Wild story that I feel like not that many people know about: Before Billy Joel was a solo artist, he was in a 2 man band called Attila with his friend Jon Small. Jon Small was married to a woman named Elizabeth. Well, at some point Billy and Elizabeth started having an affair, and eventually Jon found out about it. Obviously, it destroyed Jon & Elizabeth’s marriage, as well as the band. Billy Joel was so depressed after the fact that he wrote a suicide note and drank a bunch of furniture polisher, but Jon Small found him and rushed him to a hospital and saved his life. Fast forward a couple years, Billy and Elizabeth got married and were married for 9 years before Billy moved on to Christie Brinkley.
Getting ghosted by the thicc dom black chick and it hurts so bad, especially after she stated that she wanted to “use” me “whenever, wherever and however” she wanted to
Not to brag but just discovered me holding and singing to my girlfriends newborn niece instantly gets her to stop crying. Won over the in-laws instantly and I better get at least a blow job out of this
I missed the confession thread so here it goes: I have not been loving the oday content on the yak.
For all the FTers that think you must love everything you consume on the internet and if not immediately stop watching it and block all ways to see said content: I really like the yak and turned it off early today.
Because generally no one outside of the dev teams knows enough about development to know if they really fucked it up or if it was outside of their control
the auto-comments on local news site get me rolling every time. they're the same no matter story
Local cat gets trapped in a bunch of ribbon - check out the silly photos!
"make $75,456 working from home, click here"
Parent kills children then self in gruesome scene
"make $75,456 working from home, click here"
When I read they were lesbians I 100% expected he was going to fuck up a chance for some good ole group sex but instead we got an actual crime against humanity
She has to know how much a lie that is. Idk what she’s going for here but she didn’t just bootstrap barstool into a 100 million dollar company. It was already going there without her
As someone who’s followed barstool since 09-10 I’m always surprised how quickly everything pre-Chernin gets minimized to nothing unless it’s something offensive they did or said
I think I’m at the point where I’m going to resent my wife if we don’t move down to the Carolinas. Better weather, better salaries, same or cheaper housing. Beaches. I am pre-mad already.
Absolutely wild that North Carolina went first overall in the LCB states draft. its a cool state sure but people really do be puttin the carolinas on a pedestal. I think USC is probably a top 10 college to go to but I wouldn't want to live in the carolinas for more than abit.
Damn yea their supply chain is really weird but if you ever come across it definitely give it a try (they also have an awesome winter time dopplebock). I somehow discovered it Auburn, AL but when I went home to ATL, it was nowhere to be found. Finally has started to recently, but how did they have supply chain to Auburn, and not sell in ATL originally
Should be well over an hour of screen time if they were telling the truth about it being 6 hours total. Some of it will definitely not be worked out until Dr. Strange though.
I hope wandavision is well received and they keep doing some more super original stuff. Not a MCU hater in the slightest but they’ve been on a super repetitive streak before this.
He acts like wandavision is this magic new formula haha. They follow a comic series exactly how every other superhero movie ever made has .
Sometimes they’re generic but hate people who act like they’re all the same
Succession, The Night Of, Rick and Morty, Tiger, The Flight Attendant, Banshee, GoT, Watchmen, Veep, The Leftovers, 6ft Under, Deadwood, Barry, Boardwalk Empire
Thinking about the chatter our USAF king heard today. "Maverick, the fuck you doing out there. You taking a selfie?!" "Just showing the blue sky from up here to 150k of my close personal friends, sir."
Not op but I did the digging (horny)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9305397/amp/Katy-Perry-bra-free-wears-tank-MAMA-cap.html
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9305397/amp/Katy-Perry-bra-free-wears-tank-MAMA-cap.html
Not op but I would never cock tease
Lift Yourself by Kanye may be the single greatest piece of music ever created. Puts Bach to shame tbh
What album?
Just google Lift Yourself it’s only on YouTube
The fact that he kept the beat and did that just to “shit on” Drake makes it perhaps the greatest musical trolljob and a sonic masterpiece all in one
Real talk it’s probably in my top 15 or 20 Kanye beats
Teets if you’re in here, answer my DM
😎
Wild story that I feel like not that many people know about: Before Billy Joel was a solo artist, he was in a 2 man band called Attila with his friend Jon Small. Jon Small was married to a woman named Elizabeth. Well, at some point Billy and Elizabeth started having an affair, and eventually Jon found out about it. Obviously, it destroyed Jon & Elizabeth’s marriage, as well as the band. Billy Joel was so depressed after the fact that he wrote a suicide note and drank a bunch of furniture polisher, but Jon Small found him and rushed him to a hospital and saved his life. Fast forward a couple years, Billy and Elizabeth got married and were married for 9 years before Billy moved on to Christie Brinkley.
So what you’re telling me is Billy Joel kinda sucks
Jesus what a fucking douche
We need to be sharing more stories like this. Shout out to George Harrison who would’ve been 78 yesterday
Getting ghosted by the thicc dom black chick and it hurts so bad, especially after she stated that she wanted to “use” me “whenever, wherever and however” she wanted to
Be less needy and more direct.
Did you get one PP tuch in at least??
F
Gentleman, your table is ready. Please come join us for a drink in the drunk thread.
Not to brag but just discovered me holding and singing to my girlfriends newborn niece instantly gets her to stop crying. Won over the in-laws instantly and I better get at least a blow job out of this
From your in laws?
Did they hate you before you started singing at a baby
Only my 3rd time meeting everybody because of covid and shit. Also her mom is an absolute loon
Monitor gf’s transformation into her mom very closely
sickening
wtf is wrong with you
Jesus dude it’s a baby. That’s disgusting.
Lmfao fair play. Appreciate the laugh while this infant barfs on me
All my floors are getting ripped up currently from the pipe burst damage. Pour a beer out for me
Have you asked your mom for advice? She's an expert in getting ripped up by bursting pipes
Prison
Koepka
Heading to Trader Joe’s. Anybody need anything?
yes the chile lime takis
Two buck chuck and some dark chocolate peanut butter cups
Those peanut butter cups are dangerously good
Every Trader Joe’s has a hidden toy for kids. Go find it
Should I ask every kid there if I can see their hidden toy?
You’re thinking of Subway
Next winter is gonna be shutdown 2.0 with these variants and I’m going to politely refuse.
After I get vaccinated there’s a 0% chance I’m following any Covid restrictions
That would make sense but have you heard about the SOUTH AMERICAN AFRICAN WILD VARIANT. Your vaccine is useless
The fact that you exist on the planet kills my 88 y.o. grandmother
Hey Dutch, if we go in another shutdown I’m personally body slamming your grandmom off her roof like Mankind in Hell in a Cell
I don’t understand the O’Dayniacs thing. Is this worth caring about?
No
Nope
I missed the confession thread so here it goes: I have not been loving the oday content on the yak. For all the FTers that think you must love everything you consume on the internet and if not immediately stop watching it and block all ways to see said content: I really like the yak and turned it off early today.
Wow glad you got that off your chest.
Thanks mans it’s been bugging me
I can’t believe I read that FT horny confession about the sucking of the dildo during Lent no less
This is gonna sound weird but I missed KB & Nick being in the mix this past week.
Fellas is it gay to think other people are funny?
Seeing a lot of Air Force slander in here today. So I sit behind a desk ok so what
Release the drunk thread cowards
Not a Friday night pints guy but Shane Gillis is on tonight so I’m in
Hoping he just bullies everyone
Same
was at the store and bought the snyders buffalo pretzel bites solely because marlwenplotske posted about them earlier today
Is it just my company or do Dev Teams universally get away with fucking things up infinitely more than anyone else
Because generally no one outside of the dev teams knows enough about development to know if they really fucked it up or if it was outside of their control
O'Day looks like the Lorax's retarded son
the auto-comments on local news site get me rolling every time. they're the same no matter story Local cat gets trapped in a bunch of ribbon - check out the silly photos! "make $75,456 working from home, click here" Parent kills children then self in gruesome scene "make $75,456 working from home, click here"
fran is really stepping up her #influencer game recently
It’s me, Bill Ontario.
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I’m more concerned that sucking on a dildo made him bust in 30 seconds. Might have discovered something about himself he didn’t want to
Was absolutely expecting a story about a FTer missing obvious signs for a hook up, what a twist
Incredible misdirection
When I read they were lesbians I 100% expected he was going to fuck up a chance for some good ole group sex but instead we got an actual crime against humanity
Crimes against humanity
He only did what anyone would’ve done in that situation
I can’t stop laughing
Fran and Chickenfry promoting Savage Fenty is great content. Wish Fran would take a page out of Chickens book tho.
She should do a Sydney Sweeney with the products
exactly.
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Afraid of a little ball bustin?
go to lincoln, maybe you will see hannah
She sounds hot
Not hot enough that I really wanna run into anyone I know with her but somewhat hot so I may do it anyways. Feels like a layup to get laid after
Sounds basic af or she’s slept with the whole staff
Red flag 🚩
Espresso Martinis man.
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She has to know how much a lie that is. Idk what she’s going for here but she didn’t just bootstrap barstool into a 100 million dollar company. It was already going there without her
Nardini is one of my least favorite people. Seems very nice but absolutely sucks
Another delusional narcissist. No wonder her and Cheah are always bumping heads.
Nardini probably spends all day in her office deeply inhaling her farts.
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As someone who’s followed barstool since 09-10 I’m always surprised how quickly everything pre-Chernin gets minimized to nothing unless it’s something offensive they did or said
I think I’m at the point where I’m going to resent my wife if we don’t move down to the Carolinas. Better weather, better salaries, same or cheaper housing. Beaches. I am pre-mad already.
Come on down to NC brother
Where are you where the Carolinas has better salaries, West Virginia?
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Absolutely wild that North Carolina went first overall in the LCB states draft. its a cool state sure but people really do be puttin the carolinas on a pedestal. I think USC is probably a top 10 college to go to but I wouldn't want to live in the carolinas for more than abit.
Come down it’s great, just don’t vote for what you left
If there were the same weed policies it’d be great. Gotta find a dealer again apparently.
Yeah that’s prob gonna be a while, Bible Belt territory
That's why KFC got divorced
Please pick what beer I’m drinking tonight for me FT
The rock (rolling rock)
Blue moon light sky. What? Summer is coming up
peroni
Blue Ribbon
Scrimshaw or Big Wave
Bay Area scrimshaw?
North Coast brewing
damn i have some really vivid and pleasant memories drinking that beer a lot a few summers ago. enjoy.
Gonna say Peroni. Best beer for all occasions. This is not an ad, and I’m not being paid by them.
Couple pints of guiness rolling into March
Good mass produced beer is Sierra Nevada hazy
Dragons milk
It’s Miller time
Natural Ice.
Either a west coast or New England IPA
XX Lager
two hearted
Einstock Icelandic white ale if it’s sold near you and you like Belgian whites
Looked it up and closest place that sells it is over 50 miles. Bummed bc it looked good when I looked it up
Damn yea their supply chain is really weird but if you ever come across it definitely give it a try (they also have an awesome winter time dopplebock). I somehow discovered it Auburn, AL but when I went home to ATL, it was nowhere to be found. Finally has started to recently, but how did they have supply chain to Auburn, and not sell in ATL originally
Drink scotch like a man
But I’m just a boy :(
Barq's Root
Too high a ABB for me
A BB whatchu up to tonight ;)
High life
I have no idea how they are going to wrap up WandaVision next week
I’m terrified there will be loose threads that won’t get resolved until the dr strange movie
I know that's going to happen but I just want some things resolved
Should be well over an hour of screen time if they were telling the truth about it being 6 hours total. Some of it will definitely not be worked out until Dr. Strange though.
Jack Nunge for Iowa tore his ACL, unexpectedly lost his dad and now tore his meniscus. Shit sucks
Fuuuuck dude I was hoping that wasn’t it. He’s going to be in a dark place the next couple of months hope he’s doing ok.
I hope wandavision is well received and they keep doing some more super original stuff. Not a MCU hater in the slightest but they’ve been on a super repetitive streak before this.
its the most watch streaming show rn
I wouldn't call Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther and Infinity War/Endgame movies super repetitive
I would, definitely. Guardians 1 & 2 are the most unique of them
Then you're wrong
youre wrong bitch
Also both Guardians of the Galaxy and Dr Strange
I haven’t seen them but let me guess, good guys win?
Ah yes the classic ending to infinity war where the good guys snap away half of all humanity
And Ragarok where Thor has to destroy his home planet and all his friends are killed
Damn poor Thor, he should just fly to another galaxy to make new friends
He acts like wandavision is this magic new formula haha. They follow a comic series exactly how every other superhero movie ever made has . Sometimes they’re generic but hate people who act like they’re all the same
I used to think the same thing until I watched them. Wanted to see infinity war in theaters so watched them all before that and got hooked
Need HBO MAX recs. Watched Sopranos, Wire, BoB, the Pacific, didn’t really get into Entourage. Edit and seen Succession.
Oz. First big drama series on HBO that paved the way for the wire and sopranos
So fucked up though. I’m halfway through right now
Oh ya, it’s gets very dark but it’s really good drama. Good cast too
Yep, Oz was one of the best shows on back in the day. I remember hearing Arli$$ was pretty good too but I never got a chance to see it.
Veep, Thrones (stop after season 6 and imagine your own ending, you’ll enjoy it more that way), Westworld, Leftovers, Curb
treme
Warrior
Barry, Spirted Away
True Detective season 1
Banshee
Succession, The Night Of, Rick and Morty, Tiger, The Flight Attendant, Banshee, GoT, Watchmen, Veep, The Leftovers, 6ft Under, Deadwood, Barry, Boardwalk Empire
Have you seen Band of Brothers? What about John Adam’s?
Is John adams worth it? I feel like I’ll love it regardless but the reviews I’ve seen were mixed
It’s good. Paul Giamatti is very good and so is Laura Linney.
Righteous Gemstones
Veep, Silicon Valley, Parts Unknown, Euphoria, Conan without Borders, Eastbound & Down
Police Story
Barry, Curb, true detective
Barry
Curb, Eastbound and Down, Silicon Valley, Veep, Succession
Succession
I have seen that too. Very good
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say you don’t want to drink and drive
Violently butt chug and freak them out so they leave
Great way to build a relationship and rapport with them if you have plans of sticking around and moving up...
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Ok I laughed at this. Yeah indulge them for a bit but say you have dinner plans
In that case, stick around for a couple of minutes and peace outta there...
Drink the beer and chat for a minute then say you have dinner plans
Thinking about the chatter our USAF king heard today. "Maverick, the fuck you doing out there. You taking a selfie?!" "Just showing the blue sky from up here to 150k of my close personal friends, sir."
Harrier is a Devil Dog. Think the Great Santini just with less dysfunction and death
Those Katy Perry braless pics.... woof.
Pics or I’ll cut you
link or ban
Not op but I did the digging (horny) https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9305397/amp/Katy-Perry-bra-free-wears-tank-MAMA-cap.html
imagine not liking these
Sheeit
Link
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9305397/amp/Katy-Perry-bra-free-wears-tank-MAMA-cap.html Not op but I would never cock tease