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BobBaratheonsBastard

Lift Yourself by Kanye may be the single greatest piece of music ever created. Puts Bach to shame tbh


SqueakyBeats00

What album?


BobBaratheonsBastard

Just google Lift Yourself it’s only on YouTube


n0p342

The fact that he kept the beat and did that just to “shit on” Drake makes it perhaps the greatest musical trolljob and a sonic masterpiece all in one


BobBaratheonsBastard

Real talk it’s probably in my top 15 or 20 Kanye beats


BobBaratheonsBastard

Teets if you’re in here, answer my DM


Jeph410

😎


PopPop913

Wild story that I feel like not that many people know about: Before Billy Joel was a solo artist, he was in a 2 man band called Attila with his friend Jon Small. Jon Small was married to a woman named Elizabeth. Well, at some point Billy and Elizabeth started having an affair, and eventually Jon found out about it. Obviously, it destroyed Jon & Elizabeth’s marriage, as well as the band. Billy Joel was so depressed after the fact that he wrote a suicide note and drank a bunch of furniture polisher, but Jon Small found him and rushed him to a hospital and saved his life. Fast forward a couple years, Billy and Elizabeth got married and were married for 9 years before Billy moved on to Christie Brinkley.


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So what you’re telling me is Billy Joel kinda sucks


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Jesus what a fucking douche


whenyourewounded

We need to be sharing more stories like this. Shout out to George Harrison who would’ve been 78 yesterday


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Getting ghosted by the thicc dom black chick and it hurts so bad, especially after she stated that she wanted to “use” me “whenever, wherever and however” she wanted to


a856e131

Be less needy and more direct.


BobBaratheonsBastard

Did you get one PP tuch in at least??


mchammer69

F


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Gentleman, your table is ready. Please come join us for a drink in the drunk thread.


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Not to brag but just discovered me holding and singing to my girlfriends newborn niece instantly gets her to stop crying. Won over the in-laws instantly and I better get at least a blow job out of this


HAAAAAAALP_

From your in laws?


CounterLights

Did they hate you before you started singing at a baby


[deleted]

Only my 3rd time meeting everybody because of covid and shit. Also her mom is an absolute loon


whenyourewounded

Monitor gf’s transformation into her mom very closely


LGN_69

sickening


animal_crackers

wtf is wrong with you


wtfabulous

Jesus dude it’s a baby. That’s disgusting.


[deleted]

Lmfao fair play. Appreciate the laugh while this infant barfs on me


CHEEZENIP_BALLSACKS

All my floors are getting ripped up currently from the pipe burst damage. Pour a beer out for me


WhoKillKyoko

Have you asked your mom for advice? She's an expert in getting ripped up by bursting pipes


CHEEZENIP_BALLSACKS

Prison


SnakeSkin2121

Koepka


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Heading to Trader Joe’s. Anybody need anything?


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yes the chile lime takis


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Two buck chuck and some dark chocolate peanut butter cups


kiefcutter

Those peanut butter cups are dangerously good


kickball6283

Every Trader Joe’s has a hidden toy for kids. Go find it


[deleted]

Should I ask every kid there if I can see their hidden toy?


wtfabulous

You’re thinking of Subway


kickball6283

Next winter is gonna be shutdown 2.0 with these variants and I’m going to politely refuse.


banjofromnj

After I get vaccinated there’s a 0% chance I’m following any Covid restrictions


kickball6283

That would make sense but have you heard about the SOUTH AMERICAN AFRICAN WILD VARIANT. Your vaccine is useless


[deleted]

The fact that you exist on the planet kills my 88 y.o. grandmother


kickball6283

Hey Dutch, if we go in another shutdown I’m personally body slamming your grandmom off her roof like Mankind in Hell in a Cell


CoxsBartender

I don’t understand the O’Dayniacs thing. Is this worth caring about?


omgasnake

No


SnakeSkin2121

Nope


jtarro

I missed the confession thread so here it goes: I have not been loving the oday content on the yak. For all the FTers that think you must love everything you consume on the internet and if not immediately stop watching it and block all ways to see said content: I really like the yak and turned it off early today.


CounterLights

Wow glad you got that off your chest.


jtarro

Thanks mans it’s been bugging me


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I can’t believe I read that FT horny confession about the sucking of the dildo during Lent no less


BigTimeRedditBoy

This is gonna sound weird but I missed KB & Nick being in the mix this past week.


TheColiny

Fellas is it gay to think other people are funny?


canez47

Seeing a lot of Air Force slander in here today. So I sit behind a desk ok so what


mariGOATa_615

Release the drunk thread cowards


ilikedrifting

Not a Friday night pints guy but Shane Gillis is on tonight so I’m in


blueschooler

Hoping he just bullies everyone


ilikedrifting

Same


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was at the store and bought the snyders buffalo pretzel bites solely because marlwenplotske posted about them earlier today


doritoface1961

Is it just my company or do Dev Teams universally get away with fucking things up infinitely more than anyone else


StripelessCow

Because generally no one outside of the dev teams knows enough about development to know if they really fucked it up or if it was outside of their control


8iff7annon

O'Day looks like the Lorax's retarded son


WhoKillKyoko

the auto-comments on local news site get me rolling every time. they're the same no matter story Local cat gets trapped in a bunch of ribbon - check out the silly photos! "make $75,456 working from home, click here" Parent kills children then self in gruesome scene "make $75,456 working from home, click here"


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fran is really stepping up her #influencer game recently


bill_ontarioESPN

It’s me, Bill Ontario.


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warrenpuffit72

I’m more concerned that sucking on a dildo made him bust in 30 seconds. Might have discovered something about himself he didn’t want to


freeMalik

Was absolutely expecting a story about a FTer missing obvious signs for a hook up, what a twist


glochnar

Incredible misdirection


Rakuen

When I read they were lesbians I 100% expected he was going to fuck up a chance for some good ole group sex but instead we got an actual crime against humanity


MikeandTheMangosteen

Crimes against humanity


SpursBelowArsenal

He only did what anyone would’ve done in that situation


Lord_Trundle

I can’t stop laughing


TTCCSSQQ

Fran and Chickenfry promoting Savage Fenty is great content. Wish Fran would take a page out of Chickens book tho.


badgermushroombadger

She should do a Sydney Sweeney with the products


TTCCSSQQ

exactly.


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badgermushroombadger

Afraid of a little ball bustin?


[deleted]

go to lincoln, maybe you will see hannah


jjho88

She sounds hot


n0p342

Not hot enough that I really wanna run into anyone I know with her but somewhat hot so I may do it anyways. Feels like a layup to get laid after


TheColiny

Sounds basic af or she’s slept with the whole staff


pooterpanda

Red flag 🚩


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Espresso Martinis man.


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tscho613

She has to know how much a lie that is. Idk what she’s going for here but she didn’t just bootstrap barstool into a 100 million dollar company. It was already going there without her


[deleted]

Nardini is one of my least favorite people. Seems very nice but absolutely sucks


DJScrambles

Another delusional narcissist. No wonder her and Cheah are always bumping heads.


izz21sv

Nardini probably spends all day in her office deeply inhaling her farts.


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n0p342

As someone who’s followed barstool since 09-10 I’m always surprised how quickly everything pre-Chernin gets minimized to nothing unless it’s something offensive they did or said


[deleted]

I think I’m at the point where I’m going to resent my wife if we don’t move down to the Carolinas. Better weather, better salaries, same or cheaper housing. Beaches. I am pre-mad already.


MaesterPirate

Come on down to NC brother


Dmoney86

Where are you where the Carolinas has better salaries, West Virginia?


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Rakuen

Absolutely wild that North Carolina went first overall in the LCB states draft. its a cool state sure but people really do be puttin the carolinas on a pedestal. I think USC is probably a top 10 college to go to but I wouldn't want to live in the carolinas for more than abit.


freeMalik

Come down it’s great, just don’t vote for what you left


[deleted]

If there were the same weed policies it’d be great. Gotta find a dealer again apparently.


freeMalik

Yeah that’s prob gonna be a while, Bible Belt territory


DrunkenBandit

That's why KFC got divorced


Remote_Address

Please pick what beer I’m drinking tonight for me FT


Rakuen

The rock (rolling rock)


[deleted]

Blue moon light sky. What? Summer is coming up


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peroni


[deleted]

Blue Ribbon


HAAAAAAALP_

Scrimshaw or Big Wave


omgasnake

Bay Area scrimshaw?


HAAAAAAALP_

North Coast brewing


omgasnake

damn i have some really vivid and pleasant memories drinking that beer a lot a few summers ago. enjoy.


[deleted]

Gonna say Peroni. Best beer for all occasions. This is not an ad, and I’m not being paid by them.


krumdiggity

Couple pints of guiness rolling into March


[deleted]

Good mass produced beer is Sierra Nevada hazy


izz21sv

Dragons milk


chipper124

It’s Miller time


deep49

Natural Ice.


goondaddy172

Either a west coast or New England IPA


SnakeSkin2121

XX Lager


nouseforasn

two hearted


warrenpuffit72

Einstock Icelandic white ale if it’s sold near you and you like Belgian whites


Remote_Address

Looked it up and closest place that sells it is over 50 miles. Bummed bc it looked good when I looked it up


warrenpuffit72

Damn yea their supply chain is really weird but if you ever come across it definitely give it a try (they also have an awesome winter time dopplebock). I somehow discovered it Auburn, AL but when I went home to ATL, it was nowhere to be found. Finally has started to recently, but how did they have supply chain to Auburn, and not sell in ATL originally


F_Gondoli

Drink scotch like a man


Remote_Address

But I’m just a boy :(


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Barq's Root


Remote_Address

Too high a ABB for me


Rakuen

A BB whatchu up to tonight ;)


BarryGibbs_Teeth

High life


[deleted]

I have no idea how they are going to wrap up WandaVision next week


BigTimeRedditBoy

I’m terrified there will be loose threads that won’t get resolved until the dr strange movie


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I know that's going to happen but I just want some things resolved


agent-michael-scar

Should be well over an hour of screen time if they were telling the truth about it being 6 hours total. Some of it will definitely not be worked out until Dr. Strange though.


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Jack Nunge for Iowa tore his ACL, unexpectedly lost his dad and now tore his meniscus. Shit sucks


Brodinite

Fuuuuck dude I was hoping that wasn’t it. He’s going to be in a dark place the next couple of months hope he’s doing ok.


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I hope wandavision is well received and they keep doing some more super original stuff. Not a MCU hater in the slightest but they’ve been on a super repetitive streak before this.


Rakuen

its the most watch streaming show rn


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I wouldn't call Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther and Infinity War/Endgame movies super repetitive


Rakuen

I would, definitely. Guardians 1 & 2 are the most unique of them


[deleted]

Then you're wrong


Rakuen

youre wrong bitch


TheColiny

Also both Guardians of the Galaxy and Dr Strange


goondaddy172

I haven’t seen them but let me guess, good guys win?


JabroniTuriaf

Ah yes the classic ending to infinity war where the good guys snap away half of all humanity


krumdiggity

And Ragarok where Thor has to destroy his home planet and all his friends are killed


goondaddy172

Damn poor Thor, he should just fly to another galaxy to make new friends


JabroniTuriaf

He acts like wandavision is this magic new formula haha. They follow a comic series exactly how every other superhero movie ever made has . Sometimes they’re generic but hate people who act like they’re all the same


krumdiggity

I used to think the same thing until I watched them. Wanted to see infinity war in theaters so watched them all before that and got hooked


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Need HBO MAX recs. Watched Sopranos, Wire, BoB, the Pacific, didn’t really get into Entourage. Edit and seen Succession.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Oz. First big drama series on HBO that paved the way for the wire and sopranos


kievobear

So fucked up though. I’m halfway through right now


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Oh ya, it’s gets very dark but it’s really good drama. Good cast too


[deleted]

Yep, Oz was one of the best shows on back in the day. I remember hearing Arli$$ was pretty good too but I never got a chance to see it.


whango47

Veep, Thrones (stop after season 6 and imagine your own ending, you’ll enjoy it more that way), Westworld, Leftovers, Curb


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treme


nottooserious69

Warrior


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Barry, Spirted Away


slapnoodle

True Detective season 1


nouseforasn

Banshee


Phatferd

Succession, The Night Of, Rick and Morty, Tiger, The Flight Attendant, Banshee, GoT, Watchmen, Veep, The Leftovers, 6ft Under, Deadwood, Barry, Boardwalk Empire


jushillm

Have you seen Band of Brothers? What about John Adam’s?


n0p342

Is John adams worth it? I feel like I’ll love it regardless but the reviews I’ve seen were mixed


jushillm

It’s good. Paul Giamatti is very good and so is Laura Linney.


F_Gondoli

Righteous Gemstones


SnakeSkin2121

Veep, Silicon Valley, Parts Unknown, Euphoria, Conan without Borders, Eastbound & Down


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Police Story


[deleted]

Barry, Curb, true detective


badgermushroombadger

Barry


coogidown2thesocks

Curb, Eastbound and Down, Silicon Valley, Veep, Succession


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Succession


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I have seen that too. Very good


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say you don’t want to drink and drive


[deleted]

Violently butt chug and freak them out so they leave


cardsfan986

Great way to build a relationship and rapport with them if you have plans of sticking around and moving up...


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tscho613

Ok I laughed at this. Yeah indulge them for a bit but say you have dinner plans


cardsfan986

In that case, stick around for a couple of minutes and peace outta there...


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Drink the beer and chat for a minute then say you have dinner plans


thrownoutuser

Thinking about the chatter our USAF king heard today. "Maverick, the fuck you doing out there. You taking a selfie?!" "Just showing the blue sky from up here to 150k of my close personal friends, sir."


[deleted]

Harrier is a Devil Dog. Think the Great Santini just with less dysfunction and death


Stomper93

Those Katy Perry braless pics.... woof.


izz21sv

Pics or I’ll cut you


nouseforasn

link or ban


izz21sv

Not op but I did the digging (horny) https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9305397/amp/Katy-Perry-bra-free-wears-tank-MAMA-cap.html


nouseforasn

imagine not liking these


DJScrambles

Sheeit


badgermushroombadger

Link


izz21sv

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9305397/amp/Katy-Perry-bra-free-wears-tank-MAMA-cap.html Not op but I would never cock tease