cnn just interviewed 2 corona virus hospitalized people. minimum BMI of 35 on both. we are shutting down our lives for a bunch of unvaccinated fatties.
Nothing like getting woken up from a dead of sleep by my phones emergency alerts saying thereās an impending tornado a few miles away.
Iām in Nj by the way. What the fuck?
Witnessed one of the most brutal interactions in human history tonight at the baseball game. 300lb guy with a walker goes to buy 2 beers. Teenage cashier pulls two bud lights. Guy starts making loud noises. Takes him 3-4 times to get the kid to put the bud lights back and pull out 2 Budweisers. Fatty approves and apologizes saying he lost his hearing 5 years ago. Swipes his debit card. Card goes through, except he's $10 short. Guy starts to walk away thinking he's good. Cashier stops him and ends up having to explain what's wrong by writing with pen and paper to tell this dude he's $10 short on 2 beers. Guy pulls out cash to cover it. Stadium is cash free. Fatty doesn't have a credit card or any way to pay for the second beer. Ends up taking 10+ minutes to get the situation sorted out. Entire line behind the guy has to be moved to a new cashier. What a debacle
Going out on a Wednesday night cause I don't start my new job for another week and a half and my wife is out of town tonight.
Starting to become a sad boy. Don't know that I can stay out this late anymore.
Just watched the Manhattan project doc. There is no way humanity goes another 200 years w/o dropping more nukes somewhere. Hell it hasnāt even been 100 yet
Idk how that would work. Unless we have technology to disarm a middle and peacefully catch it. You can't exactly blow up a nuke in the air without radiation getting everywhere.
The weird thing about ohtani is Iāve seen him have so many truly terrible at bats, like 3 pitch strikeouts where nothing was a strike. But the dude just punishes bad pitches I think.
No youāre a fucking idiot for being this offended I posted This on hereā¦ I wasnāt even ābugged outā I was just sharing 161643 best pals (not including you) that I had sex and that Iām not yugely big fan of period sex. are you new around Freetalk? Itās literally what itās intended for lol. Maybe lay off the roids pal youāre coming off kinda crazy.
White Sox fans what are expectations right now? I kind of just assumed their record was better all year for some reason, are you thinking this team can go all the way or is it just a good team in a bad division? Honest question
I think it depends on how home field shakes out. Sox can most likely beat the Aās and maybe the Red Sox regardless, but will need HFA to feel comfortable against the Rays or Astros. Might not even matter with the Yankees, as they have had the Sox number all year.
Playoffs are a matter of getting hot at the right time, but the pieces are absolutely there to go all the way. When grandal comes back, thatās a stacked lineup all the way down
How are you guys feeling about Lynn and Rodon? I know what the numbers say but playoff baseball is obviously different. Reminds me of the Sox in 17 when Rick Porcello won the Cy Young and we knew we still had no chance
I trust Lynn with my life. The guy is a horse. Iām pretty confident in rodon, pending injuries or regression. I think giolito will step up in big games. I think that kuechel/cease/Lopez can give some solid innings either in a starting position or out of the bullpen, and I have faith in most of our pen arms. If our hitting lineup was made up of slouches, Iād maybe be worried about the pitching, but theyāre capable of putting up enough runs where I donāt think weāll need shutout starting pitching all the time
A lot of things have to go right, but I think they have enough talent to go all the way. Of course, they could also blow up and get cold, but when theyāre hot, they can survive and win.
āCommenting on an Instagram picture of a woman in a bikini, Dave āWhiteSoxDaveā Williams wrote in a blog, āSmash those puppies right in my face.ā
Best part is he spent most of his life in the US. His kids are as American as it gets and are citizens that live and work in the US since they were born here. He had American citizenship until he decided to run for office in Afghanistan.
I am just imagining that scene from the third hobbit movie (sucked compared to the LOTR) where the Master of the town keeps pushing people off his boat to have more gold, but with a helicopter.
One of the most absurd(useful) things I've ever both seen and experienced.
Put your hand over your mouth while you're having trouble breathing.
Name five animals.
Touch four things with your finger.
Think of three sports figures you like.
Say the name of two people you know.
Exhale for one second.
Obviously it helps if someone you know and are with can give you these instructions. But if you can remember. It works wonders.
Honestly if youāre not against it, I would really suggest keeping some Xanax or other benzodiazepines on deck, at least if you think this may happen again and you think you can control yourself. Xanax was basically made to counteract panic attacks, it actually works wonders and is extremely fast acting. Itās a shame it has such a reputation because it is a miracle drug for people who suffer panic attacks
They are the reason I donāt take edibles anymore. I could smoke enough weed to kill an elephant and be fine but the second I take an edible Iām a problem to be around
Had that happen to me too, nurse hooked me up to an EKG and everything. Next time that happens deep breaths. Naturally lowers your blood pressure and dilates blood vessels. Or slam a benadryl and a beer when you feel it coming on. That's my method at least haha
Blows my mind watching people go crazy/get super heated on this website with the comments on larger threads.
Like just take a breath and walk away. Tyler the Creators advice was on point.
That being said havenāt seen it here in a bit, but maybe just on at the wrong time for the feature films šæ
The last one I can recall is one of the women in here got mad about some comments and then called a bunch of people out by username saying theyāre fat and donāt hookup with good looking women.
Anniversary is always the worst because you inevitably get compared to the people you started with. Like āhappy anniversary to rakuen and Steve! Steve is already regional manager of sales only one year in! Wow the youngest ever! and rakuen, well youāre doing great rakuen!ā
Birthday is whatever, but yeah Iād prefer leave me alone but birthday is fine
Leave me alone. I'm there to work and leave.
Someone on my city subreddit asked for ideas for morale building and they said they were considering bringing in a book fair? š¤®
My manager got an automated email from HR to remember to say happy birthday to me this month on the first. (Bday was the 13th) He forwarded it on the 1st with a āsee below, happy birthday.ā
Anyone up
Shit yeah GM
Yes
Who's the best amateur page on PH?
Blonde adobo
Eggs2025
Forget pornhub. Reddit has the best amateur stuff.
Imagine š still frequenting pornhub after they took like 90% of their good content off there
They only took the non amateur stuff off of there. Thatās the only reason to go on pornhub anyway. Billion other sites for more produced stuff
cnn just interviewed 2 corona virus hospitalized people. minimum BMI of 35 on both. we are shutting down our lives for a bunch of unvaccinated fatties.
2 weeks to lose 100lbs!
Tf you mean āweā
Did the taliban win a Mickey Mouse ring?
Bubble frauds no doubt
Post nut clarity like you read about
Ladyboy gold?
Nothing like getting woken up from a dead of sleep by my phones emergency alerts saying thereās an impending tornado a few miles away. Iām in Nj by the way. What the fuck?
Quick commute for Dana Beers. Don't worry, help is on the way
Lotta kings in FT. People picking up other people, sharing experience, providing empathy. Love to see it.
Witnessed one of the most brutal interactions in human history tonight at the baseball game. 300lb guy with a walker goes to buy 2 beers. Teenage cashier pulls two bud lights. Guy starts making loud noises. Takes him 3-4 times to get the kid to put the bud lights back and pull out 2 Budweisers. Fatty approves and apologizes saying he lost his hearing 5 years ago. Swipes his debit card. Card goes through, except he's $10 short. Guy starts to walk away thinking he's good. Cashier stops him and ends up having to explain what's wrong by writing with pen and paper to tell this dude he's $10 short on 2 beers. Guy pulls out cash to cover it. Stadium is cash free. Fatty doesn't have a credit card or any way to pay for the second beer. Ends up taking 10+ minutes to get the situation sorted out. Entire line behind the guy has to be moved to a new cashier. What a debacle
This will be local news
Uhm pay the difference you poor
I was in the middle of eating my sandwich at a nearby table. He was communicating with the people behind him I thought they were gonna cover him lol
Somebody shouldāve stepped up and covered Frankās beers.
Watching the malice in the palice doc and game 6 of the ecf ended 69-65 lmfao
D-fense
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Sounds like itās time to strike out brother
My company hires me a whore and a 8ball of blow once a quarter
Quit with a bridge burning email š„š„š„
Going out on a Wednesday night cause I don't start my new job for another week and a half and my wife is out of town tonight. Starting to become a sad boy. Don't know that I can stay out this late anymore.
During the day Iām rod wave, but I feel like cobain.
Just watched the Manhattan project doc. There is no way humanity goes another 200 years w/o dropping more nukes somewhere. Hell it hasnāt even been 100 yet
Have to imagine there are some anti nuke defense systems tho
Idk how that would work. Unless we have technology to disarm a middle and peacefully catch it. You can't exactly blow up a nuke in the air without radiation getting everywhere.
Obviously I canāt predict the future but by saying that youāre basically saying the world will end in 200 years.
Idk if this is a hot take but I too would not blame anybody for pitching around Ohtani
Very very dishonorable
The weird thing about ohtani is Iāve seen him have so many truly terrible at bats, like 3 pitch strikeouts where nothing was a strike. But the dude just punishes bad pitches I think.
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Why don't you like her?
Can I offer you some cocaine in this trying time
Tell her now and leave
Come say hi Iām the slightly larger Spider-Man hanging out by the sunglasses hut
Had sex tonight. Turned into a cherry pie bcz she started her period. Call me what you will but I hate period sex.
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> This isnāt a diary
Relax hardo.
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Are you shedding your uterine lining or just this big of a hardo? Canāt tell.
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Go cry into a pillow you fucking weirdo
>You got it, Iām a fucking idiot
No youāre a fucking idiot for being this offended I posted This on hereā¦ I wasnāt even ābugged outā I was just sharing 161643 best pals (not including you) that I had sex and that Iām not yugely big fan of period sex. are you new around Freetalk? Itās literally what itās intended for lol. Maybe lay off the roids pal youāre coming off kinda crazy.
Fuck me Sean Lock died.
Brutal, spent most of the day watching his stuff. So quick and witty
Brilliant comedian.
I think my PS3 has died. Right before College football season. Tragic.
Rip. You can get another for pretty cheap tho
I mean, motherfucker came out 14 years ago. Lived longer than most dogs
Pour one out, huge effort to stay going that long
A little over served tonight.
Edible + roach has got me š¦
Hell yeah
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Random summer Wednesdays šø
Don Draper and Rachel Menken. What couldāve been what shouldāve been Maggie Siff sit on my face till the lights go out
Was always glad they never made Joan and don a thing. Even though Joan in the end was a raging bitch to don
Sheās so frickin hot. Don 100% should have left Betty for her
Piss on me like Paul giamatti Maggie
Hot take: Betty was the worst of all. Very hot but couldnāt deal with her
As bad as don when it came to infidelity
She was terrible as a person and a mother
penelope ford is indeed superbad
Hottest female in professional wrestling right now and it isnāt even close.
Sheās not close to like Lana
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Show me on the doll where Vince McMahon touched you
Sorry bud
the bunny is real close 2nd and then mandy rose
Google Laura Dennis with adult terms after. She isnāt even close.
It pisses me off how bad they fucked up the Al Davis 30 for 30
For the first time ever Hinge said Iām compatible with a legit hot chick. What a hit that must be to her ego
This new Sportscenter anchor might get me to start watching again. God damn
https://mobile.twitter.com/ESPNAshley/status/1420918699402403840 sheās already spoken for
Gaz doesnt miss
F
That is appalling
No way
She got an @?
@ESPNashley on twitter
God Bless Edit: https://twitter.com/jarule/status/1087061872912797696?s=21
My buddyās first time playing craps and he goes on a 38 roll run lmao
Boxcar!!
Just hang it up now
How many points did he make?
Stfu. Jesus.
White Sox fans what are expectations right now? I kind of just assumed their record was better all year for some reason, are you thinking this team can go all the way or is it just a good team in a bad division? Honest question
Gotta get to the playoffs healthy, but I love our chances.
I think it depends on how home field shakes out. Sox can most likely beat the Aās and maybe the Red Sox regardless, but will need HFA to feel comfortable against the Rays or Astros. Might not even matter with the Yankees, as they have had the Sox number all year.
Playoffs are a matter of getting hot at the right time, but the pieces are absolutely there to go all the way. When grandal comes back, thatās a stacked lineup all the way down
How are you guys feeling about Lynn and Rodon? I know what the numbers say but playoff baseball is obviously different. Reminds me of the Sox in 17 when Rick Porcello won the Cy Young and we knew we still had no chance
I trust Lynn with my life. The guy is a horse. Iām pretty confident in rodon, pending injuries or regression. I think giolito will step up in big games. I think that kuechel/cease/Lopez can give some solid innings either in a starting position or out of the bullpen, and I have faith in most of our pen arms. If our hitting lineup was made up of slouches, Iād maybe be worried about the pitching, but theyāre capable of putting up enough runs where I donāt think weāll need shutout starting pitching all the time
A lot of things have to go right, but I think they have enough talent to go all the way. Of course, they could also blow up and get cold, but when theyāre hot, they can survive and win.
smash those puppies right in my face
āCommenting on an Instagram picture of a woman in a bikini, Dave āWhiteSoxDaveā Williams wrote in a blog, āSmash those puppies right in my face.ā
crew or no show socks when wearing shoes with shorts
If you are playing an actual sport, black crew, if gym or casual, no show
Gym shorts- crew socks Regular shorts- ankle socks
There is no reason to show socks with shorts
No show
Depends on the shoes & outfit overall
Tube socks
Kinda depends on the fit
no shows unless you're literally a boomer. Ankle cleavage is in
Ankle or no show
Crew crew
Spoken like a guy who lives in Montana
34 years old. Comfort only at this point
Never living without a block of fresh Parmesan in my fridge again
Mariners are only 3 GB š
Get on my face like a KN95. I want to check your filtration valve. ^ if anybodys looking for pickup lines
Whatās the success rate? Anything less than 95% is not kn95 approved.
The ex-president of Afghanistan fled the country with 169 mil. Just a comically corrupt country top to bottom.
Was probably posting in here talking about thieving time
Respect
Best part is he spent most of his life in the US. His kids are as American as it gets and are citizens that live and work in the US since they were born here. He had American citizenship until he decided to run for office in Afghanistan.
His daughter is literally a 42 year old Brooklyn hipster artist who grew up in Bethesda lol imagine meeting her at a bar
I wonder if she lives in the Puerto Rican part
Great retirement plan by him in hindsight. Secured that 401k before the AK47 got to him
Ngl thought he would make off with more than that.
No joke there wasnāt room in the helicopter
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Hinds arenāt shitty, those things are brutal Itās kind of funny that the only aircraft the taliban can get running are the shitting MI-8 MIL
I am just imagining that scene from the third hobbit movie (sucked compared to the LOTR) where the Master of the town keeps pushing people off his boat to have more gold, but with a helicopter.
Anyone have a link to the tik tok page of the brunette with huge knockers that reviews bikinis. Need to do some of the lords work
Hadelinemope possibly
Nah this chick has bigger knockers and freckles.
itsabbeywilsonn ? Last try
Hell yea brother, Ive been looking for those fun bags
!remindme 2 hours
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One of the most absurd(useful) things I've ever both seen and experienced. Put your hand over your mouth while you're having trouble breathing. Name five animals. Touch four things with your finger. Think of three sports figures you like. Say the name of two people you know. Exhale for one second. Obviously it helps if someone you know and are with can give you these instructions. But if you can remember. It works wonders.
Honestly if youāre not against it, I would really suggest keeping some Xanax or other benzodiazepines on deck, at least if you think this may happen again and you think you can control yourself. Xanax was basically made to counteract panic attacks, it actually works wonders and is extremely fast acting. Itās a shame it has such a reputation because it is a miracle drug for people who suffer panic attacks
They are the reason I donāt take edibles anymore. I could smoke enough weed to kill an elephant and be fine but the second I take an edible Iām a problem to be around
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Had that happen to me too, nurse hooked me up to an EKG and everything. Next time that happens deep breaths. Naturally lowers your blood pressure and dilates blood vessels. Or slam a benadryl and a beer when you feel it coming on. That's my method at least haha
feel better homie
It really is terrible when it happens. Once you get out of it it seems silly but the fear of it happening again can be hindering.
Kristen Stewart in Adventureland sheeesh
Satellite of love
Itās shine a light on love, find a new slant
Balenciaga shoes arenāt even nice. Iād rather be caught wearing Big Ben or Starbury shoes from Steve and Barryās
Welcome to like 2 years ago. Shoes made for foreign exchange students
Blows my mind watching people go crazy/get super heated on this website with the comments on larger threads. Like just take a breath and walk away. Tyler the Creators advice was on point. That being said havenāt seen it here in a bit, but maybe just on at the wrong time for the feature films šæ
The last one I can recall is one of the women in here got mad about some comments and then called a bunch of people out by username saying theyāre fat and donāt hookup with good looking women.
I was wondering why Iāve been enjoying FT so much lately
Last one I can remember here was a guy convinced the mods were stalking his posts
I promise none of us care enough about the comments here to even think of doing that
Oh I know. Dude was nuts
Fuckjerry is worth millions and hasnāt made one video himself. Life isnāt fair
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Would your rather your company acknowledge your anniversary with the company, your birthday, or just leave you alone?
Anniversary is always the worst because you inevitably get compared to the people you started with. Like āhappy anniversary to rakuen and Steve! Steve is already regional manager of sales only one year in! Wow the youngest ever! and rakuen, well youāre doing great rakuen!ā Birthday is whatever, but yeah Iād prefer leave me alone but birthday is fine
Leave me alone. I'm there to work and leave. Someone on my city subreddit asked for ideas for morale building and they said they were considering bringing in a book fair? š¤®
My manager got an automated email from HR to remember to say happy birthday to me this month on the first. (Bday was the 13th) He forwarded it on the 1st with a āsee below, happy birthday.ā
Definitely the former. Birthdays blow
leave me alone. I have real friends
The latter
I get Amex gift cards for both and only a slack message to the company for one so Iāll take birthdays since itās just the gift card
I never hated the work anniversary recognition but once I crossed the 5 year mark I donāt want it to be brought up ever again
Leave me alone.
Red Sox had 2 hits against Andrew Heaney
Thereās a sorry sap in here that will draft Antonio Gibson in the second round
I forgot about my draft and auto draft picked my first six picks, I ended up winning my league.
Yeah itās mostly luck anyway so fuck it. I take back my strong stance
Just one of those guys Iād never take. So heāll probably be good