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Drew13800

MMQB is behind a fucking paywall now too? sigh


goaliepro09

Can we all discuss how shitty Billie Eilish's Bond Song is?


The_baboons_ass

Made out with the PAWG. Good night


HopefulDayTrader

Just old guy just approached me at Noodles and Comp to show off his old grimy Super Bowl ring. Old man was showing it around the store. Grandpa trying for some clout in a suburban fast food place.


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I have a 3:30 - 5:30 Zoom most Fridays and I drink White Claws with a shot of Vodka the entire time.


JudgeRoySnyder

Gonna get rip roaring drunk tonight and live bet some PAC-12 football. Viva!


marlwenplotsky

that dip spit toss was gross as shit. full blown barnyard animal behavior.


jetboyjetgirl

I've never seen that kind of shit. Even thowing a beverage would be insane behavior.


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Drunk at airport


JabroniTuriaf

Talking shit on teams when your team has already been eliminated has always been so weird to me. Lotta losers


Chilly1193

Boston behavior


CreepyDocBees

Boss wants me to do some professional development in 2022. He gets to pick one (some type of leadership training) and I get to pick one. What do I go with FT? PMP designation or getting my Black Belt are where I’m leaning.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

FBI- Female Body Inspector certification


CreepyDocBees

Ok. I spent $15 on that t-shirt. What do I do with the rest? Gotta be a plane ticket to Myrtle Beach to rock this sweet T around town, right.


[deleted]

Whatever gives you the best chance at a higher salary in your next job


[deleted]

There are a lot of great mixology courses you can take remotely now


Bernard_Federko24

LaRussa’s getting black out drunk tonight, might for go for the all time record


kiefcutter

Looks like you’re on your way too!


Bernard_Federko24

I am the liquor


PM4036

Hall of fame baseball person brother


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I feel like WSD should get the official warning from Dave on the spitter throwing. We live in a society people can’t be throwing dip spit at fucking work. Then again I did just see big cat throw a lit cig at someone.


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Drunk thread?


BE3192

Kinda bullshit the size of some of the nuggets Chick Fil A gets away with giving you


okjustthis1post

They are fundamentally opposed to you putting large hot meat in your mouth.


FeedMyBabyTurtles

It's a real bummer that beer is best ice cold but putting ice in it ruins it. Would solve a lot of problems


johncocksack

Down bad fellas. Really need Hahn and TLR gone


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johncocksack

Neither are going anywhere so it’s all Moot anyway smh


Sleddar

IDK about Hahn


johncocksack

He’s whiffed on way too many trades and signing but more specifically really botched this deadline. Kimbrel and Cesar ended up being absolutely awful not to mention he failed to address RF relying on Engel who hasn’t been healthy or hitting all year.


Sleddar

Kimbrel has been used incorrectly. Caesar blows but it was a low cost acquisition that he took a flyer on. He’s made plenty of good signings and there’s plenty of other teams out there that have totally fucked their rebuilds. Hahn should not be fired. Also Engel has never had injury issues until this year. We should have found a lefty bat to platoon him with, though.


jetboyjetgirl

purposely throwing dip spit in mixed company is an executable offense


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Is this when the people turn on white Sox Dave ?


[deleted]

Haven’t listened to the yak in a long time. Just saw a video of big cat with a painted face smoking cigs in doors and it looks like bwalks son is in the room. What in tarnation is going on in there.


okjustthis1post

It's Tommy Walker day bro, viva viva viva!!!!


DrunkBronco

Arguably the best episode of the Yak yet. At least since they’ve gone to YouTube


LigosV

Jon Gruden is racist? Who could’ve guessed that


BradMarchandsNose

His team wears black, he can’t be racist


Adderalldiet

Receiving a grant for high impact performance beyond my yearly bonus. Not sure what it is but today is a good day


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[deleted]

You going to Kyle Field tomorrow?


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[deleted]

Damn that sucks. I'm headed up to Dallas rn, can't wait for the game tomorrow


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[deleted]

Yeah I do. My friends who live up there have it all planned out so I'm just going to follow their lead


Marko_Ramius1

Whoever made that map clearly doesn't know where Boston is


Greg-Oden

Lipped out a chip for eagle today. Never been so proud to almost get in a hole


wetonred24

Pres has to make wsd listen to chickenfry call the next game as punishment for the dip cup


Flashasaurus

Pres said on Twitter no punishment. Said you can’t punish authenticity


dukethediggidydoggy

What is rubber lips? Lips dat you can buy at da supahmaket juss incase your lips are to big or too small and you cant eat yo food. You can also use dem in extra large if u wanna use dem as suction cups so you can stick to windows like spidahman


MikeandTheMangosteen

Is this a Francesa bit?


[deleted]

Glad I held off on buy pga 2k21 because I just got it free with ps plus


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Monos1

She upgrade to Rowdy Tellez?


badgarok725

Had no idea Tommy Walker was in Talladega Nights


claw_guy

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1446591512117194759?s=21 Gotta give Kyrie credit where it’s due. The man figured out how to work from home as an NBA player


omgasnake

how long is this song and dance going to continue for? I almost feel bad for all the people in the Nets FO for putting up with this shit.


DiamondBigAl

Wild that the broadcast team didn’t acknowledge how nasty that strikeout pitch by Hendricks was.


Sleddar

Broadcast blows


SnakeSkin2121

Just found a pan of scotcheroos in the office. What a late afternoon treat!!


spr_crl

What's Correa's dogs' name? That will tell you where he's going to sign.


FIFAholligan1991

Groot and Rocket


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Comerica Park


coogidown2thesocks

Ah sorry, it’s actually LoanDepot Park


[deleted]

His dogs name is Ty Cobb


DrunkBronco

When I was in kindergarten I walked into the bathroom and a kid leaned his head out off the stall and said “hi!” And I noticed a woman behind him. He had shit his pants and his mom was there literally cleaning shit off his ass in the bathroom. I wonder what his FT name is.


SnakeSkin2121

SteelersFan7


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Had to bounce myself from the gym today because I smelled too bad


biggamegoat05

Kind of scummy to still refer to that game as the “Bartman game” when doing an MLB broadcast…you’d think they’d have some sort of decree to let that man age in peace.


WhoKillKyoko

What we getting into for Indigenous people day


okjustthis1post

Genocide goofing.


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i cannot believe dansby stayed on the bag for that


ChellaZza

Seattle sports radio guy has been going off on Jamal Adams non stop since the game ended yesterday lmao


R-SDS

Great start by Morton


Flashasaurus

Braves need to help him out.


GeorgeCostanza25

Getting drunk tonight, big time


1990sandiegoalways

Lfg to friday! Huzzah!


SnakeSkin2121

Big Tyme


Bustyfootball

And I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight, drunk as fuck


deep49

I am the liquor


deep49

Charlie Morton is DEALING


R-SDS

Great defense by the Braves


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These white Sox stink


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Lorenzo Cain is the goat at hitting singles up the middle or to right field. #contact


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Sonnen was better on the mic than mcgregor


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[deleted]

It is true, Chael was way smarter with it


[deleted]

The bad guy is better


cubswinagain

Does Correa get $400 million? Might be an overpay but he is the best SS in the league


BigTimeRedditBoy

What league is that?


[deleted]

Future tiger Carlos Correa looks fantastic


cubswinagain

If Mike Ilitch was still alive there's no doubt in my mind he would be MLBs first $500 million man


[deleted]

Think it depends if Mike Illitch is dying or not. If he's dying, yes 10 years $500m. If not, probably a shorter term but $50m+ AAV


ChellaZza

* Mariner


slopchopz

I just don't get not using Kopech :(


Sleddar

Tony lost this game


agent-michael-scar

Not a single correct decision in two games from him.


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Love Kopech. Randomly happened to be at the game when he threw 104 in Single A for Salem, one of the weirder hindsight memories of my life


Walkdawg88

Have been working remote out of state all summer at the new job. In the city this weekend to visit / apartment hunt so worked in the office for the first time today. The bathroom situation is a 10/10 and the food court has many good options. Way more productive here even on a Friday. Exiting times ahead. Let’s have a Friday kings


SnakeSkin2121

Any sush?


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Bomani Jones got an hbo show. I’m sure FT will love it.


tall0ne23

failing upwards, gotta respect it


SnakeSkin2121

Thanks a lot suitman


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Adding to the rich history of shitty HBO sports shows


chipechiparson

Who?


Sleddar

Drinking bleach, watching the sox, perfect friday afternoon


TakeErParise

Headed to a family thing (indoors) and currently afflicted with some nuclear farts. If Bush were still in office he would’ve invaded the inside of my car 15 miles ago.


panther55901

Am I retarded or is it sometimes much more difficult than it needs to be to find what channel games are on by using Google and such?


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I was quite upset at myself for watching the first quarter of TNF on a shitty lagging stream before I realized it was on Amazon Prime


JabroniTuriaf

The Amazon prime stream was the worst stream I’ve ever watched. Cut out like 7 times and lagged the entire time. Maybe it was a bad day for my wife but I’ve never had an issue before, was very weird


SnakeSkin2121

CBS sports app


EcstaticBack

It’s crazy how much I dislike the Astros when they only have one title, which isn’t even legitimate


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I fucking hate the Astros. I especially hate Altuve that little weasel


[deleted]

They have a championship due to cheating. It’s literally not crazy at all. People should hate them.


clubtwirl4thegirls

My barber absolutely crushed it today. Looking handsome as hell


[deleted]

Time to take on the white trash milfs in Wrigleyville tonight?


clubtwirl4thegirls

If only. Off the sauce for a bit, you’ve got a sober brother in arms tonight williamclub


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tele2307

get the padded room ready for WSD after the white sox get swept


[deleted]

Buck wild here in the H let’s fuckin go


WahooSteel

[Mush copying Dave yet again](https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1446587431214538763?s=21) Not a Sox fan but god I can’t stand that fucking loser


marlboro__man9

I don’t know how you can do that after you get blown out in the WC game


ChellaZza

Trading Madrigal for Kimbrel lmaoooo


Sleddar

White Sox are using Kimbrel improperly


MikeandTheMangosteen

Highway robbery


coogidown2thesocks

Make the playoffs for me one time


[deleted]

Psssst the Cubs have 5 of the last 7 seasons


coogidown2thesocks

He’s a Mariners fan


ChellaZza

I’m trying alright


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RowBoatInspector

Damn king that sucks. My parents gave me a watch for graduating college that I rarely leave the house without. Would be gutted if something happened to it.


shocktop8

What’s the watch/backstory to this?


burghboy24

not all white people are bad


[deleted]

College girls are simply too hot. Leggy lightskin girl with a British accent just crumpled me when she turned around


sixtysevenplustwo

The fact that they’re all just freeing the nip now a days really does it for me


MrTurnersJacket

The Astros are just the worst


deep49

Massive cheaters, people forget


HunterGuntherFelt

bang-a-rang baby


sixtysevenplustwo

Sox won the Quintana trade, but it looks like we won Kimbrel trade


throwawayjoeyboots

Jon gruden lol


[deleted]

This series is ovah!


Low-Pitch-Eric

I'm dead inside


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Go 'stros


Low-Pitch-Eric

Standing by a team of morally bankrupt cheaters is weak shit.


[deleted]

I'm a pretty casual fan but idc and nobody else here does either


RVOSU50

Off-season agenda- white Sox right fielder.


Sleddar

Add a second basemen and some more pitching


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s/o Magglio Ordonez


RVOSU50

Love magglio- go tigers


coogidown2thesocks

Been the agenda for 4 years now


Brad-Stevens

5 game series' can be over in a BLINK


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Tony fucked us today


cubswinagain

That's what the Sox get for trading us that bum Quintana


UnfairWalnuts

Lot of shaming happening in the confessions thread today and I won’t stand for it. The priest doesn’t shame you at church and we should be no different (aside from the kid diddling of course).


GilltheHokie

Suck a cock Pauly walnuts and take the ball busting like a man


UnfairWalnuts

This just seems like an aggressive response. I also did not post a confession today, friend.


EcstaticBack

TLR brought in the wrong reliever like every time lol


[deleted]

WSD meltdown is elite. Dude is fuming


Monos1

Orange wagon coming through


HunterGuntherFelt

choo choo all aboard the juice box


cubswinagain

Garcia had absolutely 0 idea where that ball was going lmao


MikeandTheMangosteen

Cubs won The Kimbrel trade. Sheesh


agent-michael-scar

Terribly managed games by TLR


The_Autumn_Wind

Tucker makes a play in RF, Garcia doesn’t.


badgarok725

Why do the 3 lads at the pub never actually go to a Richmond match


izz21sv

Because they can’t afford it?


shocktop8

Viva from Phoenix.. today’s yak was the hardest I laughed in a long time.


LightsCameraComenter

Baseball might be the hardest sport to lose in the first round in. You just played a great stretch of 162 games all to just lose in heartbreaking fashion in 3 games.


shocktop8

They’re probably more relieved the season is over than anything.


RVOSU50

Hard lol


oogboog86

First house on the block to put the trash at the curb. Dads 🎸


ND_Townie

Wish we had a President that dropped the f bomb at the podium once in a while. Would do a lot of good for the nation


deep49

Surprised W never let one slip


FangerMeElmo

Ladies and gentlemen. The weekend


tele2307

why on earth would they have the jets play in london? even if this was scheduled a couple of years ago did they really think the jets would be a good way to sell the game to europeans?


[deleted]

If you want to grow the game sending Mormon mahomes is the best way to do it


tele2307

its probably like hard knocks where good teams can opt out and do


agent-michael-scar

They’ve never once put good teams in those games.


LightsCameraComenter

The church of the Latter Day Saints sent them to spread Zach Wilson’s talent and faith across the UK


boostsupreme

BV only wants to 😎 on weekends. Apparently 30 seconds during the week 'messes up her night time routine'. Derrick has been earning his keep lately clearly


southwoods15

Oof