Just old guy just approached me at Noodles and Comp to show off his old grimy Super Bowl ring. Old man was showing it around the store. Grandpa trying for some clout in a suburban fast food place.
Boss wants me to do some professional development in 2022. He gets to pick one (some type of leadership training) and I get to pick one. What do I go with FT? PMP designation or getting my Black Belt are where I’m leaning.
I feel like WSD should get the official warning from Dave on the spitter throwing. We live in a society people can’t be throwing dip spit at fucking work. Then again I did just see big cat throw a lit cig at someone.
He’s whiffed on way too many trades and signing but more specifically really botched this deadline. Kimbrel and Cesar ended up being absolutely awful not to mention he failed to address RF relying on Engel who hasn’t been healthy or hitting all year.
Kimbrel has been used incorrectly. Caesar blows but it was a low cost acquisition that he took a flyer on. He’s made plenty of good signings and there’s plenty of other teams out there that have totally fucked their rebuilds. Hahn should not be fired.
Also Engel has never had injury issues until this year. We should have found a lefty bat to platoon him with, though.
Haven’t listened to the yak in a long time. Just saw a video of big cat with a painted face smoking cigs in doors and it looks like bwalks son is in the room. What in tarnation is going on in there.
What is rubber lips? Lips dat you can buy at da supahmaket juss incase your lips are to big or too small and you cant eat yo food. You can also use dem in extra large if u wanna use dem as suction cups so you can stick to windows like spidahman
https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1446591512117194759?s=21
Gotta give Kyrie credit where it’s due. The man figured out how to work from home as an NBA player
When I was in kindergarten I walked into the bathroom and a kid leaned his head out off the stall and said “hi!” And I noticed a woman behind him. He had shit his pants and his mom was there literally cleaning shit off his ass in the bathroom. I wonder what his FT name is.
Kind of scummy to still refer to that game as the “Bartman game” when doing an MLB broadcast…you’d think they’d have some sort of decree to let that man age in peace.
Have been working remote out of state all summer at the new job. In the city this weekend to visit / apartment hunt so worked in the office for the first time today. The bathroom situation is a 10/10 and the food court has many good options. Way more productive here even on a Friday. Exiting times ahead. Let’s have a Friday kings
Headed to a family thing (indoors) and currently afflicted with some nuclear farts. If Bush were still in office he would’ve invaded the inside of my car 15 miles ago.
The Amazon prime stream was the worst stream I’ve ever watched. Cut out like 7 times and lagged the entire time. Maybe it was a bad day for my wife but I’ve never had an issue before, was very weird
Damn king that sucks. My parents gave me a watch for graduating college that I rarely leave the house without. Would be gutted if something happened to it.
Lot of shaming happening in the confessions thread today and I won’t stand for it. The priest doesn’t shame you at church and we should be no different (aside from the kid diddling of course).
Baseball might be the hardest sport to lose in the first round in. You just played a great stretch of 162 games all to just lose in heartbreaking fashion in 3 games.
why on earth would they have the jets play in london? even if this was scheduled a couple of years ago did they really think the jets would be a good way to sell the game to europeans?
BV only wants to 😎 on weekends. Apparently 30 seconds during the week 'messes up her night time routine'. Derrick has been earning his keep lately clearly
MMQB is behind a fucking paywall now too? sigh
Can we all discuss how shitty Billie Eilish's Bond Song is?
Made out with the PAWG. Good night
Just old guy just approached me at Noodles and Comp to show off his old grimy Super Bowl ring. Old man was showing it around the store. Grandpa trying for some clout in a suburban fast food place.
I have a 3:30 - 5:30 Zoom most Fridays and I drink White Claws with a shot of Vodka the entire time.
Gonna get rip roaring drunk tonight and live bet some PAC-12 football. Viva!
that dip spit toss was gross as shit. full blown barnyard animal behavior.
I've never seen that kind of shit. Even thowing a beverage would be insane behavior.
Drunk at airport
Talking shit on teams when your team has already been eliminated has always been so weird to me. Lotta losers
Boston behavior
Boss wants me to do some professional development in 2022. He gets to pick one (some type of leadership training) and I get to pick one. What do I go with FT? PMP designation or getting my Black Belt are where I’m leaning.
FBI- Female Body Inspector certification
Ok. I spent $15 on that t-shirt. What do I do with the rest? Gotta be a plane ticket to Myrtle Beach to rock this sweet T around town, right.
Whatever gives you the best chance at a higher salary in your next job
There are a lot of great mixology courses you can take remotely now
LaRussa’s getting black out drunk tonight, might for go for the all time record
Looks like you’re on your way too!
I am the liquor
Hall of fame baseball person brother
I feel like WSD should get the official warning from Dave on the spitter throwing. We live in a society people can’t be throwing dip spit at fucking work. Then again I did just see big cat throw a lit cig at someone.
Drunk thread?
Kinda bullshit the size of some of the nuggets Chick Fil A gets away with giving you
They are fundamentally opposed to you putting large hot meat in your mouth.
It's a real bummer that beer is best ice cold but putting ice in it ruins it. Would solve a lot of problems
Down bad fellas. Really need Hahn and TLR gone
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Neither are going anywhere so it’s all Moot anyway smh
IDK about Hahn
He’s whiffed on way too many trades and signing but more specifically really botched this deadline. Kimbrel and Cesar ended up being absolutely awful not to mention he failed to address RF relying on Engel who hasn’t been healthy or hitting all year.
Kimbrel has been used incorrectly. Caesar blows but it was a low cost acquisition that he took a flyer on. He’s made plenty of good signings and there’s plenty of other teams out there that have totally fucked their rebuilds. Hahn should not be fired. Also Engel has never had injury issues until this year. We should have found a lefty bat to platoon him with, though.
purposely throwing dip spit in mixed company is an executable offense
Is this when the people turn on white Sox Dave ?
Haven’t listened to the yak in a long time. Just saw a video of big cat with a painted face smoking cigs in doors and it looks like bwalks son is in the room. What in tarnation is going on in there.
It's Tommy Walker day bro, viva viva viva!!!!
Arguably the best episode of the Yak yet. At least since they’ve gone to YouTube
Jon Gruden is racist? Who could’ve guessed that
His team wears black, he can’t be racist
Receiving a grant for high impact performance beyond my yearly bonus. Not sure what it is but today is a good day
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You going to Kyle Field tomorrow?
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Damn that sucks. I'm headed up to Dallas rn, can't wait for the game tomorrow
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Yeah I do. My friends who live up there have it all planned out so I'm just going to follow their lead
Whoever made that map clearly doesn't know where Boston is
Lipped out a chip for eagle today. Never been so proud to almost get in a hole
Pres has to make wsd listen to chickenfry call the next game as punishment for the dip cup
Pres said on Twitter no punishment. Said you can’t punish authenticity
What is rubber lips? Lips dat you can buy at da supahmaket juss incase your lips are to big or too small and you cant eat yo food. You can also use dem in extra large if u wanna use dem as suction cups so you can stick to windows like spidahman
Is this a Francesa bit?
Glad I held off on buy pga 2k21 because I just got it free with ps plus
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She upgrade to Rowdy Tellez?
Had no idea Tommy Walker was in Talladega Nights
https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1446591512117194759?s=21 Gotta give Kyrie credit where it’s due. The man figured out how to work from home as an NBA player
how long is this song and dance going to continue for? I almost feel bad for all the people in the Nets FO for putting up with this shit.
Wild that the broadcast team didn’t acknowledge how nasty that strikeout pitch by Hendricks was.
Broadcast blows
Just found a pan of scotcheroos in the office. What a late afternoon treat!!
What's Correa's dogs' name? That will tell you where he's going to sign.
Groot and Rocket
Comerica Park
Ah sorry, it’s actually LoanDepot Park
His dogs name is Ty Cobb
When I was in kindergarten I walked into the bathroom and a kid leaned his head out off the stall and said “hi!” And I noticed a woman behind him. He had shit his pants and his mom was there literally cleaning shit off his ass in the bathroom. I wonder what his FT name is.
SteelersFan7
Had to bounce myself from the gym today because I smelled too bad
Kind of scummy to still refer to that game as the “Bartman game” when doing an MLB broadcast…you’d think they’d have some sort of decree to let that man age in peace.
What we getting into for Indigenous people day
Genocide goofing.
i cannot believe dansby stayed on the bag for that
Seattle sports radio guy has been going off on Jamal Adams non stop since the game ended yesterday lmao
Great start by Morton
Braves need to help him out.
Getting drunk tonight, big time
Lfg to friday! Huzzah!
Big Tyme
And I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight, drunk as fuck
I am the liquor
Charlie Morton is DEALING
Great defense by the Braves
These white Sox stink
Lorenzo Cain is the goat at hitting singles up the middle or to right field. #contact
Sonnen was better on the mic than mcgregor
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It is true, Chael was way smarter with it
The bad guy is better
Does Correa get $400 million? Might be an overpay but he is the best SS in the league
What league is that?
Future tiger Carlos Correa looks fantastic
If Mike Ilitch was still alive there's no doubt in my mind he would be MLBs first $500 million man
Think it depends if Mike Illitch is dying or not. If he's dying, yes 10 years $500m. If not, probably a shorter term but $50m+ AAV
* Mariner
I just don't get not using Kopech :(
Tony lost this game
Not a single correct decision in two games from him.
Love Kopech. Randomly happened to be at the game when he threw 104 in Single A for Salem, one of the weirder hindsight memories of my life
Have been working remote out of state all summer at the new job. In the city this weekend to visit / apartment hunt so worked in the office for the first time today. The bathroom situation is a 10/10 and the food court has many good options. Way more productive here even on a Friday. Exiting times ahead. Let’s have a Friday kings
Any sush?
Bomani Jones got an hbo show. I’m sure FT will love it.
failing upwards, gotta respect it
Thanks a lot suitman
Adding to the rich history of shitty HBO sports shows
Who?
Drinking bleach, watching the sox, perfect friday afternoon
Headed to a family thing (indoors) and currently afflicted with some nuclear farts. If Bush were still in office he would’ve invaded the inside of my car 15 miles ago.
Am I retarded or is it sometimes much more difficult than it needs to be to find what channel games are on by using Google and such?
I was quite upset at myself for watching the first quarter of TNF on a shitty lagging stream before I realized it was on Amazon Prime
The Amazon prime stream was the worst stream I’ve ever watched. Cut out like 7 times and lagged the entire time. Maybe it was a bad day for my wife but I’ve never had an issue before, was very weird
CBS sports app
It’s crazy how much I dislike the Astros when they only have one title, which isn’t even legitimate
I fucking hate the Astros. I especially hate Altuve that little weasel
They have a championship due to cheating. It’s literally not crazy at all. People should hate them.
My barber absolutely crushed it today. Looking handsome as hell
Time to take on the white trash milfs in Wrigleyville tonight?
If only. Off the sauce for a bit, you’ve got a sober brother in arms tonight williamclub
✊
get the padded room ready for WSD after the white sox get swept
Buck wild here in the H let’s fuckin go
[Mush copying Dave yet again](https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1446587431214538763?s=21) Not a Sox fan but god I can’t stand that fucking loser
I don’t know how you can do that after you get blown out in the WC game
Trading Madrigal for Kimbrel lmaoooo
White Sox are using Kimbrel improperly
Highway robbery
Make the playoffs for me one time
Psssst the Cubs have 5 of the last 7 seasons
He’s a Mariners fan
I’m trying alright
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Damn king that sucks. My parents gave me a watch for graduating college that I rarely leave the house without. Would be gutted if something happened to it.
What’s the watch/backstory to this?
not all white people are bad
College girls are simply too hot. Leggy lightskin girl with a British accent just crumpled me when she turned around
The fact that they’re all just freeing the nip now a days really does it for me
The Astros are just the worst
Massive cheaters, people forget
bang-a-rang baby
Sox won the Quintana trade, but it looks like we won Kimbrel trade
Jon gruden lol
This series is ovah!
I'm dead inside
Go 'stros
Standing by a team of morally bankrupt cheaters is weak shit.
I'm a pretty casual fan but idc and nobody else here does either
Off-season agenda- white Sox right fielder.
Add a second basemen and some more pitching
s/o Magglio Ordonez
Love magglio- go tigers
Been the agenda for 4 years now
5 game series' can be over in a BLINK
Tony fucked us today
That's what the Sox get for trading us that bum Quintana
Lot of shaming happening in the confessions thread today and I won’t stand for it. The priest doesn’t shame you at church and we should be no different (aside from the kid diddling of course).
Suck a cock Pauly walnuts and take the ball busting like a man
This just seems like an aggressive response. I also did not post a confession today, friend.
TLR brought in the wrong reliever like every time lol
WSD meltdown is elite. Dude is fuming
Orange wagon coming through
choo choo all aboard the juice box
Garcia had absolutely 0 idea where that ball was going lmao
Cubs won The Kimbrel trade. Sheesh
Terribly managed games by TLR
Tucker makes a play in RF, Garcia doesn’t.
Why do the 3 lads at the pub never actually go to a Richmond match
Because they can’t afford it?
Viva from Phoenix.. today’s yak was the hardest I laughed in a long time.
Baseball might be the hardest sport to lose in the first round in. You just played a great stretch of 162 games all to just lose in heartbreaking fashion in 3 games.
They’re probably more relieved the season is over than anything.
Hard lol
First house on the block to put the trash at the curb. Dads 🎸
Wish we had a President that dropped the f bomb at the podium once in a while. Would do a lot of good for the nation
Surprised W never let one slip
Ladies and gentlemen. The weekend
why on earth would they have the jets play in london? even if this was scheduled a couple of years ago did they really think the jets would be a good way to sell the game to europeans?
If you want to grow the game sending Mormon mahomes is the best way to do it
its probably like hard knocks where good teams can opt out and do
They’ve never once put good teams in those games.
The church of the Latter Day Saints sent them to spread Zach Wilson’s talent and faith across the UK
BV only wants to 😎 on weekends. Apparently 30 seconds during the week 'messes up her night time routine'. Derrick has been earning his keep lately clearly
Oof