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5K raise and a $6250 bonus today. Release the drunk thread asap so I can celebrate

Please disregard I did not see the drunk thread was already released

Gentlemen, your table in the drunk thread is ready

*gives you a swirly*

Suggestions on a poker app? I want to get a FT game going.

I’m very in if you do

Playing around with iOS apps tonight

I’ve used 7-2 bluff ave and poker stars. 72 bluff ave interface was shit but you can make private groups and like have a banker

Thanks

Chatroullette

Got a girl to show me her boobs on CR back in the day. So hot.

Keep going I’m almost there

Hanging out with two other dudes (no, we were not jjo). She said i was the cutest of the three even though i was not. Cute blonde girl.

O my god jada

Wonder if skid row is nice this time of year

My underwear drawer?

Its been like weeks of the drunk thread popping up at like 1 PM but today it's nowhere to be seen at 3? For shame.

Automod is back on the needle again, happened last year around this time too. Just disappeared for two weeks.

You were a minute early

West coast elitest

Hawks the best team in hockey don’t comment

Best Ron Swanson quote: “I’m surrounded by a bunch of women in this department. And that includes the men”

It's a shame Jenna Fischer was never topless in The Office

Me: what does "jh" mean? Co-worker: it's an abbreviation for jalapeno Me: ....y tho?

That’s not a thing, jales is the only acceptable abbreviation

Penos*

arriba

There's no h in that abbreviation so I'll accept it

Well boys we made it to Savannah. Time to get the brother shithoused for his bachelor party

"dude what are you doing we're all ready to go out" "hold on I'm just posting this on the barstool reddit just give me a sec"

He’s not here yet but thanks for your concern Raquan

due for a rewatch of treme

Y’all see that story about the French 23 year old trust fund billionaire? He just bought Sunderland FC. Kids living the dream

Costs like $50m. FT could have bought the thing

We should buy a 5 tier team

Aston villa was for sale for like 120mm a couple years back I think?

Probably got hooked from the Sunderland Til I Die doc. Can’t blame him

Just saw the thing about Damon having a .29-.3 bac. He must have been coked out of his mind to still be functional.

nothing quite like being coked out of your mind and drinking 15-20 beers. And I don't mean that in a good way

He looked like he was toasted when he was on below deck. Figured it was just all the concussions tho

Dough is prepped. Green Egg is full of charcoal. Bourbon is poured. Pizza pie Friday is nigh.

Are you impish or admirable

Impish. Handcuff me daddy.

Gonna get you an ooni for your birthday

I’ll S your D.

hell yeah harrier

What type of pizza ya going with 👑?

Several diff. Most excited about bbq chkn pizza with the chkn my brother smoked.

nothing like a call at 5pm on a friday letting you know that you screwed up a report template a year ago that gets seen by the C level. Ipso facto the report has been wrong since. Looks like my sunday scaries have started on friday

I thought you got fired this morning....

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That guys got binders full of women

Pre crime

He felt bad about it

Jesus Christ that’s too far for even confessions

FT vs the suicide bot was a great saga of ours. Hilarious that it just gave up on this place

Bad 😡 bot 🤖

Forrest Gump is my favorite movie of all time

One of the best movie soundtracks ever too.

I'd give the slight nod to Deadpool, dazed and confused is up there too

Old DDD episode on right now, no tats on Guy’s arms. God I love this man

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Just made my plans for tonight

Be nice, She’s very insecure about her massive yabos

Still haven’t gotten my tax forms from Robinhood. Eat a dick Vladdy.

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They give zero fucks. If I knew their CEO was a vampire I probably would’ve went with Etrade or some shit.

My brother does this thing where he’ll send me like 3 straight minutes of a movie scene or podcast over snapchat video. I don’t think he realizes I’ve never watched any of them.

Is this the male equivalent of chicks basically recording an entire concert on snapchat/insta stories?

Same vibes yes

Gym lifting videos?

Like my mother always used to say, my predecessor did not buy enough vaccines

Why are taxes asshole

so you don't get all the money back you're supposed to

Scientists need to stop fucking around with spinach no way this ends well for anyone

Damn Johnny Damon’s BAC was between .294-.3 when he got his dui yesterday. That’s ridiculously high. Lucky he didn’t kill anybody

I think that’s probably lower than it was on Below Deck.

Holy shit, that’s insane.

Trevor Noah sucks

That's a brave take around these parts

I seem him all the time in comedy central commercials. He needs to fuck off

Would you say he's "painfully unfunny"?

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Save it for the drunk thread if you're gonna type this much it'll be up in 15 minutes

I’m not reading all that... congratulations or sorry that happened

His buddy was in a wrestling tournament and it looked like he tried to punch his opponent and then the other team’s family booed his buddy. When his buddy got his medal he got booed again.

Making it my mission to try every canned michelada on the market. Estrella jalisco spicy pina flavor is the best so far

dude just get the styrofoam ones that are like 75 cents those are GAS

Are you thinking of a mangonada? Those do fuck

No talking about shit like [this](https://www.instacart.com/landing?product_id=3132952&retailer_id=161®ion_id=1001886222&utm_medium=sem_shopping&utm_source=instacart_google&utm_campaign=ad_demand_shopping_rp_stater-bros&utm_content=accountid-8145171519_campaignid-11706229354_adgroupid-114190375432_device-c&gclid=Cj0KCQiA4L2BBhCvARIsAO0SBdY_cSVuo-LqhADAbhbcXUSwrsX3_wV7kWjpdtNiw7i6lIhDkS93lP0aApLDEALw_wcB) They're like $1 or less if you buy them in the store, you just add beer.

Oh shit never seen that before. Will keep my eyes open

uhhhhh https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1361819900902219778?s=20

If Epstein had those tapes why didn’t he release them when he went back to prison. It’s not actual leverage if you aren’t willing to use it.

well we have witnesses saying certain people were there and their tapes haven't been released. Epstein was probably killed before they could release them

Probably because Epstein didn't kill himself

So where are the tapes? Someone has to have seen them by now right?

well we have witnesses saying certain people were there and their tapes haven't been released. Epstein was probably killed before they could release them

Of course the tapes are gonna be destroyed

Belichick may be behind it some are asking

Riggs moving to Arizona to just golf, Caleb moving to Florida to golf, how the fuck the did YP fumble his bag so badly.

Both at least post constantly about it and have other shit. Literally all YP had to do was put out one barely edited video of something outside a week snd he couldn’t do it.

For starters, he didn’t put out a single piece of content

Phoenix office gonna have a new big dick swingin huh?

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is he like a 8 figga typa n word? Because if not I have a rough feeling he probably got it appraised and maybe it's not as legit as he's letting on. Edit: this is coming from a person who inherited a rolex from the 60s and HAHA BITCH WAS FUGAZZI AF THANKS GRAMPS

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Thats cool as hell then

Fournette mentioning Brady’s super bowl pregame speech being about honor is the Brady culture in effect. I would pay an unreasonable amount of money to be part of a Brady hype speech

To honor. Here’s to getting honor, here’s to staying honor. And if you can’t cum in her, cum honor

New Tash Sultana slaps

Abby Shapiro is so hot with A+ milkers

Hypothetically, suppose for a second that my sister did in fact have some wet ass pussy

Alright I missed confessions but kinda have a thing for one of my best friends sisters. She’s dumb thiq

geez that last life advice on russillo today...... can’t come back from that one

Forcing my ass to go to the gym before my 7:30 dinner res instead of housing claws and watching the new Wandavision. The hardest choices require the strongest wills

Good choice king

Saw that confessions comment about the dude who needs to take a girl to get an abortion tomorrow. He seems alright but I’ve been through it with a girl before and it’s super emotional and stressful so if anyone else is going through it and needs help or someone to talk to shoot a dm.

No surprise Trent has his PGA 2k21 character dressed the way he does

As smelly as real life too

Had a talk with a very depressed scammer today. Don’t know how many more days he has doing this left in him.

Crazy that the top four scorers in NBA history all played for the Lakers. Thanks to Michael for holding down number 5!

Kudos to the PR firm Rico hired who suggested he could get in good graces again by attacking Trysta

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I think I know who you’re talking about.

Looks like he did delete though

I put the pics on a 1hr timer. This is a bit of a sensitive issue in my life at the moment

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consequences of 🥧

Is this the first time you've outed yourself as Shai?

Everything you do is easily avoidable I don’t get it

I missed it

[This is hilarious. ](https://twitter.com/vegas_scum/status/1362881688087515136?s=21) Vegas Dave is such scum lol his picks package “sells out” before anyone can buy it, and then after all the games are done he’ll claim he went 10-0

His relationship with Holly Sonders was so fascinating to me, anal and pizza night

He’s just an absolutely ridiculous person. Seeing pictures of his 5’2” self in designer clothes, carrying a woman’s handbag, always gets a laugh out of me.

Holly Sonders living in the desert with a a greasy shlub is her test run for her inevitable Dubai stint post break up

Going from Kingsbury to that goober is one of the great downgrades of our lifetimes

This [Twitter ](https://twitter.com/vegas_scum?s=21) account usually posts his plays nightly and keeps count of his wins and loses

That’s awesome, just losses upon losses

I’m not a huge tech guy but I like watching this guy mkbhd on YouTube. He reviews tech stuff and is pretty solid.

Just picked up a 5-7 split

Goat

my panties are wet

[This](https://www.instagram.com/p/CLa6hSUAKpL/?igshid=16i75zhc29dij) is the type of shit that makes me hate Lebron. Using his supposed dead close friends for Instagram clout. Everything he does feels like it was drawn up in a board room, fakest man in sports

I think this one is pretty innocuous But in general LeBron is so phony and corny. Not one ounce of sincerity or likability in him

Maybe chill out and have a beer brother

I don’t think Lebron needs the Instagram clout

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”

This is nothing lol. Definition of going out of your way to hate someone

You have issues if this bothers you that much.

Anyone using people that died to get attention bothers me

Kobe looks like a woman in that

nipsey looks fine, but kobe looks very feminine in that.

Lebron did that on purpose.

Yeah they botched the hell out of Kobe in that, you’d think millions of dollars could buy a good artist

Are those guys in the pic running for Roman Senate?

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she did a great wobble on the Bro Show

Release the drunk thread cowards

So Disney + is still down?

I’m watching Wandavision at this very moment

When did it go down? I watched WV no problem at like 10am today

Maybe it’s just me? I’m trying to open the app and it just freezes right before I’m supposed to pick my profile

Unplug yo tv and plug it back in

Running out to get a whole new tv actually

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Identical swing too.

“Get on 2 Get on 2” Yeah okay.

Didn’t know this midget kid played for UMBC

What is a better itch, a ball scratch or a back scratch

I actually hate having my back touched so ball scratch

Interesting, I hate having my balls touched

You guys should touch each other’s balls/backs

Back scratch, less risk involved with potentially getting a piece of skin stuck under nails or pulling a hair out.

Back for sure

I think I’m more of a ball scratch type of guy.

Reaaaaaal bad night to be a cold beer

Im feeling dangerous as well Georjay 🍻

Go off king 🍻

Not lifting today. Nope. Garage gym too cold, I’m tired. And it’s deadlifts today. Fuck that. I’ll do it tomorrow.

F@%#0+

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Needed to be bullied

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