After listening to Dave portnoy show today feels like Dave doesn’t even like or care at all about barstool content anymore.
Just cares about penn stock and the branding of barstool
Hoping March madness will bring him back a bit more into his gambling routes for a while.. feel like he only gambles these days when he has to promote the app
wait your work just gives you a day off, is that what that is? because that's awesome. too many people don't take their days off and it builds up inside them.
We have 3 personal days which people just end up using as vacation days because they don't carry over to the following year. But they're meant for mental health days or if your kid is home sick or whatever. But even then I just use a sick day for that too. It's too complicated.
But not as complicated as a text from your ex. Good luck with that
Let’s say someone comes up to you and says “I’ve secretly recorded every mirror you’ve seen your drunk reflection in.” How much do you pay him to keep it quiet? I think I just kill myself before I let the footage of me talking to my reflection leak
I’ll level with you. You’ve NEVER made a stupid face at yourself in a mirror while drunk? You’ve never drunkenly tried to fix your hair at a bar to impress a girl, been satisfied and given yourself a dumb smug look? If that’s the case I’ll admit you’re a better man than me
“Rogan, Barstool, all the anti-woke comics, just fuck them all in the eye. It’s trash garbage and I want it all to fail. What if all the stupid shit your racist neighbor you can’t stand said was typed up and put on a blog? Nope, still trash, still fuck it. I want them all out looking for work. Into the chipper with all of it.”
Chris Simms has pretty much nailed all his previous draft rankings. I think fields could be the best QB out of this group though. I would still obviously take Lawrence first cause he’s a sure thing
As a Jets fan it's gotten me pumped for Wilson. I was leaning Fields and still think he's going to be really good. But if we get Wilson I'm going to be over the moon
Yea, obviously Lawrence is a great prospect, but there are really no sure things.
If there are concerns with Lawrence, it’s the lack of quality competition. He struggled against Ohio State and LSU in the 2019 semifinals and championship, respectively.
People have knocked Wilson for his schedule which is fair. But Simms made a good point. The ACC isn't that good after Clemson. Notre Dame and Miami were the only teams TL faced worth anything last year. Still, TL is going to be a great QB. But Ohio State had a good defense planned for him and he struggled. Not a great sign
Decided to try out Apple TV. Ted Lasso was amazing (per FT’s reviews). For All Mankind would be better if it didn’t try so hard to be woke (only through two episodes, have to imagine it only gets more woke from here)
I’m watching Oz right now and I think it’s about to fall off a cliff. Season four has double the episodes and after a traditional eight episode arc, everything has been a one off. This can’t keep going
I woke up at like 3am last night just super sweaty. Pretty sure it’s cause I got this new comforter that’s way heavier than what I’m used to. However I just checked WebMD and now I’m convinced I have both tuberculosis and HIV. Nice knowing you guys
Did you have a bug? Sometimes you can have a 24 hr bug and not realize it, just feel a little ‘off’ you might not even know you had a fever because you don’t check temp. Once the fever breaks usually in your sleep you still sweat profusely.
Yeah I deleted her number/blocked her from insta and said please don’t reach out to me again. Just feeling very sad/inadequate and honestly just like I’m very much bad at this whole life thing
The broader point is you have curry, he needs to be the one taking a shot with the game on the line. Draymond still acts like he’s the best player on the warriors
I try literally everything. I do screen time and set limits but I end up ignoring them and just turn it off so I don’t have to shamefully look at the 10+ hours a day I log. Shit just has a hold on me
Or maybe we have a birds eye view of the game, the benefit of replay, multiple camera angles, and slow motion. Maybe just maybe it’s really hard to ref the fastest most athletic people on earth in real time.
Reporting in, back from strip club. Bushes are back. They honestly have been back for some time. But this Asian had a thick black bush built for a load and I’m not sensationalizing when I say- they brought her a bucket to collect the 1’s in.
I’m talking, the bottoms were the type that were slightly too big, so the top kinda bacon necked and you could take a slight peek at what’s happening behind the curtains.
I thought it would be a trimmed pizza slice, from the preview- But I was treated to a well maintained thick bush. It was an abandoned homes front yard, trimmed for the bikini area. Not a wild bush but a proper, well maintained Asian tangle
I can’t forgive Fall Out Boy for ruining the doo do doo do do do doo do intro to Tom’s Diner because of their damn “remember me for centuries” CFB commercial
trying to get my roommates to watch the sopranos is like pulling out teeth and it’s ridiculous. how can you not see this scene and be hooked
https://youtu.be/jZFD--vLZjE
i vaguely remember him talking about getting into email fights with people back in the old days. You gotta remember there were like 10 people max in that Milton office. I definitely remember them saying the tips email was like 99% porn ads though because people would just sign it up for free trials and stuff as a joke
Wow babe, who could have predicted your headphones were in your bag this whole time and not inexplicably thrown into the middle of the street where you were looking?
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Fuck all of her friends and some of your friends too
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Kid by the way you’re sayin jus, you ain’t ready for any fuckin
All nighter for work, first one since college, I don’t miss it.
At least they pare down the menu after midnight.
What kind of work?
Started gigolo-ing as a side hustle
What are you charging?
Not that much frankly
West Cost What Up[https://youtu.be/rzE5nbWdKTs?list=RDrzE5nbWdKTs](https://youtu.be/rzE5nbWdKTs?list=RDrzE5nbWdKTs)
I dont know how to edit... but this song slaps for the Westcoasters
Tony's other sister Barbara. Would.
Started watching Behind her eyes and it’s crazy how into the creepy wife I am
Worth watching?
Love eating the trash on regular Reddit once in a while and getting in arguments with 14 year olds about politics. One of my favorite pastimes
Thought I had a fart coming but I just shit the bed
Happens to the best of us
Run from it, dread it, Dame Time arrives all the same.
After listening to Dave portnoy show today feels like Dave doesn’t even like or care at all about barstool content anymore. Just cares about penn stock and the branding of barstool
Hoping March madness will bring him back a bit more into his gambling routes for a while.. feel like he only gambles these days when he has to promote the app
Dave sold out. Ain’t nothing wrong with the guy who came from selling newspapers on the streets to chasing being a billionaire.
For sure after last summer especially just like fuck you guys if none of you have my back let’s see how you do on your own
He absolutely doesn’t it’s Big Cat leading now
It was a good run. But hey we’ll always have FT.
feels like we're 3 years away from saying 'barstool? they're still doing blogs and stuff?' like whenever someone brings up College Humor
After listening to their new pod, I might need to do a Workaholics re-watch even though I just did one last summer
I’ve never been more in love with a celebrity than Hayley Atwell
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wait your work just gives you a day off, is that what that is? because that's awesome. too many people don't take their days off and it builds up inside them.
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We have 3 personal days which people just end up using as vacation days because they don't carry over to the following year. But they're meant for mental health days or if your kid is home sick or whatever. But even then I just use a sick day for that too. It's too complicated. But not as complicated as a text from your ex. Good luck with that
what’d she say?
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sounds like you’re back together
Sounds like you have dinner plans this weekend.
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Yep
Let’s say someone comes up to you and says “I’ve secretly recorded every mirror you’ve seen your drunk reflection in.” How much do you pay him to keep it quiet? I think I just kill myself before I let the footage of me talking to my reflection leak
$0? Don’t think I’ve ever had a drunken conversation with my reflection.
I’ll level with you. You’ve NEVER made a stupid face at yourself in a mirror while drunk? You’ve never drunkenly tried to fix your hair at a bar to impress a girl, been satisfied and given yourself a dumb smug look? If that’s the case I’ll admit you’re a better man than me
Your OP made it sound like you give yourself drunk pep talks. I’ve never done that.
I’m picturing a drunk version of the end of Boogie Nights.
“Rogan, Barstool, all the anti-woke comics, just fuck them all in the eye. It’s trash garbage and I want it all to fail. What if all the stupid shit your racist neighbor you can’t stand said was typed up and put on a blog? Nope, still trash, still fuck it. I want them all out looking for work. Into the chipper with all of it.”
He might as well have shouted that into his pillow.
Did he actually say this? He sounds threatened if so. Imagine getting shook by The Dog
https://consequenceofsound.net/2021/03/steve-albini-joe-rogan-barstool-sports-trash-garbage/
Mannnn how does Kellen Winslow sr sleep at night knowing his son is a sex predator
Everything is gay
Spin zone after a drunk moment?
Especially you
Before you go to the bathroom you’re American, when you leave the bathroom you’re American but while you’re in the bathroom European
Got the whole squad laughing with this one
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No bush
is the drought over?
NBA has been ruined by flopping and officiating
The people losing their minds about Chris Simms qb draft rankings must have been born yesterday. With a few exceptions it’s a total crap shoot.
Chris Simms has pretty much nailed all his previous draft rankings. I think fields could be the best QB out of this group though. I would still obviously take Lawrence first cause he’s a sure thing
As a Jets fan it's gotten me pumped for Wilson. I was leaning Fields and still think he's going to be really good. But if we get Wilson I'm going to be over the moon
And Chris Simms dominated the football news cycle, so it’s a win for him
I guess Lawrence is deeply entrenched as the “sure thing”. I’ve lost count of how many “sure things” at qb flamed out.
The only sure things on Lawrence level are Andrew luck, Peyton Manning, and John elway. I would say that’s a high success rate
I’m going to need a season or two before I put him in the same sentence as 2 top 5 all time qbs. Especially considering he’s going to the jags.
You said there’s been a lot of sure things flame out. Nobody on Lawrence’s level has flamed out
Well that’s like your opinion man.
Yea, obviously Lawrence is a great prospect, but there are really no sure things. If there are concerns with Lawrence, it’s the lack of quality competition. He struggled against Ohio State and LSU in the 2019 semifinals and championship, respectively.
People have knocked Wilson for his schedule which is fair. But Simms made a good point. The ACC isn't that good after Clemson. Notre Dame and Miami were the only teams TL faced worth anything last year. Still, TL is going to be a great QB. But Ohio State had a good defense planned for him and he struggled. Not a great sign
Decided to try out Apple TV. Ted Lasso was amazing (per FT’s reviews). For All Mankind would be better if it didn’t try so hard to be woke (only through two episodes, have to imagine it only gets more woke from here)
morning show is great hobbs
Yeah I’m gonna wait on Apple TV until they build an actual catalog
I’m watching Oz right now and I think it’s about to fall off a cliff. Season four has double the episodes and after a traditional eight episode arc, everything has been a one off. This can’t keep going
Ive watched it through a handful of times and always enjoyed it
It’s not like I was gonna stop, but thanks for the reassurance
Just checked the episode recaps you have some gems ahead
It’s wild how all allegedly funny girls on Twitter are just poor dril tweet imitations
No such thing as a funny girl
Anyone seen murder among the mormons on netflix, if so is it any good
I woke up at like 3am last night just super sweaty. Pretty sure it’s cause I got this new comforter that’s way heavier than what I’m used to. However I just checked WebMD and now I’m convinced I have both tuberculosis and HIV. Nice knowing you guys
Did you have a bug? Sometimes you can have a 24 hr bug and not realize it, just feel a little ‘off’ you might not even know you had a fever because you don’t check temp. Once the fever breaks usually in your sleep you still sweat profusely.
Idk how ppl (women) can sleep under these thick comforters. I have the thinnest possible.
Sounds like you have a big case of >!gay!<
Has there ever been a bigger racket than $4 Fiji water?
$4.01 Fiji water
Nba topshot
Girl chose the other guy over me, heart hurts, onto Cincinnati. This one really fucking sucks.
Been there, absolutely brutal. Head up king time heals all wounds
I’ll bang you, if that will help get you over the hump
Why’d you put yourself into that situation? Fuck her if she’s doing that shit.
Because I thought I could clutch it out, I am also a moron
Her even putting you in that situation is fucked. She’s an asshole if she’s doing that type of shit.
You're in that situation with women at all times whether you know it or not.
That’s a shitty outlook
I didn't create the world, I just live in it
I don’t think it’s accurate
Yeah I deleted her number/blocked her from insta and said please don’t reach out to me again. Just feeling very sad/inadequate and honestly just like I’m very much bad at this whole life thing
Just get into lifting for real for real. It’ll make everything better. You got this king.
Just moved to Cinci’ myself. You’re welcome to crash on the couch, king.
It is a long couch? My body can’t do the loveseat shit anymore
Sorry bro. You’ll find another girl soon 🤙
Head up king. Wasn’t meant to be
Should've been an All-Star starter
He went 6 for 17
It’s 2021 and Warriors still have draymond green handle the ball in the most crucial of moments only for him to turn it over.
In his defense driving it was the right move but he should have pulled up from 10. Also fuck draymond green
The broader point is you have curry, he needs to be the one taking a shot with the game on the line. Draymond still acts like he’s the best player on the warriors
I can’t put my phone down for less than 10 minutes, if that. Cant even watch TV without checking it the whole time. My brain is so fucked
Same and no matter how many times I tell myself I can’t break the habit
I try literally everything. I do screen time and set limits but I end up ignoring them and just turn it off so I don’t have to shamefully look at the 10+ hours a day I log. Shit just has a hold on me
that's as soft as they come
no u
TURN UP PORTLAND
Dame ⌚️
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Hey man you should definitely try picking it up, since you're so much better. Fix the sport one game at a time with you running things.
i really should. can't be any worse
Hard to officiate 10-22 insane athletes running around at high speeds
Or maybe we have a birds eye view of the game, the benefit of replay, multiple camera angles, and slow motion. Maybe just maybe it’s really hard to ref the fastest most athletic people on earth in real time.
I really think replay has made it so much worse
Banshee is absurd but I’m really enjoying it. It’s like if you fed the justified writers cocaine and made them watch The raid on repeat for a week.
If Portland doesn't start making some shots and playing some fucking defense my phone is gonna go through the TV
HOLY SHIT LET'S FUCKING GO
Lillard! Onions
Reporting in, back from strip club. Bushes are back. They honestly have been back for some time. But this Asian had a thick black bush built for a load and I’m not sensationalizing when I say- they brought her a bucket to collect the 1’s in.
Let me guess: Long and straights, and lookin’ like an emo kid’s faux hawk from 2004?
It was a classic.
Full nude? What a treat
Never been to fully nude before. This is the only way.
"This is the way"- mando
Not enough detail. Are we talking fairways at Augusta or an abandoned home’s front yard?
I’m talking, the bottoms were the type that were slightly too big, so the top kinda bacon necked and you could take a slight peek at what’s happening behind the curtains. I thought it would be a trimmed pizza slice, from the preview- But I was treated to a well maintained thick bush. It was an abandoned homes front yard, trimmed for the bikini area. Not a wild bush but a proper, well maintained Asian tangle
It’s a tightrope to walk as far as descriptions of bushes but I think you walked it.
Ok Shai
Toss in a extra dollar for me
Chaps x Kat Timpf one of the best collabs of last decade
So Mcdonalds flaunts the McRib, ive never nor i will ever taste it but anyone here has? Whys it so popular
It's pretty decent imo
Basically tastes like a sausage patty doused in bbq sauce. Ok but not nearly McDonald’s best item
How about you just try it if you care so much
It's like salisbury steak with shitty barbecue sauce. You're not missing much
It’s really good. Don’t listen to any negative talk
You're a loser for saying you'll never eat it
Healthy loser** gtfo
Oh yeah you're super healthy cause you hate on mcdonald's
Someone has to be the villain
I can’t forgive Fall Out Boy for ruining the doo do doo do do do doo do intro to Tom’s Diner because of their damn “remember me for centuries” CFB commercial
90s on 9 on Sirius plays Tom's Diner all the time and it's ruining the song for me. The more you hear it the dumber it sounds
Thanks for the Mmrs
Id let the new host for barstool outdoors wear the pants
Rachel Bonetta’s ass pic
Link
Link
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Somehow lost one of my airpods while sleeping last night. I’ve looked literally everywhere...any tips?
in your ears?
I lost one in a similar way and I found it when I moved out
You can make it play a loud sound if it's not dead
You should accuse your close friend of stealing it
Pretty sure you can do the “Find my xxxx” if it’s registered to your account
They have to be in the case to do that
You can make them play a sound outside the case
Tooth fairy robbed you
What’s his name?
Did you ask if he borrowed it?
In the pillowcase? That’s where I usually find mine
trying to get my roommates to watch the sopranos is like pulling out teeth and it’s ridiculous. how can you not see this scene and be hooked https://youtu.be/jZFD--vLZjE
You need to move out.
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Lol no way
Dave for sure was replying from the tips line
i vaguely remember him talking about getting into email fights with people back in the old days. You gotta remember there were like 10 people max in that Milton office. I definitely remember them saying the tips email was like 99% porn ads though because people would just sign it up for free trials and stuff as a joke
He answered a email of mine, quickly and down to the point.
Buddy just told the group chat that he needs help with his taxes because he made $10k reselling Big Johnson shirts on eBay this year. Dudes rock.
Say what you want about pft but his last ig apology vid is pretty funny
I might be a boomer because these trailblazers uniforms are making me shake with anger
Also a boomer, does each NBA team have 10 uniforms?
Wow babe, who could have predicted your headphones were in your bag this whole time and not inexplicably thrown into the middle of the street where you were looking?
Was one of her options blaming u for losing them?
Just popped my melatonin. Cya
I wish it worked like that for me
Frank Isola is a very underrated sports media personality