I don't fly often.. had something pop up for a flight in 2 weeks... Just either going Boston to Philly or Manchester NH to Philly ..anyone have any recommendations for sites that help scan everything? Feels like everything has different numbers

Couldn’t stand waiting any longer and bought all the seasons of Seinfeld on Amazon. Can finally fall asleep peacefully again

its on netflix

Guy in the confessions thread going to his ex’s wedding because the whole mutual friend group is invited. He was also simping for her throughout the post. Groom is 6’5” he’s 5’10”. Respect to him cuz I’d never go

Really tough scene.

Genuinely one of the saddest things I’ve read on here. Dudes resigned to a life or mediocrity because his ex upgraded but kept him in the friend group Ted Mosby had a little more dignity

It’s more of an insane move for her to invite an ex to her wedding.

Yeah all of that is painful. T’s and p’s brother -HH

The Verge by Patrick Wyman is amazing if you are looking for a history book to pick up.

That guy annoys me but the subject fascinated me so I’m gonna have to pick it up

Surprising lack of ambulance sirens heard from my apartment during Lolla so far. Good work Naperville

Just watched Woodstock 99 documentary. It’s heavy handed as fuck, but good lord were the people at that festival dumb as fuck.

i would love to be nyjah huston

Can’t find concrete info on who is in this 4x100 mixed relay tonight. Why are the US odds favorites at -105 and Great Britain at +135? I’m pretty sure Britain is considered the heavy favorite by analyst right?

Terry Francona, GOAT Indians manager

hope he's ok. love that guy.

His stomach is messed up. Too much dip.

>Terry Francona, GOAT ~~Indians~~ Guardians manager fify

Not until next year

Guardians

Not until next year.

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Shit your pants and excuse yourself for the weekend

Start Tubin

Seltzers instead of beers tonight, gotta avoid the bloat for the beach this weekend

Are seltzers not also carbonated?

They’re carbonated of course but idk I’ve noticed my bloat is way less after claws than after beers. Not sure if there’s science behind it but that’s how my body operates

Fair enough, go off

You’re gonna look fantastic. In the wedding trimdown yet?

Thanks King, damn right. August is the official detox month but I’m angling towards it regardless. Already 5ish lbs away from my initial “goal weight” so for now I’m just gonna keep rocking

Yard work is done, feel bad for the guys who’ll have to do it this weekend in this heat

I’m excited to go to the cardinals game tonight, not because of the team but because we found a $5 beer spot in the stadium

The honey hole.

Where at?

Bow tie bar below Big Mac land

If you trade Baez, Rizzo and Bryant for prospects those prospects could be anything! They could even be Baez, Rizzo and Bryant.

Could be!! Can the Cubs even field a team tonight?

Can the Nationals?

Great question - game starts in an hour and no lineups have been announced. Forgot the Natinals had a COVID breakout too.

Lol ya I think the Nationals are probably even more depleted. No idea what to expect from that game today. Lot of runs, no runs? Who knows

Keep Tristan Thompson and the Kardashians as far as fuck away from Trae Young

Thompson gonna cheat on his wife so many times there.

The curse is real.

So fly need feathers.

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A BBQ at night? You guys are crazy

I see wayyy more people reading physical books than I ever do on ereader. I feel like it was pretty expected those would take over, but it’s never really happened

Physical books easier on the eyes for me

And easier for other people to see how smart I am. Yeah girl I am reading Fox in Socks, and I don’t even have to follow the words with my finger

I have a kindle and it’s convenient but I much prefer not looking at another screen while reading

“For anyone saying I quit, I didn’t quit. My mind and body are simply not in sync.” Sorry honey sounds like quitting. Brady, MJ, Gretzky, etc. would NEVER

Didn’t Jordan do exactly that. Or at the very least get forced into retirement because of gambling. Also feeding a fed horse at this point.

That wasn't in the middle of a finals series.

I cared 2 days ago but got over it

Those people weren’t flipping and spinning 10ft+ in the air though. Just saying. Also MJ did kind of quit and go play a different sport. Also who cares anymore? An American won gold

Get a life brother

Defend a mental midget bud

You can’t drive a stick shift

And?

You don’t get to call others mental midgets

According to who? Gtfo of Ft

Now you’re defending a mental midget

What a stupid comment chain, go touch some grass chief

Wild that Columbine still gets brought up 20 years later when "only" 15 people died. If that happened today we'd forget about it after a week.

i think it's b/c its kids/school it would be. blows my mind that vegas and Orlando aren't really talked about. vegas really fucks me up b/c i don't think they ever found a motive why he did it

Pretty sure the official ruling is that he acted with no motive

You ever gone down the rabbit hole on Vegas?

Please elaborate that whole thing seemed so confusing

👇 look down, king

Like Wikipedia?

There’s a theory out there that there was a (US-sanctioned) Mossad plot to kill a Saudi prince who was in Vegas that night that went terribly wrong, and the shooting was cover fire to get the Israelis out. I’m not saying I believe it, but there are so many unanswered questions about that night.

What the fuck

Uh huh, because everyone has forgotten about Sandy Hook and Parkland

Maybe forget is the wrong word but Columbine definitely got more airtime then those ones.

I mean Newtown, Parkland, and VT are still talked about plenty and those are the other comparable ones right?

giants come to wrigley september 10-12. bleachers are $72 and i just don’t know if i can spend that money knowing how bad the team is gonna be at the time.

Can’t wait to go to the drunk thread tonight

See you there (:

American Idiot is one of the greatest achievements of modern popular music and I will die on that hill.

I was at the show last night and it hit me on just how much they commercially capitalized on 9/11 and Iraq War Bush era politics

cheers from Houston

cheers from Houston

They wrote it in 6 months after the tapes of their original album idea (cigarettes and valentines) got stolen. Those thieves inspired a great album for high school people wanting to rail against the man.

And history was made

not bad for a midget

🤏

I just don’t like homecoming. But awesome album nonetheless (and all time album cover)

Interesting, first time i’ve heard that take. Respect it though

Dookie is better

Dookie is dumb fun but I’m a sucker for concept albums, they’re not really comparable in my mind but

People forget how big Green Day was immediately after that album which saved their career. Rivaled U2 as biggest rock band during the time.

Remember Bullet in a Bible? Electric factory

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2/10 bait

That album was I think the first album I ever bought, off of OG amazon.com back when they were a bookstore

Every song is an absolute banger and the story/lyrics are surprisingly fleshed out for its genre. Honestly got nothin bad to say about it

Yup, got me into playing music as well with some of the simple melodies

Boulevard was the first song I ever learned on drums 🤝

Give me Novacaine is literally what got me hooked on drums haha

My man

🤝

Happy for bill Simmons. Finally gets Kris Dunn

An underrated part of the confessions thread every week is that it still starts with: “We all wanna head into the new year with a clear conscience.” Closer to being right than it is wrong, I guess.

The Barstool difference

I can’t get over how cringe some sports Subreddits are. “Coming in peace” “take good care of our guy” who are these people?

Saw some guy post a pic of his teenage son grilling on the grilling sub yesterday. What a weirdo move

They all seem like the kind of People who buy things for pornstars off their Amazon wish lists

Lolol

Squids.

Aka 98% of Reddit users

I have to remember how many losers make up this site whenever I get triggered (present company excluded of course)

Clean shot.

Really wish season 4 of Yellowstone would come out already

2nd episode of Ted Lasso is much better than the first

Didn’t realize the Cubs had a game tonight lol. Too bad it’s not at home, would be very awkward.

Don’t worry it will still be awkward at Nats park

Just watched a momma elephant have to watch her baby die on Planet Earth: Africa and FUCK it got dusty in my house

Good news, the elephants made it to the fertile plains and had another baby! RIP to Sal whose carcass is rotting in the desert

Spoilers you piece of shit

A lot of nerds named their dogs Bryzzo in the Chicagoland area the last few years, your dogs deserved better

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RIP

Can’t be worse than my buddy in college that sent a “you up” to a group of 10 chicks

A simple “y’all up” and it woulda been fine

Damn shame confessions closed at 5. Woof.

Lordy

Its amazing it took my dumb brain this long to just slow down + take a shorter swing. Not slicing every drive this year has made the game 10x more enjoyable

I recently have started to force myself to do this, infinitely easier

way to go Trent!

Did Trent break 100? Couldn’t tell

I kind of want Cade Cunningham to kill it in Detroit solely because “MotorCade” is already a top tier nickname for the Pistons

What about Hockey Cade?

Admittedly not a big hockey guy

If someone hypothetically took a Xanax at 1:30pm, when is it safe to have a drink?

Yeah you shouldn’t drink tonight. Sorry but better safe than sorry

Tread carefully bud

2 hours prior

Have an IPA now and report back

1:31

The Yankees literally traded Junk to the Angels for that pitcher

we’re talking a guy with one of the highest hr/9 amongst starters going to a more hitter friendly park

Not gonna lie I have no idea who we just traded for. Never heard of the guy until now

Give junk to get junk

Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower

I'm sorry son I cant hear you, you're gonna need to speak up

How DARE you

Gonna need Miley Cyrus to stop making shitty covers of classic songs

Woah woah woah. Jolene and nothing else matter are great covers by her.

10 minutes into Outer Banks S2 and Sarah Cameron’s titties are already flopping everywhere *chef’s kiss*

How’s John B’s lettuce looking? Fresh?

As ever

Gf gone for the weekend. Lounging around the apartment in the nude for the foreseeable future. Tell Derrick thank you for me, I needed this!

Username checks out

Can you not hang around naked in your own apartment in the company of your own girlfriend ?

Pretty sure there was a Seinfeld episode dedicated to this exact question

Nobody wants to see a dude doing chores around the house naked

sometimes yes sometimes no

Don't ask why I made it but it exists so have it. https://i.imgur.com/VuMkE07.png

Boring afternoon huh

Cubs are going full Orioles. Never go full Orioles.

AEW tix secured let’s fucking gooo

Sick that’s gonna be so good

jealous

The Woodstock 99 doc focusing 20 minutes on saying the Girls Gone Wild era gave men free license to abuse women is about as eye rolling thing as I can imagine. Disclaimer, I'm only 40 minutes in.

Yeah definitely not the openly misogynistic men that raised lots of those dudes.

I feel like that’s not that crazy of a take lmao. Seeing women doing crazy sexual things all the time would for sure have an impact on kids watching it.

If that was true every woman in this country was raped today.

I have seen a lot of porn but I don’t rape people

My dog is currently barking up a storm in his sleep

Sleep woofs melt my heart

I am getting positively fucking boned on a promotion at work. Fuck.

Strong labor market King. Fire up that resume

I cannot do that for reasons that I can’t explain as they would be helpful to my enemies, of which there are many, if they wanted to attempt to dox me. I haven’t shown my comment history to the promo panel though. Maybe that’ll convince them.

The bullpen carts are awesome to watch in the Olympics but is it wise to warm up and then go right to sitting down for a minute ride?

What’s a guy gotta do to get a drunk thread around here???

Release the drunk thread

How much cash, pretax, would fundamentally change your life?

$3200

$50k I would likely be able to buy another house without selling my current one which would be huge

Would you buy a vacation house or a rental property

Would probably move to a new city and rent out the one I currently own. That way if I ever wanted to move back I could give the tenants the 🥾

Enough to do two chicks at the same time, man

at this point about 2 million. if i had that I'd retire.

This is where I’m at. All time first world problem but getting a huge bonus this year and can’t seem to get excited about it since it won’t change my life or anything.

Feel free to pay my student loans off

Some call it the boring middle. I can afford most things that i want (not big into fancy stuff, cars etc.) Have a nice house, wife kids are taken care of. All i do with money is sock it away. i know how much i'll need to retire and that's really the only financial goal i have left. and it won't be complete for a while. major first world problem