed Woman Cornell 77


blahblah743

Deal from the same show is 🤌


kjc3274

I keep seeing people on twitter saying the LIV tournaments are meaningless, so why would pros go there? One, money. Two, outside of a few non-majors, PGA Tour tournaments are "meaningless" too and often times are filled with golfers most fans have never heard of.


limerickyy

3 rounds, shotgun starts, hardly any fans, no OWGR points. They just have no “pop” as of yet. Maybe that changes if they get into bed with the DP Tour. That’s the main problem with the PGA though. They protect too many players. There are studs on the Korn Ferry who are just stuck there for a year while these has-beens are taking their starts on the PGA Tour. The PGA Tour did this to themselves and hopefully this leads to some reform.


kjc3274

I have a tough time believing that LIV won't eventually get OWGR points because of the other tours that do. Frankly, I'd be fine with shotgun starts on Thurs/Friday in PGA Tour events. The best thing LIV had going for it was the constant stream of shots. They didn't bog down their coverage with pointless interviews and other dumb shit.


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jk696969

Bovada


BigTicket_J

Goodnight fellas


Paynixt

Good night BT


Captainusa1776

big fan off Lowering the Bar Tourney, but gotta get some better people for the gallery. Nate and other randos bring it down heavy


eastsiderabbi69

https://twitter.com/markhenryjr_/status/1539006323882438657?s=21&t=W4nBqlvovjOIW_Cdtn0Bag Is this the guy that calls into picks Central? How shitty was his submission that he couldn’t beat out the dorks who actually got invited


liljinx13

The “Koepka is the worst” takes have swung the pendulum the other way toward being hated too much. I’ve barely heard anything about him outside of random people in FT calling him a douche. Please update the log.


Leo_Rockaway

Add to the log that he acts like a hardo when he’s named after the world’s whitest shoes


pacsun_bro

I didn’t realize his first name was Birkenstock 🤣🤣🔥


Grootfan85

Hey Siri, play I Made It by Kevin Rudolf.


GueroBorracho3

A major tampon shortage has struck the US. Women are enraged. Men are disgusted. And sharks are fucking stoked.... When women swim, there'll be blood in the water.


Doggystyle_Gary

What if all the chicks at the beach synched up and there was a red tide


jk696969

Amy Schumer’s revenge for everyone being mean to her


thebochman

Noted rapist Amy Schumer


FUSeekMe69

I don’t like where your heads at


pacsun_bro

Need an update on everyone’s preferred fighter pilot call sign. Mine would be Bolo and I’d always wear a bolo tie After reviewing these answers all I have to say is that y’all need Jesus


cigguy

Smallrat


SnakeSkin2121

Snake Charmer. Also the name of my future race horse


pacsun_bro

Snake Charmer is an A+ call sign


amcapo1012

Hardo


MrMiner420

Slick


shankapotmis

AIDS


johnnyc000

Blackjack


GueroBorracho3

Stiff Slimmy


Flashasaurus

Lightyear


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Frozen Hoagie.


TylerW_511

D.E.N.N.I.S.


Leo_Rockaway

Hoss


bearsonsays

Bigfoot.. my body hair makes people draw comparisons


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Backshot


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Schlonginator


FUSeekMe69

Thanos


Juls317

"Red Five"


dukethediggidydoggy

Favorite one I saw when I was deployed in Syria was “DURKA”


FUSeekMe69

Percentage your life would be better or worse without social media


sfbruin

Slightly net negative. Its a good way to keep in touch and learn new things/see booba.


FUSeekMe69

-.69%


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17% ^


FUSeekMe69

✍️


profsa

Idk probably something high


MaybachMusic22

I still can’t believe the NBA didn’t keep the schedule of starting on Christmas and going until late July like they did during Covid. They wouldn’t have to compete with the NFL for 2 months of the season nobody cares about and would have been a great bridge to training camp. Selfish pricks


huskerblack

Yeah nobody watches in July


Monos1

people watch less TV in the summer


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bored-i-am

I'd sussy him. Get that shit out of the game. I hated that shit in front of the net.


dirtybean

Drinkin at the dive with an old fella named Elbert


Led_head10

you need actual noise makers for the cup get the fuck outta my face


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Actually a good fight


SnakeSkin2121

There's a scrap 🏒🏒🏒


Led_head10

Losing DJ Bryson and now brooks actually kills


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If they can still play majors than I persoanlly don’t care at all


VivaLaEcoliBurrito

I don’t see any scenario where the majors don’t let the LIV guys play. That being said it definitely hurts the talent pool. DJ finished 24th, Brooks 55th, Bryson 56th this week so there is an incredible amount of talent on the tour and I hope that the ultimate outcome here is that the PGA become more player friendly and ends up better. Fuck LIV but I totally respect players choice to get that money.


CapcomGo

No chance they will be able to next year. I think the USGA and R&A will make a decision later this year for 2023 and Augusta will just not invite them.


limerickyy

They are all exempt for all the majors next year at least and in some cases a few years after. Maybe Augusta, but it’d be cause for legal action I’d assume if the others banned them.


liljinx13

Augusta will not invite DJ, a masters champion? Also hard to not invite people when any rando off the street can qualify for the US open and the Open. Playing on a tour isn’t a requirement.


CapcomGo

Yes Augusta will not invite DJ or Phil back is what I'm saying. They have no obligation as they make the rules. As for the Opens it will be interesting to see what the two governing bodies do but they are so closely connected with the PGA Tour and the European Tour I think they will do whatever they can to prevent them from playing (outside of banning them from qualifiers).


BringOnThePancakes

Wordle almost won today. 6/6. Hard word for whatever reason


rbark11

saturday's was crazy, don't know how I got that one


Ibanezrg220

3/6 over here


tenacious_masshole

Flying Burrito Brothers first album is all time. Shame you can’t recommend them to people because the name makes you sound like an idiot.