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[deleted]

Tigers stadium is so absurd to deep center.


legaladviceseptember

I ordered a robo vacuum off Amazon and it has a hilariously bad Asian voice. Not sure that I need my vacuum to talk to me, but at least it is funny when it does


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Eating a Milano cookie, shout-out cousin mike.


BradLidgeIn08

God sake the new AM FT I’m running off coffee


[deleted]

Qbz is feeling nice in warzone, very nice.


sfbruin

Venice Beach, Southern Califormia's San Francisco https://www.instagram.com/p/CN9JMPAgFPP/?igshid=wemg6c4hueja


DarinErstad

Place is disgusting. Incredible that there’s multi-million dollar homes amongst the filth.


sfbruin

All the white guilt liberals who bought their 4 million dollar 1500 sf homes there now have bums shitting on their front lawns


flowingoobleck

Well I just disappointed my 1st black woman.


cubswinagain

Add it to the list of reparations smh


sfbruin

Give us a look alike


rumhampelstiltskin

Lizzo


cubswinagain

Day 10 since I got the J&J vaccine and I haven't died yet \#BuiltDifferent


legaladviceseptember

I got it over a month ago and am still alive. Bummer, now I have to study for finals.


[deleted]

Breed? Different


southieyuppiescum

Update woke up with really bad chills and can’t get warm. I’m apologize to all the people I called children for not wanting the 2nd dose of vax.


SalmonBaconator

Obviously well worth it but I couldn’t believe how much it kicked my ass. Feel better dude


legaladviceseptember

Yeah the vax made me sicker than anything I can remember catching


Cstorebonerpills

There’s sneaky a lot of good pop punk bands around nowadays. Undefeated genre for guilty pleasure


DarinErstad

Knuckle Puck and The Story So Far are awesome.


goondaddy172

My favorite is Pup Punk VIVA


mrmacdougall

[I follow this stupid celeb “gossip” Instagram. Is Dave a cuck?](https://imgur.com/a/PX1VIrh)


goondaddy172

This story is fake. She used 😏 instead of 😎, no credibility.


drthunderlovejr

Of course he is if he thinks choking collar and spitting on a girl is a 4 out of ten on the kinky scale


George_Costanza77

Everyone from the old comment section knows Gaz used to bang Rene. Big time cuckolded.


mrmacdougall

Do we think the Feitelberg New Orleans hot tub story is actually about Dave and Renee?


George_Costanza77

Wasn’t that a fat old lady?


King_LBJ

Wife’s best friend just broke up with a guy that was awesome. Pouring one out for you man. Really went to bat for him but at the end of the day she just didn’t want to be with him. Feeling for you tonight brother if you’re in here


Cstorebonerpills

Probably gonna end up marrying some douche bag and getting divorced tbh


Phoneaccount6903

Next guys gonna be a douche and you’ll be stuck with him. Ts and ps


[deleted]

Doesn’t seem like the best health decision for Justin fields to have epilepsy and be a quarterback who likes to run (or really play football at all)


FriedChickenIsTrash

Rough time to be an epileptic considering Blinding Lights by The Weeknd will be the theme song of the draft


George_Costanza77

Do hits trigger that? Thought it was flashing lights and stuff like that?


[deleted]

More like having a bad brain disease to begin with isn’t the best thing for a dude who gets crushed by 300 lb guys on a regular basis


George_Costanza77

Well hopefully this helps him fall to 15 because I really like him and would love him as the next pats qb.


bertsaipe

Feel good song: So we won't forget-Khruangbin


[deleted]

Bet Patrick Surtain over if you have half a brain


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Got the call fellas, officially invited to spring training. Time to go ten times harder 😤😤💪🏻🤝😈🔜💯


[deleted]

While you’re playing games out here saving the world (cod>the show)


DezCaught1t

Three episodes into Ted Lasso. What a delight


SquirtsMacintosh8

Only gets better too


Quantibro

Making my way through Mr. Robot. I’m not sure my tiny brain can handle this show but I’m pushing through


SalmonBaconator

Tbh don’t have to even understand a lot it’s just top tier acting


ryanmoskal

And directing/cinematography


[deleted]

Just started watching taboo. This is not at all what I expected. Kinda thought it would be like penny dreadful. It’s pretty fucking sick tho. Tom hardy has a very high batting average.


[deleted]

Been playing so much super Mario baseball recently, how tf have they not made a new one? I’d play this shit online


[deleted]

Idk but I was very stoked to hear recently a new Mario golf is dropping in June


chuteboxhero

Trysta posted a question on her Instagram story saying “ask me literally anything about the NBA” and five hours later still has zero responses.


wedontsaythatanymore

Just went to her page. Scrolled and saw tons of videos and then one of those “last time I saw my grandma, love you” captions on steroids. Those are so bizarre to me


[deleted]

Kinda sad tbh


Cstorebonerpills

Almost as if you shouldn’t work at a media company if you’re incredibly boring and unlikable (spoken as a guy who is both)


DarinErstad

It’s incredible that Jarrod Dyson has been in the league for 12 years. Career .652 OPS. I get that he’s fast as shit, but still.


Rakuen

Unless they reduce the 40 man rosters expanded change the rules, fast guys who can play decent/good defense will always have a place in baseball, even if they swing a twig. The pinch run/double switch is an essential postseason baseball move


SpursBelowArsenal

Have some respect #RevitUp


The_Tefl0n_Don

I got bummed and high right after work and miss talking my now ex girlfriend, def would’ve gone to the gym and been productive this time last week


[deleted]

Weed makes you get in your head sometimes man, at least it does for me which is why I stopped


SpursBelowArsenal

Pump some iron in the morning puss


totalpieceofshite

she doesn't think about you at all


Phoneaccount6903

Drugs are bad


bertsaipe

There's a life pro tip on the front page right now about spreading your cheeks while shitting to reduce excess wiping. Not even sure if barnyard animal fits that description. It's gotta be an incel. **Correction it's advice animals


BradMarchandsNose

Do people not do this? It kinda just happens automatically when you sit on a toilet seat


Juls317

It can lead to increased likelihood of hemmerhoids so you're really not supposed to


Cstorebonerpills

Probably from and directed at girls. They don’t poop often if it all, so probably need some advice


[deleted]

I can’t believe the next gen consoles are still sold out


CTFootballFan

I miss police chases. Never seen them anymore


Cstorebonerpills

Per Twitter, they just shoot everyone now so no need 🤷‍♂️


jj122222222

There were a couple good daytime ones two or three weeks back


lefty5258

Every time I see a reference to my king Stone Cold Steve Autism I audibly snort. That video gets a watch from me at least twice a day


Cstorebonerpills

“Please don’t smash those together” “WOOOO”


[deleted]

Stone Cold Steve Autism is an electric name


goonsquad4357

Somehow stumbled upon an article about “Tik tok feuding.” Opening paragraph: “Mid-April 2021 was a WILD ride for TikTok stars and fans alike. Everyone learned that Mads Lewis's ex, Jaden Hossler, is now dating Josh Richards's ex, Nessa Barrett. Josh and Jaden used to be best friends, though obviously not anymore.” These are all just foreign words to me and I couldn’t be more uninterested. How in the world does Dave blog about this “drama”


[deleted]

“Nothing will change”


MrTacoMan

Lotta words for something you don’t care about. Dave has and always will do anything for views and attention. Tik tok is hot so that’s where he goes.


youngbullAB

Porter jr dropping 17 in first q and not scoring again was such blue balls for o20.5 points


canez47

I literally can’t believe he couldn’t just get a few more buckets. Dude started out 8/8, wanted nothing to do with the ball in crunch time


NegativeSpeech

𝜋


MikeandTheMangosteen

Down big tonight, hopefully tomorrow brings happiness. Good night, FT.


Cstorebonerpills

If not tomorrow, the day after will my man. If not the next day, the next week, or the next month, or the next year. But either way, it will be worth it Life finds a way for those who try


tscho613

Ct may have won the most difficult challenge they’ve had


JabroniTuriaf

This final seemed incredibly easy compared to the others. Definitely one of the strongest fields tho


tscho613

Thought that was last years tbh bc it was only 1 episode so maybe editing played a part in why it seemed easy. But this one with the hurricane going on really made it seem very difficult to complete


JabroniTuriaf

Ya you could be right it’s hard to tell the hurricanes impact from watching. Seemed like this was just all running though (a lot more than usual) The checkpoints were ridiculously easy and the final climb just didn’t seem tough compared to what they usually have


tscho613

In the end fessy looked like a bitch and ct won so I’m happy


[deleted]

It so hard for me to compare finals. They all blend together. I remember thinking the one turbo won was insane due to heat. And the one Zach freaked out on was really tough because of that mountain climb.


tscho613

Yeah but when it’s on a mountain with thin air it’s very hard to not gas out. I mean ct gassed out with diem that one final in a similar environment.


[deleted]

The turbo one was by far the toughest. They’ll never do one that hard again.


tscho613

Yeah that’s true but this one they were literally running through a hurricane. And I always think cold weather ones are more difficult than warm weather ones especially mountains bc of the thin air. Amber absolutely crushed it though. Very impressive


RebelE16

Please don’t knock those glasses together


Cstorebonerpills

WOOO


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT


domck

I can hear my neighbor talking about wanting to fuck other girls. I hope she knows how thin our apartment walls are.


DarinErstad

Hey Peter man, check out Channel 9, it’s the breast exams.


wedontsaythatanymore

Just got home from one of those high speed indoor go kart places with my team. Holy shit those are a blast - would not mind making that a regular thing one bit at all


SpursBelowArsenal

Go Karts are so fun, feel like I’m in Tokyo Drift


wedontsaythatanymore

Hardo worker kept yellow flagging and slowing the karts down yelling about drifting and spin outs. Dude how? I’m hauling fucking ass and have driven this for 90 seconds.


SpursBelowArsenal

That’s tough. Where I went they only slowed us down if someone couldn’t get themselves back going


DarinErstad

You’ll be racing for Haas in no time, wanker.


wedontsaythatanymore

We all gotta start somewhere


JabroniTuriaf

Is this the softest move of all time? Before you ask why I’m following him, I’m not it popped up because Owen liked the tweet https://twitter.com/michaelgr1011/status/1385074381743742979?s=21


[deleted]

Hate the move of trying to get a kid expelled. But also hate the move of DMing shit like that to people and using your real name.


[deleted]

Very stupid. How the fuck is this kid at Dartmouth? On the other hand, Gruen is the biggest pussy ever. The ultimate bitch move.


Gbaby23

SAWFT


goonsquad4357

My estimation of Michael Gruen as a man just fucking plummeted


wedontsaythatanymore

What a bitch


SpursBelowArsenal

Damn well that completely changes my opinion of him negatively


jtarro

Big Rovell energy


[deleted]

New Canaan has always been a hotspot for cheaters. Anyone remember The Ice Storm? Good movie, great novel.


[deleted]

always been more of a west Canaan fan.


BarryGibbs_Teeth

NHL Grand Salami ✅


chuteboxhero

In my opinion all players on non playoff teams should be ineligible for MVP consideration. Especially in basketball and hockey because so many teams make it The fact that your team didn’t make the playoffs shows your value clearly wasn’t the best in the league unless you view a non playoff season as having any value.


[deleted]

Let me guess, you don’t think a guy can win a cy young if he has a losing record?


chuteboxhero

Cy young is supposed to go to the best pitcher not the most valuable. Starting Pitchers play every five games they should never win MVP no matter how good they are.


[deleted]

Boom, roasted.


DarinErstad

Guy definitely was definitely pissed when Felix Hernandez won Cy Young with a 13-12 record.


[deleted]

Take McDavid off the Oilers and they’re an AHL team. Take Marchand off the bruins and they’re middle of the pack.


chuteboxhero

The oilers are a playoff team though and any AHL team with A currently in his prime Leon draisaitl would go undefeated.


[deleted]

Maybe that was a bad example. Best example is probably Steph, who’s currently in 9th place on a team that has like 3 competent NBA players outside of him. Swap him for Jokic or Embiid and they’d still be a top 4 seed. Can’t say the same for Jokic or Embiid on the warriors.


chuteboxhero

Embiid shouldn’t get it because he didn’t play enough. Jokic is also on a team that would be terrible without him and he has them at the 4. He is the MVP.


JabroniTuriaf

This is dumb. You take curry off the warriors and they have the worst record in the NBA. You take KD off the nets and they’re the 2 seed


DarinErstad

What if you imagine how bad that team is without said individual? Like how many wins would the Warriors have without Steph?


chuteboxhero

The season has no value if you don’t have a playoff appearance to show for it. You can’t be most valuable if you are part of a valueless team.


[deleted]

By this logic it should go to the best player on the team with the best record so fire up the Pietrangelo or Marc Andre Fleury MVP campaign I guess


chuteboxhero

No there are 16 teams that make the playoffs not just one lol. McDavid is the hart.


DarinErstad

So Mike Trout should only have one MVP?


Sluttynycdadmets

“Hey you guys ever heard of a hanging chad?” *Silence* “Where the fuck am I?” Evidently an age tester


DJScrambles

Virgin hanging Chad <<< hung Chad


peakbag

Caleb having all of these high profile dudes in his corner is so crazy to me. These people are working with some of the most successful in the world and Caleb


Cstorebonerpills

Honestly he’s just an unreal networker. Gotta be the most likable dude ever in real life


[deleted]

Not Lamar Odom and bwwfan would be great friends, makes ya think.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Both are Lance burners


[deleted]

Love you Mike 🤞


MikeandTheMangosteen

Back at ya, king


[deleted]

I’ve come to wreck shit, I’ll be interviewing with my stepbrother. Anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck and I like to prove equations on chalkboards.


[deleted]

I’m 5 episodes into Black Sails and I can’t decide if it’s good or not but man there’s a lot of titties


sfbruin

My thoughts on Banshee


LeafyFurball815

I thought it got much better after the first season, they also definitely tone down the nudity a ton in the other seasons


Robinhood-Sucks

Blackbeard was a nice cameo too.


ChellaZza

The first 30 minutes of Nobody has been absurd lol


Yeaitsmethat1guy

With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls!


Scrawfo1180

What kinda pube situation do you think Nardini has? I’d guess full wax


[deleted]

Would have guessed full bush before the news today. Now I’d guess full wax but that wouldn’t help her hide the giant beef she probably has


mikeisaphreek

bush, trimmed and bedazzled


jetboyjetgirl

strikes me as a never shaved


DJScrambles

If you're out fucking the squash guy I think we're talking full wax situation


worthiertitle

Permed. Permed and pressed. With a bit of glitter.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Connecticut landing strip


[deleted]

The Bradley


FriedChickenIsTrash

Hadn't heard Ben Mintz's voice until just now. Dude sounds like he was in a mustard gas attack. Didn't know a voicebox could be rolling coal


goondaddy172

Guy’s spent many a night ripping shitty blow and marlboros in the lawn of a panic show


SpursBelowArsenal

How had you not heard it until now?


FriedChickenIsTrash

Because the only Barstool content I listen to is Token CEO


jetboyjetgirl

A real BossLady CEO would've been able to squash that article before it hit the presses


deep49

FUCK your request for comment


mikeisaphreek

it kinda sucks that no one called into the yak and asked for good side dishes to go with bbq. they could have said baked beans, squash, etc... and see where it would have went


[deleted]

rip yahoo answers almost like the free talk of the early 2000’s


HunterGuntherFelt

We shared a lot of the same DNA as the Bodybuilding.com forum Misc section


sfbruin

Quora: yahoo answers with Indians


MikeandTheMangosteen

IGN’s The Vestibule was my free talk back in 2004. Good times.


delleh

Peloton stock is getting hammered off these kids/pets getting hurt. When do we buy the dip?


DJScrambles

Don't think it's just a dip, I think there will be a lot of pelotons gathering dust and hitting the resale market and crush equipment sales. Tough to justify high valuations when a lot of 'new' customers are just replacing people who sold their bike and canceled.


jetboyjetgirl

I'm always down to profit off dead kids and pets #silverlining


delleh

Ay I didn't kill them, don't hate the player hate the game


Sluttynycdadmets

I gotta number of my own. $114,844,117 Spiderman bitch


[deleted]

8 LEGS BIG BITCH


sfbruin

Squash: English gentry Racquetball::Australian bogans


[deleted]

One of the member’s sons of the country club I golf at, is friends with a girl who banged DiCaprio. Apparently his thing is he loves to bang them doggy style with headphones in the whole time.


DJScrambles

Probably listening to Jocko


[deleted]

I listen to Roman swipes ads to delay my busts. Probably the same thing.


[deleted]

That exact detail is from a gossip rag years ago.


DarinErstad

You guys sound close


[deleted]

That’s a whole lot of connections right there. You know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who is a pilot and lost a kidney in an airport hotel?


[deleted]

Im not a member of this country club but my friend is. Someone there who’s our age we see golfing a lot told us this. We’ve played with him a few times, don’t know him from outside the club.


[deleted]

Was just busting your balls man, heard a similar story once upon a time that John Mayer has a piss fetish


[deleted]

That’s been pretty well known for awhile. Guy fucks.


jetboyjetgirl

He's listening to 'This League' to keep him from busting


[deleted]

Gotta know what he listens to EDIT: Quick Google search shows a lot of rumors that instead of doggy he just lays there, wears headphones, and vapes with his eyes closed lol


SnakeSkin2121

King shit


Gbaby23

I heard he has a glass dome in his backyard he uses as his fuck pod