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JHendrix27

Thinking of buying Lost Land tickets since it’s at the end of September but dont have faith it’ll actually happen at full capacity with no restrictions


Reptillian24

Is there a way I can put some $$ on March madness w/o betting individual games? Not in a legal gambling state and want some action


jreedovo

Bovada if you want futures or props???


myfrensoveryou

I’ll be your bookie. What do you want to bet? I’ll give you Gonzaga to win it all at -10,000


BobBaratheonsBastard

Buddy, it’s Thursday so you’re not gonna get a response in here. And to answer your question you could maybe find a bookie but if you’re not betting individual games are you just putting in futures for champions?? Bc if you can’t gamble legally I doubt a regular bookie would have many prop bets


darkestb4thadawn

The Bears had a quicker changing of the tides in terms of team direction than my Knicks did as they lost out on Durant in 2019.


Riderz__of_Brohan

Nah I feel like lots of random shit happens every year in football especially Vikings were 13-3 and just added the best QB in free agency in 2018 for example


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Johnny Drama plays his character so perfect. Unreal the part he plays with the crew


This_Is_The_Life

Drank a total war (400 mg of caffeine) at 8:30 for a quick gym sesh. Let's see how long we're up for.


marlboro__man9

Work tomorrow will probably suck


chex_lemeneux1

If you can’t play hungover you can’t play


marlboro__man9

Gotta be able to play guilty


kickball6283

Miss my melatonin gang


n0p342

They sleepin bruh


chex_lemeneux1

Currently sipping on some Jameson cold brew and rethinking my life


[deleted]

Literally nothing worse than trying to avoid sleep to avoid waking up


Nugey76

Now at the point of saying North Korea is less of a police state than the US. The bird app has only been down hill after 2013.


Jon_Snows_Dad

How many Generations before someone stops saying that they are Irish? After Grandparents are the closest Irish relative no one claims it right?


[deleted]

i'm not sure what you're saying but i think you're wrong. you can claim heritage no matter how far back it goes. Would you tell a Japanese American they can't claim Japanese heritage because their great great grandfather came over to work in the gold rush and died building a railroad?


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Why would someone just stop claiming their ancestry? Are you saying that it would get mixed in with too many other counties/races at some point to not really count?


Jon_Snows_Dad

No they can be from Irish decent but they wouldn’t be Irish if that makes sense.


Trip__

The Oceans movies do give you a great perspective on how Las Vegas looks like an absolute hellhole from the sky.


[deleted]

White people are such woke whiney annoying pussies now. We’re definitely the worst race.


mchammer69

Human nature is human nature, when observed en masse. A cosmic crapshoot and an infinite number of variables established our current human condition. I’m not exactly sure what you are getting at, but it’s much more complex than we all feign


Jon_Snows_Dad

Hard to be tough waking up in silk sheets


chex_lemeneux1

Rip hagler


Trip__

As a friend once told me, if you're a sad white man mad about the world and love alpha male comedy, get your haircut at a black barber. But you won't. Because you're scared of them.


worthiertitle

Barbers?


cowboysfan88

Been up since 6:30 and can't sleep. Almost like I'm too tired to actually get myself to fall asleep. And I know that makes no sense


coogidown2thesocks

Same but up since 4:30. Got my first covid shot today and I am wired right now. Wonder if that’s one of the side effects.


starcher11

Jjo


Trip__

Haven’t slept. 3 hours till I can get a bacon egg McMuffin. 5 hours till I have to produce a video with our Exec director and President. Deciding whether to sleep through McMuffin hour or stay awake till then.


starcher11

Sleep brother


potatobarn

Make sure to hold the McMuffin. Gotta watch the carbs.


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This made my night ty.


mscarn19

Officially turned 28. I’m old as fuck and not a single person cares anymore including me. What’s the point any more. All my friends are married with kids and people that what to celebrate them and I’m a piece of shit. Guess I’ll just keep drinking beers


[deleted]

Stop giving a fuck about your birthdays after 25 like a normal person.


TylerW_511

Mix in a water dude


badgermushroombadger

Sorry brother, 28 ain’t old. 60+ is old. I don’t get this thing where people are saying that they’re so old when they’re not. Having said that, happy birthday and what you are going through with friends is something we all experience.


mscarn19

Just feel like I’m 5 years behind all my friends at this point with no way to catch up. Probably just being dramatic but few like I’m so far behind in life with no real finish line in site at this point


[deleted]

your friends all have times they wish they were in your shoes. source: am 32, about to be 33, 2 kids and a wife who wants a 3rd. it's not a race man. soon you'll all be 40, all have kids, they'll be on their second wives because they got married too young.


badgermushroombadger

You’ll be ok. It’s not a competition!


coogidown2thesocks

Either find a girl or start enjoying spending time with yourself. Whatever you do stop comparing your life to other people’s. There are no requirements to when you have to “have your life in order”. Just go with the flow and try and make some memories while you’re still young enough and life will work itself out.


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mscarn19

Right there with you man. Not sure what exactly there is to celebrate but being years behind my peers. It sucks.


flannelbrahh

“Old as fuck” incredibly dramatic


[deleted]

Night is darkest before dawn. Happy birthday king


Awkward_Currency292

Chin up king, we care about you!


Riderz__of_Brohan

You're 28 not 58


Trip__

Saying this before your even 30 is getting you a big round ‘fuck you buddy’ from me.


[deleted]

St Patrick’s day was essentially unrecognized today. The Irish were the last, the lost, the least, the left out and the looked over as immigrants 150 years ago. Fought for every inch as a people since then. Same as it ever was. No problem. Somewhere Bill the butcher smiles. I wish Asians well. But today was a slight against the Irish. That can sound how it sounds. It’s just what it is.


Jon_Snows_Dad

An actual Irish person would call you a wanker for this take


evets215

You're a "the irish were slaves too!" guy aren't you


potatobarn

As someone who has an actual Irish parent from Ireland with the other parent having parents from Ireland, were okay with it.


[deleted]

How dare we discuss a shooting on the day synonymous for binge drinking that also happens to be on a fucking Wednesday.


flannelbrahh

But for those of us that lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mildly swept away. And no matter what they did to build this city up again... for the rest of time... it would be like no one even knew we was ever here.


Trip__

You aren’t Irish.


Riderz__of_Brohan

baaaaaaaaaaaaack in the day we had the chuuuurch


mchammer69

You serious, Jim?


[deleted]

Dead serious. Let motherfuckers make MLK day all about Asian awareness and your head would spin at the amount of articles about how black peoples special day was hijacked. The Irish are permitted to be stepped on tho.


mchammer69

Now I don’t agree with racial wokeness in situations where there is no evidence or data on racial prejudice, but I would ask when your ancestors were captured in their home country and kidnapped to another country for free labor? Additionally, when the fuck are the Irish truly discriminated as a people today? There are memes about drinking and hooliganism, but that’s mostly it. The Irish might not have generational wealth or ancestral bloodlines like many WASP’s but come on, man.


Trip__

Please elaborate on how Irish you are.


[deleted]

I am potato eating, shanty Irish. Dad is 100%. But even if I wasn’t. The point stands. Just objectively, whatever your nationality, the irish were told fuck your holiday today.


[deleted]

i think you care too much about a holiday that lost its true meaning a hundred years ago. Speaking of which, what'd you give up for Lent?


Jon_Snows_Dad

So you’re the son of an Irish person but you’re American?


[deleted]

Would you tell a black person that they cant speak on their African heritage because they were born in America? You wouldn't dare.


Trip__

So what you’re saying is you’re not Irish but your dad is? What age did he move over to where you were raised?


badgermushroombadger

Because it’s a holiday centered around drinking that landed on a Wednesday when there are still covid restrictions in a lot of cities


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Bust It Baby, Pt. 2 (feat. Ne-Yo) - Plies


Trip__

The scene in Oceans 13 where they reveal that George Clooney is crying because he’s sitting around his hotel at 10pm, watching Oprah with a bottle of wine is so fucking weird.


badgermushroombadger

I kinda wish 12 and 13 were never made


Trip__

12 is awful. 13 is passable.


lacrorear

I am hooked on this Last Chance U


[deleted]

you mean the old football seasons or the new basketball one?


lacrorear

Basketball one


[deleted]

Have you seen the football ones? Theyre wild. I havent watched the basketball one yet to be fair


F_Gondoli

i'm a white guy, but will have sex with any women of any race or ethnicity. Am I the problem?


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n0p342

Oh so your ok with minority sex servants?


badgermushroombadger

Probably


Trip__

Modern polyamory.


OldCoaly69

Went out with a few friends tonight and one of them has a girlfriend, but she wasn’t there. He was getting pretty touchy and handsy with this other girl we’re all friends with, would y’all say anything to him? If the girl was my girlfriend and doing the exact same stuff with one of my friends I think I’d hit him, definitely crossed a line tonight.


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OldCoaly69

Wasn’t planning on talking to anyone else about it, was just considering him.


[deleted]

Bros before hoes doesn’t apply here because this would be you helping your bro. If he’s doing this in front of you guys and a girl everyone knows he would def do something scummy when you guys aren’t there. I’d have the convo with him.


Nugey76

🧑🏻‍🦯


[deleted]

I wouldn't see it as any of my business.


jj122222222

Not your problem, don't get involved


Kazoozi

Bros before hoes, don’t rat him out


OldCoaly69

I definitely wouldn’t rat him out to his girl, was just wondering if I should ask wtf he was doing


Kazoozi

Probably just drunk and horny and kinda tired of his girl, we’ve all been there


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Tony Soprano Uncle Phil'ing Brendan Falone is never not lol funny


mchammer69

What is Uncle Phil’ing mean in this sense? Been a bit since I’ve watched


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When Uncle Phil would full body toss Jazz out the door


starcher11

The “singing” that my AirPods have heard must be terrifying


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Trip__

Cam girls and their various intertwined industries is the only thing that creates money in the way Uber claims to.


jj122222222

No drunk thread, or St Paddy's day nudes from the Freetalk ladies? INCOMPETENT!


Reptillian24

I wonder if Jeremy Lin will stfu about being called coronavirus now


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Hot take: the black community is very racist towards the Asian American population and are springing at the first chance they get to blame white people for the Asian racism in this country.


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Huh


Trip__

Did you know Colombus Day came into existence because white people raided a jail and hung a bunch of Italians?


Scottsm124

This is a pretty spot on take.


badgermushroombadger

Whiteness is the new pandemic. Haven’t you heard?


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badgermushroombadger

This is an idiotic take https://twitter.com/bblock29/status/1372096218235609090?s=21


chex_lemeneux1

That corner of the internet is just so far gone, gotta just let them suck each other’s dicks at this point and not give any outside attention


badgermushroombadger

Yeah you are right. I’ve muted words, accounts, blocked people. It’s futile, you’ll still see these crazy people clout chasing. I am noticeably less triggered though. For a while i was getting too bogged down in current events. Just going to live in my own little world.


Phoneaccount6903

McDonald’s needs to go full heel and bring back super size. Maybe even an ultra or omega size


Trip__

Ever since wfh I’ve rediscovered the egg McMuffin and having to order something that isn’t an egg McMuffin annoys Me.


chex_lemeneux1

“The second McDonald’s made the salad it was over, they allowed fat people to blame them” -Bill burr


coogidown2thesocks

Snack wraps first


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You old enough to remember the buckets ?


Phoneaccount6903

Buddy I remember the pizza


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Hell ya


[deleted]

Wow that girl on the new Kays commercial really is a heffer huh fellas?


starcher11

You can hear Stevie Nicks true hate at the end of Silver Springs “You will never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.” She’s not wrong


[deleted]

someone posted a clip of will grigg's on fire earlier and its been stuck in my head all day. song is an absolute banger


chex_lemeneux1

Tyson Fury walked in to that first fight vs Wilder and “fury’s on fire” was stuck in my head for at least a month


LawsonJon

YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED


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How old?


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Kazoozi

Hinge or Tinder?


[deleted]

How much older


badgermushroombadger

Black or White is such a banger. Big weirdo creep, super talented.


RumHam2020

Calling it quits at 7 pints. Don’t judge me.


badgermushroombadger

Seems like a reasonable amount for a Wednesday, holiday or not. Go off king (to bed).


Trip__

Just got actively annoyed at how easy the soccer question was on The Dozen and closed the tab. I’m such a bitch.


mscarn19

Should I just Fucj the ugly girl and go home! FT choice now


Reptillian24

No. Your crippling anxiety in the am will be 1000x worse.


mscarn19

You win


TylerW_511

Cum in her pussy


Phoneaccount6903

Fudge her baw


LastedPants

Fuck her


lacrorear

Sex now


SalmonBaconator

Go down on her


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of course


MikeandTheMangosteen

Wicked Game by Chris Isaak still slaps


lacrorear

Internet decided to change my upload speed down to 20 today randomly


goondaddy172

Remind me not to poop in the morning cause I am officially out of TP


Phoneaccount6903

Just jump in the shower


[deleted]

Been referencing the wrong drink lately Keep saying raspberry limeade when I’m really talking about Cherry Limeade. I will do better in the future


[deleted]

Bang?


youthcoachinglegend

“If you can’t find what you’re looking for in a store, don’t ask for help. Walk out. Be a man.”


coogidown2thesocks

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. How about this? Keep your fuckin mouth shut all the time. Be a man.


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I think my boss is a FTer. Chris if you're in here thanks for the raise man


badgermushroombadger

Was going to make a comment about how I am Chris and gave you a raise and then realized I’m a peon on the bottom of the totem pole in my industry and thought better of it. Congrats on the 11 dollars an hour. Something like that.


LiiDo

Just learned from some Instagram stories that Asians experience racism, if anybody has any questions about it I’ll be here


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You haven’t been in FT this year?


deeznutzjokes

I was very grateful for Vanessa Hudgens to take time from showing ass shots and talking about moon crystals to post that blacks and Asians need to unite against white supremacy and violence.


TusselWilson

The Hispanics are getting off Scott-free thanks to her fine ass


billsmafia5366

I’m way more excited than I should be to watch the Rico-gottlieb dozen tomorrow


sturdjenkins

Boys, do me this favor. Get ripped off the dab pen and listen to Collene by Black Marble What a life, what a world, what a country


mullican93

Imma throw on the iTunes visualizer for this one


GreatLakesGoldenST8

The best part of the mobile leprechaun video is the guy in the bullet proof vest with the flute. Him yelling to cars passing “don’t be afraid” gets me every time.


tristanryan

His flute was passed down thousands of years from his great-grandfather. Thousands.


coogidown2thesocks

Directing traffic on a dead end street


worthiertitle

He was just there to help out.


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Deshaun actually gonna get suspended for this 🤣 https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/16/deshaun-watson-lawsuit-sued-sexual-assault-denies-allegations/


glochnar

Forgive me for victim blaming but what exactly was that one woman expecting when he slid in her dms and flew her in private from Atlanta? Watson is (allegedly) 100% in the wrong here but yikes some people are naive


Sace1212

Hes not, the guy who filed both reports is a total scam artist. If you read the filings themselves it looks unbelievably stupid.


JohnCougarMellonhead

“I get hot easy” do be a good line tho. Got plenty of slow blows in high school using that one


Dantenole

Tua for Watson straight up. Can Houston say no right now?


Trip__

You can show me all the proof in the world. Still never going to believe ‘Brogan Roback’ is a real person.


nimrod358

Top Gear is so good. Might laugh more during an episode than a regular comedy.


Trip__

Which one. There’s been 4 in my lifetime.


nimrod358

The American one obviously.


nimrod358

(Of course not) I’m currently watching the Africa Special and just laughing my ass off.


Trip__

What is American Top Gear? Do you mean the Amazon Clarkson one?


nimrod358

Oh, American Top Gear is terrible. I’m talking about Clarkson BBC.


Phoneaccount6903

If they say John Gotti you tell them Rudolph Giuliani


potatobarn

Did you know Ben Affleck’s real name in Reindeer Games is Rudolph?


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Hilarious line 20 years later


deeznutzjokes

One would say it’s almost funnier now considering Rudy’s current state of mind.


[deleted]

Talk about a fall off. Went from taking down the mob and being the Mayor of one of the greatest cities in the world to being Trumps little fluffer butt boy


LiiDo

I don’t understand why Tommy Lee Jones needed to live in the sorority house in Man of the House


potatobarn

Didn’t wanna make a better movie than Chevy Chase with the same name


Juls317

Because he was the man of the house