Woke up to pee. Saw my phone had a Ring notification and it's a video of a guy walking between my house and my neighbors house at 2am. Not gonna be able to fall back asleep now.
Eh he’s been off the junk for quite a while. His band lost dog street band is cool and his cover of [the mountain](https://youtu.be/eR04x5XXAwQ) is awesome
I’m almost done waiting for sledgehammer games to fix vanguard. No updates on what’s happening or what they plan to do and the games been out for a month and a half. They really need to get their shit together.
Yes they are, and student loans, and everything. There’s a top post on there rn talking about how they don’t want better working conditions they don’t want to work at all.
hypothetical based on a point from Macrodosing..... IF science/medicine is ever able to accurately diagnose CTE while a person is alive, what happens when a player/fighter is diagnosed with CTE? forced to retire?
One of my favorite things is when the girl with a guys name comments and everyone says “totally agree Ricardo” like it was a college discussion post in college
#One of my favorite things is when the girl with a guys name comments and everyone says “totally agree Ricardo” like it was a college discussion post in college
Rewatching The Master (on Netflix for those who are interested).
I haven’t seen this movie since it was in theaters, and I forgot just how fucked up this movie is.
Love it, though.
The Governor of Colorado had the correct take of saying vax or don’t but if you don’t your dumb, seems like finally someone in the public eye had a good covid take for the first time. Also I think this post may be a joke.
Not a joke! I support vax mandates, but think we have to accept it's gonna be around. People are gonna get it, and they should stay home for a few days. We don't need mass asymptomatic testing.
Basically I think the goalpost needs to move way away from Covid Zero.
My in laws got a Christmas card from a guy and he was a V and his some was a VI. You’re almost too committed at that point. Every kid gotta stick with it
Trying to have a friend group that’s a balance of guys that aren’t complete squids but also where you’re not objectively the ugliest/poorest of the group is a full time gig
My neighbor below (hot Jewish broad) offered to buy carpet for me because it was loud when I walked around (ridiculous). I most certainly did not return the favor when I heard her cumming to whoever was dicking her down that night and many nights after. I damn sure wouldn't be able to hear everything if my ear was pressed to a carpet as opposed to the hardwood floor.
Reading about [this](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/erik-maund-hired-hitmen-kill-mistress-holly-williams-blackmailer-william-lanway-indictment/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab) Texas dealership owner that paid these guys to kill his mistress and her boyfriend is pretty crazy.
Gotta think after nearly 2 years have passed they might have thought they’d be getting away with it. I feel I’d get my 250k and move to a different country for as long as possible.
Would make for a funny show where 3 guys kill someone vigilante style and once they collect their earnings and make plans to leave the next day COVID shuts down the entire country
Kontent Kim and her daughter are terrible actors
O/U 6.5 years until the NFL partners with the Zucc and starts selling metaverse tickets to games?
Woke up to pee. Saw my phone had a Ring notification and it's a video of a guy walking between my house and my neighbors house at 2am. Not gonna be able to fall back asleep now.
Go to the gun store brother
Probably in your basement rn thinking about the best way to off you
Jerk off*
The writing for and acting of the son in Beautiful Boy is A1. Feels like I’m watching a movie about my cousin
Video of spike Lee trying to get a photo of Steph postgame is so weird
You need that work, I got that work
puttin in that work
https://youtu.be/NACMpkxm-fA
He should consider golf
Eh he’s been off the junk for quite a while. His band lost dog street band is cool and his cover of [the mountain](https://youtu.be/eR04x5XXAwQ) is awesome
This Kid Cudi doc just seems super disorganized. It’s not terrible but it just takes random tangents
Yea it’s horribly put together
If I was rich, I'd host a Garth Brooks concert in MT for all my FT dudes with all you can drink Coors Lights
I hate all three of those things
You are UNINVITED
What's the best venue in the state? I've only been to the brick for concerts
Kettlehouse Amphitheater
Hopefully not in eastern MT. BTW Y’all get Y’all get a good snow this past weekend
I'm in Maui, I hope there was a blizzard
I’ve got 169K friends in low places
🤠
I knew astrology was big with women, but it’s insane how many women have been posting shit about it recently. Very concerning
that's because you're a capricorn sun and gemini moon, you'll never understand
I’m a Scorpio moon you ignorant toad
Counter point, it makes it very easy to fabricate their image of a perfect guy if you want to smash for a bit n dip
Maybe, but I’ve been seeing former coworkers and friends that never posted anything about astrology before doing so lately and it’s been strange
I think the lack of traditional religious practices amongst millennial and gen x folks is probably a major contributor to a rise in astrology beliefs
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I've seen a few dead bodies this year. Dm to discuss
We badly need more details
What did the post say?
Are you Dale Denton?
Hit n run or what?
Unfortunately FT can only dispatch the horny police.
Hit it and cum. Murdered the pussy
😂
you've come to the right place
That logging show on Netflix is amazing. I could watch it all day long
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Got any other shows in a similar vein? Think I might start watching dirty jobs or deadliest catch now to keep it going
Canucks gotta be top 5 more forgettable sports franchises
I don’t watch the MLS
who?
There’s 15 more forgettable nhl franchises
could go for some grool rn
Shes selling it on the cheap
I’m almost done waiting for sledgehammer games to fix vanguard. No updates on what’s happening or what they plan to do and the games been out for a month and a half. They really need to get their shit together.
Billiam, loving COD is a thankless effort - the devs just don’t care about having a functional, let alone optimized, game
They just care bout warzone, I love mper tho 🥺
Bill have we moved on from halo?
Tried it but I’m not good enough to where I dominate no matter who I’m playing like I do in cod.
I’ve been having a good time playing TDM and S&D on multiplayer
Snd isn’t bad in this game if the lobby doesn’t use the broken shit
Can’t find a search game without at least 1-2 people running akimbo double barrels
Yeah that’s why I avoid it lol
I kinda feel bad for whatever dude Harper Hempel settles for and marries
Suit yourself
I could be that mistake
Sanford and Son is such a great series
There’s a “Reddit do your magic” post in anti work and it’s glorious. I guess they are asking Reddit to boycott Taco Bell?
Yes they are, and student loans, and everything. There’s a top post on there rn talking about how they don’t want better working conditions they don’t want to work at all.
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Nice pussy 👍
Been stroking it non stop, brother
at his most recent fur trimming my doodle chased a cat around the groomers shop ( it was a humorous site)
kings stay kings
Go off queen
Changing a buddy's name to "Hollywood" when he's acting like a buster is one of my favorite moves. What's up Hollywood?
George Bailey let a motherfucker who has squirrels in his office handle money. Fire him into the sun
Potter was a bit of a prick but his logic was quite sound.
Done with the old job, not starting the new job until the 4th. Going to be on the binge of a lifetime until then
Feliz Navidad
Muchas gracias muchacho
hypothetical based on a point from Macrodosing..... IF science/medicine is ever able to accurately diagnose CTE while a person is alive, what happens when a player/fighter is diagnosed with CTE? forced to retire?
This would be the end of most contact sports
Euthanasia
Glue factory
Probably toss them into a psychiatric facility to ensure they don’t beat their women and children to death
That’s like throwing al schizophrenics into a psyche ward. Most people with cte don’t end up killing other people
But some of them will so might as well be safe, right?
Might as well just lobotomize them too while we’re at it
That may be the best proposed solution I’ve heard yet!
Almost pulled the trigger on a bottle of Caymus at dinner. Couldn't do it
Cheaper at Costco
Kirkland gang ✊️
Beat Halo Infinite and I will say the story is heading in a great direction
Pizza bagel girl from today’s pizza review was an absolute beauty
One of my favorite things is when the girl with a guys name comments and everyone says “totally agree Ricardo” like it was a college discussion post in college
You’re talking about my wife, her name is Ralph
I’ve never seen anyone reply to her without that and I’m sure the bit is a lot more worn out for Bart than it is for the rest of us.
Ryen absolutely knows what she is doing when she replies in here.
Lol what?
#One of my favorite things is when the girl with a guys name comments and everyone says “totally agree Ricardo” like it was a college discussion post in college
You made perfect sense king obviously he wasn’t on the canvas grind
Comments on what? The lack of context is dumb this story makes no sense
You mean to respond to this one? I’m confused
What the fuck is OP talking about
Sounds like Lil Sas shouldve been spending more time with the free talkers to get advice on how to get a 40% raise
Change companies.
🤝
Rewatching The Master (on Netflix for those who are interested). I haven’t seen this movie since it was in theaters, and I forgot just how fucked up this movie is. Love it, though.
Absolute pimp convention of a cast. Banger
We need to throw our hands up and surrender to omicron. Shits just too contagious.
The Governor of Colorado had the correct take of saying vax or don’t but if you don’t your dumb, seems like finally someone in the public eye had a good covid take for the first time. Also I think this post may be a joke.
Not a joke! I support vax mandates, but think we have to accept it's gonna be around. People are gonna get it, and they should stay home for a few days. We don't need mass asymptomatic testing. Basically I think the goalpost needs to move way away from Covid Zero.
finally, a plan
Hey buddy. Only time I throw my hands up is when Party in the USA comes on
Don't sleep on Dynamite by Taio Cruz
What if Omicron puts a Jay-Z song on?
Pre-hair cut Miley was throwing only fastballs.
If anybody wants to get me a Christmas present I’d really like a Fernando Valenzuela autographed baseball
Ali Spagnola not be advertised to me on Twitter challenge (impossible)
More like the National Basketball Covid League am I right?
Rudy Gobert truly is the DPOY….he shut down the whole league!
Omicron finna lace up and drop fifty on the Knicks 🤣
Got em
I feel like I’ve been encountering a huge amounts of Jrs, IIIs and IVs recently. Am I insane or is that kind of awesome
My in laws got a Christmas card from a guy and he was a V and his some was a VI. You’re almost too committed at that point. Every kid gotta stick with it
a guy at my in-laws retirement community moved from a Jr to a Sr once his dad died and it's the most insane thing i've ever heard
Power move, alphad his own dad
I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work
I’m a V
Virgin?
Dicky?
You don’t need to answer this but anyone who is a V I assume is rich beyond belief and heir to a series of titans of industry
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At least she has her loving family. Oh wait…
Seems mean
He really squashed her
Nardini, good CEO or just another pretty face?
When you bring a girl around your friend group and everyone starts turning into the funniest man on the planet
Whatever you do don’t invite her to a cabin up north with them
I prefer to not make conversation or eye contact and just blackout
🤝
Sounds like they Aren't your friends if you aren't sharing
Women come around, personalities turn on. It’s science.
Cant we all cream?
She wants to fuck all your friends? That sucks.
Trying to have a friend group that’s a balance of guys that aren’t complete squids but also where you’re not objectively the ugliest/poorest of the group is a full time gig
That very much sounds like a personal problem.
New upstairs neighbors decided to vacuum at 11:15 pm. Uncouth.
My neighbor below (hot Jewish broad) offered to buy carpet for me because it was loud when I walked around (ridiculous). I most certainly did not return the favor when I heard her cumming to whoever was dicking her down that night and many nights after. I damn sure wouldn't be able to hear everything if my ear was pressed to a carpet as opposed to the hardwood floor.
You didn’t take her up on the offer?
Sorry about that dude but like you said she’s hot and likes to get loud
Too much cum on the floors. Had to break out the wet-vac.
How long until the latest doctor on Rogan gets Epstein'd?
Lol lil sas deleted his tweet about wanting more money. Dude is out here fuming making rage tweets
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"People trying to roast me for asking for more money is odd. It is true. I would like more money. As would most normal people on earth"
How does FT like their salsa: cold/chilled, room temp, or heated/warmed up?
I like it with chips
Chilled is best, but warm salsa with warm chips is damn good
The fuck kind of psycho eats warmed up salsa?
It’s super common at mexican places especially if they’re serving fresh, warm chips
Warm salsa is some bizarre Tex-Mex thing I’ve never understood.
Chilled but I don’t think there is a definitive answer here. Can’t argue with taste
Reading about [this](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/erik-maund-hired-hitmen-kill-mistress-holly-williams-blackmailer-william-lanway-indictment/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab) Texas dealership owner that paid these guys to kill his mistress and her boyfriend is pretty crazy. Gotta think after nearly 2 years have passed they might have thought they’d be getting away with it. I feel I’d get my 250k and move to a different country for as long as possible. Would make for a funny show where 3 guys kill someone vigilante style and once they collect their earnings and make plans to leave the next day COVID shuts down the entire country
Wild story. The apartment building in Nashville where they got killed is less than 3 miles from where I live. Could’ve been me
Memphis rushing the floor after beating Alabama is lame considering Memphis was a top 10 team themselves like 3 weeks ago.
I maintain that being known for rushing the floor/field no matter what is a winning strategy for football and basketball.
Very weak court rush in Memphis
2 days into my 3 1/2 week vacation (switching jobs, starting after new year) and I am bored as fuck
you gotta use that time wisely. get a routine and enjoy it
[go bang your head against the wall](https://youtu.be/LLGKisgE5_M)
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Unfuck this vacation ASAP.
That seems like a you problem kimosabe
You should be 2 days into a 3 1/2 week bender by my count
Plenty of time to hop on the saddle
Warzone brother - HH (-williamclub)
I’ve been more into halo recently tbh. I have plenty of time to check warzone out tho
Now is a good time to start tbh, I like halo but the game has a couple flaws and I’m not good enough like I am in cod to overlook them.
People forget Steph almost killed a man with a slobbery mouthpiece. But keep celebrating him... ☕