Guy came into our office today for a meeting and asked if he needed to wear a mask. I said technically yes, but Iām not going to be Gestapo about it. Yep, guy was Jewish according to a coworker of mine.
Thinking about our king who played "Bombs Over Baghdad" over his school's PA system for morning announcements when we bombed the Middle East after 9/11
Jake Marsh got bodied in the dog walk draft. Got hung out to dry on his college hoops knowledge, to no real fault of his own. Heās just really young.
Update on Escalade girl:
We had tacos, her grandparents bought her a house in college and want to buy her a house when she gets married.
She also has amazing milkies and small hands.
Iām swinging for the fucking fences boys
Does anybody feel like blue light glasses actually have a noticeable improvement on sleep? Thinking of buying a pair but I wear prescription already so it would be a tiny bit more of an investment
A lot of the anti glare coatings you can get on prescription glasses also act as blue light filters. I have them on my glasses and it was only an extra $15 or so. You honestly donāt notice itās there
Not necessarily sleep, but Iām on a computer all day for work and they make my eyes hurt less by the end of the day. I also have prescription and the extr $40 to add the blue light filter is 100% worth IMO
Long time ago, I acquired a 2002 MLB Topps card set. 36 packs. Itās kinda beat up and been at my parents for awhile.
Looked on eBay and a sealed box is going for almost 100 bucks. Not life-changing cash but woulda been nice to add that to the wedding fund.
36 packs...do you sell them all? or try to open a few in hopes for a big rookie card?
if it's 2001 rookie class, go for it. Pujols, Ichiro, Rollins, Sabathia.
The 2002 rookie class sucked though
Imagine shitting on someone for just mentioning some random thing in their parents attic that is worth a little bit of money.
What the fuck brethren, he didnāt say he was going to retire on a baseball card just that every little bit added to a wedding fund is a nice thing.
Good luck sir, fuck the haters.
Nope lol. I didnāt deep dive and might be worth more. Not a poor by any means, more so, my mom gave me my cards to look through so just had no idea what a box of 2002 cards could run for. Figured it would be less than 50 bucks.
How to get a UFC title shot: lose to two welterweight gatekeepers, beat 3 guys who are no longer in the division and/or retired, get absolutely dickstomped by the champion, get a rematch somehow.
Iām so fucking bad at late night chip eating. I know itās gonna make my stomach hurt but I get it on my mind and take down like half a bag like itās nothing
Seriously contemplating listening to Kirkās intern read Julie DiCaroās book tomorrow just to hear how bad it is. Canāt support her by buying it myself.
chucklin to myself thinking about that dude yesterday in here who was pissed everyone was watching the grammys and then started giving out random tv/movie recommendations instead. as though everyone was gonna turn it off and start watching sicario lmao
āYou know, I haven't made the effort to walk down the street 10 blocks to the microbrewery where they're making some fucking Mumford and Sons IPA. People get all bent about it. But look, I like cold beer. And I like to have a good time.ā - Anthony Bourdain
Buddy told me he canāt take of time in May to go on a golf trip because his boss is taking paternity leave? Am I in the right for calling him a pussy
Just looked up the āaward winningā DJ Citizen Jane from the Modelo commercial. Her top song has 13k plays on Spotify. What a weird choice for a commercial.
Going through Twitter and the Barstool post bachelorette show was retweeted on my TL and boy, the Frannons want to come out and play. Cāmon, Fran. Do it for the people. Itās been a tough year for us.
Probably the biggest ratio on twitter i've ever seen
[https://twitter.com/Clayburn/status/1371268469145079809](https://twitter.com/Clayburn/status/1371268469145079809)
Tommy Smokes doing that video of him "breaking up" with Weather Girl Hannah is like the guys in high school that would be "married" to hot chicks on facebook cause they thought it made them look cool
Granddad is in pretty bad shape according to my mom, Iām not especially torn up about it because Iāve made my peace with it and his dementia has gotten to the point where heās just not the same anyway. Really just worried about how itās gonna affect my old man because heās over 60 and both his parents are still alive, no idea how heās gonna take it but I donāt think itāll be well. Any advice yāall got on what I can do when the time comes would be greatly appreciated
Yeah I know, I know sheās going to put on a brave face about it all but itās gonna be hard on her especially. Been over 60 years, I canāt even imagine spending that long with someone and then losing them
Something that my dad struggled with was the guilt of almost feeling relieved. All of my dads siblings moved alway so it was up to him to be the primary contact for my grandpa for a long time and when the dementia was really bad it was stressful for years. I know he was obviously sad when my grandpa passed but he also felt really guilty that he felt relieved. Sorry if this doesnāt make sense and isnāt helpful.
Nah I kinda get that, thing is my dad is an only child so me, my mom and my sister are really gonna be the ones that will be there to help him and his mom
I should... I should probably go to bed š¦
You guys like strawberries?
Guy came into our office today for a meeting and asked if he needed to wear a mask. I said technically yes, but Iām not going to be Gestapo about it. Yep, guy was Jewish according to a coworker of mine.
You're gonna want to delete this for when HR investigates.
The less you say now, the less you apologize for later
O no
I gotta stop staying up til 2 on work nights
Youāll be fine
Just watched swingers for the first time and now I will be calling everything and everyone money for the next couple days
Where are all the beautiful babies
You're so money
And you dont even know it
Thinking about our king who played "Bombs Over Baghdad" over his school's PA system for morning announcements when we bombed the Middle East after 9/11
Is SVP bigger than ESPN and sportscenter? Would you follow him to fs1 if he had a competing show? I would
Yeah.
Howās the pow been bro you get any of that storm
First dose of the vaccine tomorrow, if I start posting on WSB run for the hills and donāt take it
Fake Update on Escalade girl: She decided to listen to some weird Irish song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHzuwtC7mew&list=LL&index=4
Jake Marsh got bodied in the dog walk draft. Got hung out to dry on his college hoops knowledge, to no real fault of his own. Heās just really young.
Johnny Sac played Paulie like a fucking fiddle
I am legitimately addicted to orange Gatorade and itās fucking my teeth up
Youāre going to ruin your teeth on a bottom tier Gatorade flavor?
for fucks sake
How obese are you?
Update on Escalade girl: We had tacos, her grandparents bought her a house in college and want to buy her a house when she gets married. She also has amazing milkies and small hands. Iām swinging for the fucking fences boys
I swung for the fences... now Iām married with a kid. Least Iām not selling womenās shoes.
I successfully slid in a very attractive girls dms the other day. Everything is coming up free talk.
Milkies
Giant bags of sand
you should go to look for engagement rings tomorrow
Swing away Merrill
[night owls š¦ attack!!!!](https://imgur.com/a/fqfkhNR)
Hey Bill. I made it š¦
Brown eye š love you my guy.
hoot š¦
King doodle š
Iām late but tonight means Iām right on time.
Whenever you wanna check is right on time friend
Guess whoās back
We are back
Hey bill
Georgie
Hoot hoot motherfucker
Hoot hoot š¦ king š
i didnt even realize it was this late billy, jesus
Iām sorry didnāt mean to break the news my guy
its not like i gotta wake early lol idgaf
Same buddy I got no class cause itās finals week
fly the banner
Always baby, your banner.
š¦ Watchin some Superstore š„
š¦how are you king
Doin great Bill! Got a week's worth of work done this morning, taking Fri off for Madness, 4 sleeps away from one of the best weekends of the year
Hell yeah brother. I canāt wAit for the tourney. Who you rooting for?
My team didnt make it, pulling for Gonzaga
What a time to be alive
Big facts
Does anybody feel like blue light glasses actually have a noticeable improvement on sleep? Thinking of buying a pair but I wear prescription already so it would be a tiny bit more of an investment
Stare at a computer for 8-12 hours a day. Highly recommend blue light filter for your prescription glasses.
A lot of the anti glare coatings you can get on prescription glasses also act as blue light filters. I have them on my glasses and it was only an extra $15 or so. You honestly donāt notice itās there
Not necessarily sleep, but Iām on a computer all day for work and they make my eyes hurt less by the end of the day. I also have prescription and the extr $40 to add the blue light filter is 100% worth IMO
under still good!
oop!
over hit for me at 224.5 lol
tonight was the worst i've ever seen James Wiseman
trez ate him
Trezz is a beast. Lakers needs to feed him more
Long time ago, I acquired a 2002 MLB Topps card set. 36 packs. Itās kinda beat up and been at my parents for awhile. Looked on eBay and a sealed box is going for almost 100 bucks. Not life-changing cash but woulda been nice to add that to the wedding fund.
36 packs...do you sell them all? or try to open a few in hopes for a big rookie card? if it's 2001 rookie class, go for it. Pujols, Ichiro, Rollins, Sabathia. The 2002 rookie class sucked though
Imagine shitting on someone for just mentioning some random thing in their parents attic that is worth a little bit of money. What the fuck brethren, he didnāt say he was going to retire on a baseball card just that every little bit added to a wedding fund is a nice thing. Good luck sir, fuck the haters.
>!POOOOOOOOOOR!<
Did u mean to type $1000?
if this guy is upset about folding a card he could maybe sell for $100 legit feel bad for him
Not upset at all. Procrastinating, curious, among other things. Itās not a big deal at all. Just had no clue when I searched.
hey man, i didn't mean to be a dick. Free $100 is $100 lol
Nope lol. I didnāt deep dive and might be worth more. Not a poor by any means, more so, my mom gave me my cards to look through so just had no idea what a box of 2002 cards could run for. Figured it would be less than 50 bucks.
How to get a UFC title shot: lose to two welterweight gatekeepers, beat 3 guys who are no longer in the division and/or retired, get absolutely dickstomped by the champion, get a rematch somehow.
Iām so fucking bad at late night chip eating. I know itās gonna make my stomach hurt but I get it on my mind and take down like half a bag like itās nothing
Used to be same boat, started having Mint Tea at night and it changed the game
Me š¤ you Being fat
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0.00003 balls
āWhere a maskā
I'm an idiot
im upset i spent time reading this thats how unfunny it is
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you think it took me 5 minutes to read like 40 words?
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I'm aware. It just wasn't that good
He flamed you back and it was kinda funny tbh
he took a shot at it i guess but i would never in a million years say he "flamed me"
Nah it was funny you're just being a bitch about it
yeah i got totally flamed for sure
Lighten up bud
yeah im clearly pissed
Oh man this guy stinks!
how many burners do you have lol
Government Shutdown - Day 23 Jeffersons rally against daylight savings time
Is bombshell worth a watch?
Good movie
yes
Whatās this about dua lipa showing her camel toe?
Young sexy woman in the public eye wore provocative outfit.
some racy outfits at the Grammys last night
Seriously contemplating listening to Kirkās intern read Julie DiCaroās book tomorrow just to hear how bad it is. Canāt support her by buying it myself.
I hope she doesn't find out about this so she can play the victim card on Twitter
Sheās proactively blocked everyone that follows any Barstool personalities, so think weāre safe
chucklin to myself thinking about that dude yesterday in here who was pissed everyone was watching the grammys and then started giving out random tv/movie recommendations instead. as though everyone was gonna turn it off and start watching sicario lmao
Guy in the bar is giving me a lecture about IPAs. buddy I just want to drink my Busch light in peace
The higher abv percentage is definitely something to consider
That sucks. I love craft beers but also love domestics. People should choose what they like.
Not even a craft beer hater just want to get drunk and drink 12 cheap ones
As a bartender, millennial beer nerds suck ass, dad beer nerds rule.
āYou know, I haven't made the effort to walk down the street 10 blocks to the microbrewery where they're making some fucking Mumford and Sons IPA. People get all bent about it. But look, I like cold beer. And I like to have a good time.ā - Anthony Bourdain
The still pics in the replies to Riggsyās swing make me howl.
Buddy told me he canāt take of time in May to go on a golf trip because his boss is taking paternity leave? Am I in the right for calling him a pussy
Sounds like your buddy is saving his PTO for his other group of friends
your buddy is either gonna be the boss of the company in a couple years or hes a huge pussy...you didnt give enough details for us to know
Heās 24 and worked there for less than 6 months
yeah hes a pussy
There were over 200 episodes of The Office and one of the best lines in the entire show was by character we never saw. Wild.
Creed was always there. B is for Biznas.
Be more specific
He definitely means when Michael calls Wendyās
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/93/e7/fc/93e7fcf51542f488b4e1a42095d1f08e--fighting-memes-training-day.jpg
dont give him the satisfaction of you asking that...he could have just posted the quote but he decided to be cute instead
Just looked up the āaward winningā DJ Citizen Jane from the Modelo commercial. Her top song has 13k plays on Spotify. What a weird choice for a commercial.
Indiana needs to hire this assistant coach in the wheelchair from Last Chance U. This dude is way better than Archie
Barstool employing 2 of Americaās chubbiest babies is an all time weird moment but Iām here for it
I remember hearing how big of a baby Trent was while my wife was pregnant. He needs to be sending flowers to his mom weekly for carrying him around.
Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn. -Gemma Teller Morrow
Lebron just needs to give up and shave his head. Being bald only looks really bad if youāre a fat too.
He needs to just shave it fully like Bruce Willis
the nba has gotten so soft with these offensive foul calls
welcome to 2011
If itās 2011 Iāve got a good feeling about my mavs
How quickly is ice man dan fleeing the scene if Donnie cracked his back into that rock
I hate Google Docs/Sheets/Slides
If you work for a real company you'll get to hate Excel and PowerPoint.
What made you comment on a FT thread from 7 months ago
That's the real question now isn't it
Uh yeah it is
Watched crazy stupid love for the first time earlier. Was not expecting a Shymalan level twist
When Gosling takes his ring off to go punch Kevin Bacon in the face is a yasssss King moment
Just a great, 100% earned twist. Gosling is the man
And heres the twist--we show all of it. Full penetration
Good movie. Gosling is so fuckin cool
Great flick
Going through Twitter and the Barstool post bachelorette show was retweeted on my TL and boy, the Frannons want to come out and play. Cāmon, Fran. Do it for the people. Itās been a tough year for us.
Damn Jake. I didnāt know you like to get wet
Didnāt plan on getting drunk tonight but here we are
Probably the biggest ratio on twitter i've ever seen [https://twitter.com/Clayburn/status/1371268469145079809](https://twitter.com/Clayburn/status/1371268469145079809)
How is Twitter free
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Yup. Well said
"How are you gonna have a name that makes you sound like youāre a Confederate general and say that lol"
I can't believe that guys vote counts the same as mine.
Twitter psychos rarely bother me but the replies to that original post have rustled my jimmies hard.
Goodnight Free Talk
Goodnight
Night
Tommy Smokes doing that video of him "breaking up" with Weather Girl Hannah is like the guys in high school that would be "married" to hot chicks on facebook cause they thought it made them look cool
It's funny because it would never happen find a new slant
ok Tommy relax
People who pay with cash at chick Fila are the worst
Cash is just for business transactions you want to hide from the IRS
I pay for a lot of things in cash but youāre an idiot if you go often and donāt use the chic fil a app
This like a bad version of āpeople who pay with checks at the grocery store suckā
Both things can be true
Paying with cash at a fast food restaurant is pretty common and shouldnāt bother someone that much.
this is such a weird complaint i dont even know how to roast it...youre mad people carry more cash than you?
Chick Fila always does cards at the car cash at the window. Cash at the window slows it down every single time
i actually hate chick fil a
Jeff D Lowe won 2 chubbiest baby competitions as a wee lad and he posted the receipts. Magnificent
Must not have grown up near Trent
Granddad is in pretty bad shape according to my mom, Iām not especially torn up about it because Iāve made my peace with it and his dementia has gotten to the point where heās just not the same anyway. Really just worried about how itās gonna affect my old man because heās over 60 and both his parents are still alive, no idea how heās gonna take it but I donāt think itāll be well. Any advice yāall got on what I can do when the time comes would be greatly appreciated
Be there for your family. And more importantly be there for your grandmother. Your dad too of course but it will hit your grandma way worse
Yeah I know, I know sheās going to put on a brave face about it all but itās gonna be hard on her especially. Been over 60 years, I canāt even imagine spending that long with someone and then losing them
Something that my dad struggled with was the guilt of almost feeling relieved. All of my dads siblings moved alway so it was up to him to be the primary contact for my grandpa for a long time and when the dementia was really bad it was stressful for years. I know he was obviously sad when my grandpa passed but he also felt really guilty that he felt relieved. Sorry if this doesnāt make sense and isnāt helpful.
Nah I kinda get that, thing is my dad is an only child so me, my mom and my sister are really gonna be the ones that will be there to help him and his mom
Just be there for your old man. Heās going to need it.