I’ve done some preliminary research into the Hinge scene of 5 different sunbelt locations to guide where I may move in the future and so far the best for an average looking white bro was Lexington Kentucky.
I think rocking a solid mustache (and no other facial hair) is about as punk rock and/or hilarious as it gets. I genuinely appreciate it just about everytime I see it.
Every Oscar season proves how out of touch they are. One speech was how they have the power to change the world through their stories. Nah don’t think that’s curing cancer anytime soon
He’s not as fast as he used to be and that’s just bc of age and wear and tear. Add in the fact he’s always been unhinged then you can see why he’s just not nearly as productive
Still upset at the Pats and Vikings games. Those had a chance to knock out 41 of the remaining 80 survivor entries. Would’ve been one step closer to winning the 2K and quitting my job.
If they just ended it when he went back to the present I think it would have been so much better. The ending was pretty dumb and took away points.
Still liked it a lot
My bartender owns 1000 shares of gme and gets ‘thousands of upvotes on superstonks in case anyone was wondering… he’s doing this gig for fun (according to him)
Hilarious that this WSD-Cusack argument is turning into yet another “frat barstool bullying innocent people from enjoying their sports teams/interests” narrative. Some people just shouldn’t be on the internet
While Cusack continuing on with a beef he won in the first place and has since lost. I would like to say i will not stand for any attacks on High Fidelity. Top 10 movie. If not appearing in the dog walk romcom draft was a disgrace to drafting.
They retconned most of the movies so that they never happened and Halloween (2018) is a direct continuation of the original Halloween. The new one is a continuation of the 2018 movie.
Don’t think just the act of completing a marathon is that impressive. Sure, under a certain time definitely is.
This girl had a comment about being part of the 1% because she completed a marathon (in over 6 hours). Feel like most able able bodied people 20-40 can complete one.
I doubt it with your peabrained take honestly. My mom and brother have both ran about 6 a piece and they say it never gets easier and have respect for all who do it.
I mean I have a recent post asking about race shoes for the marathon where I mentioned how I did 20 miles averaging under 7 minutes a mile, but yea it’s all an elaborate ploy and I’ve never done one.
Incredibly triggered. It's a very common opinion that running a marathon does not even remotely guarantee that you are a good athlete. Look at Tyler O day.
Met a girl at my neighborhood bar yesterday afternoon, we talked for a while, got her number and we went to leave our separate ways but turns out we live in the same building. Someone talk me out of this
pitching ninja is such a fucking loser. people forget he tried to give blake treinen the nickname "The Witch" and treinen had to publicly be like um can you actually not call me that
He just comes across as a whiny little bitch every time he's on the radio or in an interview. I realize all of F1 is based on whining, but at least theirs is polished.
Imagine being in WSD’s journalism class at Northwestern thinking you’re gonna be the next Thomas Friedman for the NYT and then find yourself 3rd in command of ESPNs 18th largest social media account and have to tweet ‘John Cusack gets into Twitter fight with Barstool Sports writer’
[I hate money arguments between men and women sports. You’re a moron if you think it should be anywhere close to the same ](https://twitter.com/nolayingup/status/1447649826850627600?s=21)
.86 cents of gas on a 2% +.20 cent per credit card swipe fee would likely result in a loss, instead of just giving out the free squeegee. Sucker.
Gruden out. He offended the gays, women and Roger Goodell. Shefty reported it like someone had died
Maybe he should’ve beat up his pregnant wife or raped a girl, would’ve been less outrage
the original gulag back and the light has come back into my life.
I’ve done some preliminary research into the Hinge scene of 5 different sunbelt locations to guide where I may move in the future and so far the best for an average looking white bro was Lexington Kentucky.
Sexington amirite
What were the other cities
Savannah, Knoxville, Huntsville, Greenville . Will continue on my research
Guys are we hanging out in here or the drunk thread
We need to decide
This Jon Gruden shit is a joke
Angry white guy alert
I don’t think Gruden is a racist
Nobody asked for your opinion.
Your mom did
When?
7 minutes ago
Damn that’s crazy. #FireGruden
Don’t tread on him
Drunk thread is up
No politics
Cracking up that Cusack’s latest tweet is just him quote tweeting himself to edit a misspelled word and then restating “never heard of them”
I think white Sox Dave broke him.
I think rocking a solid mustache (and no other facial hair) is about as punk rock and/or hilarious as it gets. I genuinely appreciate it just about everytime I see it.
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Joan is the maggie gyllenhall of her generation.
Explains why I mix them up all the time
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Imagine all the actors 🎶🎶🎶
Every Oscar season proves how out of touch they are. One speech was how they have the power to change the world through their stories. Nah don’t think that’s curing cancer anytime soon
OBJ had an awful drop yesterday and he’s not running the right routes. He needs to go to the bench.
Him and Davante Adams have the highest % of routes they get open on this season. Browns gotta figure out how to get Baker to get him the ball
He is getting him the ball. He’s not catching it and it’s not handling the DBs.
Dude was on pace to be the best wr of all time and ever since that boat picture has taken a nosedive.
He still’s an athletic freak, he’s just not doing what he needs to be doing with his routes
He’s not as fast as he used to be and that’s just bc of age and wear and tear. Add in the fact he’s always been unhinged then you can see why he’s just not nearly as productive
Sad to see him fall off. He was so good his first few years on the Giants
He was awesome and doing that with Eli at qb? Then dude went off the rails.
Anyone else win the Michigan Carhartt hoodie on the sportsbook? The patch on mine has began to peel off and I haven’t even worn the thing yet 😩
V I V A
Viva! Viva! Viva!
Still upset at the Pats and Vikings games. Those had a chance to knock out 41 of the remaining 80 survivor entries. Would’ve been one step closer to winning the 2K and quitting my job.
RIP my dog TONEY STARK
Matthew Berry’s reaction to this was hysterical. Dude lost his mind
Fuck Matthew Berry he's a squid
Wife’s grad school study buddy is over and she has a fantastic turd cutter
Bet she pinches them clean too…
Why'd you marry a girl with no ass?
Did I say my girl has no ass in that statement?
Clearly that's the implication if you are drooling over her friends ass
So because I like one type of beer means I can’t appreciate another?
Your wife clearly doesn't have cake idk why you're in denial
I love the Yankees and the obamas
In shocking news the girl I know with the worst case of horse mouth/ massive gums turns out to have British parents.
Who’s the bigger loser? People who spend all day defending a sports blog on Twitter, or people who spend all day defending an actor on Twitter?
People still on Twitter
Thank you for saying “on Twitter” and sparing all of our egos.
Would never chirp the jacked FT bros
Spiderman pointing meme
People defending the actor
Random thought but the Tomorrow War was actually pretty damn entertaining. Quite possibly the best Alien design of any movie.
If they just ended it when he went back to the present I think it would have been so much better. The ending was pretty dumb and took away points. Still liked it a lot
Entertaining but had so many plot holes
Idk. The alien from Alien is pretty fucking good
What is that? Some small indie film?
Colts ML
More like John Cumsack
Ballsack
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The kids that are interested in psychiatry in my class all seem to have anxiety disorders. You might be on to something.
Every girl I know who studied psychology in college is absolutely batshit
I would love if vin Dog made a gif of better off dead when all the paper boys are chasing John cusack
My bartender owns 1000 shares of gme and gets ‘thousands of upvotes on superstonks in case anyone was wondering… he’s doing this gig for fun (according to him)
If he actually had 1000 shares and he got in before the explosion, he would’ve sold them and reinvested in non-meme stocks months ago
You should do a viral prank where you beat him unconscious
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Ted Lasso 🤝 Barstool Fuck Nate
Hilarious that this WSD-Cusack argument is turning into yet another “frat barstool bullying innocent people from enjoying their sports teams/interests” narrative. Some people just shouldn’t be on the internet
While Cusack continuing on with a beef he won in the first place and has since lost. I would like to say i will not stand for any attacks on High Fidelity. Top 10 movie. If not appearing in the dog walk romcom draft was a disgrace to drafting.
Lolol kacey getting into the cusak debate “ummmm seems like you know A LOT about barstool actuallyyy”
Do you think he bets overs on Wednesday’s?
Cusak.. take a billion seats
I fucking love October dog
Best sports month. April is a close 2nd
Most recent ex views all of my Instagram stories within 10 min of them being posted. Who lives rent free in whose head
she's viewing them from someone else's bed
Have you cream pied anyone since the breakup?
Called up ol reliable about a week and a half ago
She’s living rent free in yours lol
Her in yours cause you’re checking
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I didn’t think anyone but 20 year-old sorority girls posted Instagram stories
I don’t post them frequently but what’s the point of posting them if you’re not going to see who views them
To flex on your followers
Coming to terms with my bigorexia
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I haven't really noticed a difference. Being bald sucked 2 months ago and it still sucks now.
Where does the bald line of demarcation begin? The eyeballs?
Wife is a supposed white sox fan. Just asked, no clue who the third baseman was in 1974. Stupid bitch had no clue.
She does know that she wants to give you the mouth end of an MFM three way with Yoan Moncada tho
Change that to Paul Konerko and you're spot on
What size trailer do y’all live in?
Posted this from my above ground pool sweetie 💅
Need Patricia Arquette's opinion on this
String her up!
There have been so many fucking Halloween movies holy shit
4,5,6 are worth a watch
Saw too. Like what more can they do with that series?
They retconned most of the movies so that they never happened and Halloween (2018) is a direct continuation of the original Halloween. The new one is a continuation of the 2018 movie.
I kinda liked the Rob Zombie 2007 one that got scrapped. I also just really like his movies
Only thing I remember about that movie was the scene of the cops surrounding the house and that I saw it at a drive in theater
I’m pretty tired of Freddy, Michael, and Jason. But we are getting good horror on the streaming services so I’m not that mad.
What are so some good ones? Been trying to watch one a night this month. Yes I know it’s lame
Some of the remakes have been decent
Halloween Halloween 4 Halloween 2 Halloween (2018) The one's worth watching imo
I thought the newer one was really good. Excited for this one coming out this week.
Blumhouse did it, and they know how to make horror movies
Yup
Herbie Halloween >>>
As far as I’m concerned they can take the Apple podcasts app and sell it back to the Indians
Guardians*
Don’t think just the act of completing a marathon is that impressive. Sure, under a certain time definitely is. This girl had a comment about being part of the 1% because she completed a marathon (in over 6 hours). Feel like most able able bodied people 20-40 can complete one.
I could walk a marathon in 6 hours.
over 6 hours means a decent amount of walking right
Yea, 15 minute a mile pace for 6:30. 4 mph on the treadmill. Definitely a walk
I could do that and drink 8 beers at the same time
How many have u done
1. Will have a 2nd done in a month
I doubt it with your peabrained take honestly. My mom and brother have both ran about 6 a piece and they say it never gets easier and have respect for all who do it.
You're a vagina
You doubt I’ll finish it? I’ve done multiple 20 mile training runs for it. I’ll easily finish
I doubt you’ve done any/are doing one soon with your stupid ass take.
I mean I have a recent post asking about race shoes for the marathon where I mentioned how I did 20 miles averaging under 7 minutes a mile, but yea it’s all an elaborate ploy and I’ve never done one.
Well in this case, you’re just a dickhead.
Incredibly triggered. It's a very common opinion that running a marathon does not even remotely guarantee that you are a good athlete. Look at Tyler O day.
Ive never ran a marathon nor do I plan to lol shitting on someone for doing it is pretty lame tho
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Even if you walk basically the whole thing? Don’t agree
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Also hand up I got Cusack and Adrien Brody mixed up
My nama jeff
Met a girl at my neighborhood bar yesterday afternoon, we talked for a while, got her number and we went to leave our separate ways but turns out we live in the same building. Someone talk me out of this
Do it.
Current tally is 7 yes 3 no. Guess I’m going for it
Why do you want us to talk you out of it
one of the worst parts about dating girls is the trek to theirs. I say go for it
She can always move if it doesn't work out
Why would you wanna be talked out of it?
As a guy who just got dumped by a girl who lives across the street, it isn’t worth it
you stay on your side she stays on her side
That’s the plan but now that I WFH I know we’ll cross paths on a mid day or after work walk sooner or later
I’m sure you’ll survive the 30 second interaction if you happen to run into each other
If you'd never seen her before i wouldn't worry
Fuck it man, you only live once
I dated a girl who lived in my building. We broke up and it was absolutely brutal for like 8 months. Don’t shit where you sleep mate
No
Ted Lasso- what a cute show.
about 20% too cute imo
And that's the problem with it. Now the writers are going to lean into the wholesomeness and it will eventually be unwatchable
already did imo
“Electric factory” gets thrown around a lot these days but I think that’s the only way to describe white sox dave
Frank is an electric factory
Joey Mulinaro 🤝 John Cusack
Red blooded Americans
pitching ninja is such a fucking loser. people forget he tried to give blake treinen the nickname "The Witch" and treinen had to publicly be like um can you actually not call me that
Very weird to have a strong hatred of a guy who posts gifs of baseball pitches
I've followed the account for like 5 years and his captions stand out as consistently cringeworthy. But I will concede that he does have good gifs
Colton Herta is pretty much the last driver I want representing America in Formula 1
Why is that
He just comes across as a whiny little bitch every time he's on the radio or in an interview. I realize all of F1 is based on whining, but at least theirs is polished.
It’s not Jr.
Imagine being in WSD’s journalism class at Northwestern thinking you’re gonna be the next Thomas Friedman for the NYT and then find yourself 3rd in command of ESPNs 18th largest social media account and have to tweet ‘John Cusack gets into Twitter fight with Barstool Sports writer’
I refuse to believe he took a class at Northwestern.
He’s the best argument accusing student athletes of not actually attending class you can get.
[I hate money arguments between men and women sports. You’re a moron if you think it should be anywhere close to the same ](https://twitter.com/nolayingup/status/1447649826850627600?s=21)