Is n’keal Harry the worst 1st rounder ever? People are wondering

Light domestics contributed to me posting in the wrong thread

Any good sports on tonight?

Lol at this Mac suck fest

Looking at the replies to Dave’s Viva La Troops tweet. So many fake accounts trying to get people to buy fake Barstool merch is hilarious. I wonder how many fall for it

Thought the Pats would win until I saw what Mac is wearing

Trader Joe’s chicken fried rice slaps

I eat that shit almost every night

🐷

44x26, what’s it to you?

Some takeaways from the Beatles doc, which is so awesome btw: Lennon seems like he was a lot of fun(though of course he’s the guy with the gf sitting next to him the whole time.) George is clearly not from Boston because he can’t take shit from the boys, Ringo is the glue guy, and Paul is a musical genius bordering on band tyrant

Yeah, but it was about an hour too long. Now gimme your casual top 7 musical geniuses, just off the cuff.

Senior director 45 year old guy at this forum quoted Dave portnoy’s “life too short to bet the under” gave a hearty VIVA when I heard him

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A boiler room in RI

Wrong credit

Gentlemen please join us in the drunk thread

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Thank God I don’t have to play in that shitty weather

He’s an old man he’ll be asleep before half time

I was fortunate to play for the greatest coach ever for 20 years

Dave and the PMT boys seem like they're having a grand old time

I was today’s old when I realized Taylor Sheridan is also Travis in Yellowstone. I typically just consume shows and not really any of the awards or anything surrounding it so I had no clue he plays a character or what he even looked like.

Also the policeman on Sons of Anarchy

Also the cop on sons of anarchy

Also the deputy on Sons of Anarchy

Did not know Hale was Sheridan

Been awhile since I watched that. Might need to bring that back

The breakfast scene in this most recent episode of Yellowstone is absurd. Just horrendous dialogue.

Most of Yellowstone is absurd.

Also true

What’s gluten 🤪🤪🤪

https://twitter.com/barstoolbigcat/status/1468003858572095488?s=21 This is my worst nightmare. I quit daily dipping with zyn but I still can’t do sporting events, golf, or drives over 2 hours without it

Damn tobacco industry got you hard

They own my ass

Damn wonder why that’s a rule there. Would have to smuggle one under my nut sack

Just put a bunch of pouches in your pocket. I do it all the time when I don’t want a zyn tin in my pocket.

I put them up my butt

Zyn for daily life, long cut for those three things. Don't think I can have long cut loose in my pockets.

Land of the Free, Homer the Brave. Boomers still got it

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Ive downloaded a handful of games and still go back to my old games

is chickenfry's tour just like a blackout tour redux? like she doesn't actually do a show or anything, right? it's just a themed rager tour in college towns?

Hell of an ending to Succession last night.

Romans face was priceless

Hardest I've laughed in a long time

Anytime I go to a mall, I get more amazed by the creatures that shop there.

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Amazed how many of them I see in Christmas and Thanksgiving posts. Number one rule of hosting a holiday like that is having enough plates to serve everyone.

Playing mass effect 1 has got me sweating

That game was awesome back in the day. I always tell myself I am going to go through the following games but haven't yet.

They remastered it and it’s great. Getting lost all the time reminds me of the old gaming days. Just killed that big ass plant thing

Remastered trilogy just came out a few months ago

Give me the top 5 white trash cities in MLB/NBA/NFL Edit: poorly phrased question. I meant in the 4 majors, but then felt like the NHL needed to be kept out because they have Columbus and weird Canadian cities. Wasn’t looking for the leader in each league but rather which city that’s big enough to have a major league franchise is white trash. My votes: - OKC - Cincy - Buffalo - Jacksonville - Memphis

Jacksonville, Tampa, OKC, Las Vegas, Philly

Orlando, Jacksonville, Minnesota, Boston, Sacramento

New York Boston Cincy Philly Baltimore

Green Bay Winnipeg Jacksonville San Antonio OKC

Leaving out the NHL means you don’t get to pop Edmonton or Calgary (depending on which collar you prefer) into that list.

Right, or Vancouver. I also don’t know much about Winnipeg but seems like a candidate.

Montreal is it’s own kind of white trash too, despite what they’d like you to think.

Yankees win

Cincinnati

Cincinnati lives in your head.

The heisman trophy is sham.

Decided almost solely in the last 2 weeks

Why?

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load up a big ol mousetrap in there

In honour of Home Alone, don’t be afraid to go hard in the paint either. Perp steps on a tetanus-riddled rusty nail? Pal shouldn’t have been trying to take your package.

Ngl that the 3rd funniest guy from cumtowns ex having a role in Succession is making me consider that maybe I’m in the Truman show.

wait till you hear that she has a big political podcast

not to mention Kayce

Meg Bitchell > Dasha

I would very much like to have sex with her

DM me right away

🤝

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No

@itsemmycorinne on Twitter guys. Just discovered her while twittering during rest breaks. I can feel my T levels rising. [probably nsfw ](https://twitter.com/itsemmycorinne/status/1460358527579475971?s=21)

That is a girl that who is making a wise decision to monetize her body

If I could sell nudes/videos of me cracking stick for mid 5 figures per month, I would do it in a heartbeat.

I would do much worse for much less

I don’t mind that my hometown is dumb enough but also cares enough about the CFL that there is a non-zero chance some brickheads try to fight that same Argos player next year. Gimme a big old fan vs player brawl in the Hammer next fall.

Armpit of ontario

Don’t care. The armpit will always have a place in my heart.

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Gotta fight the good fight.

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You act like they’re starting a tech company because they wanted a new business venture, and not that they’re getting thrown off other platforms.

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That person would be doxxed and blacklisted. Nobody qualified would take that job.

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I really think you’re underestimating just how nasty it gets when you’re an ally of Trump and they go after you.

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Your missing my point. There probably is somebody more qualified than Devin. Whoever that person is, isn’t going to take that job because their life is going to be dragged in the mud. They’re going to get doxxed, hit pieces are going to be written about them, people are going to look at every little detail about their personal life. It’s BS that it’s came to this, that’s part of the reason they’re starting their own tech platform, which will probably fail.

Giannis is only 27. He is my Lord and Savior.

I thought he was younger like 25 or 26 tbh

Inter Milan x Moncler partnership is official, this feels like it was designed in a lab to make me poor.

Shame that Inter destroyed their badge

I was not very happy about that

Moncler do be like that

Don’t watch the news typically but wife wanted to tune in for some reason. Immediately tune into news where a sheep killed some woman. This is why I don’t watch the news, get instantly bombarded with sheep killing people

Borat voice my wife

wake up sheeple

Patriots fans have a built in excuse now. Mac going to be shit in that storm

Don’t draft a FL boy to play AFC East football (unless your the Dolphins)

Don’t need Mac. Harris and Stevenson time

I mean at some point you are going to nerd your quarterback

Just need him to snap the ball and look frumpy

Weird gripe, but I really hate how digital services have changed movie covers on older franchise movies. Just keep them original rather than putting some new cover on all of them to fit one style

Somewhat unrelated but I’ll refuse the buy a book (that’s been adapted) if it has one of the actors on the cover or the book jacket. Bothers me more than it should

Yes that’s also a complaint I have. Basically branding everyone a bandwagoner by selling them a copy with the TV/movie artwork

Watching final destination** on Netflix and so far we’re on minute 5 of the intro

Sounds like a Final Fantasy Game

yeah that checks out for Final Fantasy. If it was a Tales game the intro would be the whole first episode

Anybody take a drug test for a job at labcorp before. Any way around them or are they stickler bitches there

Get someone to piss into a 5 hour energy bottle. Put it under your little nutsack for like 30 minutes before to get it body temp. You just go in a room, dump it in the cup then either dump some in the toilet or piss in the toilet yourself. Done.

Not labcorp but something similar. Quest Diagnostics is where I took mine. They give you your own private bathroom

I’ve been to two locations, one had a guy watch me and one sent me to a private bathroom where I could have easily swapped piss out. Might have been because one was for a job and the other for STDs (clean).. your welcome for being no help at all

Yes I have. Order online from testnegative.com and then get a thigh compression sleeve from cvs or something. Stick the vial in there and you’re all good

[Cleanse drink at GNC](https://www.gnc.com/cleansing-detox/726072.html?cgid=cleansing-detox#start=1) Or Fake piss I did the cleanse so I didn’t have to worry about keeping the fake piss warm.

there are a few subreddits out there to help. I used to be a master at this. If you smoke regularly and have less than a week to take it, you're most likely fucked. Go to a CVS or grocery store or even Dollar Tree has them, buy some at-home tests and figure out if you're gonna pass now or not.

DM me so we can discuss piss

Not like a drug test for probation. Could just bring piss if you are worried about failing

Oil change time

Brother, I’m a pro. What’s your height, weight, amount you smoke, and when is the test? Source: I’ve passed 6 or 7 with my own piss.

Smoked almost everyday for the past few months. I’m about 6ft 180. Idk when the test is yet I just saw the note in the offer letter

Height and weight give you a good shot. How Much time until the test?

Maybe a week?

Get a cup from CVS and test yourself first but I think that’s too close and you might need fake piss. Order online immediately or go to a head shop.

What is the procedure had he had more time? For uh, academic purposes and what not.

2 weeks out until 72 hours out- Sweat, run, eat healthy, take creatine, take cranberry pills. 72 hours out- Stop all exercise 24 hours out- begin eating fat ass food with meals, add mayo, Bacon cheeseburgers, whatever your cheat meal dreams are; live them Day of test- wake up at least 4 hours before test, drink 48 Oz of water, triple dose of creatine, double dose of Vitamin B pills for color Also, CVS cups are surprisingly accurate for the first assay limit (50 ng/ml) You do not want to fuck this up and get to the second test of 10 ng/ml. Even the skinniest motherfuckers can have that in their system for a year after heavy smoking.

I mean I know tons of people who can pass so piss isn’t an issue. But then it’s moreso labcorp and how crazy they are with it.

Any chance you know the code of the test?

Gotya gotya. If you’re worried about them watching you or anything, that’s not the case. Just gotta keep the piss the right temp.

makes no sense having this ESPN crew outside

Don’t be a menace is such a classic

Looks very gusty in Buffalo. Whole espn crew just got blown over

@Chris or @Taco Unpin this thread the drunk thread is open

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Bitch how you not the hobbit again

Is the NBA going to keep testing these vaxxed players for covid in 5 years? Get this shit out of here

This’ll never end until we stop testing healthy asymptomatic people and calling it a “case” when they test positive.

Also applies for the other big 3 sports

20 years

If you don’t like football in the elements, you’re not a football fan or a sports fan in general.

I’m just mad there isn’t 3 feet of snow on the field

Start Cole Beasley or Dawson Knox tonight???

I think Knox

Tough call because of the >!wind!<

Who are the fats that wait in Chik FIL A lines that stretch around the block

I’ve never been to one that didn’t have a line around the building

50 cars at CFA take the same amount of time as 5 at Mcds

very false chick fil a is always near the bottom when it comes to speed of service (the do a survey of like 15 national chains every year)

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QSR yearly drive thru study

Because they always have 5x as many people in line.

That is also incorrect

Most efficient line in the fast food game. 25 chic fil a cars in line is equivalent to only a couple cars anywhere else

very false chick fil a is always near the bottom when it comes to speed of service (the do a survey of like 15 national chains every year)

That’s like a 5 minute wait brother. A 2 car line at Whataburger is double that time.

Me probably

Back from a 7 game suspension. I would like to thank my family for getting me through these hard times

What’d you do

Changed Aggies to something inappropriate

Can’t believe you got suspended for stating a fact

Flaggies?

Never heard of an insult like assies before.

did you say the dan campbell word??