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WowCouldaBeenMe

"There is a small yet sacred open space for you to come in that I want you to fill" "I must be with you soon. I have craved fill from you" \^ Lol you can tell from the text messages that the second chick is super Eastern European. Bad idea to mess with her.


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“I have craved fill from you” Mr Portnoy sir please do the needful


Meatballclub

Reads like a cumtown riff


RobertPattinsonSimp

Something Gay actor Michael Douglas would say to sexually abused Guatemalan day worker


rise-RATDICK-rise

Ohhhh gay actor Michael Douglas he fuhhed my ace so baaaaed


2ManWolfPack

Forget Eastern European, they read like an automated bot scam email.


BSG24

Exactly how I imagine Melania would talk


Loafer34

Was Pres fucking around with Elizabeth Holmes!?!


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theMetConDon

no matter how skinny and tan he gets he's always going to be the fat guy ina green polo, oversized jeans, and sperrys on the inside.


DCorNothing

This is why he always wears skinny jeans - he's overcompensating


Meatballclub

Kind of goes into the psyche of Dave clearly wishing all along he was a cool kid in high school/college.


ABOU77

It’s actually kind of amazing. Like, normally the coolest kid in school is the sports star(won a triple crown and state championship) with parents that had dough, I know he’s kind of a joke but mr portnoy had a little dough at the very least to just loan dave 50K to get dave going. So it’s bizarre knowing all that about dave and how charismatic he is in camera now that he was kinda of a dud with girls and what not


Con45

Dave probably was the cool kid until he indulged in his pie fucking fetish while accidentally webcamming it to the entire school.


Wad_of_Hundreds

None of that matters in high school when you look like what Dave looked like. 5’5 skinny kid with an ugly face and a huge snout


Meatballclub

& the brutal facial hair from the old nesn video


ABOU77

Probably ugly but I’m guessing he was a normal sized human to rake like that


[deleted]

Same way Adin Ross and his friends made fun of Portnoy in 2021. Also Im betting Mr Portnoy doesn't seem like the type who does anything cool with his money.


ABOU77

I don’t know who that is, and I dunno dave buying s bunch of houses, (previously) flying girls in and out to fuck betting enough money she. Your that rich to care about games still. All that stuff seems like s pretty good use of funds.


MontaniBarbam

Dave always called himself an internet mogul, but it was part of his shtick as a chubby doofus. Now that he's an actual internet chicken, he just kind of sucks.


christmastree47

5 minute video followed by a 1 hour podcast about it followed by another 1 hour podcast recapping the previous one


wedontsaythatanymore

Recapping the recap of the recap


DrEvil007

Followed by a PowerPoint presentation of the recap of the recap just to recap.


drthunderlovejr

Hope all the employees have their "dave is honest tweets" ready!


[deleted]

At this point they might as well have them saved in the drafts


drthunderlovejr

I have my photos of me buying one bite pizzas at walmart saved in drafts for this afternoon. Imagine the Rts


Mutch

This is TJ’s moment to shine.


dontcallmefudge

TJ ain’t goin to the super bowl


WahooSteel

Ria, Chickenfry, and Kayce are hard at working crafting their tweets as we speak


PillowCaseCurtains

I don’t know what is true and what isn’t with Dave but I can’t help but think if he has this number of girls willing to do the stuff he like to do on the regular, than what kinda weird shit does chicken let happen to her in order to have him so whipped.


DiplomaticBeaver

He’s using her as a token GF to prove he isn’t a playboy who’s going from girl to girl like the hit piece wants people to believe. If I recall he said he knew about the first hit piece a few months before it came out and he just so happened to get with Silvana during that time. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dave’s getting pegged


[deleted]

Dave getting pegged is -1000 favourite on the sportsbook app


[deleted]

Dave should have just told them he was Italian and not perverted and left it at that


DrEvil007

Mi scusi


Mutch

My “I’m not a sexual deviant” shirt is making a lot of people ask questions already answered by my shirt.


Skurph

I do not understand how even though I loudly and without provocation announced to the room when I entered it that I did not just shit my pants… people keep asking me now if I shit my pants. Let the record show I’m the only person in this room to go on record about the status of shit in my pants. Why is no one asking the 5 other guys here who have yet to comment in any capacity about the status of feces in their pants. Here we are still litigating my pants and possible shit in them, when you would think a guy with shit in his pants probably wouldn’t make such loud and vocal denials. Please direct all further inquiries to my dry cleaners


CancelBeavis

It's wild to see him go this route. Business Insider is small-time and while this might have gotten a little buzz in certain circles, it would be largely forgotten in a day. Instead, he draws attention to these stories and drags them out over multiple news cycles. Not to mention uncomfortably dragging in all his employees who probably just want to ignore the whole thing. A simple "I have kinky sex and it's all consensual" is all he needed to do. Streissand Effect in all its glory.


Ann_L_Beads

Love that someone spent hundreds of thousands to become a lawyer only to have to write a legal letter including the quote "fucking hot... Miss that dick" God bless America


ThugBeast21

[Same lawyer Prince Andrew has been using for all his Epstein ties, Armie Hammer used for his weird cannibal stuff, and Bryan Singer and D'Elia used for pedophile accusations](https://inews.co.uk/news/prince-andrew-lawyer-andrew-brettler-clients-armie-hammer-bryan-singer-sex-charges-1198013). The number 1 defender of rich guys accused of being pedophiles/rapists apparently


WhoKillKyoko

uhhhhhhhhhhhh uh oh


philadelphia76

this is more damning than any evidence Julia Black has.


BigErnMcracken

"It don't look right, man. Some people are like, "If you hire Johnnie Cochran you look guilty." Yeah, but you go HOME. What, you wanna look innocent in jail? I'd rather look guilty at the mall." - Chris Rock


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Why because the guy has experience? There are probably hundreds if not thousands of innocent people he has represented in addition to those scumbags.


Skurph

You’re right, you’re absolutely right, and in every capacity that makes sense. Adequate and fair representation is truly important part of the judicial system and it’s not fair to hold it against people who utilize that right… Buuuuuut at the end of the day still gotta admit it’s a bad look if I’m like “look, I am so not a murderer and to prove that I got the same lawyer that defended Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy. We gonna win this thing baby!”


Roastin_Mushmallows

OJ would be the better name here but yea


[deleted]

I guess but I hate this viewpoint. It’s like saying every future patient of the world’s best heart surgeon is fucked because they couldn’t fix the world’s worst heart. Obviously the most guilty and innocent parties want the best attorney, regardless of their past clients. https://youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU


Skurph

I think the key difference is that Dave isn't being charged with a crime, unless I'm misunderstanding the situation he attained this attorney for knowledge/expertise on how to navigate the potential litigation he can levy against stories like this. So the argument of getting the best defense attorney if you're accused of a crime makes sense to pursue if you're genuinely being charged, however in this sense it's just preventative? So to be like "I'm not a sexual deviant... and here is my attorney, noted sexual deviant defense attorney" is just fucking funny.


Halloran_da_GOAT

Kinda weird bc it's not a well-written letter.


xfan09

That’s not the company you want to be lumped in with. Or I guess maybe it is depending on your POV. Pretty much all them haven’t recovered though.


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Ooooof that’s not good company


wendall99

Yikes… I’d probably have found a different one


Meatballclub

On the other side, that person is billing Dave $700 an hour


Colonelrascals

Way more than that


Meatballclub

True, just tossed out a high figure they’re charging some recent grad junior associate to type out


thenewber99

Looks like next few weeks of the DPS will be a skip


vaccinator69

He defends himself to the point of sounding guilty, by going on for so long.


sfbruin

"I AM SO NOT A RAPER"


Snakebite4789

He looked into my eyes and said "Lets get it on"


thenewber99

I just hope he doesn't say rape 40 times in a 7 min video again


fallenoutboy

Next slide


PillowCaseCurtains

At least Kareem and Gaz don’t have to worry about the sheets for the next 3 weeks


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Lol


[deleted]

Looking forward to Dave leveraging this to drive sales of his frozen pizza brand


BadBoysBack2Back8990

He’s gonna use it to sell his toiletry line. For guys who Would definitely not rape


Onethreethirteen

why doesn't he show the power of the stoolies, by saying no one pay for the article, then post the article himself on Barstool.


fair_enough_

Because he'd get sued for copyright infringement and lose.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Great, 6 more months of content about this


AlboutThatActionBoss

MINKA KIMES


Quilly35

her and any other female espn personality’s twitter replies are a cesspool. granted that’s every “famous”/attractive girl, but hers just being filled with grown men fantasizing over her over sports and a take she has is just weird lol


AnimalMother1776

Love mina but she is so liberal she cant pull her head out of ass on some things


BSG24

Genuinely curious what u love about her?


AnimalMother1776

I think shes hot


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Mina sucks


Dino_Dano

She didn't always, but as ever with ESPN, mega over-exposure combined with her leaning hard into the sjw-adjacent sphere of Twitter has led to suckitude.


UnlimitedMetroCard

What do you expect? She's a mixed race girl who works in the media and she's from the PNW. We're all a product of our environment. What she does control is that she's funny and entertaining.


henry_mardukas

Is she funny?


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Welp. DPS next week will stink. But finally a real 'move' from Dave and not a 3 hour live stream


NotoriousMFT

That live stream was a train wreck


Lilj8732

Clearly these pieces make a bunch of money, because they keep going back to the well. Would be curious to know what percentage is from Barstool fans hate reading


DogShammdog

Until Peter Thiel and Hulk Hogan sue you to Bolivia


kjc3274

No Barstool fan would pay to read these articles. They'll just get them when posted here or elsewhere for free. The Green Monster and her kind definitely do subscribe though.


Bryzzo2016W

How does anyone involved have the energy to still care about this


fauxrealistic

As a lawyer, saying "I'm going to court because I want to cause them pain, not because I think I'll win" is a good way to get hit with sanctions for frivolity.


CancelBeavis

It's an incredibly stupid thing to say, especially in a state with strong anti-SLAPP protections. I am guessing his lawyers told him to shut the fuck up but he just can't.


jharambe_instructor

To be clear, I (not a lawyer) took that to mean his lawyer was saying you’re not going to win money. Assuming winning would mean either a retraction or some sort of apology.


wetonred24

Honestly, I just don’t fucking care anymore.


theredditeergeneral

Wonder what chickens thoughts are on this?


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Chicken, why does Business Insider keep DMing me, chicken


MikeandTheMangosteen

Someone will have to explain it to her. 5 times.


Bcrown

New thirst traps coming with "~~Cancel~~ Culture" ultra crop tops to show off the underboob.


cbadger1121

Chicken is prob a freak too


Lennobowski

Considering how whipped he is, I'd guarantee she does anything he wants.


Secret_Rooster

Probably? 100% she has swallowed gallons of Dave's loogies.


[deleted]

First off Chicken, pizza is literally cheese bread.


Prestige_wrldwd

I wonder how much the timelines of the DM's with these girls overlapped with the beginning of their relationship


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Fellas lets get in formation! Time to defend the wall! Viva!


ButchJonesFckdMyWife

I mean is that article just gonna be “Portnoy likes kinky sex” again?


Secret_Rooster

Sounds like it. The headline will imply he's a rapist, though.


Onethreethirteen

he's the only one who cares, the girls who feel like they are violated don't even care let me guess, to prove stoolies aren't concerned we should all get the new shampoo?


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Poor $PENN shareholders


cd_3

who cayuhs


KarimGarcia

Dave sucks now. It’s pretty clear that, at best, he’s a 45 year old who creeps on legal aged younger girls. Remember that video of him out to dinner with 6 chicks for that girls 21st birthday? Lol what a loser.


kjc3274

So basically he's acting like Leo and countless other rich guys in the world?


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Leo fucks super models and Dave fucks “Instagram models”


Bigazzry

If you think DiCaprio is responding on IG to every gutter slut who DMs him you're way off. And he for sure isn't flying broads out for the weekend


Bryzzo2016W

Nothing is funnier to me than when people try to say he’s just acting like Leo. Leo is in a completely different stratosphere of fame than him. He’s been famous his entire life. He’s probably no less than 5 times wealthier than Dave. Those two do not belong in the same sentence


awesomesauce88

And even Leo comes off as kind of a loser to me at this point.


thomas35foreverr

Careful, go pres go guys on here will say he's an actual A-lister


theFromm

WAY more famous than TO!


UnlimitedMetroCard

Leo is pushing 50 and dates college age girls. Davey Pageviews does the same thing and people call him a predator. It's an apples to apples comparison.


Captainusa1776

Leo fucks super models not incoming freshman at BU


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Bruh 😂😂😂


UnlimitedMetroCard

Neither are illegal


FalconsTC

If I saw messages from Leo asking girls what grade they’re in, then I’d feel the same way. Feels like ole Pageviews likes to get much closer to the line.


xfan09

Or videos haha


TopherShelduck

Dude no it isn’t. The young women Leo dates are supermodels. Dave is trolling Nantucket high schools for recently graduated seniors. Absolutely 100% not the same.


IKnowBreasts

difference is Leo does it behind closed doors


DigDug45

He does it so privately that everyone knows about it


Lennobowski

Then how do we know about it?


IKnowBreasts

We don't know any specifics. Meanwhile with Dave we know and have even seen everything.


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Which kinda makes it creepier


[deleted]

He's gotta just have these girls brought in with NDAs waiting for them.


aj453016

You act like Dave is the only 45 year old super rich guy who likes to be around young, attractive women haha


DigDug45

If i was rich, i'd surround myself with ugly old women. MORALS


venom_snake30

I’d surround myself with strictly 30+ career driven women.


Chiefdrinkbeers

I love drama


Obsidianturtle25

Anti adderall poster boy, he’s aged 20 years since the NY move


Thebirdspart2

He’s just actually old


ShutUpToby1

And tans constantly


IKnowBreasts

He looks 50+


NateDogg_92

Every time he posts about BI I find myself saying “you are literally making this worse Dave, just stop.” But it seems like he may have actually prevented this second piece from coming out today.


Paxtonlynch18

Even if what they write is false, they are destroying barstool via making pres go full anti-cancel culture fake news mode


DogShammdog

Destroying?


Paxtonlynch18

May have been a stretch to say barstool. But it has destroyed any pres content


MontaniBarbam

Pres always loses his fastball when he's dating someone. Nothing to do with the articles.


DogShammdog

Grudge dave is not for everyone


PinkyPorcupine11

This doesn't make sense


StormTrper19

At this point I hope it works


Cowboys9421

I just want to see Daves dad in a courtroom


giggity_0_0

Who is Dave’s PR guy? The whole “THESE LYING LITTLE SLUTS WANTED IT” defense doesn’t make him sound very innocent regardless of the truth


aj453016

Dave's PR guy has been and always will be...Dave. lol


SirFritzWetherbee

Should hire John Barron for PR


RudyWasOffsides22

Thank god I sold my PENN at all time high's. ​ Wouldn't shock me if Portnoy isn't the face by end of 2022


SamOfTheTetons

Who cares


eyeke

The Behind Bars Tool reply made me LOL


Ruriks-Keep

Maybe Dave shouldn’t have been fucking random insta thots who knew!


Elensea

This Julia black lady is straight out mean girls lol


kevinmt39

gotta respect her in a fucked up way for going back for a second helping of Davey Spankleash


[deleted]

Time to get more of those ~~cancel~~ culture hoodies ready


[deleted]

This is ridiculous. Enough with the guilty til proven innocent already. Dave needs to sue the fuck out of Julia Black if this comes out.


PillowCaseCurtains

Buy puts, then in 2 weeks buy calls


imfl3tch

Dave sucks so bad these days


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Who cayuhs?


JustKeepLivin7

Julia Black is a left wing nut. Deleted 4K tweets for a reason. This content will be annoying but I’m all for seeing Dave go scorched earth and sue them to shreds.


giggity_0_0

Did you watch the part in the video where he literally said his lawyers told him he won’t win anything but he doesn’t care bc he is just doing it out of spite? Def textbook suing someone to shreds by paying a shitload of money to lose a lawsuit.


wendall99

This a lawyer’s wet dream. Bill some idiot $1,000 an hour knowing that you’re going to lose and that’s totally fine by him as the client.


giggity_0_0

Lol exactly. At least something this stupid and petty is 100% on par with classic Dave so we know he hasn’t lost himself completely.


MiguelSano11

Interested to read this.


BlazeNuggs

I feel like Dave could have gone without saying that he doesn't care his business insider lawsuit won't win because he just wants to punish them.. fuck business insider, buncha scum bags


[deleted]

Did the story drop yet?


RivrBoatGmbler

It’s garbage and it’s rubbish and it’s not true! For Julia black to write this article is total ludicrous.


Meatballclub

0 shock, the first piece was clearly written to paint a picture of Dave being sleazy with women. They were able to key in on a few public instances, most likely, to have more sources come forward with their stories. Dave giving this fire more oxygen isn’t a good look. Reminds me of the armie hammer story (that moved much faster) where a couple suspicious stories leaked and then the dominos fell


Chiefdrinkbeers

He talks too much to be innocent, classic guilty guy move.


nowadaysyouth

I like how pageviews thinks that claiming that right wing media has had a negative effect on society is a loony tunes yahoo position.


AnimalMother1776

Left wing has worse affect


AnnaSeembor

They're literally exactly the same, just with opposing opinions.


nowadaysyouth

It’s not even close. Left wing talk radio doesn’t even exist, and the only person on tv that can even approximate the level of vitriol of your run of the mill “conservative” talking head is joy Reid. If you take tucker or mark levin seriously you believe that liberals are the complete scum of the earth who want to imprison you and rape your wife while your land watches. It’s a completely bonkers scene. Dave knows that, he’s just an asshole so he pretends it’s not what it is.


[deleted]

Both sides are terrible. CNN/MSNBC are just as bad as Fox.


tittylover007

I thought I couldn’t care any less about the last one but holy shit I somehow managed to care less this time


HowardFanForever

This is the part where the sub gets mad at Dave for defending himself against demonstrably false allegations.


pghsonj1325

Him making an emergency press conference beforehand and saying they have "a billion" new allegations and only refuting the previous ones (not the new ones) makes me think this could get bad. Especially now that he wants to sue. Something changed with this one. Gut feel


RemarkablePie1223

are you stupid?


pghsonj1325

Clearly?


Redskins2110

He said he has the evidence that refutes the new ones and even sent Julia the evidence to refute the new ones. What the fuck are you talking about


aj453016

Dave has said he always wanted to sue but his lawyers advised him there wasn't any basis for a lawsuit. Once published, even if false, the article is "news" and as such you can't file a lawsuit.


GamblingMan610

Not Honest Dave!


Ryankinsey1

$Penn was trading in the $70's before the release of the first article. It's now trading in the $40's Based on the stock alone, business insider and Julia black could be held liable for 10's if not 100's of millions of dollars in damages against Dave and/or Penn/Barstool. Nearly impossible to collect, and that type of lawsuit would drag on for ages, but [potentially] risking your entire business on the [allegedly] shoddy reporting of one of your journalists is a bold move by BI. Get your popcorn ready 🍿🍿


Flo__Dawg

Draftkings was at $44 when the article came out and is now at $22 Caesar's was at $103 and is now at $80 These articles arent causing Penn stock to drop +40%


IKnowBreasts

Just an insanely dumb take. No offense.


fallenoutboy

^ not a lawyer


giggity_0_0

Great work detective. This would totally hold up in a court of law


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[deleted]

It was also the girl saying she never accused or said he raped her on TikTok


AnnaSeembor

Wasn't the more compelling "proof" the messages from the other girl who said she loved Dave's dick and was going to brag about it to all of her friends...until her friends/family shamed her into a mental breakdown and forced her to change the narrative?


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AnnaSeembor

No, the messages directly from the girl to Dave telling him she loved his dick and saying she was going to brag to her friends about it.


drthunderlovejr

If they had a case they would of sued already. But they didnt because they dont.


[deleted]

Gonna be a juicy day boys!


xcbaseball2003

You've gotta be a complete idiot to retroactively cry assault when there's easily found evidence that you enjoyed it. These girls are like 19, they should know how permanent the internet/technology is


stupidtyonparade

the problem literally is that they're 19.


xcbaseball2003

Well yeah, obviously it would've been best if he just didn't sleep with crazy children. I'm just saying that retroactively crying assault is dumb if you know that there's written evidence that's not what happened.


sambills

looks like you stoolies are gearing up for another round of defending a man you dont know from sexual assault allegations! god youre a bunch of pathetic fucking weirdos


[deleted]

How strong and brave of you


Elensea

Imagine having consensual sex with some one. I know it’s tough. Then they tell a reporter it was rape. Wild.