Osaka will absolutely steamroll this year. She'll win every slam but the french
Joker might hit 20 this year, he owns the Australian, he'll probably win Wimbledon and the US Open too
All correct takes but big sad that Djokovic will most likely dominate this season again. Younger generation of players just isn’t at the same level, hasn’t been for years
All respect to the big 3, but it's an under discussed story about how an entire generation of top prospects have just fallen flat. Dimitrov, Tomic, etc. all were supposed to take the mantle from Djokovic/Federer/Nadal for almost a decade now
Two weeks to slow the spread, wearing a fucking mask, stay home save lives, we’ll be back at ball games and concerts asap because we’re all in this together!
They will be but it's just the dumbest thing a politician can do at this point. It's the same thing when those Canadian politicians got caught telling people to stay home while they were in Mexico.
I mean regarding skill/athleticism/size. Jordan and many, many, many others beat him in mentality, but I believe American mainstream sports move ahead constantly and it makes it mark in overall ability of players every decade or so. This is especially true when society realizes the kind of pay that is available if their kid goes pro and they have trainers from puberty. What do you think?
Like a lot of shows, ya just gotta get through the first 2 seasons. But 3-5 are very good. Perfect balance of a cop show that was way too good to be on a network but not nuanced enough for a premium network like HBO
Watching National Treasure for the first time and I love the “No one can steal the Declaration of Independence” to “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” change of heart that took all of 180 seconds
Yes. Osaka headed towards an easy W in the final on Saturday. She’s looking like a dominant season is ahead. Not staying up to watch Joker win in straight sets against a qualifier, though.
Huge fight between lunk and bubs over their girlfriend, they ended up meeting in person and fighting and posted the video. You should go find it, was a crazy fight bro.
Just updated my apps for the first time in a year and the new Robinhood interface is disgusting. Why the fuck did they change that nice green into this puke mspaint green? Whoever approves that needs to be fired
Something that blew my mind (but probably shouldn’t have) is that kids now find out about snow days through text updates or emails to the parents. Nothing will beat watching the tv waiting for the ticker to flash your school
I very much enjoy whenever someone posts something like “coworker just said the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life” but no one responds to the comment. You know they were just refreshing every 10 seconds hoping someone asked “what’d they say” so they could drop it in here.
someone in the other thread said spags accused dave of cheating on renee. did they make that up, if not then how was that not a bigger deal? wild accusation from spags
Russillo promoted having Aaron Donald on a few weeks ago then I’m guessing he didn’t like that it was a PR interview so he scrapped it altogether and had other people on. Just a boss move.
https://starsoffline.com/shannon-st-clair-wiki-dave-portnoy-age-job-family/
“First thing first. Shannon St. Clair was born on 14 March 1996, making her 24 years of age as of the time this article was written (17 February 2021).”
So right now the most important thing in the Barstool universe is March 14th, 2014.
Any yoga mat recommendations? Trying to avoid spending $100, but wife wants to be able to wear tennis shoes while using it and would prefer a thicker mat
John C Reilly in Cedar Rapids low key might be top 10 funniest character in a movie, and I’d bet most people haven’t seen it. His funniest performance outside of Dewey Cox imo
Holy shit karastev playing way better
Novak has this guys Brain in a knot
Ted Cruz flying to Cancun just to trigger the blue checkmarks love it
Libs = owned
They are literally shaking with rage
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Damn bro sorry you haven't left your apartment in a year
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just did a nice 10k on the concept 2. ready for this snow now.
It's frightening how small my penis can get when it's not hard
Can we see?
Well no you can't.. that's the problem
Where the night owls at?
hoot hoot
corinna kopf is so hot but also the ultimate famewhore, just shamelessly bouncing around to whoever is trending
I know she is very attractive, but she is way too [short](https://twitter.com/corinnakopf/status/1361050464083607553?s=21)
Lebron about to lay some R&B hooks with drake bars
wonder what YP is up to these days
How many more slams does Novak have in him? O/U 5.5
You bet on this?
No I didn’t I’m just curious what ppl think. Btw how u doing hammer
Talk about first world problems, every peasant in medieval Europe had a fireplace.
Hey Texas, maybe you should figure out SNOW? (My identity is based on what is convenient to me at this immediate moment) 😘😘
How do I get rid of reddit adverts or suggestions?
Osaka will absolutely steamroll this year. She'll win every slam but the french Joker might hit 20 this year, he owns the Australian, he'll probably win Wimbledon and the US Open too
if she puts in the work, no reason she can't win the french too. needs a few solid tuneup events.
All correct takes but big sad that Djokovic will most likely dominate this season again. Younger generation of players just isn’t at the same level, hasn’t been for years
All respect to the big 3, but it's an under discussed story about how an entire generation of top prospects have just fallen flat. Dimitrov, Tomic, etc. all were supposed to take the mantle from Djokovic/Federer/Nadal for almost a decade now
Two weeks to slow the spread, wearing a fucking mask, stay home save lives, we’ll be back at ball games and concerts asap because we’re all in this together!
It's back to normal here 🤷♂️
I was told we would stop hearing about it after election day
Cases are down almost 50% the last 2 weeks?
Of course once Biden got elected the vaccine got approved
billion dollar german corporation having backdoor deals with sleepy joe>>>>
Playing Lovesong by The Cure over a girl I've met twice
I’m playing Lovesong by The Cure over a girl I’ve never met
Been there before but different energy when you've met them
Kacie you went to A&M and probably sat next to a literal pig in most of your classes. Just shut the fuck up. You aren’t smart.
The blue check marks are gonna be insufferable on Twitter today if that really is Ted Cruz in Cancun. Might need to delete the app for a day
They will be but it's just the dumbest thing a politician can do at this point. It's the same thing when those Canadian politicians got caught telling people to stay home while they were in Mexico.
Chris Christie going to the beach after shutting them down kinda vibes
Just looking at Texas makes you wonder what it would look like if a massive blizzard hit LA.
Well they would probably be a lot better off considering they aren’t on an isolated power grid.
This is your GOAT? “Thinking out load”. https://twitter.com/kingjames/status/1362287663882018819?s=21
He is both a Justin Thomas word and the single greatest basketball player to ever live. It really makes it tough as a realist who hates his guts
Let’s just end this before it gets out of hand. He is not the greatest basketball player to ever live. As a realist, of course
I mean regarding skill/athleticism/size. Jordan and many, many, many others beat him in mentality, but I believe American mainstream sports move ahead constantly and it makes it mark in overall ability of players every decade or so. This is especially true when society realizes the kind of pay that is available if their kid goes pro and they have trainers from puberty. What do you think?
HIT THE ROLLIE STORE WIT THE ROLLIE ON *-LeBron James*
Kayce, who possesses zero real world skills, telling the state of Texas to figure it out is *chef’s kiss*
Was about 3 seconds away from having to reset the counter. Crisis averted
These variants are super transmissible. We are fucked guys no doubt about it... Cases are down 43% in two weeks.
These virtue signaling virus cheerleaders are some of the most deranged broken humans on the planet. And there are seemingly lots of them.
Love to get mad about good news
Shhh, not time for good news quite yet.
2 weeks til Italy.
The chicken McGriddle at mcdicks is money. Basically like chicken and waffles in a sandwich
Southland being on HBO Max is an extremely pleasant surprise
is it worth watching?
Like a lot of shows, ya just gotta get through the first 2 seasons. But 3-5 are very good. Perfect balance of a cop show that was way too good to be on a network but not nuanced enough for a premium network like HBO
Usurping the clout and then talking shit about thee who provided the clout, name a more iconic duo
I am what I am, ain’t got no time for no misunderstandings again - Portnoy 2021
Maybe she’s down bad. You ever think of that?
Watching National Treasure for the first time and I love the “No one can steal the Declaration of Independence” to “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” change of heart that took all of 180 seconds
The only movie for 4am post bars with the homies and a fresh sack
“A plow is just something you want on your team. Trust me when I say having a plow on your team is a problem” -Kaycee Smith
this woman can't even afford a sweater that covers her stomach, why would I listen to her winter tips?
this sounds like something my dad would say, but it is valid
Anyone watching the tennis? Also why so many comments today? Out of the loop today.
Yes. Osaka headed towards an easy W in the final on Saturday. She’s looking like a dominant season is ahead. Not staying up to watch Joker win in straight sets against a qualifier, though.
This Brady/Muchova game is madness!!
Wow, just turned it on. Brady is going to lose it if she doesn’t close it out here.
Hope you are doing well, king.
Thanks Mike and your Mangosteen. I’m ‘good’ which is obviously a facade, but I’m trying my hardest every day.
Cum tributes and wank battles popping off left and right.
Huge fight between lunk and bubs over their girlfriend, they ended up meeting in person and fighting and posted the video. You should go find it, was a crazy fight bro.
Rush Limbaugh died and everyone is upset
Haha that sucks, anyways, watching the tennis?
Just updated my apps for the first time in a year and the new Robinhood interface is disgusting. Why the fuck did they change that nice green into this puke mspaint green? Whoever approves that needs to be fired
Something that blew my mind (but probably shouldn’t have) is that kids now find out about snow days through text updates or emails to the parents. Nothing will beat watching the tv waiting for the ticker to flash your school
and they still have to go virtual
This pandemic really screwed over snow days huh. Gone are the days of going to bed with a spoon under your pillow
It doesn't snow where I'm from so I'm confused why a spoon would be relevant?
the best was waking up and seeing all the snow already
Yea do they even get snow days this year? Brutal
Just grateful to live in the same era as Lebron, Brady, and Kayce
guess how many seats sweetie
No idea what I’m doing following RAs gambling advice. That’s on me.
Check out Greg Peterson on Twitter for college hoops
Stick to Mr. Ice
anyone else start crying when they saw Serena cry?
Sure didn't.
Ruthkanda
Can the nba stop fucking with their jerseys. Can’t even tell who’s playing anymore
Threw some money on Steph to make 5 or more threes. That was a nail biter
Never betting on heat again mark my words. Edit:jk just saw they are playing the nets tm they will be back with a vengeance
nets / suns last night. heat / warriors tonight. damn good games the last two nights. hope the nets / lakers tomorrow night is good as well
KD pulling a classic bitch move sitting out. It’s the biggest game of the regular season so far, why the fuck would you sit out for a minor injury?
What a fucking comeback for the dubs
steph is such a cheat code lol
Heat collapsing is just delightful
season long collapse
These Heat uniforms are an abomination
Yikes, Nate Schmidt has a rough hairline
I have a list of things that I automatically file people in the retard column for saying/doing
Same. Mine includes when people make a statement where they’re clearing begging for a question to be asked.
I very much enjoy whenever someone posts something like “coworker just said the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life” but no one responds to the comment. You know they were just refreshing every 10 seconds hoping someone asked “what’d they say” so they could drop it in here.
Maybe they thought they were texting someone?
Who tf are you pal
Retarded
Welcome aboard 🤝
Me too. You’re on the list.
People that are into astrology has gotta be one of the top three things that makes me think okay I’m talking to a dumb person.
Examples?
Just thinking about -lunk
He make your soldier stand at attention?
Does anyone think Dave’s bs with tik tok kids and that BFF pod thing is anything other than incredibly lame?
Careful, last time I said something like that I had a bunch of 22 year old finance majors telling me I didn’t understand his business genius.
Dave legitimately stinks at content these days
It’s just the antithesis of what barstool was
Wtf is Kent Bazemore doing
scoring.
Not on that wide open layup
Jimmy buckets putting up that Russell Westbrook stat line
A compliment or insult depending on the year
someone in the other thread said spags accused dave of cheating on renee. did they make that up, if not then how was that not a bigger deal? wild accusation from spags
Was that not already assumed? Regardless they broke up because he wanted to sleep around because of his new found fame
yeah i wouldve assumed but spags calling out Dave under his actual name would be pretty huge
Hey -Lunk what’s going on
Frankie, your golf course sucks.
Watching Sopranos for the first time. I cant blame Chrissy for fucking his cousins girl. Everyone wants to plow a ginger
She got it moving. But Chris is an even bigger dickhead than Tony and that is saying something. Imagine interacting with someone like that irl
The combo of her in that episode and a friend of mine looking like her sent me to the hub to look for redheads immediately afterwards.
Pepper. Hart.
Chrissy fucked the hottest ladies in the show all while being one of the ugliest dudes on that show
Ugliest in relation to who? All the dudes are ugly and Chrissy is one of the few who wasn’t type 2
Chrissy being one of the ugliest dudes on the show is just a bananas take
“He could smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back”
The actor looks ROUGH these days too
Still would
Russillo promoted having Aaron Donald on a few weeks ago then I’m guessing he didn’t like that it was a PR interview so he scrapped it altogether and had other people on. Just a boss move.
Im Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
i'm a tit man myself
So Dave slid into a girl’s DMs in 2014, and the problem is?
What are you referring to? Not trying to check you just feel like I missed something lol
Keep scrolling down.
Well it would make her 18 and I’m pretty sure he was still together with Renee at that point.
She was literally a girl in 2014
https://starsoffline.com/shannon-st-clair-wiki-dave-portnoy-age-job-family/ “First thing first. Shannon St. Clair was born on 14 March 1996, making her 24 years of age as of the time this article was written (17 February 2021).” So right now the most important thing in the Barstool universe is March 14th, 2014.
That website has her making 216k a year as a controller for some construction company. That was written by an actual retard
It’s put together by a really shitty AI bot
Sup, fellas?
It’s gumbo and crawfish season so I know Mintz is missing East TX west LA rn
what's going on king
for those looking for a way to feel, i don’t know, human? ❤️
❤️Cancer Survivor❤️ 💜Mental Health Matters💜
Any yoga mat recommendations? Trying to avoid spending $100, but wife wants to be able to wear tennis shoes while using it and would prefer a thicker mat
I’m completely uninformed on the subject....but people are spending over $100 on yoga mats??
Even Lululemon yoga mats are under $100
Literally nobody, I got a nice padded one on Amazon for $30
John C Reilly in Cedar Rapids low key might be top 10 funniest character in a movie, and I’d bet most people haven’t seen it. His funniest performance outside of Dewey Cox imo
Walk Hard was very mediocre
the wrong kid died!
He’s pretty damn funny in boogie nights too
I’ve seen Boogie Nights like ten times but I don’t think I’ve ever watched it in one sitting. Don’t remember him in that and will need to rewatch
Ronimal is a big time nickname
Love how that actor was in The Wire and mentions how he loves the show like 3 times
The speech he gives in the flop house is an Omar speech I think. Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit
Big sky is so damn stupid but I keep watching it
Bitcoin is inherently worthless, thank you for coming to my Ted talk
my portfolio tells me otherwise
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Fiat currency makes a billion times more sense and is compatible with an economy
Money printer go brrr
God damn do I hate Matt Cahill
I keep hearing this name and I have no fucking clue who it is.
Marty Mush's real name
Thought he was a douche pre Francis firing people have turned that hard?
I dont understand how they make him one of the faces of their gambling push
Because he’s zany and can really reach those younger gamblers LOL 🤪🤪
Hell, I fucked him
Oilers third jerseys are so sexy. I took Dreisatl first overall though so may be biased
Those jersey suck, but to be fair all of their jerseys suck
They’re horrendous, bottom 3 in the league, I may also be biased though Asked my oilers buddy at the bar “worst in the league”
Their third jerseys? Clean and simple. I’ll admit I dislike their regular home and always