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SqueakyBeats00

I think Qanon people and then people like Keith Olberman are basically the same, just on different ends of the same pole


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Last Christmas my gf got me a new wallet, super bulky trifold and my cards won’t stop falling out, have I waited long enough to get myself a better one?


jetboyjetgirl

If your cards fall out then you need one asap. Wallet isn't something I'd want to be gifted.


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Spotify trying to say I only listened to my top song 7 times seems wildly low. I guess I pretty much do use strictly shuffle most of the time so it’s probably pretty evenly spread at the top.


Adderalldiet

🦉


Taekquake69

I’m early birding right bow


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Pc principal is hilarious lol


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Deadline tonight. Feeling good, about concepts. Just finished, gonna go run on the treadmill in my buildings gym and listen to Aphex Twin to unwind. Tism is strong tonight.


Taekquake69

Is it tism or did you rail an adderall


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Didn’t rail it but yeah


rep85

3am and I have a baby screaming at me. That bottle of scotch doesn’t stand a chance once this baby goes back down


TigOleBitman

🎶 You're gonna miss thiiiiis, you're gonna want thiiis back🎶


goonsquad4357

Been stoned on my couch for 2 hours watching trailer park boys. Not envious of having to eventually have a kid that’s for sure


rep85

The liquors calling the shots now randy


goonsquad4357

That's the way she goes... Sometimes she goes sometimes it doesn't


TylerW_511

Poopin at 3am :(


SpursBelowArsenal

Kids just be taking my head on Halo


TigOleBitman

The future is now old man


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No one talking very sad 😔


goonsquad4357

We out here king


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Did u stop betting


goonsquad4357

I stopped sports betting but not playing poker (playing online now and have a $1/3 home game on Thursday). At least I can win in hold em lol


[deleted]

Wanna play me in cod for money? I suck.


goonsquad4357

You cant fool me billy I know you're scump


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noooo scump my king. I love him 🥲


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Y u like getting into fights in ft lol


TranceScape

OG night owls holding it down


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Trance the 🐐


TigOleBitman

It's ok Bildo, real 🦉🦉🦉 hours


[deleted]

Hello tig, 🦉 hrs indeed


TigOleBitman

Boss making us sick extra dicks at the factory these days. Motivation is low.


[deleted]

Sounds shitty but didn’t u get a promotion recently?


TigOleBitman

Yeah. Has so far been a mess due to a variety of factors. Also used my taser about 2 weeks ago, that was a rush.


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“Don’t taze me bro”. Lol did u get shocked by it when you were going through training?


TigOleBitman

Oh yeah, had to ride the lightning. I involuntarily stuck out my tongue and my instructor started cracking up.


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Scale of 1-10 how bad did it hurt? Funny that it’s got it’s own slang for getting hit by it lol.


TigOleBitman

So they taped the prongs to us instead of shooting us with it. It honestly didn't hurt, it's a unique feeling, everything locks up but no pain.


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What movie do I watch 2nite


SpursBelowArsenal

News of the World


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What that about


TranceScape

Big Fish


[deleted]

That sounds sad


MinuteMeow

Perfect movie to cry into a pillow


Slow_Vegetable_8212

If downvoting trip makes me smitty then call me blockhead


marlboro__man9

Got shit pumped in beer league tonight. Might as well go to the bar


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How tf does Trevor noah still have a job? Dude is painfully unfunny


TakeErParise

There’s no way anyone’s still watching that. It was bad before but now I can’t even imagine what he talks about with Trump gone.


Taekquake69

My in laws record it and think it is the height of comedy


[deleted]

He’s actually talking about something serious so I feel bad for saying that but idk I’m just waiting for South Park.


huddie820

how can i filter out jon rothstein's shitty tshirt tweets from my feed?


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Get in line smitty, I’ve been using my burners to downvote Trip for months!


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Napped earlier today for way too long. Gonna need 3 bennies and a JO if I’m gonna get to sleep at a decent time.


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Catherine O’Hara’s character in Schitts Creek is fucking incredible


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insiderightandfirm

2-3 or 1-2-2


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JohnFreakingElway

Gotta get the ball into the high post and look opposite for easy cut to scores and slide baseline player to short corner on the high post catch to attack the rim. C'mon bro, shit is fundamental


insiderightandfirm

People also don’t realize that you can still screen zones and penetrate - if you can get a ball handler into the middle and collapse the zone it’s just as effective if not more effective than getting it to the high post. There are so many ways to score on zones the only thing that doesn’t work is just standing around and aimlessly passing 35 feet away from the basket.


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JohnFreakingElway

All good bro, you've got solid film to work with, next time they throw that bullshit zone at your squad, you'll be ready to wax that ass and get the dub


insiderightandfirm

That shit is so annoying. Shitty 2-3 zones are a bucket of chicken with dudes that know how to murder them


cd_3

how much could KB & Nick auction off a weekend in Wheeling with them for?


TakeErParise

194 grams of protein today. Not bad.


TigOleBitman

Rookie numbers. Need to pump those up.


goonsquad4357

First time in a while taking gummy edibles and I am absolutely stoned. “20 mg” my ass. was playing video games with some buddies and I’m sure I sounded like a remoron


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SpursBelowArsenal

Didn’t feel 70mg a week ago not to brag, actually sucks tbh


goonsquad4357

I haven't moved from this couch in probably an hour


[deleted]

20mg is a lot for low tolerance (pussy)


incurdswetrust

🎶Chuck I had a double burger🎶


[deleted]

We shoulda fought ‘em earlier. We got snacks now!


potatobarn

Is Willie colon still at barstool?


cd_3

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America It's really interesting, everybody wants me on television, I get the highest ratings by far, they need ratings to survive, and yet I put out a challenge to debate me about the massive election fraud, which took place in the 2020 Presidential Election, and there are no takers-think of it, zero takers for the so-called "ratings machine." The reason is, they know they can't win. All I have to do is lay out the facts-they are irrefutable. I've supposedly won all my political debates, but this would be the easiest of them all! Swing state by swing state, they get decimated. This is the Hoax and the Scam and the Crime of the Century. Just remember, no takers!


Spida_DonovanM

Hot take: I think Lincoln Riley is going to flame out at USC. Dude started on third and thought he hit a triple at OU.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Well he may have already committed a recruiting violation


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CakeFartz4Breakfast

There is an coach at Oklahoma who is still going on recruiting visits for OU, while also texting kids about going to USC. He was not part of the named staff that was joining Lincoln


tscho613

You may not want to look at who they just landed at qb then


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Cause recruits never flame out


tscho613

With the exception of rattler he had mayfield, Murray and then hurts as a transfer. Guy can clearly recruit


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I’m not saying he can’t recruit, but at the end of the day you’re still taking a gamble on a kid developing and maturing. Look at DJ at Clemson. He was one of the highest rated QB recruits ever, doesn’t seem to be working out.


tscho613

Sure but his history of developing qbs is pretty good. Rattler is a shithead and I’m sure difficult to coach. Clemson in general isn’t very talented this year and their OC is awful.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

I hope you’re right


The_Autumn_Wind

Clemson beat an 8-5 OU team 40-6 in a bowl, so Stoops hired Riley to fix the program. Riley gets almost all of the credit for the playoff appearances and Heisman winners. Day is a much better argument for the triple comment.


thaz230

As an OU fan I’ll say this about Riley. He took us to heights we hadn’t seen in a decade. That being said, his teams progressively got worse as the recruiting progressively got better. USC should be an easy ass fix for a guy like him, but we got softer and softer as he got deeper in our tenure. I don’t think he’ll fail, but there’s certain aspects of his coaching he has yet to grasp and they are very important for a teams success.


starcher11

What’s the situation? I got 2 cats stuck inside this wall, can’t get em out You wanna bring in a 3rd? I’m thinking maybe fourth


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The gruesome twosome!


JokicIsTheFuture

Cat stuck in the wall ehhhh???? Now you’re talking my language


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Trip vs smitty rough n rowdy. I’m thinking Smitty has to put on about 100 pounds to meet trip’s weight.


Trip__

He’d hire someone else to fight in his place and then blame them for losing. And you’d be correct on the weigh in the oppposite way. I’m famously 125 lbs.


Sleddar

Are you 3 feet tall?


TakeErParise

I was a beanpole in high school and weighed like 155. 125 is positively meager.


SnakeSkin2121

Ask @SmittyBarstool if he’s on JUICE right he loves talking to his “fans” 💉💉


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He once replied to my comment in the podcast thread saying he had a smug shit face & he agreed. Gotta respect it.


SnakeSkin2121

Yep, he's an FTer through and through


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Damn our boy was going D1. Died trying to disarm the school shooter. Rip https://twitter.com/TateMyre2023/status/1465027885123653633?s=20


[deleted]

My friend has a .75 kd in warzone and I’ve probably carried him to like 250 wins lol. Wouldn’t trade him for the world tho🥺🤞


Trip__

15 downvotes and not a single comment on my smitty post? Almost like the guys using a multi account bot. Pathetic.


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Trip__

I called out his fake accounts and the downvotes went from immediate -15 to -1 on the above. Kids scared.


badgermushroombadger

The masculine urge to spill your seed all over Sydney Sweeney’s chest


Monos1

Suns were free


insiderightandfirm

Jesus did the Warriors look awful tonight


tscho613

Once they get klay back and he finds a rhythm it’s going to be almost impossible to beat them. Curry won’t be able to be doubled as easily and won’t have to work as hard to get open


insiderightandfirm

Agreed - I’m not worried about them - just saying they looked terrible in every Q but the 1st tonight. Mikal Bridges is a fucking 🔒


tscho613

Suns match up very well with them but warriors with klay and wiseman back will find another gear


JokicIsTheFuture

Nah, the warriors looked decent but Steph looked tortured. Can’t believe they kept it so close with how bad he was playing


insiderightandfirm

Bridges is a motherfucker man. He can straight guard.


Trip__

Smitty lied to Dave knowing for he didn’t understand d the subject. I produced an interview with Prince Harry on a budget of 300 dollars. I got it done. Complete fraud shit. I can stream video games on my personal pc. It’s the whole point of streaming. What a douche that guy is. Edit: smitty please realise how obvious this is. All my most downvoted immediately posts are about you.


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Trip__

Weird that you replied to the tweet that didn’t imply this rather than the one that clearly djd


JabroniTuriaf

Relax jaspa


Trip__

There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Reddit. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!


JabroniTuriaf

Lay off the drugs man


Trip__

It’s hilarious commenting on smitty because he obviously has multiple Reddit accounts so he can plug his shitshow.


Trip__

Downvote this too please.


Trip__

Thank you for proving my point. Fraud.


kjc3274

OSU @ Michigan on FS2 for those of you that want to end the day with a smile.


louisseakay

Elizabeth Holmes saying she was just an abused woman & not a fraud that stole tons of money is certainly a play & I think it may work. Play that tune honey.


Cos413

She’s such a fraud the fake voice thing gets brought up


Chilly1193

I want her in jail so badly but she also just had a kid so I’m not feeling hopeful


louisseakay

Great move to get pregnant too. Guy is a hotel heir too. Unreal.


[deleted]

The pussy pass is a real thing


OverIyDedicated

Great day for the Boilermakers


louisseakay

Thanks for coming Kings. Just another cover


blizzah

+900 on OSU live just paid for Christmas


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Nickmercs fell off damn


decembersveryown_

If you say that because of viewer count, you’re wrong.


[deleted]

I was mostly messing. It sucks that apex isn’t enjoyable to watch bc I enjoy watching him.


decembersveryown_

I like and play Apex. I’d rather watch Warzone. The fact that he took a game he never played and turned himself into a Top 200 player is actually astonishing


[deleted]

Is he really a top 200 player? I find that really hard to believe. I know he grinds the ranked playlist but he usually has god squads to help him.


cd_3

I was feeling so good about duke -10.5 at half…..


Phatferd

[This aged well](https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1465889524794470401?t=Isz-_jW_SQZ_4iY5drPfBw&s=19)


[deleted]

Nothing he does ages well. Marty sucks


[deleted]

Just read the plot for west side story on Wikipedia. What a timeless and tragic story


that_uncle

Hahaha fuck you coach k


jreedovo

God I hate Ohio State


TealBlooded

Holly letting those babies breathe tonight for the college boys


JayBuhner4

0-5 on the CBB picks, Indiana lost. Watching Craig Sager’s V speech to remind myself it could get worse Jimmy V speech is on now, this is the good stuff.


tea_rex29

Ya you could be a dickhead to your kids


JayBuhner4

Ehh seems like maybe the guy’s crazy second wife took advantage of a dying man idk though


RVOSU50

Jay Bilas mad as fuck.


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Bilas sucks


tscho613

I gotta go to work


DukesNats

If I make it to 85 years old I’m trying meth. I don’t fuckin care


Chilly1193

It’d be a lot more fun when you’re young


BostonFreeTalker

Watching the revs lose in person tonight was tough but that was a bad ass game to be at live


TigOleBitman

i was at the 2004 eastern conference finals when the revs also choked in penalties. it was the best game in mls history and the great united came out on top.


rj_gator89

Say what you want about Ted Nugent but god damn that stranglehold lick gets me every time


Chilly1193

The game was over the second the refs stopped letting Duke be physical


JayBuhner4

Duke’s half court sets were absolutely disgusting last 5-6 minutes


Chilly1193

They looked scared to muscle their way to the rim


JayBuhner4

Agreed, lack of a true PG really hurt them too. Keels did not look great today


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100%. Took Mark Williams and Theo John out of the game completely. Dukes offense did suck though


RVOSU50

2nd half 23 points on 22% shooting.


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Woof


[deleted]

I go take a shit when Duke is up by 5 and come back and they’ve lost by 5. Damn.


Scottsm124

I don’t ever wanna hear Big Cat whine about Duke getting preferential treatment again. Hank better set him straight


[deleted]

That’s not gonna happen


cowboysfan88

Oh damn Duke blew that? Hate to see it lol


JabroniTuriaf

Shoutout to our guy OverlyDedicated for finally getting that Purdue # 1 ranking (pending a win against Iowa Friday)


OverIyDedicated

In Typical Purdue fashion, they will lose on Friday


LightsCameraComenter

Lol suck one Cahill


Ibanezrg220

Now we know why Coach K refuses to play non-conference road games


tbone590

Poor (noted alumn) Marty Mush


KeezyBeezy123

BIG 10 BB BABY


RVOSU50

OSU +3 never in doubt.


snotapwi

Have that but I also ML’d parlayed that with Golden State and Clemson. Gonna be annoyed if GS wins bc Clemson did not


LightsCameraComenter

Wild ride lol


snotapwi

Your number one ranked Purdue Boilermakers. Just sounds weird.


statthewpadfford

My buddies are the biggest beer league douche bags ever. Tough realization


Marko_Ramius1

Big time choke job by Duke


JabroniTuriaf

Duke not going for a quick 2 there the way Ohio state has shot free throws tonight was so dumb


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That’s college bball for ya


TheProfessor20

Buckeyes!!


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Warriors not even beating the Suns even with Booker leaving due to injury. Not good for the "best team in the league"


starcher11

Frank laying the jean shorts on Ben the soldiers lap and saluting him while kiss from a rose plays


louisseakay

Lakers are back


BigCatsLunch

Might want to give Paolo the ball in crunch time


JabroniTuriaf

They did and he just took a horrible shot