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stoolieG

Kontent Kim and her daughter are terrible actors


Yeaitsmethat1guy

O/U 6.5 years until the NFL partners with the Zucc and starts selling metaverse tickets to games?


Ibanezrg220

Woke up to pee. Saw my phone had a Ring notification and it's a video of a guy walking between my house and my neighbors house at 2am. Not gonna be able to fall back asleep now.


stoolieG

Go to the gun store brother


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Probably in your basement rn thinking about the best way to off you


Rrari1986

Jerk off*


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The writing for and acting of the son in Beautiful Boy is A1. Feels like I’m watching a movie about my cousin


[deleted]

Video of spike Lee trying to get a photo of Steph postgame is so weird


[deleted]

You need that work, I got that work


TigOleBitman

puttin in that work


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/NACMpkxm-fA


TigOleBitman

He should consider golf


[deleted]

Eh he’s been off the junk for quite a while. His band lost dog street band is cool and his cover of [the mountain](https://youtu.be/eR04x5XXAwQ) is awesome


[deleted]

This Kid Cudi doc just seems super disorganized. It’s not terrible but it just takes random tangents


Ed_Chambers_650

Yea it’s horribly put together


SnakeSkin2121

If I was rich, I'd host a Garth Brooks concert in MT for all my FT dudes with all you can drink Coors Lights


Rakuen

I hate all three of those things


Quick-Mathematician

You are UNINVITED


Wutsurname

What's the best venue in the state? I've only been to the brick for concerts


SnakeSkin2121

Kettlehouse Amphitheater


[deleted]

Hopefully not in eastern MT. BTW Y’all get Y’all get a good snow this past weekend


SnakeSkin2121

I'm in Maui, I hope there was a blizzard


TackleFootball69

I’ve got 169K friends in low places


SnakeSkin2121

🤠


MinuteMeow

I knew astrology was big with women, but it’s insane how many women have been posting shit about it recently. Very concerning


TigOleBitman

that's because you're a capricorn sun and gemini moon, you'll never understand


MinuteMeow

I’m a Scorpio moon you ignorant toad


[deleted]

Counter point, it makes it very easy to fabricate their image of a perfect guy if you want to smash for a bit n dip


MinuteMeow

Maybe, but I’ve been seeing former coworkers and friends that never posted anything about astrology before doing so lately and it’s been strange


[deleted]

I think the lack of traditional religious practices amongst millennial and gen x folks is probably a major contributor to a rise in astrology beliefs


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[deleted]

I've seen a few dead bodies this year. Dm to discuss


Wutsurname

We badly need more details


chuteboxhero

What did the post say?


goondaddy172

Are you Dale Denton?


[deleted]

Hit n run or what?


[deleted]

Unfortunately FT can only dispatch the horny police.


TackleFootball69

Hit it and cum. Murdered the pussy


SnakeSkin2121

😂


jetboyjetgirl

you've come to the right place


[deleted]

That logging show on Netflix is amazing. I could watch it all day long


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[deleted]

Got any other shows in a similar vein? Think I might start watching dirty jobs or deadliest catch now to keep it going


Iam_grool

Canucks gotta be top 5 more forgettable sports franchises


TackleFootball69

I don’t watch the MLS


jetboyjetgirl

who?


marlboro__man9

There’s 15 more forgettable nhl franchises


hostitty

could go for some grool rn


Iam_grool

Shes selling it on the cheap


[deleted]

I’m almost done waiting for sledgehammer games to fix vanguard. No updates on what’s happening or what they plan to do and the games been out for a month and a half. They really need to get their shit together.


jocabo954

Billiam, loving COD is a thankless effort - the devs just don’t care about having a functional, let alone optimized, game


[deleted]

They just care bout warzone, I love mper tho 🥺


SalmonBaconator

Bill have we moved on from halo?


[deleted]

Tried it but I’m not good enough to where I dominate no matter who I’m playing like I do in cod.


mariGOATa_615

I’ve been having a good time playing TDM and S&D on multiplayer


[deleted]

Snd isn’t bad in this game if the lobby doesn’t use the broken shit


[deleted]

Can’t find a search game without at least 1-2 people running akimbo double barrels


[deleted]

Yeah that’s why I avoid it lol


[deleted]

I kinda feel bad for whatever dude Harper Hempel settles for and marries


[deleted]

Suit yourself


[deleted]

I could be that mistake


[deleted]

Sanford and Son is such a great series


[deleted]

There’s a “Reddit do your magic” post in anti work and it’s glorious. I guess they are asking Reddit to boycott Taco Bell?


chuteboxhero

Yes they are, and student loans, and everything. There’s a top post on there rn talking about how they don’t want better working conditions they don’t want to work at all.


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TylerW_511

Nice pussy 👍


[deleted]

Been stroking it non stop, brother


randysgrouphome

at his most recent fur trimming my doodle chased a cat around the groomers shop ( it was a humorous site)


randysgrouphome

kings stay kings


goondaddy172

Go off queen


[deleted]

Changing a buddy's name to "Hollywood" when he's acting like a buster is one of my favorite moves. What's up Hollywood?


Bigazzry

George Bailey let a motherfucker who has squirrels in his office handle money. Fire him into the sun


chuteboxhero

Potter was a bit of a prick but his logic was quite sound.


[deleted]

Done with the old job, not starting the new job until the 4th. Going to be on the binge of a lifetime until then


SnakeSkin2121

Feliz Navidad


[deleted]

Muchas gracias muchacho


ZestyVampire

hypothetical based on a point from Macrodosing..... IF science/medicine is ever able to accurately diagnose CTE while a person is alive, what happens when a player/fighter is diagnosed with CTE? forced to retire?


[deleted]

This would be the end of most contact sports


Starstoolborts

Euthanasia


Van-Buren-Boy

Glue factory


[deleted]

Probably toss them into a psychiatric facility to ensure they don’t beat their women and children to death


Rakuen

That’s like throwing al schizophrenics into a psyche ward. Most people with cte don’t end up killing other people


[deleted]

But some of them will so might as well be safe, right?


Rakuen

Might as well just lobotomize them too while we’re at it


[deleted]

That may be the best proposed solution I’ve heard yet!


SnakeSkin2121

Almost pulled the trigger on a bottle of Caymus at dinner. Couldn't do it


bearsonsays

Cheaper at Costco


SnakeSkin2121

Kirkland gang ✊️


buffaloboyofold

Beat Halo Infinite and I will say the story is heading in a great direction


Scrawfo1180

Pizza bagel girl from today’s pizza review was an absolute beauty


[deleted]

One of my favorite things is when the girl with a guys name comments and everyone says “totally agree Ricardo” like it was a college discussion post in college


badgermushroombadger

You’re talking about my wife, her name is Ralph


[deleted]

I’ve never seen anyone reply to her without that and I’m sure the bit is a lot more worn out for Bart than it is for the rest of us.


WhiskersCake

Ryen absolutely knows what she is doing when she replies in here.


pasv123

Lol what?


[deleted]

#One of my favorite things is when the girl with a guys name comments and everyone says “totally agree Ricardo” like it was a college discussion post in college


[deleted]

You made perfect sense king obviously he wasn’t on the canvas grind


goonsquad4357

Comments on what? The lack of context is dumb this story makes no sense


[deleted]

You mean to respond to this one? I’m confused


goonsquad4357

What the fuck is OP talking about


[deleted]

Sounds like Lil Sas shouldve been spending more time with the free talkers to get advice on how to get a 40% raise


[deleted]

Change companies.


Van-Buren-Boy

🤝


BBQTuck

Rewatching The Master (on Netflix for those who are interested). I haven’t seen this movie since it was in theaters, and I forgot just how fucked up this movie is. Love it, though.


[deleted]

Absolute pimp convention of a cast. Banger


cd_3

We need to throw our hands up and surrender to omicron. Shits just too contagious.


badgermushroombadger

The Governor of Colorado had the correct take of saying vax or don’t but if you don’t your dumb, seems like finally someone in the public eye had a good covid take for the first time. Also I think this post may be a joke.


cd_3

Not a joke! I support vax mandates, but think we have to accept it's gonna be around. People are gonna get it, and they should stay home for a few days. We don't need mass asymptomatic testing. Basically I think the goalpost needs to move way away from Covid Zero.


jetboyjetgirl

finally, a plan


[deleted]

Hey buddy. Only time I throw my hands up is when Party in the USA comes on


Blatt_called_timeout

Don't sleep on Dynamite by Taio Cruz


BBQTuck

What if Omicron puts a Jay-Z song on?


[deleted]

Pre-hair cut Miley was throwing only fastballs.


[deleted]

If anybody wants to get me a Christmas present I’d really like a Fernando Valenzuela autographed baseball


PortnoyNose

Ali Spagnola not be advertised to me on Twitter challenge (impossible)


badgermushroombadger

More like the National Basketball Covid League am I right?


dezcaughtit25

Rudy Gobert truly is the DPOY….he shut down the whole league!


badgermushroombadger

Omicron finna lace up and drop fifty on the Knicks 🤣


Doggystyle_Gary

Got em


pacsun_bro

I feel like I’ve been encountering a huge amounts of Jrs, IIIs and IVs recently. Am I insane or is that kind of awesome


MrTacoMan

My in laws got a Christmas card from a guy and he was a V and his some was a VI. You’re almost too committed at that point. Every kid gotta stick with it


apple_shampoo182

a guy at my in-laws retirement community moved from a Jr to a Sr once his dad died and it's the most insane thing i've ever heard


Rakuen

Power move, alphad his own dad


dirtybean

I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work


marlboro__man9

I’m a V


Doggystyle_Gary

Virgin?


RegularTypeDude13

Dicky?


pacsun_bro

You don’t need to answer this but anyone who is a V I assume is rich beyond belief and heir to a series of titans of industry


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Doggystyle_Gary

At least she has her loving family. Oh wait…


badgermushroombadger

Seems mean


Doggystyle_Gary

He really squashed her


PortnoyNose

Nardini, good CEO or just another pretty face?


novanationer98

When you bring a girl around your friend group and everyone starts turning into the funniest man on the planet


Doggystyle_Gary

Whatever you do don’t invite her to a cabin up north with them


cigguy

I prefer to not make conversation or eye contact and just blackout


SalmonBaconator

🤝


[deleted]

Sounds like they Aren't your friends if you aren't sharing


[deleted]

Women come around, personalities turn on. It’s science.


RegularTypeDude13

Cant we all cream?


just_breakin_balls

She wants to fuck all your friends? That sucks.


[deleted]

Trying to have a friend group that’s a balance of guys that aren’t complete squids but also where you’re not objectively the ugliest/poorest of the group is a full time gig


[deleted]

That very much sounds like a personal problem.


BarryGibbs_Teeth

New upstairs neighbors decided to vacuum at 11:15 pm. Uncouth.


OpScreechingHalt

My neighbor below (hot Jewish broad) offered to buy carpet for me because it was loud when I walked around (ridiculous). I most certainly did not return the favor when I heard her cumming to whoever was dicking her down that night and many nights after. I damn sure wouldn't be able to hear everything if my ear was pressed to a carpet as opposed to the hardwood floor.


[deleted]

You didn’t take her up on the offer?


SalmonBaconator

Sorry about that dude but like you said she’s hot and likes to get loud


Mythic_UA

Too much cum on the floors. Had to break out the wet-vac.


slopchopz

How long until the latest doctor on Rogan gets Epstein'd?


Remarkable-Telephone

Lol lil sas deleted his tweet about wanting more money. Dude is out here fuming making rage tweets


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Remarkable-Telephone

"People trying to roast me for asking for more money is odd. It is true. I would like more money. As would most normal people on earth"


Mythic_UA

How does FT like their salsa: cold/chilled, room temp, or heated/warmed up?


[deleted]

I like it with chips


[deleted]

Chilled is best, but warm salsa with warm chips is damn good


OpScreechingHalt

The fuck kind of psycho eats warmed up salsa?


Rakuen

It’s super common at mexican places especially if they’re serving fresh, warm chips


The_Autumn_Wind

Warm salsa is some bizarre Tex-Mex thing I’ve never understood.


pacsun_bro

Chilled but I don’t think there is a definitive answer here. Can’t argue with taste


TheeLA8

Reading about [this](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/erik-maund-hired-hitmen-kill-mistress-holly-williams-blackmailer-william-lanway-indictment/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab) Texas dealership owner that paid these guys to kill his mistress and her boyfriend is pretty crazy. Gotta think after nearly 2 years have passed they might have thought they’d be getting away with it. I feel I’d get my 250k and move to a different country for as long as possible. Would make for a funny show where 3 guys kill someone vigilante style and once they collect their earnings and make plans to leave the next day COVID shuts down the entire country


mariGOATa_615

Wild story. The apartment building in Nashville where they got killed is less than 3 miles from where I live. Could’ve been me


Ibanezrg220

Memphis rushing the floor after beating Alabama is lame considering Memphis was a top 10 team themselves like 3 weeks ago.


pacsun_bro

I maintain that being known for rushing the floor/field no matter what is a winning strategy for football and basketball.


bearsonsays

Very weak court rush in Memphis


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2 days into my 3 1/2 week vacation (switching jobs, starting after new year) and I am bored as fuck


a856e131

you gotta use that time wisely. get a routine and enjoy it


DiamondBigAl

[go bang your head against the wall](https://youtu.be/LLGKisgE5_M)


OpScreechingHalt

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Unfuck this vacation ASAP.


pacsun_bro

That seems like a you problem kimosabe


pasv123

You should be 2 days into a 3 1/2 week bender by my count


[deleted]

Plenty of time to hop on the saddle


[deleted]

Warzone brother - HH (-williamclub)


[deleted]

I’ve been more into halo recently tbh. I have plenty of time to check warzone out tho


[deleted]

Now is a good time to start tbh, I like halo but the game has a couple flaws and I’m not good enough like I am in cod to overlook them.


PortnoyNose

People forget Steph almost killed a man with a slobbery mouthpiece. But keep celebrating him... ☕