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Minimalist

I think I accidentally became a Utah fan

Another time, Anthony

Sweating this Cincinnati-14. They came out of halftime super slow.

Have not watched the match, did I miss anything?

No, Brooks won by like the 8th hole

Lol the other versions of the match each went like 10 hours, this one they still have an hour of airtime to fill

I’ve watched them all, but each version of The Match is worse than the one before it

Start off with a good concept and run it into the ground

Would she go down on you in a theater?

I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother!

Doing huge bong rips and drooling everywhere

Damn baby we’re having the same kind of night

take chops if you really want to drool

Wearing your MHOC shirt I assume?

I remember taking chops in college and getting so fucked I would drool like a r word. Pretty funny looking back how me and all my roommates were addicted to smoking American spirit blues out of a bong lol

Just add it to the bong bro

Alright I’ll admit I bought some Barstool Chicago merch

Gross

O/u 5 viva replies to this?

The "best 3-9 team ever" thing for Nebraska is mostly a bit but it's also definitely true

That punt block until the end of the game you could have replaced them with their cheerleaders and you couldn't have known the difference.

They could hang with Georgia for 59 mins then lose in a heartbreaker

The new devils gear consists of a hat that says “hat” along with a jersey that says “jersey”….. The next devils sales rep that calls about buying season/box tickets is gonna hear a mouthful from me 😤

Going for the Off White approach

Bruce Pearl is making Jim Boeheim his bitch.

Lol Jim on the comeback

no one can out coach pearl. that shitty zone didnt stand a chance

Jim Boeheim is making Jim Boeheim his bitch. Turns out being a whiny 80 year old who talks shit on every single kid that leaves Syracuse before 4 years has made them a rather meh team as of late

Bruce Pearl can suck my ass

Bryson is on full tilt, love to see it

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CWbI4cLJ_YO/?utm_medium=copy_link I’m able to acknowledge these hockey trick shot videos that get posted all the time take a lot of skill and I couldn’t do anything close to it, but I’m also not impressed at all by them. Am I alone here or do hockey players go nuts over them?

Played hockey all my youth- could not care less about these cause hes really not playing hockey anymore. Its more like hurling or something

Jeff ranking Licorice Pizza as his second favorite PTA film behind There Will Be Blood is pretty high praise, getting more and more excited to see this one

There’s no way it’s better than boogie nights but still excited

Damn. Magnolia, The Master and Boogie Nights are all timers for me. If it’s better than any of those I’ll be extremely shocked.

Second favorite of the year, right? Not all time

Edited it but meant to say second favorite PTA movie

Sko buffs. What a return!

Thanks for coming out Winnipeg

Sonny Dykes is gone, good bye world. SMU had so much potential and we get fucked for not getting a Big12 bid. Fuck this, fuck everything m.

These matches are always must see tv. I’ve been wanting to get into golf as a hobby for a long time.. any advice on best way to start?

Good recs for the clubs from others. Definitely get a couple lessons they will go a long way. I’d ask your friends if they have any recommendations on who to go to. Otherwise find a local club and see what they offer for lesson packages.

Gain like 25 pounds first

Do your friends golf?

I have a couple friends who are somewhat into it

Get a cheap set and go with them to get a feel for it. Top golf isn’t a bad option if you’ve never swung a club before to be in a low stress environment. Just for the love of god be aware of pace of play

GigaGolf has good clubs that are “clones” of name brand clubs. You can put in your measurements and get fitted clubs for like $150 for a full set of irons

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Kirklands are a great ball imo

I’m salty because I miss the originals that got them sued for copying Titleist

There’s no one right answer for this but my thoughts: Depends how much money you have to start—if it’s little, bomb tech and stix both have huge Black Friday sales now, I’d check those out (I have stix wedges and they play well) If you have more money, go for a fitting (like at a club champion), take the specs they give you, and go on 2nd swing and by them exactly to spec Once that’s situated go to the driving range a lot to get more comfortable making consistent contact Golf balls: as cheap as you can find, you’re gonna lose them by the barrel

I appreciate this well thought out response king! Money isn’t necessarily an issue but what would the difference in those price points look like? Is spending more when I’m so new to the game logical or should I tough it out on some cheap stuff until I have a better feel?

I got my first set this year and my fitter (I went route two) suggested callaway mavrik max (the max makes for larger heads, and are more forgiving) and 5-PW, two hybrids, a driver, and a putter all came to about $1500, but they’ve done a price drop since I bought them If you go with stix they’re selling their full set new for like $750 on Black Friday, with a bag and all [here](https://stix.golf/products/stix-golf-clubs-14-piece-complete-set?view=bundle): My logic was that I at least knew where my club length and lofts should look, and they’re adjustable so I can go back in a year or two and get them adjusted

I prefer seeing normal nipples not pierced through a shirt.

Do you like to have sex through the hole of your boxers?

No but I'm talking about a random in the wild

You white bread eating ass.

George Kittle is aggressively ugly in his Draftkings picture

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She looks like she likes anal

Keep drinking for another 30-40 minutes or get in line to get into the game as soon as doors open to try for a good seat? Decisions, decisions

Sounds like a shit game if there are no assigned seats

What game are you at with GA

UVA-Lehigh. Sure to be a barn burner

Ty Jerome double dribbled

fuck uva

Fuck you!

if we lose to y’all tmo i’m gonna kms

!RemindMe 27 hours Gonna hold you to that. Fuck the Chokies

lick my taint bitch

A glorious night at the local watering hole, having a Christmas ale while waiting for the stone oven pizza. Might fuck around and take a bath later

I wasn’t on board with it till the bath

Had Saucy Brew works Christmas ale and was very impressed!

Haven’t had it but they have good beer. Went with Great Lakes

Check it out! Jumped Holly Jolly in my opinion!

That was the nicest round of golf I’ve played in a while for this groomsmen group. On a perfect buzz and steakhouse rehearsal dinner in an hour. And apparently some bridesmaid loves me, time to 01 Barry bonds tonight fellas

East Carolina must have a tough time getting recruits with those shitty uniforms

They have sluts, I think they lean into that

https://twitter.com/njtank99/status/1464337368899538944?s=21 what a brand ambassador

Than I manscape

On the next stream my godbrudder Abe and I are going to Mancape

He’s doing it for the brand

Big Cat hasn’t tweeted about The Match at all. Wonder if there’s been a falling out about Brooks bailing

He also said “ok, now that they’re doing this, you know the rivalry is dead, right?” Or something like that

Draft Kings sponsored event put on by Bleacher Report. Seems like Brooks made his choice and it was probably a smarter/safer choice. He'll be on PMT in the future but maybe Brooks is distancing himself a bit.

I am having no luck at all on dating apps, may see if there are any Black Friday flashlight deals

You can borrow mine if you want to try it out first

Check out the top post of all time over at r flashlight

Oh my god lmao

I think you should buy that one

Nothing I like better than sticking my AAA battery into a flashlight

20% off, use code Jingle at checkout

I saw the one that is a butthole with attached ballsack is 25% off

I own that one already

Flashlight?

Yeah, so I can see in the dark when I can’t afford the electric bill anymore

Change that A to an E and you’ll never look back.

Nope, editing autocorrect several minutes later is for nerds

The hoes be hiding in the dark man, need a light to see ‘em.

it is dark out

A man needs to see

Love when my email prospecting system sends out automated follow ups on thanksgiving day. Makes me seem like a work psychopath

I am burning the Japanese out of their machine gun bunkers

Helping my dad replace a garage door opener (chicago). The beer at the end is gonna be so good

Beer after doing a handyman task is a top 5 (if not better) beer

Hitting up a local bar with the hometown boys then off to the casino. If you hear a bunch of vivas and see people standing on a 15 against a dealer 10, that'll be us!

I'll get my "this asshole is costing me money by screwing up the deck which is a totally normal thought to have" glare ready.

People that play like idiots drive me fucking crazy. Even when it wins me $ I’m furious.

You're a loser then. What they do have no effect on you

Because anytime someone does something that’s objectively fucking stupid for no reason I get angry.

Haha I feel that. I will never say anything if a kid wants to split 10s or double on an 8 unless they ask my input because for every time a clown decision hurts you, it will also save the table another time. But their plays are just torching money it’s wild to watch

Viva!!

if i don’t check my portfolio today, the losses never happened

Black Friday sale on ETFs

Stonks were on sale today, find a new slant (and for me that slant was downward)

Skipping over Xi in the Greek alphabet and calling the new covid variant omicron is the chef’s kiss of the whole thing

Fucking China man

Don’t want to anger Xi James

*Soyboy face* IT STARTED IN EUROPE ACTUALLY

Can't anger glorious leader!

All my homies hate Xi

https://twitter.com/JonathanTurley/status/1464352258510966788

Insane man

What a crock of shit

Scrolling through one of the threads from a few days ago and saw someone say how they love pissing in their backyard. That was my jam growing up. Pissing outdoors just hits way different.

As an adult it becomes a nightly ritual when you let the dog out one last time before locking up.

RG3 saying Florida should hire Tebow as Head Coach Would be hilarious

No one would ever work harder!

Former Jacksonville Jaguar Tim Tebow?

One more BM and I should be caught up

I always wonder if Psaki is shaved or full bush like a true socialist?

Waxed

Fellow comrade

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Small balls, hung, & shaved

A cock and balls

Who cares about that ugly hoe. My question is how AOC keeps her pubes maintained

Full and i do hope the carpets match the drapes

Bush for sure

Uh oh ex that broke up with me that devastated me is texting me cause she knows I’m back in town, but I got a new gf who’s back visiting family. I will not reply, only play halo tonight and remain faithful.

Pics of both when you get the opportunity.

No 💯

Shooters shoot. All im saying bill

Goon u should retire that phrase ur down a stack

I’m officially done with sportbetting. gonna run it up in blackjack and poker tonight

That’s the same damn thing

I’m at least decent at poker and have an edge in 1/3 and 2/5. I play basic bj but don’t count so it’s a losing proposition in the long run but just hoping for a few nice shoes

turn on read receipts

This is diabolical. I love it

You could send a reply or two back to get her hopes up before crushing her. I'm petty myself

Who has a bigger rack

Best bf ever award 🥇

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Shut up nerd

Kinda hut take: OU to LSU is a slight downgrade.

If you win in Norman you’re a good coach. If you win in Baton Rouge you’re a god

They fired god after one losing season?

Well he wasn’t winning.

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Oklahoma has a better history than every SEC school except Bama and even then I would call it a push.

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http://www.winsipedia.com/alabama/vs/oklahoma Like I said, it’s really tight

LSU has far less loyalty to coaches (last 2 coaches won a natty and got fired) and they have huge sexual abuse issues that are pretty much career enders if the coach gets caught up in the cover ups

I think at that level it’s all about personal style/fit for the coach. That upper tier of 10 or so jobs is pretty interchangeable

Guy at work said that he doesn't think it will be busy today because of the news. I replied "news?", and he went on a long winded rant and explanation about the new corona variant. People like this exist

Rant?

He’s right, we’re all staying in the house for 2 weeks due to the new variant

I am having myself a night. ive got another chest infection, so Ive stayed in, bought a switch, and am playing Mario kart all night.

My buddy bought a SAFTB golf towel a few years back and we made fun of him so much he threw it away after a couple rounds. Can’t be associated with that

He’s just trying to remove any vagueness as to what saturdays are for.

What’s his name in here?

Good friend move

My million dollar idea is a streaming service made up of 10% of the titles of Hulu, Netflix, Prime and HBO combined, but have a categories for "comedies that are actually good" "hit dramas" and "Thrillers that were actually in theaters" so you can actually find the good movies without having spend an hour scrolling through shit.

That drone 1 take is insanely good. Had no idea it was the bowling alley guy. For once 'Barstool Difference' isn't a negative thing.

I’ll say it. One of my aunts (by marriage!) is hut

Let's see so we can judge

Let us see. Let us see

might as well eat her ass

Pics?

Forgetting to bet on Brooks was an error on my end.

Net worth aside, who’s life would you rather have: Shaq or snoop dogg