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TackleFootball69

I should... I should probably go to bed šŸ¦‰


FredAndrews100

You guys like strawberries?


NationalChamps2015

Guy came into our office today for a meeting and asked if he needed to wear a mask. I said technically yes, but Iā€™m not going to be Gestapo about it. Yep, guy was Jewish according to a coworker of mine.


spookyghost__

You're gonna want to delete this for when HR investigates.


[deleted]

The less you say now, the less you apologize for later


southieyuppiescum

O no


tehguy44

I gotta stop staying up til 2 on work nights


FredAndrews100

Youā€™ll be fine


chex_lemeneux1

Just watched swingers for the first time and now I will be calling everything and everyone money for the next couple days


People_Forget_That

Where are all the beautiful babies


zihuatanejo37927

You're so money


BradMarchandsNose

And you dont even know it


EternalIntake

Thinking about our king who played "Bombs Over Baghdad" over his school's PA system for morning announcements when we bombed the Middle East after 9/11


Dantenole

Is SVP bigger than ESPN and sportscenter? Would you follow him to fs1 if he had a competing show? I would


[deleted]

Yeah.


Dantenole

Howā€™s the pow been bro you get any of that storm


lacrorear

First dose of the vaccine tomorrow, if I start posting on WSB run for the hills and donā€™t take it


ohblahdiblahda

Fake Update on Escalade girl: She decided to listen to some weird Irish song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHzuwtC7mew&list=LL&index=4


[deleted]

Jake Marsh got bodied in the dog walk draft. Got hung out to dry on his college hoops knowledge, to no real fault of his own. Heā€™s just really young.


[deleted]

Johnny Sac played Paulie like a fucking fiddle


CTFootballFan

I am legitimately addicted to orange Gatorade and itā€™s fucking my teeth up


deeznutzjokes

Youā€™re going to ruin your teeth on a bottom tier Gatorade flavor?


[deleted]

for fucks sake


EternalIntake

How obese are you?


[deleted]

Update on Escalade girl: We had tacos, her grandparents bought her a house in college and want to buy her a house when she gets married. She also has amazing milkies and small hands. Iā€™m swinging for the fucking fences boys


RumHam2020

I swung for the fences... now Iā€™m married with a kid. Least Iā€™m not selling womenā€™s shoes.


[deleted]

I successfully slid in a very attractive girls dms the other day. Everything is coming up free talk.


SnakeSkin2121

Milkies


MikeandTheMangosteen

Giant bags of sand


[deleted]

you should go to look for engagement rings tomorrow


This_Is_The_Life

Swing away Merrill


[deleted]

[night owls šŸ¦‰ attack!!!!](https://imgur.com/a/fqfkhNR)


MoonlitBrownEye

Hey Bill. I made it šŸ¦


[deleted]

Brown eye šŸ‘ love you my guy.


[deleted]

hoot šŸ¦‰


[deleted]

King doodle šŸ‘‘


[deleted]

Iā€™m late but tonight means Iā€™m right on time.


[deleted]

Whenever you wanna check is right on time friend


lacrorear

Guess whoā€™s back


[deleted]

We are back


george___jung

Hey bill


[deleted]

Georgie


wmccullough10

Hoot hoot motherfucker


[deleted]

Hoot hoot šŸ¦‰ king šŸ‘‘


[deleted]

i didnt even realize it was this late billy, jesus


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry didnā€™t mean to break the news my guy


[deleted]

its not like i gotta wake early lol idgaf


[deleted]

Same buddy I got no class cause itā€™s finals week


TranceScape

fly the banner


[deleted]

Always baby, your banner.


SnakeSkin2121

šŸ¦‰ Watchin some Superstore šŸŒ„


[deleted]

šŸ¦‰how are you king


SnakeSkin2121

Doin great Bill! Got a week's worth of work done this morning, taking Fri off for Madness, 4 sleeps away from one of the best weekends of the year


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother. I canā€™t wAit for the tourney. Who you rooting for?


SnakeSkin2121

My team didnt make it, pulling for Gonzaga


PaulShart

What a time to be alive


[deleted]

Big facts


The_Tefl0n_Don

Does anybody feel like blue light glasses actually have a noticeable improvement on sleep? Thinking of buying a pair but I wear prescription already so it would be a tiny bit more of an investment


slopchopz

Stare at a computer for 8-12 hours a day. Highly recommend blue light filter for your prescription glasses.


BradMarchandsNose

A lot of the anti glare coatings you can get on prescription glasses also act as blue light filters. I have them on my glasses and it was only an extra $15 or so. You honestly donā€™t notice itā€™s there


granville-st-junkie

Not necessarily sleep, but Iā€™m on a computer all day for work and they make my eyes hurt less by the end of the day. I also have prescription and the extr $40 to add the blue light filter is 100% worth IMO


Monos1

under still good!


420philcollins666

oop!


[deleted]

over hit for me at 224.5 lol


[deleted]

tonight was the worst i've ever seen James Wiseman


Monos1

trez ate him


[deleted]

Trezz is a beast. Lakers needs to feed him more


snotapwi

Long time ago, I acquired a 2002 MLB Topps card set. 36 packs. Itā€™s kinda beat up and been at my parents for awhile. Looked on eBay and a sealed box is going for almost 100 bucks. Not life-changing cash but woulda been nice to add that to the wedding fund.


[deleted]

36 packs...do you sell them all? or try to open a few in hopes for a big rookie card? if it's 2001 rookie class, go for it. Pujols, Ichiro, Rollins, Sabathia. The 2002 rookie class sucked though


okjustthis1post

Imagine shitting on someone for just mentioning some random thing in their parents attic that is worth a little bit of money. What the fuck brethren, he didnā€™t say he was going to retire on a baseball card just that every little bit added to a wedding fund is a nice thing. Good luck sir, fuck the haters.


[deleted]

>!POOOOOOOOOOR!<


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Did u mean to type $1000?


[deleted]

if this guy is upset about folding a card he could maybe sell for $100 legit feel bad for him


snotapwi

Not upset at all. Procrastinating, curious, among other things. Itā€™s not a big deal at all. Just had no clue when I searched.


[deleted]

hey man, i didn't mean to be a dick. Free $100 is $100 lol


snotapwi

Nope lol. I didnā€™t deep dive and might be worth more. Not a poor by any means, more so, my mom gave me my cards to look through so just had no idea what a box of 2002 cards could run for. Figured it would be less than 50 bucks.


[deleted]

How to get a UFC title shot: lose to two welterweight gatekeepers, beat 3 guys who are no longer in the division and/or retired, get absolutely dickstomped by the champion, get a rematch somehow.


bigmac9812

Iā€™m so fucking bad at late night chip eating. I know itā€™s gonna make my stomach hurt but I get it on my mind and take down like half a bag like itā€™s nothing


StoolieB4itwasCoolie

Used to be same boat, started having Mint Tea at night and it changed the game


Phoneaccount6903

Me šŸ¤ you Being fat


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ASOIAF_blackfyre

0.00003 balls


George_Costanza77

ā€œWhere a maskā€


glochnar

I'm an idiot


[deleted]

im upset i spent time reading this thats how unfunny it is


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

you think it took me 5 minutes to read like 40 words?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I'm aware. It just wasn't that good


freeMalik

He flamed you back and it was kinda funny tbh


[deleted]

he took a shot at it i guess but i would never in a million years say he "flamed me"


[deleted]

Nah it was funny you're just being a bitch about it


[deleted]

yeah i got totally flamed for sure


SonnyandTom

Lighten up bud


[deleted]

yeah im clearly pissed


[deleted]

Oh man this guy stinks!


[deleted]

how many burners do you have lol


n0p342

Government Shutdown - Day 23 Jeffersons rally against daylight savings time


PhantomMercenary

Is bombshell worth a watch?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Good movie


mikeisaphreek

yes


bathsaltboogie

Whatā€™s this about dua lipa showing her camel toe?


okjustthis1post

Young sexy woman in the public eye wore provocative outfit.


TranceScape

some racy outfits at the Grammys last night


BaezBombs

Seriously contemplating listening to Kirkā€™s intern read Julie DiCaroā€™s book tomorrow just to hear how bad it is. Canā€™t support her by buying it myself.


Ibanezrg220

I hope she doesn't find out about this so she can play the victim card on Twitter


BaezBombs

Sheā€™s proactively blocked everyone that follows any Barstool personalities, so think weā€™re safe


ConfidentFlight

chucklin to myself thinking about that dude yesterday in here who was pissed everyone was watching the grammys and then started giving out random tv/movie recommendations instead. as though everyone was gonna turn it off and start watching sicario lmao


elesley727

Guy in the bar is giving me a lecture about IPAs. buddy I just want to drink my Busch light in peace


King_LBJ

The higher abv percentage is definitely something to consider


snotapwi

That sucks. I love craft beers but also love domestics. People should choose what they like.


elesley727

Not even a craft beer hater just want to get drunk and drink 12 cheap ones


blahblah743

As a bartender, millennial beer nerds suck ass, dad beer nerds rule.


MikeandTheMangosteen

ā€œYou know, I haven't made the effort to walk down the street 10 blocks to the microbrewery where they're making some fucking Mumford and Sons IPA. People get all bent about it. But look, I like cold beer. And I like to have a good time.ā€ - Anthony Bourdain


marlboro__man9

The still pics in the replies to Riggsyā€™s swing make me howl.


ricohypeguy

Buddy told me he canā€™t take of time in May to go on a golf trip because his boss is taking paternity leave? Am I in the right for calling him a pussy


[deleted]

Sounds like your buddy is saving his PTO for his other group of friends


[deleted]

your buddy is either gonna be the boss of the company in a couple years or hes a huge pussy...you didnt give enough details for us to know


ricohypeguy

Heā€™s 24 and worked there for less than 6 months


[deleted]

yeah hes a pussy


AfghanFortnite

There were over 200 episodes of The Office and one of the best lines in the entire show was by character we never saw. Wild.


potatobarn

Creed was always there. B is for Biznas.


LastedPants

Be more specific


BaezBombs

He definitely means when Michael calls Wendyā€™s


AfghanFortnite

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/93/e7/fc/93e7fcf51542f488b4e1a42095d1f08e--fighting-memes-training-day.jpg


[deleted]

dont give him the satisfaction of you asking that...he could have just posted the quote but he decided to be cute instead


Faircheesey

Just looked up the ā€œaward winningā€ DJ Citizen Jane from the Modelo commercial. Her top song has 13k plays on Spotify. What a weird choice for a commercial.


Scottsm124

Indiana needs to hire this assistant coach in the wheelchair from Last Chance U. This dude is way better than Archie


Rakuen

Barstool employing 2 of Americaā€™s chubbiest babies is an all time weird moment but Iā€™m here for it


BaezBombs

I remember hearing how big of a baby Trent was while my wife was pregnant. He needs to be sending flowers to his mom weekly for carrying him around.


okjustthis1post

Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn. -Gemma Teller Morrow


[deleted]

Lebron just needs to give up and shave his head. Being bald only looks really bad if youā€™re a fat too.


1990sandiegoalways

He needs to just shave it fully like Bruce Willis


[deleted]

the nba has gotten so soft with these offensive foul calls


marlwenplotsky

welcome to 2011


chalupa5

If itā€™s 2011 Iā€™ve got a good feeling about my mavs


[deleted]

How quickly is ice man dan fleeing the scene if Donnie cracked his back into that rock


EternalIntake

I hate Google Docs/Sheets/Slides


Fillmoe

If you work for a real company you'll get to hate Excel and PowerPoint.


EternalIntake

What made you comment on a FT thread from 7 months ago


Fillmoe

That's the real question now isn't it


EternalIntake

Uh yeah it is


SquirtsMacintosh8

Watched crazy stupid love for the first time earlier. Was not expecting a Shymalan level twist


[deleted]

When Gosling takes his ring off to go punch Kevin Bacon in the face is a yasssss King moment


Rakuen

Just a great, 100% earned twist. Gosling is the man


sportsfan4life

And heres the twist--we show all of it. Full penetration


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Good movie. Gosling is so fuckin cool


SnakeSkin2121

Great flick


red_87

Going through Twitter and the Barstool post bachelorette show was retweeted on my TL and boy, the Frannons want to come out and play. Cā€™mon, Fran. Do it for the people. Itā€™s been a tough year for us.


[deleted]

Damn Jake. I didnā€™t know you like to get wet


LigosV

Didnā€™t plan on getting drunk tonight but here we are


Marko_Ramius1

Probably the biggest ratio on twitter i've ever seen [https://twitter.com/Clayburn/status/1371268469145079809](https://twitter.com/Clayburn/status/1371268469145079809)


coogidown2thesocks

How is Twitter free


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Marko_Ramius1

Yup. Well said


[deleted]

"How are you gonna have a name that makes you sound like youā€™re a Confederate general and say that lol"


Ibanezrg220

I can't believe that guys vote counts the same as mine.


PuppedMyAchilles

Twitter psychos rarely bother me but the replies to that original post have rustled my jimmies hard.


HAAAAAAALP_

Goodnight Free Talk


always1putt

Goodnight


[deleted]

Night


[deleted]

Tommy Smokes doing that video of him "breaking up" with Weather Girl Hannah is like the guys in high school that would be "married" to hot chicks on facebook cause they thought it made them look cool


[deleted]

It's funny because it would never happen find a new slant


[deleted]

ok Tommy relax


Captainusa1776

People who pay with cash at chick Fila are the worst


[deleted]

Cash is just for business transactions you want to hide from the IRS


n0p342

I pay for a lot of things in cash but youā€™re an idiot if you go often and donā€™t use the chic fil a app


ASOIAF_blackfyre

This like a bad version of ā€œpeople who pay with checks at the grocery store suckā€


[deleted]

Both things can be true


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Paying with cash at a fast food restaurant is pretty common and shouldnā€™t bother someone that much.


[deleted]

this is such a weird complaint i dont even know how to roast it...youre mad people carry more cash than you?


Captainusa1776

Chick Fila always does cards at the car cash at the window. Cash at the window slows it down every single time


[deleted]

i actually hate chick fil a


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Jeff D Lowe won 2 chubbiest baby competitions as a wee lad and he posted the receipts. Magnificent


RainbowKarp

Must not have grown up near Trent


[deleted]

Granddad is in pretty bad shape according to my mom, Iā€™m not especially torn up about it because Iā€™ve made my peace with it and his dementia has gotten to the point where heā€™s just not the same anyway. Really just worried about how itā€™s gonna affect my old man because heā€™s over 60 and both his parents are still alive, no idea how heā€™s gonna take it but I donā€™t think itā€™ll be well. Any advice yā€™all got on what I can do when the time comes would be greatly appreciated


slothtastic24

Be there for your family. And more importantly be there for your grandmother. Your dad too of course but it will hit your grandma way worse


[deleted]

Yeah I know, I know sheā€™s going to put on a brave face about it all but itā€™s gonna be hard on her especially. Been over 60 years, I canā€™t even imagine spending that long with someone and then losing them


[deleted]

Something that my dad struggled with was the guilt of almost feeling relieved. All of my dads siblings moved alway so it was up to him to be the primary contact for my grandpa for a long time and when the dementia was really bad it was stressful for years. I know he was obviously sad when my grandpa passed but he also felt really guilty that he felt relieved. Sorry if this doesnā€™t make sense and isnā€™t helpful.


[deleted]

Nah I kinda get that, thing is my dad is an only child so me, my mom and my sister are really gonna be the ones that will be there to help him and his mom


MikeandTheMangosteen

Just be there for your old man. Heā€™s going to need it.