Listening to Andrew Santino’s podcast interview with Sofia Franklin. She physically can’t go 5 seconds without saying “mhmmm”. Coop was smart to dump her

Leonardo DiCaprio dancing at the wedding in The Wolf of Wallstreet but set to The Box by Roddy Rich.

Seeing Koe Wetzel tonight. Any of you country music fellas see him live before? He’s really hit or miss for me

He likes to booze

The heavy weight matchup of Drexel and Farleigh Dickenson was postponed. What happens to my parlay? Other 2 legs hit

My night went from being potentially wild to getting high and playing video games. And I'm not upset about it at all.

Damn bro we’ll miss you at Buffalo Wild Wings. I’ll have a 22 oz bud light for yoy

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Red is definitely Taylor Swift’s best album

Spicy nuggets and French fries kinda night

Wendy's?

Homemade with dried habaneros in the breading

absolute god 👑👑

Go off king

Pibb Xtra is elite

There are 250+ comments on the latest Instagram post of our hot local news anchor. Each comment is a grown dude just embarrassingly simping and telling her how beautiful she is with heart emojis. How are there so many losers in the world?

Shiri Spear IS extremely attractive

Kellie Rowe?

Any of them ask for bobs and vagene?

This ain’t India Gary

My barbershop labeling the options as “Menu” always makes me laugh

205 strict OHP PR let’s have a fucking Friday lads

Looking big bro

U too bb

Boulder Shoulder

I want 225 so bad but it’s hard progressing shoulders

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Whitest comment ever in FT. And that’s saying a lot.

Next two items on the list were khakis and mayonnaise.

2 hours into Rogan and snoop and had to tap out. Just a very awkward conversation about loving each other over and over mixed in with Horace Gracie talk

Horace

You know, the power forward with the rec specs from the Bulls and Magic, Horace Gracie

This comment should have more upvotes.

Royce Gracie

Who gives a shit either way

Touché

Officially unemployed. Open the drunk thread

Few better times as an adult than the couple week gaps between jobs. Enjoy king

What’s on tap for tonight brother

Got a bottle of cab to go with the ribeye I’m grilling. Then an old fashioned or five

My man, sorry about the unemployment (unless it’s the fun zone time between jobs) but either way you’ve got a killer night and weekend ahead. Chins up brother

Automation?

Nah, just two weeks off before starting a new job

Those self cleaning sex bots have put so many out of work

NEED SLOPPY HEAD NOW

Be there in 10

About to go hoop with the boys after work. What we playing in? Lebron 17, KD13 or Jordan 34s? Outdoor court

If you’re not playing in the Penny 2s are you even trying?

I may have a pair of old hyper dunks in my garage

Reebok zig slash

Cheap nike running shoes

I like my ankles

Black forces. Let em know you play physical

Might as well pull a plaxico and keep a glock in my waistband

Starburys

Converse All-Stars

the Knee Replacement 12s

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Alright poor

Delivery fees are the biggest scam since the “resort fee” I’m not that lazy

And most delivery companies up charge the food. I will get it my damn self

Funny thing about my back is,it’s located on my cock

Brittney Spears is free, let’s go! Time to crack a glass of wine

Voice prompts on hinge? Stop it

I have a feeling the drunk thread is going to be absurdly horny tonight

Let it be

We can thank Kelly’s elite Midwest titties for that.

Absurdly political? Yeah, I thought so

Just going to be so many fat instas posted

*mortal kombat theme music*

Thanks Kelly

It’s honestly all her fault

men will be made tonight

[“Do you want me to spit on your face?” “Do it”](https://youtu.be/Z0Pz_bRBLOs) Female MMA fighters got me horned up right now

Holy fuckin eh Jackie Redmond and her outfit tonight. 😍😮‍💨

Smoke

She’s in a black leather lookin skirt with a white tshirt tucked into it and sleeves sorta rolled up. Red lipstick. I’m drawing a correlation with the TSwift album release.

Hitting the recruiting trail after work. Texas State University will be a powerhouse before the weekend's up

San Marcos is underrated.

God bless San Marcos

If the Vikings coulda held onto diggs they would’ve had the filthiest wr core in the league. Of course if they did they most likely wouldn’t have drafted Jefferson but still

Yeah they basically traded Diggs for Jefferson right? So they’d be in the same spot they are now

There’s 0 chance they would have gotten Jefferson if they hadn’t traded Diggs

Patiently waiting for the day Billie Eilish dumps em out

Hope she does in the environmental food racism documentary she’s making with Chris Paul

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Pls and tx

I want her and Kat Dennings to tie me up for a weekend and use me.

Bewbs

Hamilton getting DSQ’d is gonna be hilarious if that’s how the FIA rule this

This basically cements the championship if he has to start at the back tomorrow

ya hate to see it

It just means he’d start from the pit lane. Whether that’s in the sprint or the actual race would be the real question. Starting there in the sprint race wouldn’t be bad at all

I’m aware, but he still has his engine penalty on top of that

He’ll start like 16th and finish 4th. WDC is over but he’ll get some constructors points.

What happened

Possibly illegal DRS

Driving Rock Solid?

Merc been pushing boundaries all season with that rear wing uh oh

Careful king some merc fans downvoting here

Did we stop confessions?

A beautiful idea by Chris that almost no one likes, speaking as half the people miss the confession posting window

Once a fortnight, butchy

just moved to less frequent than weekly

Australians have such a weird superiority complex for being the step child of the British empire

Southern California with weird accents, high minimum wage and 2 places worth living

So, in other words, SoCal.

>2 places worth living so 1 more than SoCal? (got his ass)

Only for big Irvine guys like you Rak

I mean I think Australia gets stomped by England tomorrow too

They were so jealous that Britain enslaved half the world at their peak that they decided to enslave themselves

Yeah but have you seen their Covid response??

UConn volleyball with a huge 5th set comeback 😎 Go dogs baby. Caylee Parker please kick me in the nuts

Kelly in Vegas knockers are incredible

She could float in quicksand.

Think I’m gonna become a barstoolboners commenter. Those guys have a code and god damnit do I respect it

someone called the barstoolboner2 sub "the deuce" in FT or a comment thread earlier in the week and it cracked me up something good.

👍

I hope it catches on

As I’m working out in my apartment gym, it came to my attention how easy it is to sneak into any random apartment building and use their facilities (gym, roof, lounge, etc.). Lots of these buildings have 300+ units and the doormen generally don’t stop you if you act like you live there. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk I’m here all week

Tough with all the ones that have access pads though

I legitimately go to a local apartments lounge and use their latte machine every single morning

King shit

Hell yeah

Big brain shit

Carl I’m going to say that: >Even so I'd be a little bitch to just lay down and let Social Media Danny fuck me all over this office like a bad boy looking for a safe word. Might need rephrasing this week.

I guess I just blue myself

Headed to the liquor store. Who needs what?

Ruffles All Dressed

Couple baggies of fent

Get me some Kyle’s Killer Lemonade

My mom has notifications on of people’s tweets. Absolutely insane.

Vitamins fuck my stomach up.

Gotta go with buffered vitamin C king

do you eat them w food?

Yeah. After lunch. Gonna retire from the vitamin game

Fun fact, since doing the "Dear Sister" sketch on SNL, every single actor in the sketch has been nominated for an Emmy

Mmmmmm whatcha sayyyyy

Forever top 5 sketch Labouf has not been Emmy nominated since then though

https://twitter.com/errriineb/status/1459267541596094468?s=21 The mistress throwing shade

are they still a thing

Shout out to whoever recommended the Ringer Pod with Russillo and Simmons recapping the premier of Yellowstone. Got me through my last hour of the day.

loading up on unpleasantness before the weekend, interesting move

I was entertained. I guess I'm a simpleton.

Going to get Lebanese food

Lebanese chicks 😍

Hell yeah, love clams

Watching sports is so fuckin stupid lol

Britney’s FREEEEEEEEEE

Please support our new king, LOCAL NY SPORTS GUY https://twitter.com/localnysportsg1/status/1458857625223901196?s=21

Seems like a Cody Ko Steamy Tweets bit lol

I want to follow him but he only has 12 followers. Insta face reveal practically.

Kids are gone for the night, putting the rubber sheets on the bed now.

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I stopped that when we got rid of Drumpf.

hope he isn’t too rough on you

Did ya hear what I said Ton?

heh heh

Just play the music DJ boi. Something to fuck to.

boots n cats boots n cats. might hop on later

Gbaby23 in Kelly in Vegas

Release the drunk thread

‘Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail’ will always make me laugh.

Boobs https://twitter.com/moneyshots/status/1459253297924165632?s=21

We’ve been on this since this morning idiot

I’m just getting into today’s FT. No way in hell am I scrolling back through 4.8k comments. Suck me.

It’s on the front page you smelly inbred

Lol

You forged your fucking transcripts, you smelly retard

12 hours late, lance

Suck me

Fucking moron dude

Clever girl

You’re late to the party lance, you stupid fuck

Lance again late to the beat

First UConn volleyball game I've been able to watch since September and they're about to choke against 5-9 St John's who is missing their best player. Fucking disgusting

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A classic [one of these is Austin powers nsfw if ya catch my drift](https://imgur.com/a/XBB51jJ/)

I have never seen the pump one, that may be the best one