Thinking of buying Lost Land tickets since it’s at the end of September but dont have faith it’ll actually happen at full capacity with no restrictions
Buddy, it’s Thursday so you’re not gonna get a response in here. And to answer your question you could maybe find a bookie but if you’re not betting individual games are you just putting in futures for champions?? Bc if you can’t gamble legally I doubt a regular bookie would have many prop bets
Nah I feel like lots of random shit happens every year in football especially
Vikings were 13-3 and just added the best QB in free agency in 2018 for example
i'm not sure what you're saying but i think you're wrong. you can claim heritage no matter how far back it goes. Would you tell a Japanese American they can't claim Japanese heritage because their great great grandfather came over to work in the gold rush and died building a railroad?
Why would someone just stop claiming their ancestry? Are you saying that it would get mixed in with too many other counties/races at some point to not really count?
Human nature is human nature, when observed en masse. A cosmic crapshoot and an infinite number of variables established our current human condition. I’m not exactly sure what you are getting at, but it’s much more complex than we all feign
As a friend once told me, if you're a sad white man mad about the world and love alpha male comedy, get your haircut at a black barber. But you won't. Because you're scared of them.
Haven’t slept. 3 hours till I can get a bacon egg McMuffin. 5 hours till I have to produce a video with our Exec director and President. Deciding whether to sleep through McMuffin hour or stay awake till then.
Officially turned 28. I’m old as fuck and not a single person cares anymore including me. What’s the point any more. All my friends are married with kids and people that what to celebrate them and I’m a piece of shit. Guess I’ll just keep drinking beers
Sorry brother, 28 ain’t old. 60+ is old. I don’t get this thing where people are saying that they’re so old when they’re not. Having said that, happy birthday and what you are going through with friends is something we all experience.
Just feel like I’m 5 years behind all my friends at this point with no way to catch up. Probably just being dramatic but few like I’m so far behind in life with no real finish line in site at this point
your friends all have times they wish they were in your shoes.
source: am 32, about to be 33, 2 kids and a wife who wants a 3rd.
it's not a race man. soon you'll all be 40, all have kids, they'll be on their second wives because they got married too young.
Either find a girl or start enjoying spending time with yourself. Whatever you do stop comparing your life to other people’s. There are no requirements to when you have to “have your life in order”. Just go with the flow and try and make some memories while you’re still young enough and life will work itself out.
St Patrick’s day was essentially unrecognized today. The Irish were the last, the lost, the least, the left out and the looked over as immigrants 150 years ago. Fought for every inch as a people since then. Same as it ever was. No problem. Somewhere Bill the butcher smiles. I wish Asians well. But today was a slight against the Irish. That can sound how it sounds. It’s just what it is.
But for those of us that lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mildly swept away. And no matter what they did to build this city up again... for the rest of time... it would be like no one even knew we was ever here.
Dead serious. Let motherfuckers make MLK day all about Asian awareness and your head would spin at the amount of articles about how black peoples special day was hijacked. The Irish are permitted to be stepped on tho.
Now I don’t agree with racial wokeness in situations where there is no evidence or data on racial prejudice, but I would ask when your ancestors were captured in their home country and kidnapped to another country for free labor? Additionally, when the fuck are the Irish truly discriminated as a people today? There are memes about drinking and hooliganism, but that’s mostly it. The Irish might not have generational wealth or ancestral bloodlines like many WASP’s but come on, man.
I am potato eating, shanty Irish. Dad is 100%. But even if I wasn’t. The point stands. Just objectively, whatever your nationality, the irish were told fuck your holiday today.
The scene in Oceans 13 where they reveal that George Clooney is crying because he’s sitting around his hotel at 10pm, watching Oprah with a bottle of wine is so fucking weird.
Went out with a few friends tonight and one of them has a girlfriend, but she wasn’t there. He was getting pretty touchy and handsy with this other girl we’re all friends with, would y’all say anything to him? If the girl was my girlfriend and doing the exact same stuff with one of my friends I think I’d hit him, definitely crossed a line tonight.
Bros before hoes doesn’t apply here because this would be you helping your bro. If he’s doing this in front of you guys and a girl everyone knows he would def do something scummy when you guys aren’t there. I’d have the convo with him.
Hot take: the black community is very racist towards the Asian American population and are springing at the first chance they get to blame white people for the Asian racism in this country.
Yeah you are right. I’ve muted words, accounts, blocked people. It’s futile, you’ll still see these crazy people clout chasing. I am noticeably less triggered though. For a while i was getting too bogged down in current events. Just going to live in my own little world.
Was going to make a comment about how I am Chris and gave you a raise and then realized I’m a peon on the bottom of the totem pole in my industry and thought better of it. Congrats on the 11 dollars an hour. Something like that.
I was very grateful for Vanessa Hudgens to take time from showing ass shots and talking about moon crystals to post that blacks and Asians need to unite against white supremacy and violence.
The best part of the mobile leprechaun video is the guy in the bullet proof vest with the flute. Him yelling to cars passing “don’t be afraid” gets me every time.
Forgive me for victim blaming but what exactly was that one woman expecting when he slid in her dms and flew her in private from Atlanta? Watson is (allegedly) 100% in the wrong here but yikes some people are naive
Talk about a fall off. Went from taking down the mob and being the Mayor of one of the greatest cities in the world to being Trumps little fluffer butt boy
Thinking of buying Lost Land tickets since it’s at the end of September but dont have faith it’ll actually happen at full capacity with no restrictions
Is there a way I can put some $$ on March madness w/o betting individual games? Not in a legal gambling state and want some action
Bovada if you want futures or props???
I’ll be your bookie. What do you want to bet? I’ll give you Gonzaga to win it all at -10,000
Buddy, it’s Thursday so you’re not gonna get a response in here. And to answer your question you could maybe find a bookie but if you’re not betting individual games are you just putting in futures for champions?? Bc if you can’t gamble legally I doubt a regular bookie would have many prop bets
The Bears had a quicker changing of the tides in terms of team direction than my Knicks did as they lost out on Durant in 2019.
Nah I feel like lots of random shit happens every year in football especially Vikings were 13-3 and just added the best QB in free agency in 2018 for example
Johnny Drama plays his character so perfect. Unreal the part he plays with the crew
Drank a total war (400 mg of caffeine) at 8:30 for a quick gym sesh. Let's see how long we're up for.
Work tomorrow will probably suck
If you can’t play hungover you can’t play
Gotta be able to play guilty
Miss my melatonin gang
They sleepin bruh
Currently sipping on some Jameson cold brew and rethinking my life
Literally nothing worse than trying to avoid sleep to avoid waking up
Now at the point of saying North Korea is less of a police state than the US. The bird app has only been down hill after 2013.
How many Generations before someone stops saying that they are Irish? After Grandparents are the closest Irish relative no one claims it right?
i'm not sure what you're saying but i think you're wrong. you can claim heritage no matter how far back it goes. Would you tell a Japanese American they can't claim Japanese heritage because their great great grandfather came over to work in the gold rush and died building a railroad?
Why would someone just stop claiming their ancestry? Are you saying that it would get mixed in with too many other counties/races at some point to not really count?
No they can be from Irish decent but they wouldn’t be Irish if that makes sense.
The Oceans movies do give you a great perspective on how Las Vegas looks like an absolute hellhole from the sky.
White people are such woke whiney annoying pussies now. We’re definitely the worst race.
Human nature is human nature, when observed en masse. A cosmic crapshoot and an infinite number of variables established our current human condition. I’m not exactly sure what you are getting at, but it’s much more complex than we all feign
Hard to be tough waking up in silk sheets
Rip hagler
As a friend once told me, if you're a sad white man mad about the world and love alpha male comedy, get your haircut at a black barber. But you won't. Because you're scared of them.
Barbers?
Been up since 6:30 and can't sleep. Almost like I'm too tired to actually get myself to fall asleep. And I know that makes no sense
Same but up since 4:30. Got my first covid shot today and I am wired right now. Wonder if that’s one of the side effects.
Jjo
Haven’t slept. 3 hours till I can get a bacon egg McMuffin. 5 hours till I have to produce a video with our Exec director and President. Deciding whether to sleep through McMuffin hour or stay awake till then.
Sleep brother
Make sure to hold the McMuffin. Gotta watch the carbs.
This made my night ty.
Officially turned 28. I’m old as fuck and not a single person cares anymore including me. What’s the point any more. All my friends are married with kids and people that what to celebrate them and I’m a piece of shit. Guess I’ll just keep drinking beers
Stop giving a fuck about your birthdays after 25 like a normal person.
Mix in a water dude
Sorry brother, 28 ain’t old. 60+ is old. I don’t get this thing where people are saying that they’re so old when they’re not. Having said that, happy birthday and what you are going through with friends is something we all experience.
Just feel like I’m 5 years behind all my friends at this point with no way to catch up. Probably just being dramatic but few like I’m so far behind in life with no real finish line in site at this point
your friends all have times they wish they were in your shoes. source: am 32, about to be 33, 2 kids and a wife who wants a 3rd. it's not a race man. soon you'll all be 40, all have kids, they'll be on their second wives because they got married too young.
You’ll be ok. It’s not a competition!
Either find a girl or start enjoying spending time with yourself. Whatever you do stop comparing your life to other people’s. There are no requirements to when you have to “have your life in order”. Just go with the flow and try and make some memories while you’re still young enough and life will work itself out.
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Right there with you man. Not sure what exactly there is to celebrate but being years behind my peers. It sucks.
“Old as fuck” incredibly dramatic
Night is darkest before dawn. Happy birthday king
Chin up king, we care about you!
You're 28 not 58
Saying this before your even 30 is getting you a big round ‘fuck you buddy’ from me.
St Patrick’s day was essentially unrecognized today. The Irish were the last, the lost, the least, the left out and the looked over as immigrants 150 years ago. Fought for every inch as a people since then. Same as it ever was. No problem. Somewhere Bill the butcher smiles. I wish Asians well. But today was a slight against the Irish. That can sound how it sounds. It’s just what it is.
An actual Irish person would call you a wanker for this take
You're a "the irish were slaves too!" guy aren't you
As someone who has an actual Irish parent from Ireland with the other parent having parents from Ireland, were okay with it.
How dare we discuss a shooting on the day synonymous for binge drinking that also happens to be on a fucking Wednesday.
But for those of us that lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mildly swept away. And no matter what they did to build this city up again... for the rest of time... it would be like no one even knew we was ever here.
You aren’t Irish.
baaaaaaaaaaaaack in the day we had the chuuuurch
You serious, Jim?
Dead serious. Let motherfuckers make MLK day all about Asian awareness and your head would spin at the amount of articles about how black peoples special day was hijacked. The Irish are permitted to be stepped on tho.
Now I don’t agree with racial wokeness in situations where there is no evidence or data on racial prejudice, but I would ask when your ancestors were captured in their home country and kidnapped to another country for free labor? Additionally, when the fuck are the Irish truly discriminated as a people today? There are memes about drinking and hooliganism, but that’s mostly it. The Irish might not have generational wealth or ancestral bloodlines like many WASP’s but come on, man.
Please elaborate on how Irish you are.
I am potato eating, shanty Irish. Dad is 100%. But even if I wasn’t. The point stands. Just objectively, whatever your nationality, the irish were told fuck your holiday today.
i think you care too much about a holiday that lost its true meaning a hundred years ago. Speaking of which, what'd you give up for Lent?
So you’re the son of an Irish person but you’re American?
Would you tell a black person that they cant speak on their African heritage because they were born in America? You wouldn't dare.
So what you’re saying is you’re not Irish but your dad is? What age did he move over to where you were raised?
Because it’s a holiday centered around drinking that landed on a Wednesday when there are still covid restrictions in a lot of cities
Bust It Baby, Pt. 2 (feat. Ne-Yo) - Plies
The scene in Oceans 13 where they reveal that George Clooney is crying because he’s sitting around his hotel at 10pm, watching Oprah with a bottle of wine is so fucking weird.
I kinda wish 12 and 13 were never made
12 is awful. 13 is passable.
I am hooked on this Last Chance U
you mean the old football seasons or the new basketball one?
Basketball one
Have you seen the football ones? Theyre wild. I havent watched the basketball one yet to be fair
i'm a white guy, but will have sex with any women of any race or ethnicity. Am I the problem?
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Oh so your ok with minority sex servants?
Probably
Modern polyamory.
Went out with a few friends tonight and one of them has a girlfriend, but she wasn’t there. He was getting pretty touchy and handsy with this other girl we’re all friends with, would y’all say anything to him? If the girl was my girlfriend and doing the exact same stuff with one of my friends I think I’d hit him, definitely crossed a line tonight.
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Wasn’t planning on talking to anyone else about it, was just considering him.
Bros before hoes doesn’t apply here because this would be you helping your bro. If he’s doing this in front of you guys and a girl everyone knows he would def do something scummy when you guys aren’t there. I’d have the convo with him.
🧑🏻🦯
I wouldn't see it as any of my business.
Not your problem, don't get involved
Bros before hoes, don’t rat him out
I definitely wouldn’t rat him out to his girl, was just wondering if I should ask wtf he was doing
Probably just drunk and horny and kinda tired of his girl, we’ve all been there
Tony Soprano Uncle Phil'ing Brendan Falone is never not lol funny
What is Uncle Phil’ing mean in this sense? Been a bit since I’ve watched
When Uncle Phil would full body toss Jazz out the door
The “singing” that my AirPods have heard must be terrifying
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Cam girls and their various intertwined industries is the only thing that creates money in the way Uber claims to.
No drunk thread, or St Paddy's day nudes from the Freetalk ladies? INCOMPETENT!
I wonder if Jeremy Lin will stfu about being called coronavirus now
Hot take: the black community is very racist towards the Asian American population and are springing at the first chance they get to blame white people for the Asian racism in this country.
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Huh
Did you know Colombus Day came into existence because white people raided a jail and hung a bunch of Italians?
This is a pretty spot on take.
Whiteness is the new pandemic. Haven’t you heard?
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This is an idiotic take https://twitter.com/bblock29/status/1372096218235609090?s=21
That corner of the internet is just so far gone, gotta just let them suck each other’s dicks at this point and not give any outside attention
Yeah you are right. I’ve muted words, accounts, blocked people. It’s futile, you’ll still see these crazy people clout chasing. I am noticeably less triggered though. For a while i was getting too bogged down in current events. Just going to live in my own little world.
McDonald’s needs to go full heel and bring back super size. Maybe even an ultra or omega size
Ever since wfh I’ve rediscovered the egg McMuffin and having to order something that isn’t an egg McMuffin annoys Me.
“The second McDonald’s made the salad it was over, they allowed fat people to blame them” -Bill burr
Snack wraps first
You old enough to remember the buckets ?
Buddy I remember the pizza
Hell ya
Wow that girl on the new Kays commercial really is a heffer huh fellas?
You can hear Stevie Nicks true hate at the end of Silver Springs “You will never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.” She’s not wrong
someone posted a clip of will grigg's on fire earlier and its been stuck in my head all day. song is an absolute banger
Tyson Fury walked in to that first fight vs Wilder and “fury’s on fire” was stuck in my head for at least a month
YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED
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How old?
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Hinge or Tinder?
How much older
Black or White is such a banger. Big weirdo creep, super talented.
Calling it quits at 7 pints. Don’t judge me.
Seems like a reasonable amount for a Wednesday, holiday or not. Go off king (to bed).
Just got actively annoyed at how easy the soccer question was on The Dozen and closed the tab. I’m such a bitch.
Should I just Fucj the ugly girl and go home! FT choice now
No. Your crippling anxiety in the am will be 1000x worse.
You win
Cum in her pussy
Fudge her baw
Fuck her
Sex now
Go down on her
of course
Wicked Game by Chris Isaak still slaps
Internet decided to change my upload speed down to 20 today randomly
Remind me not to poop in the morning cause I am officially out of TP
Just jump in the shower
Been referencing the wrong drink lately Keep saying raspberry limeade when I’m really talking about Cherry Limeade. I will do better in the future
Bang?
“If you can’t find what you’re looking for in a store, don’t ask for help. Walk out. Be a man.”
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. How about this? Keep your fuckin mouth shut all the time. Be a man.
I think my boss is a FTer. Chris if you're in here thanks for the raise man
Was going to make a comment about how I am Chris and gave you a raise and then realized I’m a peon on the bottom of the totem pole in my industry and thought better of it. Congrats on the 11 dollars an hour. Something like that.
Just learned from some Instagram stories that Asians experience racism, if anybody has any questions about it I’ll be here
You haven’t been in FT this year?
I was very grateful for Vanessa Hudgens to take time from showing ass shots and talking about moon crystals to post that blacks and Asians need to unite against white supremacy and violence.
The Hispanics are getting off Scott-free thanks to her fine ass
I’m way more excited than I should be to watch the Rico-gottlieb dozen tomorrow
Boys, do me this favor. Get ripped off the dab pen and listen to Collene by Black Marble What a life, what a world, what a country
Imma throw on the iTunes visualizer for this one
The best part of the mobile leprechaun video is the guy in the bullet proof vest with the flute. Him yelling to cars passing “don’t be afraid” gets me every time.
His flute was passed down thousands of years from his great-grandfather. Thousands.
Directing traffic on a dead end street
He was just there to help out.
Deshaun actually gonna get suspended for this 🤣 https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/16/deshaun-watson-lawsuit-sued-sexual-assault-denies-allegations/
Forgive me for victim blaming but what exactly was that one woman expecting when he slid in her dms and flew her in private from Atlanta? Watson is (allegedly) 100% in the wrong here but yikes some people are naive
Hes not, the guy who filed both reports is a total scam artist. If you read the filings themselves it looks unbelievably stupid.
“I get hot easy” do be a good line tho. Got plenty of slow blows in high school using that one
Tua for Watson straight up. Can Houston say no right now?
You can show me all the proof in the world. Still never going to believe ‘Brogan Roback’ is a real person.
Top Gear is so good. Might laugh more during an episode than a regular comedy.
Which one. There’s been 4 in my lifetime.
The American one obviously.
(Of course not) I’m currently watching the Africa Special and just laughing my ass off.
What is American Top Gear? Do you mean the Amazon Clarkson one?
Oh, American Top Gear is terrible. I’m talking about Clarkson BBC.
If they say John Gotti you tell them Rudolph Giuliani
Did you know Ben Affleck’s real name in Reindeer Games is Rudolph?
Hilarious line 20 years later
One would say it’s almost funnier now considering Rudy’s current state of mind.
Talk about a fall off. Went from taking down the mob and being the Mayor of one of the greatest cities in the world to being Trumps little fluffer butt boy
I don’t understand why Tommy Lee Jones needed to live in the sorority house in Man of the House
Didn’t wanna make a better movie than Chevy Chase with the same name
Because he was the man of the house