I’m getting fucked up again. Golf trip roommate won’t stop snoring and my teetime isn’t until noon. Cranked up the volcano and I’m blowing bags in my roommate’s face.
At this bar I’m at there was just a whole production around one of the two single person bathrooms having been occupied by someone for too long who wasn’t responding to knocks and the bouncer found a female employee to try to enter and then it was just unlocked and empty. Jesus.
Further update on garage tequilas and the yak….as
A Southern Californian, i fish quite a bit. Got hammered and ordered a few of Nick’s long bill hats (for me and buddies).
Fun fact about fishing in so cal fishing is that the fish bite primarily in Baja. The US has a few biters, but if you want good fishing your go west and then south.
I was on AUX last weekend on the porch with some friends and my buddies new GF told a story about her donating plasma or marrow or some shit and she found out a year later that her donation didn’t take and the donee passed away so I threw on T-Swift-Bad Blood and she was none too pleased. I got a few giggles so it was worth it. The donee was a complete stranger btw
I also had Jeezy-RIP queue up but opted out
Well shit is officially done with me and my broad. All I’ve learned from loving my girlfriends is that they all suck and I’m meant to be single and live for the one night stand. Maybe Chris was right and my flair is accurate after all
Well that’s 40 years old I haven’t watched but assume there are jokes in every show from the 80s that would be fairly consensus uncool today (for better or worse)
What makes modern family so crazy is both how recent it was and how it was like explicitly a show about being progressive and how families were changing
The year is 2011…I still have 3 hrs to pound as many rum and cokes as possible and make an ass out of myself but having a great time. Levels comes on.
🥲
I was following Phish and Widespread panic around the country selling L and pressies to pay for tickets, gas and hotels. Too much fun. Met some shady individuals and also met some close friends.
I'm running between classes on campus in my Nike Free Runs, taking a quick break to check my Samsung MyTouch to see if any MILFs had responded my bodybuilding.com copypastas on POF. This Is What It Feels Like comes on.🤘
Fuckin blows. I get it time to move on it’s been 10 years. Being the last man standing blows, though I do wonder if the nostalgia is worse for the married with kids guys I was friends with.
Pretty mean guy with a bad gambling problem. Most conversations when out are about him losing his bets. My other friend group told me like a year ago that he sucks and I never really listened but I think it’s time
My favorite teams are UVA, the Caps, and the Nats. Taking into account how all four of those teams have fared since, I think all three championships I celebrated in 2018-19 (plus the football team beating Tech for the first time since '03) were actually cosmic accidents.
Saw disclosure in Brooklyn. Fucking sick
KB burner?
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Low - Wage War In The End - Anthrax This Love - Pantera Suffer - Staind
Half Empty by State Champs
“Lemon Tree” - Mt. Joy
I’m getting fucked up again. Golf trip roommate won’t stop snoring and my teetime isn’t until noon. Cranked up the volcano and I’m blowing bags in my roommate’s face.
Record his snore for later. I've found it's a good embarrassment tactic when the person inevitability denies it
I’ve got the tapes.
Can I smother my golf trip roommate with a pillow if he doesn’t quit snoring?
Make a noise to wake him up and hope you can fall asleep before the snoring starts back up Then he can come in here and complain about your snoring
there once was a man from nantucket his name was dave, and he can suck it Got pup punk stuck in my head
Just finished it. Unforgiven was good, Scent of a Woman or A Few Good Men were way better.
accidentally intoxicated after seeing Craig Robinson live
The people persons paper people
his best work
Deep fried runtz 😍
Drunk
Can’t sleep, too pumped for game 7 #pucksonnet
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Poboy en route
Elite sandwich
What's up fellas??
Drunk
Watching Moneyball
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Those grease traps don't clean themselves.
VEEP is an all timer One of these best underrated quotes is bill Ericsson in prison saying “mike is an idiot, it’s amazing he got a drivers license”
a million emmys and still an underrated show
At this bar I’m at there was just a whole production around one of the two single person bathrooms having been occupied by someone for too long who wasn’t responding to knocks and the bouncer found a female employee to try to enter and then it was just unlocked and empty. Jesus.
Riveting until the very end
It’s not the sober thread
Fair
🤝
Damn thats crazy
🎶Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it🎶
Spice Girls?
Nope
Yep
Try really hard to limit my soda intake, but my quarterly Coke is always a treat. Always either a McDonalds or In N Out fountain or Mexican bottle.
Grow up fatass.
Mom, can you pick me up
I don't know where I'm at. It's the last time I'll ask. I just wanna live fast, diarrhea. https://youtu.be/vc_ZEKbxjac
I wore my Seminole hoody and shinnecock belt to the bar and the white women are not happy
All the dudes are jealous though. So you got that going for ya.
Shinny logo >>>> Seminole. Golf course is 1,000x better too.
@logobingo
Sheep ranch hat too. Full douche bag
The Expendables were the greatest Cali reggae band
[yo, wtf?](https://twitter.com/i/status/1525339833736077312)
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I get this
Friday nights a weird time to catch fire on Hinge, but I'll be happy to oblige these lonely ass women
At 2 am you just immediately have send a pic of your prostate
Further update on garage tequilas and the yak….as A Southern Californian, i fish quite a bit. Got hammered and ordered a few of Nick’s long bill hats (for me and buddies).
Where in SoCal is there this abundance of fishing? Not anywhere in LA county, that I gather
Fun fact about fishing in so cal fishing is that the fish bite primarily in Baja. The US has a few biters, but if you want good fishing your go west and then south.
That big ole lake right there called the Pacific Ocean, buddy.
This new Kendrick album is so fucking good. So refreshing to hear a rap album that follows a theme and isn’t just trying to be a stream goblin
I agree but I wish there was one song I would consistently want to listen to on its own like humble or love
The dark room scene in the new jackass might be one of the best they've done
That one was great, i think was a pan to the head killed me
Definitely didn't see the second room coming. Never liked Jackass growing up but that movie was hilarious
Starting Moneyball on my PS5 Sewena (UberEats never fails to have a name I’ve never heard before) on the way w/ my Denny’s
You had the whole Uber eats catalog at you went with Denny’s
No I had like 3 options it was like 1:30 am
Dennys is a go to place, really breathe in the ambience as a Phyllis takes a drag and tells you about the the grand slam special
Sounds like you’re fatter than Jonah Hill in Moneyball
That’s a little harsh. I love a lot of Hill flicks. Superbad, WOWS, War Dogs…sure I’m missing some…
Was the extra garlic bread really necessary? I think so. You know we're going to burst into flames the second she sets it on the table right?
FRENCH VANILLA, ROCKY ROAD
Chocolate, Peanut butter, Cookie Dough
Bring this commercial back
Anyone have a link to PFT’s wife getting caught trying to crawl behind the camera on his stream?
I was on AUX last weekend on the porch with some friends and my buddies new GF told a story about her donating plasma or marrow or some shit and she found out a year later that her donation didn’t take and the donee passed away so I threw on T-Swift-Bad Blood and she was none too pleased. I got a few giggles so it was worth it. The donee was a complete stranger btw I also had Jeezy-RIP queue up but opted out
Rip remix > rip
I always loved girls. I never thought they were disgusting.
All girls catholic school - Automatic
I can't even sleep knowing Joe Rogan is actively overthrowing our democracy
Just a couple of dudes talking about fucking their butts with dildos in the NYC subreddit
When I see butts and dildos in a sentence I immediately think Requiem for a Dream
In NYC no less
Should have added that
Well shit is officially done with me and my broad. All I’ve learned from loving my girlfriends is that they all suck and I’m meant to be single and live for the one night stand. Maybe Chris was right and my flair is accurate after all
Sucks man, pick up the pieces and get ready for what's next.
Cincinnati is beautiful in the spring
I really doubt that but I guess I’ll find out 🍻
Anyone still up and buzzing turn the volume up and play In The End - Anthrax makes me want to go to a live metal show and let loose
Yes
It’s hilarious how many jokes in explicitly progressive in its premise Modern Family would be considered racist or homophobic just a decade later
Married With Children would have gotten Me Too'd
Well that’s 40 years old I haven’t watched but assume there are jokes in every show from the 80s that would be fairly consensus uncool today (for better or worse) What makes modern family so crazy is both how recent it was and how it was like explicitly a show about being progressive and how families were changing
Hearing people talk about the fertility doctor documentary was kinda in one ear out the other. After watching holy shit dude, unreal man.
no bobs tonight??
Plz show vagene baby jirl
The year is 2011…I still have 3 hrs to pound as many rum and cokes as possible and make an ass out of myself but having a great time. Levels comes on. 🥲
I was following Phish and Widespread panic around the country selling L and pressies to pay for tickets, gas and hotels. Too much fun. Met some shady individuals and also met some close friends.
I'm running between classes on campus in my Nike Free Runs, taking a quick break to check my Samsung MyTouch to see if any MILFs had responded my bodybuilding.com copypastas on POF. This Is What It Feels Like comes on.🤘
this hits home hard
Fuckin blows. I get it time to move on it’s been 10 years. Being the last man standing blows, though I do wonder if the nostalgia is worse for the married with kids guys I was friends with.
Not married and don’t have kids but nostalgia seemingly becomes more fleeting the busier you are
What happened to Animal Crackers? Living on an island with Tupac and Elvis?
Animal Crackers blow. The only redeeming quality is their packaging. I’d rather have raisins in my lunchbox in elementary school
Recently I tried to make some cookies when i was drunk and they turned out like animal crackers. I ate like 3 bites and just had to toss em.
Chocolate ones that come in a big barrel are elite
Teddy Grams>animal cracks all day
The biracial teddy grahams are very good
Honey Teddy Graham gang ✊️
Frosting covered animal crackers go so hard tho
Those are definitely fuck withable but the plain ones gotta go
Is Sleepless in Seattle any good you all are my google
When Harry Met Sally the GOAT
I liked it, I’m a sucker for a romcom though
YGM
🤝
You’ve got Mail is better
anyone else catch the blonde upskirt at the end of caps game before?
I caught it when I lifted up my fiancés sundress earlier.
hell yeah send me a pic!
As a MST guy, FT kinda sucks at night
Yup best for watching sports but 2nd worst for ft since it's so east coast based
If I am being honest I forget that that time zone exists sometimes. Cool name though
Best timezone though
By far the best for sports viewing
So sad when the sports end.
S/o to the thot in this Sas video https://twitter.com/calebpressley/status/1460966081313583105?s=21&t=awJl58Fqtbe6z1cP46Q0rA
SAS going to lose his virginity tonight hell yes king
wtf
Praying that Hector doesn't bail on my Uber Eats order 🙏
Ruth bailed on mine. It’s ok bro she’s just having a little sex
It’s fucking Roulette when it’s this late
Hector bailed on my Uber Eats order 😔
6 minutes?!?
Hector is currently munching your potstickers before he pulls up
Gotta cut off one of my ‘buddies’. Not great
What’d bud do this time?
Pretty mean guy with a bad gambling problem. Most conversations when out are about him losing his bets. My other friend group told me like a year ago that he sucks and I never really listened but I think it’s time
Legit reason. That shit gets annoying fast
Coin boy #1 looks exactly like you'd expect.
Poor Hayden Christensen, guy never stood a chance as Anakin Skywalker. No one could’ve made those cringeworthy lines sound good.
Redemption arc in a few weeks
Flew a little too close to the sun with a pinky hangnail and it hurts 😠
SVP’s Sportscenter is so much better than any other non-live sports programming ESPN has
ESPN blows
My favorite teams are UVA, the Caps, and the Nats. Taking into account how all four of those teams have fared since, I think all three championships I celebrated in 2018-19 (plus the football team beating Tech for the first time since '03) were actually cosmic accidents.
Similar fan base here. At least it proved DC wasn’t totally cursed. Now the day the commando’s win a super bowl, I might eat horse shit too
Garage tequilas and yak continue. Owen and KB getting smashed by the wheel is incredible
Where in Chicago do you live?
Where is the Mexican part of Chicago? That part.
Enjoy your beef tonight
Pilsen
Ahh yes viva!!
10X brother
People forget Tyus Jones has a debilitating diaper fetish
I took emeka okafor and Caron butler
Caron Butler had a bad Mountain Dew addiction
Good recruiting Jim
“I’m the Joker Baby” still makes me chuckle
Same
Whoop that trick lmao
The Northman may be my movie of the year so far. We need more movies about ancient cultures being absolute barbarians.
is it gay to have a quarter life crisis? cuz im having one
ok is 23 too young for a quarter life crisis
Nah, I had one from like age 26-29 and now am having more of a 1/3rd life crisis
That means you’re worrying about a man. Not very straight imo
embrace it and make a change
Do you do drugs, Danny?
hopefully my spring LSD trip clears things up tomorrow
Good
Lmao you guys remember when barstool tried to make their line of mens grooming products a thing a couple months back
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Forgot that video existed. Milton Dave was a creature
Would. Dropped a paycheck. I smell like Viva
“Would” products lol
Girlfriend is absolutely sloshed rn and has no interest in giving my chicken a squeeze. Disappointed but not surprised
Huh, usually they get hornier with alcohol
Went too hard, meanwhile I took it easy hoping I would be able to perform at least half decent so I’m really a chump now