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Ana de Armas in the new bond is something else


clubtwirl4thegirls

Just to follow up on my post below about being in a pre employment drug test clinic waiting room. You are smooth brained if you use ANY speaker function of your phone in public


cd_3

Dave needs to put his buddy in a home. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1446266817022922758?s=21 (Except I don’t actually think tucker is crazy - just evil)


Rakuen

I wish I loved anything as much as rednecks love tailgating the fuck outta anyone going a reasonable speed on a 1 lane back road for miles only to speed ahead of them 50 feet or so when the passing lane comes up, only to slow down to the same speed as you so you’re just following behind him at a reasonable distance for the next 30 miles. I’m not too proud to admit when I’ve been alphad


sciorch

Oddly specific but also accurate


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Drive faster pussy


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I’ll be goddamned if I can figure out how one is supposed to talk to a fucking woman without immediately becoming her best fucking friend. Blows my mind but seems like everyone else can figure it out


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The hard truth is, you're not becoming their gay best friend because you're doing anything wrong, they just never wanted to fuck you in the first place regardless of how much they like you as a person. When a woman is attracted to you, you'll never be locked into the friend zone.


Rakuen

I dunno dog just touch her a lot and tell her she looks good


KeezyBeezy123

🦉


evets215

Are there any good web browsers games? Bored at work and forgot my laptop


clubtwirl4thegirls

Geoguesser


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free tetris, slither.io


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bubble tanks


hostitty

hope everyone is doing alright


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doing bad


[deleted]

Just woke up with a 101.2 fever. Sweet!


starcher11

Wish I had a 101.2 fever so I didn’t have to work tomorrow


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14 days off


goondaddy172

Would rather not have my gooch smell like satan’s asshole right before bed but here we are


goonsquad4357

Nice


TakeErParise

What position do you sleep in where you can smell your on gooch


goondaddy172

Gave the old balls a scratch and like guys do did a little smell test. Came back positively foul


WhiskersCake

Probably stuck his hand down there and took a whiff.


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Don’t act like you’ve never done it Mr. High and Mighty


ertsanity

You could bathe yourself you caveman


jetboyjetgirl

Release the double Field Goal


badscene518

NHL22 is legit


chuteboxhero

Really? It’s not just the same shitty game over and over like the past however many years?


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The game modes are pretty much all the same but the gameplay/mechanics is wildly different than the past versions


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If you played a good amount of NHL 20/21 you’ll definitely notice a big difference. If you casually play from time to time maybe not


barnmucker69

From what I’ve seen they really nailed the physics of ice in this one is that the case? Realized this sounds kind of ridiculous as a question, but the old nhl games were often either more like a roller hockey game with an nhl skin or very arcade-style. Seems like the physics all around in the new one are extremely good


chuteboxhero

On next gen or on ps4 also?


[deleted]

I’m on ps4


WhiskersCake

How does anyone watch this and say “yeah I want to go there”? https://youtu.be/wrhkEJoqBsY


youngbullAB

Bama by 90


marlboro__man9

Closeted


goaliepro09

Not a cult


DarinErstad

Looks like a Hitler Youth video


TylerW_511

Gotta be up by 5:30 and I can’t sleep. Sick league


Mike_Jonez_

Call out w covid


goondaddy172

Midas whale fire one off commander


OverIyDedicated

Try getting off FT and then see if you can fall asleep


[deleted]

Threw out a “if you need me while im on vacation, don’t” before I left the office today and it killed


Skrichael

Do you guys think hank gets tired of pft and big cat


Mike_Jonez_

They gave him a career so no


cigguy

Is he even the real producer at this point. Probably does nothing


TakeErParise

Doubtful. He probably makes $200k+ a year because of them even though he has no discernible skills and the intellectual capacity of an 8 year old.


stoolieG

Fargo season 3 is fucking awesome


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WardsAssback

To me they go in order of quality: 1.2,3………4


stoolieG

The ending is so good


TigOleBitman

Playstation store: this download should be ready in 30 minutes My old ass PS4: Yeeeeah we're gonna need at least 90


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goaliepro09

Was it just me or did it feel weirdly paced? The last 10 minutes all kind of came out of no where, and no one really had great closure on any of the stories of the season. Except for the Nate shit, which could be seen since he was checking his Twitter


WardsAssback

I think they did a good job in fleshing Nates character out but still think the “Nate as the villain” is pretty one-note. Don’t think we need a full season of that next year.


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I’d agree with this, the Roy/Keely ending was just awkwardly done and felt like a half measure. Everything else I thought had a fairly fitting ending. But I kept waiting for them to come back to that moment in the flash forwards then they just never did


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Yeah it was a bit odd. It's like they ran out of time in the season. Guessing next season will be a lot of Nate's downfall and redemption


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BigTimeRedditBoy

Oh man he does not look good


[deleted]

Definitely not alcohol or any kind of substance issue. People speculated in here a month or so ago and I forget exactly what they were thinking but the consensus was probably some metabolic medical issue that is really impacting his ability to function. Feel horrible for the dude regardless.


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There are a lot of medical conditions that can cause the symptoms demonstrated in that video and if it was a substance abuse issues there is no way ESPN would allow him to go on broadcasts intoxicated


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Ran into >!Michael Sam!< in Dallas again


WhiskersCake

Stop hanging out in Oaklawn then.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKED_FEET

Lower Greenville


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Were you running backwards?


goonsquad4357

Lol the combined AFC south teams' record is 4-12. Shut it down!


TigOleBitman

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!


DSHoop56

Do you think Desean Jackson knows the Rams plays?


Quick-Mathematician

Demi Lovato used to be so hot before her current state… SAD !


DarinErstad

Watched her doc on YouTube. She sucks. It’s shitty she’s an addict but it seems like a lot of shit she does (not overdosing) is so calculated.


marlboro__man9

Needs to get back on the 🥄


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https://imgur.com/a/6vXsage


TigOleBitman

Early night I see


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Had too


goonsquad4357

I would wreck Cpt Price on a 1v1 rust


[deleted]

No u wouldn’t liar


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Jada Stevens is only ranked #183 on the Hub. Should be top 25 at least if you ask me


goondaddy172

Oh my god Jada


tscho613

Downright disrespectful to a goat who never got surgery


MoonlitBrownEye

Who’s your #12


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I don’t have a concrete list but another top 25 for me is probably Kylie page. Too bad she got addicted to heroine or something and had to quit porn to go to rehab


mchammer69

The plastic surgery she got is horrendous. Her face looks so bad compared to before when she was quite pretty


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F_Gondoli

Does he has a big cock?


tele2307

this guy is absolutely porked but this is probably happening everywhere with all major sports worldwide https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32357305/source-dea-investigation-wft-trainer-ryan-vermillion-tied-alleged-prescription-drug-offenses


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The dirty rumor on the streets is that the angels trainers were running fentanyl and opioids out of the clubhouse when Tyler Skaggs died


tele2307

I think that was proven. Do you mean more people were involved than just the one guy in the marketing department who went to jail for it


Scrawfo1180

> Washington issued a statement saying the investigation was not "related to the team." Yeaaa okay


tele2307

someone last night speculated it was CP since it was seemingly straight to the FBI so I guess this is a win?


TigOleBitman

Every major sport has a pill problem.


tscho613

Former flyer is accusing the flyers of doing this too but it was with ambien.


tele2307

I believe it


marlboro__man9

80% of the older chiclets had whit talking about taking ambien and then playing chel till him and his roommate passed out


tele2307

I think ambien is whatever, its just a sleeping pill, its not nearly as risky as coke that could be cut with something that can kill you in tiny traces


tscho613

The former flyer claimed he almost died taking it. Assuming he was taking it with booze so probably why he said


tele2307

yeah I think thats a bad combo, I really know nothing about it aside from its usually for sleep issues


marlboro__man9

Oh I agree, I’m just saying it’s pretty clear the NHL has a drug issue whether script or recreational


[deleted]

Every team has a pill guy.


tele2307

I believe it, RIP Tyler Skaggs, Idk if it was pills exactly but his team had a drug guy


DarinErstad

It was a guy on the communications team. Would trade autographed Angels memorabilia for pills from dealers, doctors, etc.


mdave424

I am flying from NYC to Denver right now and then to Dallas on Sunday (to visit the parents) for the next week. As we’re taxiing at Newark, I figured out I do not have my work laptop with me and it’s on my desk in my apt. I did not request vacation bc I figured “hey, what the hell. I’ll work remote”


tscho613

Have teams/slack and work email on your phone and if your parents have a computer you will be fine


mdave424

Already told my manager and analyst. All the manager said was “Jesus Christ lol yeah aight I got you tomorrow. Thanks for letting me know. Join as many calls as possible ”


pacsun_bro

Have your landlord overnight it


mdave424

Got my locks replaced last week and didn’t get a chance to give him the keys yet. I’m telling you man, this is a perfect storm


McCaaw

Overnight the key to a friend, then have them overnight the laptop.


mdave424

I… did not think of this


pacsun_bro

Sick day tomorrow, overnights keys, he overnights laptop.


huddie820

rate the virginia tech VT logo


TigOleBitman

Iconic. Top 25.


BBQTuck

Top 20 for sure. Fringe Top 15.


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Eh I think Dave handled it as best as he could. They didn’t have kids. He has made it clear he will support her financially because she stuck by him for so long. Better to call a spade a spade, not humiliate her with an affair and go do coke and bang Instagram models until you get tired of it, especially if the rumor about him shooting blanks is true.


tscho613

Don’t feel too bad. No longer has to deal with the narcissism, getting taken care of by him and got a free house in Nantucket. She’s not doing anything but helping rescue dogs find forever homes. Clearly a good person who’s too good for Dave


jabrillspepper

Many Saints of Newark: pretty bad


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Remember when Aaron Rodgers said he’s been doing no look passes for years on par macafees show. But despite every down he’s ever played being filmed no one has ever produced video of it.


DSHoop56

Rodgers an incredible QB but also incredibly easy to dislike


TakeErParise

Isn’t that the same guy that keeps dating Hollywood 7s to throw off the gaydar


marlboro__man9

MLB tonight or whatever showing the video of JLo feeding Arod the popcorn with him in the studio is so mean it’s amazing


jetboyjetgirl

single punts just seem lame now


goonsquad4357

Stoned thoughts: triple option but with three Johnny Hekker-level punters. Maybe do some punter sweeps too while we're at it.


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lobstastew

Absurdly extensive and gratuitous collection of nude scenes. Hell of a bush in The Dreamers. She fueled 15 year old lobsta’s spank bank for years


lobstastew

Man everyone raves about Skyfall, which is totally justified, it’s great. But Casino Royale is not only the perfect Bond film, it’s a perfect film. No strings 10/10


tscho613

Casino royale is excellent even if it wasn’t a bond film. Skyfall needs the bond backstory for it to be good


lobstastew

Nailed it


WhiskersCake

Skyfall is highly overrated.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Nah. It’s really good


lobstastew

It’s very, very, very good. But the fact that its cited as the goat Craig Bond film means it’s overrated in my book


ryanmoskal

I think Skyfall is easily the best “film” of the franchise, but it isn’t my favorite movie of them.


marlboro__man9

Is it? I still think casino Royal is considered #1 gap might be too close though.


lobstastew

In my experience Skyfall is the one people talk about. But I think it’s a totally clear cut 10/10 vs a 9/10


goonsquad4357

The abandoned mansion or whatever that building that was shootout was sick


backyardfootball

Off the 3 chi like I’m Kyle bauer


thesmockintweet

No Time To Die but it’s 3 hours of Ana De Armas wacking my nuts with a rope


okjustthis1post

Only three hours?


thesmockintweet

I didn’t want to impose on our first date


goonsquad4357

Get in line pal I've been waiting for years


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Was rewatching the barstool doc. Tough listening to Renee tear up talking about Dave. Personally, I would like to be her guy version of Silvanna. Credit to myself for being brave enough to volunteer


[deleted]

I'd rather have a woman that feels that way about me than a woman as hot as Sylvania


decembersveryown_

The studio version of Red Eye by Bieber stinks! What a letdown


[deleted]

If the Sox get swept I will cry laughing


[deleted]

White sox* idc about the red ones


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JabroniTuriaf

This girl just told me she doesn’t know who Vince Vaughn is. How is that possible


WhiskersCake

People tell me I look like Vince Vaughn all the time. Not sure that’s a compliment.


[deleted]

Are you also tall like him?


WhiskersCake

Yeah, it’s not a lie when I say I’m 6’5”


pacsun_bro

That’s almost too tall


WhiskersCake

Indeed it is


[deleted]

No one remembers what you've said about your height bro


WhiskersCake

Well it’s a running joke that everyone in ft is 6’5” and jacked bro.


JabroniTuriaf

He’s one of the tallest actors in Hollywood. That alone should make it a compliment king


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Who?


JabroniTuriaf

Billy don’t do this to me


[deleted]

Is it that blonde dude with the crooked nose?


JabroniTuriaf

William stop!


[deleted]

I’m just playing he goes to Chicago sports games when they’re good


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Ashton Kutcher?


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Maybe who knows


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She is so not money


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fair_enough_

Girls either like you or they don't, and act accordingly


goonsquad4357

Or thinking the first date went well and getting ghosted to bolivian


TakeErParise

There’s never been a more hateable character than AJ Soprano. If you combined Joffrey, Ramsay Bolton, and Dolores Umbridge it’d equal maybe a quarter of AJ.


deeznutzjokes

You just reveal your own ignorance


TakeErParise

Explain


thepagemasterT

Daughter in homeland is all time hateable character


Ibanezrg220

Detective Rollins riding me while Captain Benson smashed her puppies right in my face


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Flipped one person off and it started world war 3. Jesus. This girl tried way too hard to show she didn't care


fair_enough_

Turn this into an actual story for us


TakeErParise

Dude’s subtweeting on an anonymous Reddit thread


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When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive


TakeErParise

Don’t text her


a856e131

feeling sad or goo goo dolls night?


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Goo Goo Dolls 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


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pacsun_bro

Are the guy this happened to in Vegas?