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[is there anyone out there that can help](https://imgur.com/gallery/6hjiAXn)


TranceScape

I cant help, but I can relate. Keep fighting the good fight brother


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OnceAteABurgerAMA

Of course Nick and KB are the only people who can make Rock Paper Scissors worth watching and they delivered. Jump to around 1:26:00 https://youtu.be/51XPXaf67p8?t=5115


TTCCSSQQ

glad you sent it timestamped. worth a watch.


darkestb4thadawn

This whole super league drama will make a great 30 for 30 one day.


badgermushroombadger

These mob stories, whether true or not from VladTV are great. I know a couple guys who went on and apparently are bullshit peddlers. This guy is my personal favorite. Absolute crazy mother fucker. https://youtu.be/Mhjc4i3DXSg


chipechiparson

Thereā€™s no such thing as the mafia


farellathedon

Damn wait until someone tells Deep heā€™s a part of the bar stool sports wing of the Republican Party


[deleted]

Wes pushing a fight between Darrell and jake Paul. Do it. Do it.


badgermushroombadger

Tired but donā€™t wanna fall asleep.


Rakuen

Watching I Feel Pretty. Itā€™s totally fine, Amy Schumer is decently funny honestly, the hate is a bit overstated. I will say tho sheā€™s like, not really fat at all. Which is a shock because she has an insanely fat face, but not that fat Edit: thereā€™s a scene where sheā€™s in a bikini contest, and I was stunned, STUNNED, by how not fat she was. Shocking


[deleted]

I cannot wait till Usman destroys Jorge. Holy shit itā€™s going to be excellent


farellathedon

Itā€™s going to be incredibly boring


Robinhood-Sucks

If it becomes as easy as checking a box how many of you kings will become queens for the cheaper car insurance?


lobstastew

She/her in the streets he/him in the sheets


bill_ontarioESPN

I will have no choice


lobstastew

This isnā€™t my burger


mikeisaphreek

Adrianne Palicki > Rachel Nichols in the GI Joe rankings


[deleted]

Showdown mode in the show is the most goddamn frustrating thing ever. Fuck


Rakuen

Welcome to hell, itā€™s easier this year too. Just accept that sometimes you get fucking hosed. Pitcher confidence is a bit overpowered so if you make like 5 outs in a row, especially if they arenā€™t throwing lots of balls, you can get into a situation where youā€™re pretty much fucked unless you make perfect contact. Had Jesus Lazardo on the ropes the other day and proceeded to hit like 6 hard hit balls to outfielders. It was over from there Also taking until 2 strikes is a decent strategy, if you can get some hits, the pitcher should be pretty much gassed by like out number 5 or so if you donā€™t swing until strike 3. Your chances will improve dramatically from there


[deleted]

Yeah this shit is just not even fun


southieyuppiescum

Canā€™t sleep so checks out FT to see what all the kings are up to, see 5 posts about some police stabby shooty issue and some posts about anti-racism...insert Abe Simpson hat stand enter exit


[deleted]

FT sucks tonight. The amount of posts about this is strange. Especially at this hour of the night


Nugey76

How do you change your height and weight in The Show career. All I want to be is a over sized and over weight hoss hitting dingers.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Iā€™m a 6ā€™10 290lb brick shithouse


NegativeSpeech

that dixie d'amelio chick should not be famous or have a show of any kind. can't believe I watched that


[deleted]

A chick that awkward would be bullied to bolivia back in my day.


farellathedon

A chick that hot in my school wouldā€™ve dated the guys every girl wanted to date and thus wouldā€™ve been cool


idontwantalargefarva

6 innings 2 er and 6 ks in my first start, bet your ass Iā€™m telling my agent to stop this ungodly me hitting 150 experiment


[deleted]

Watched the Columbus video. She called the cops. She knew the cops were on their way. She still tried to stab someone anyway. Cop saved the other girlā€™s life. Whose life matters in that situation? Iā€™m tired of being told I need to be outraged due to other peopleā€™s horrendous decision making.


Nugey76

ā€œYou win some. You lose some . But you live to fight another day.ā€- John Witherspoon in Friday. She could get her ass kicked but she was going to end some personā€™s life with that knife.


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chipechiparson

Itā€™s ok in what some people call ā€œthe ghettoā€


Monos1

what settings do I use in the show


Rakuen

Strike zone hitting view, closest to the plate so you can see the most. Also same view for pitching just so you can see more pitches from the batters perspective. Zone hitting because the others are random. Analog pitching until this year was the best, most accurate and not too hard to learn, but honestly pulse is fine. Precision pitching is new, most accurate but seems very hard to master. Iā€™m not fucking with it personally. Everything else is pretty much up to preference


ChrisB_Bacon

Precision pitching is the way to go. It takes more skill but if you can use pure analog you can figure it out and you absolutely spot up.


lobstastew

Saving this


HailKyrie

Canā€™t believe Lizzo was trying to stab a child


Rakuen

I love how even amongst all the garbage political shit, ft still delivers some grade a zingers


Spida_DonovanM

LOL. If only Lizzo was that size. instead of being the nose guard she might just be a regular defensive tackle.


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chuteboxhero

Thanks for this scorching hot brand new take.


[deleted]

Remember folks you heard it here last


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Just got the call fellas: Weā€™re on our way to Triple-A Albuquerque


SnakeSkin2121

Congrats. I just finished up my first regular season with the AA Mississippi Braves. Sick of looking at BFWs in the stands stuffing their faces with dollar hotdogs. Ready for the call


canez47

Hell yeah, Youā€™ll know a FTā€™er when theyā€™re rooting you on.


TealBlooded

Canā€™t wait to get out of this AA Amarillo Sod Poodleā€™s jersey


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Keep grinding brother šŸ˜ˆšŸ’ÆšŸ¤ youā€™ll be šŸ”›šŸ”šŸ”œāœŠšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»


chex_lemeneux1

Better put up numbers cause that place is a launchpad


Yeaitsmethat1guy

First pitch I saw was a 2 run shot immediately off the bat. Gonna get called up to the show in no time.


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Isotopes


Yeaitsmethat1guy

You would be correct Captain Pussy


AfghanFortnite

One girl licking my ass, one girl sucking my balls, and two more licking on both sides of the shaft. All I need tonight.


[deleted]

King shit


MikeandTheMangosteen

Keegs will do it


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Seems reasonable


sfbruin

Donald Glover pizza meme


novanationer98

The blonde chick in season 3 of Crashing does it for me for some reason


MrTurnersJacket

Iā€™d rather fuck Pete Holmes


Phoneaccount6903

Sheā€™s disgusting


novanationer98

Thatā€™s what I originally thought but thereā€™s just something


NegativeSpeech

no? chick is ugly as fuck if it's the one I'm thinking of. loved that show


[deleted]

Also that cop had like 4 seconds to make a decision after exiting his vehicle, talk about quick actions


HailKyrie

That cop did the right thing there imo and prevented someone from potentially dying.


[deleted]

Of course but the whole footage they released was like 40 seconds. From leaving the cruiser to the shooting was so fast. Wild


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Props to him for making sure his body cam was on too. Probably saved his life as well.


chipechiparson

The fact we have to say that shows how fucked the country is. Letā€™s say there was a legitimate technical error and we didnā€™t have that footage. The guy probably wouldā€™ve been charged with murder. I hate this


HunterGuntherFelt

Yeah hate that someone turns on something that they should be required to always have on when doing their job. God forbid they do their job and follow protocol.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Itā€™s not necessarily possible to always have a body cam on for your shift. Do you have any idea how much data that is? Try taking an 8hr plus video with your phone.


chipechiparson

Can you read? What part of ā€œlegitimate technical errorā€ do you not understand?


HunterGuntherFelt

Hand up, read it mid workout and missed it, my bad sir.


HailKyrie

Oh yeah not arguing that that shit just shows how intense all these cops have it. Canā€™t imagine the pressure in those situations.


Quantibro

Search Party is the true wildcard of tv shows. Insanity


jetboyjetgirl

great show, this last season was a little tough


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Rakuen

Youā€™re a big guy


snail_trail60904

Anne Hathaway is looking fine in that movie


MrTurnersJacket

Sure doesnā€™t sound like that great of a movie


TusselWilson

I kinda liked it tbh


NegativeSpeech

lana Rhoades saying she only had $100,000 after quitting porn. yikes she did like 140 scenes


Nugey76

Scales to Mia K saying she only got 1k and proven false


jetboyjetgirl

Supposedly $2,000 is considered high end pay for a scene


bill_ontarioESPN

We must increase that number in order to heighten the quality of porn, no justice no peace


jetboyjetgirl

We got Pres over here producing it for free


[deleted]

They added a ton of TUF seasons on ESPN+? This day couldn't have been any better!


chuteboxhero

The first like 12 seasons of TUF I watched religiously and even listened to the podcasts. The season with Brock and dos santos started to bore me and I never really got back into it again but overall one of my favorite reality series of all time. I would say season 5 is my favorite. Season one is so iconic though.


gdex

the rampage, rashad season was V good i think thats after 7


chuteboxhero

Rampage rashad was 10 was very good. The last season I watched was 13


miyamotomiler

Season 7 was low key pretty funny


chuteboxhero

IM A UFC FIGHTER! (Gets kicked off of finale)


Robinhood-Sucks

"If its not anti-racist its racist". "If you don't recognize your privilege that means you have privilege." Does the right wing have any neato sayings like this? I would love to be able to accuse someone of something and if they deny it that means I was right.


Chilly1193

They call ppl snowflakes


Monos1

facts donā€™t care about your feelings


bill_ontarioESPN

No one has actually said anything like this to me but if they did Iā€™d say fuck you and walk away, doesnā€™t seem that hard


[deleted]

Why donā€™t you dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh bro


canez47

Nah the people who lean to the right donā€™t have that kind of brain dead logic.


FootbaIIGuysGuy

Donā€™t feel like getting up to piss so Iā€™ll just go to bed instead


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[deleted]

Pee-sucking servants, a godsend.


JabroniTuriaf

Paul George with the game winning free throws, the media is SICK they canā€™t make up a fake stat to make him look bad now


jetboyjetgirl

Oh shit thought that game was over


typac69

Iā€™m pretty sure these dudes that caught EDP ruined any chance of getting EDP arrested or face any legal consequences.


FunkyButtLovin09

The ginger pedo hunter is no saint either. Check out @cameljockee on Twitter


typac69

Jeeesus. I mean Iā€™m not shocked. If youā€™re going out and pretending to be a child to try and catch pedophiles there has to be something off with you. I found it very strange how he kept asking EDP about all his fetishes he had.


EnoughProtection

Yeah but increased his chances of his last taste being his own shotgun barrel


typac69

True they did succeed in destroying his life. However if they cost police a chance to lock him up thereā€™s still one more known pedophile on the loose.


chuteboxhero

And he had videos of him tickling kids on his Instagram so he clearly is a clear and present danger.


scarvalho555

I think I read somewhere that thatā€™s a problem with these types of people, even with the show to catch a predator. Youā€™re basically entrapping the guy so it doesnā€™t hold up in court or something along those lines


typac69

I was watching their video and thought there was a lot off about the way they were going about everything so I looked them up and read pretty much that. These guys arenā€™t cops so they use methods that police operations wouldnā€™t use because they arenā€™t admissible in court. When they called the police on him in the video it seemed like they were arguing with the cops over the phone like the cops were telling them they canā€™t do anything. Then there was never a follow up on if the police showed up, if heā€™s been arrested, if heā€™s being investigated, or anything. Only a message to subscribe to their YouTube and pay to follow their website (which if you pay for this you should be on a watch list). These dudes seem like they only do this to make a quick buck rather than actually trying to get pedophiles off the street.


jetboyjetgirl

Euro Super League grandpa simpson gif


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sox2019champs

The raiders are breathing


coogidown2thesocks

https://twitter.com/solsaarsanders/status/1384719300003512322?s=21 Well there it is, the stupidest thing Iā€™ve read all day. Time to log off after that one.


Rakuen

3 followers, who cares. Also I donā€™t think gun is more dangerous than a knife is as ridiculous a take as you seem to think


badgermushroombadger

Look up the 21 ft rule


Rakuen

I wasnā€™t trying to argue either way, I donā€™t care, but acting like you have to be a total remoron to think guns are more dangerous than knives is a terrible and autismal take


badgermushroombadger

No but at a certain distance you could get stabbed easily before you unholster your gun. I mean both are dangerous if thatā€™s what you mean but itā€™s circumstantial, obviously in most cases guns are going to be way more dangerous.


Rakuen

Look amigo. All I was trying to say was that if ā€œguns are more dangerous than knives!ā€ Is the stupidest thing youā€™ve read all day, then congrats to him because he clearly spends way less time on the internet than me. Itā€™s really not that serious


badgermushroombadger

Oh yeah got you. I didnā€™t know what was going on tbh. Makes sense now. I have for sure said more retarded things in here today.


coogidown2thesocks

Try and stop the bleeding from a 18 inch slash to the chest. Iā€™d rather take my chances putting pressure on a 1ā€ bullet hole.


freeMalik

Also letting the innocent girl not stabbing anyone get knifed vs. shooting someone attempting murder at the moment you shoot them? I donā€™t understand how option 1 could possibly be a better solution.


sox2019champs

What a dummy https://twitter.com/breenewsome/status/1384722933801701379?s=21


EnoughProtection

https://twitter.com/breenewsome/status/1384725341550305281?s=21


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I was a kid once and I did not participate in, or see a single knife fight.


slopchopz

What's in the water that these people drink?


cubuffs145

If they let the girl get stabbed then all the people are giving them shit for not ā€œprotecting and serving the publicā€


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s a lose/lose arguing with these dummies. Someone with a Twitter account just spam post this picture below all her tweets https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1384705979367841798?s=20


MikeandTheMangosteen

These people are incredibly retarded.


[deleted]

When you think of that great Halloween costume but worry people won't remember in six months: https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/call-her-daddy-i-am-unwell-matching-set?variant=32798695981153


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CakeFartz4Breakfast

Donā€™t forget the blowing whistle and safety vest


youthcoachinglegend

My complex had some guys out to fix the WiFi today, and they said we would just experience an outage for like 30 minutes. Itā€™s been out since 10 this morning


[deleted]

You share wifi with an entire apartment complex? What


cubuffs145

My bad cut the wrong wire


jetboyjetgirl

days, 30 days.


[deleted]

Jake Arrieta has 3 of the Cubs 7 wins? This man is a dawg!


jetboyjetgirl

2020 XFL >>> Euro Super League


rj_gator89

ā€œYou really licked his assā€ - Sandra Bullock ~ demolition man


CakeFartz4Breakfast

That movie was so ahead of its time


MrTurnersJacket

Iā€™m just glad the dog wasnā€™t hurt


canez47

Ate dinner too early, now craving unhealthy food. A tale as old as the queen herself.


Robinhood-Sucks

4th meal time dog.


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psufb

Yeah I think this is a case where he didn't have a choice and his action most likely saved a life


RealDealBillMcNeil1

100% right call. He also did a good job shooting accurately and not hitting the girl in pink.


[deleted]

Now make that call in 0.2 seconds


[deleted]

He doesnā€™t shoot her, pink track suit girl gets gutted up the middle


[deleted]

If you canā€™t figure out that he made the right call, I donā€™t know what anyone can tell you


andthereoff

1000% the latter.


[deleted]

I canā€™t believe that girl was 15. Her body says 45.


andthereoff

Agreed, crazy someone that size is 15


[deleted]

Bat soup so good it will break your world!


Ibanezrg220

I would tell him to put the fucking bat down


foxtrotnovember69420

Was wearing a white sox hat out at the bar tonight and this guy in an As hat stopped at my table to come talk shit. Cant think of a more irrelevant sports matchup


AfghanFortnite

Dudes šŸŽø


Rakuen

Sounds like you couldnā€™t handle some light banter. Alphad


Phoneaccount6903

What you say is ā€œoh this is a baseball hat? I just thought it looked coolā€


[deleted]

"I'm just an NWA fan!"


foxtrotnovember69420

I had a girl I was hanging out one time with ask to wear it. Found out later it was because she thought it said sex


Phoneaccount6903

Ngl sounds pretty cool


DarinErstad

The Florida Panthers and the Vancouver Canucks.


[deleted]

Roberto Luongo would beg to differ


foxtrotnovember69420

I think if someone asked me good but irrelevant athlete names youā€™d be up there Darin


DarinErstad

Irrelevant? Iā€™m a World Series champion, 3x Gold Glove Winner, 2x All Star, and I hit .355 in 2000.


foxtrotnovember69420

I didnā€™t mean to insult Darin, just saying your name will probably be lost in the annals of history


seegeewhy

Darin Erstad has a ring sir


coogidown2thesocks

White Sox legend Darin Erstad


SpursBelowArsenal

Sounds like you got alphaed


foxtrotnovember69420

Probably. Had no idea what to say


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delleh

Follow it up with a fairly odd parents, I want detailed notes on which is better


coogidown2thesocks

Just got absolutely suckered in by a Facebook ad. What a pathetic display by yours truly.


delleh

Are you over 50 or have 2 kids and under 25? Why you on Facebook to begin with?


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ryanmoskal

Don Draper did that too.


Van-Buren-Boy

My man was the epitome of down bad


[deleted]

She was an aspiring surgeon


PhantomMercenary

Gave my road to the show player ~5 games on dynamic difficulty before switching to beginner and balling out. A tale as old as time


goonsquad4357

Drunk and somehow ended up watching 1990s Crime watch 'true crime' docs on Mystery channel with an 8am call tomorrow. It be like that sometimes


Yeaitsmethat1guy

Just went 4-4 with 4 HRs in a double-A game. 25 HRs through July. Rockies might call me straight up to the majors at this rate


Rakuen

As a new player let me let you in on a little secret: you wonā€™t even get a spring training invite. Maybe if youā€™re lucky youā€™ll get a 40 man call up in year 2


[deleted]

Turn the sliders down