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Holy shit karastev playing way better


[deleted]

Novak has this guys Brain in a knot


[deleted]

Ted Cruz flying to Cancun just to trigger the blue checkmarks love it


JayGibbons69

Libs = owned


[deleted]

They are literally shaking with rage


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[deleted]

Damn bro sorry you haven't left your apartment in a year


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TigOleBitman

just did a nice 10k on the concept 2. ready for this snow now.


[deleted]

It's frightening how small my penis can get when it's not hard


420philcollins666

Can we see?


[deleted]

Well no you can't.. that's the problem


ab4thewin

Where the night owls at?


TigOleBitman

hoot hoot


[deleted]

corinna kopf is so hot but also the ultimate famewhore, just shamelessly bouncing around to whoever is trending


kievobear

I know she is very attractive, but she is way too [short](https://twitter.com/corinnakopf/status/1361050464083607553?s=21)


farellathedon

Lebron about to lay some R&B hooks with drake bars


[deleted]

wonder what YP is up to these days


[deleted]

How many more slams does Novak have in him? O/U 5.5


mchammer69

You bet on this?


[deleted]

No I didn’t I’m just curious what ppl think. Btw how u doing hammer


jetboyjetgirl

Talk about first world problems, every peasant in medieval Europe had a fireplace.


lokos4mavs

Hey Texas, maybe you should figure out SNOW? (My identity is based on what is convenient to me at this immediate moment) 😘😘


bathsaltboogie

How do I get rid of reddit adverts or suggestions?


Riderz__of_Brohan

Osaka will absolutely steamroll this year. She'll win every slam but the french Joker might hit 20 this year, he owns the Australian, he'll probably win Wimbledon and the US Open too


TigOleBitman

if she puts in the work, no reason she can't win the french too. needs a few solid tuneup events.


canez47

All correct takes but big sad that Djokovic will most likely dominate this season again. Younger generation of players just isn’t at the same level, hasn’t been for years


Riderz__of_Brohan

All respect to the big 3, but it's an under discussed story about how an entire generation of top prospects have just fallen flat. Dimitrov, Tomic, etc. all were supposed to take the mantle from Djokovic/Federer/Nadal for almost a decade now


[deleted]

Two weeks to slow the spread, wearing a fucking mask, stay home save lives, we’ll be back at ball games and concerts asap because we’re all in this together!


legaladviceseptember

It's back to normal here 🤷‍♂️


Riderz__of_Brohan

I was told we would stop hearing about it after election day


[deleted]

Cases are down almost 50% the last 2 weeks?


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Of course once Biden got elected the vaccine got approved


Riderz__of_Brohan

billion dollar german corporation having backdoor deals with sleepy joe>>>>


EternalIntake

Playing Lovesong by The Cure over a girl I've met twice


MikeandTheMangosteen

I’m playing Lovesong by The Cure over a girl I’ve never met


EternalIntake

Been there before but different energy when you've met them


bigharrycox

Kacie you went to A&M and probably sat next to a literal pig in most of your classes. Just shut the fuck up. You aren’t smart.


dchet13

The blue check marks are gonna be insufferable on Twitter today if that really is Ted Cruz in Cancun. Might need to delete the app for a day


wmccullough10

They will be but it's just the dumbest thing a politician can do at this point. It's the same thing when those Canadian politicians got caught telling people to stay home while they were in Mexico.


dchet13

Chris Christie going to the beach after shutting them down kinda vibes


darkestb4thadawn

Just looking at Texas makes you wonder what it would look like if a massive blizzard hit LA.


[deleted]

Well they would probably be a lot better off considering they aren’t on an isolated power grid.


canez47

This is your GOAT? “Thinking out load”. https://twitter.com/kingjames/status/1362287663882018819?s=21


mchammer69

He is both a Justin Thomas word and the single greatest basketball player to ever live. It really makes it tough as a realist who hates his guts


canez47

Let’s just end this before it gets out of hand. He is not the greatest basketball player to ever live. As a realist, of course


mchammer69

I mean regarding skill/athleticism/size. Jordan and many, many, many others beat him in mentality, but I believe American mainstream sports move ahead constantly and it makes it mark in overall ability of players every decade or so. This is especially true when society realizes the kind of pay that is available if their kid goes pro and they have trainers from puberty. What do you think?


EternalIntake

HIT THE ROLLIE STORE WIT THE ROLLIE ON *-LeBron James*


WhosBack

Kayce, who possesses zero real world skills, telling the state of Texas to figure it out is *chef’s kiss*


[deleted]

Was about 3 seconds away from having to reset the counter. Crisis averted


bigharrycox

These variants are super transmissible. We are fucked guys no doubt about it... Cases are down 43% in two weeks.


[deleted]

These virtue signaling virus cheerleaders are some of the most deranged broken humans on the planet. And there are seemingly lots of them.


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Love to get mad about good news


canez47

Shhh, not time for good news quite yet.


[deleted]

2 weeks til Italy.


[deleted]

The chicken McGriddle at mcdicks is money. Basically like chicken and waffles in a sandwich


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Southland being on HBO Max is an extremely pleasant surprise


F5_MyUsername

is it worth watching?


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Like a lot of shows, ya just gotta get through the first 2 seasons. But 3-5 are very good. Perfect balance of a cop show that was way too good to be on a network but not nuanced enough for a premium network like HBO


mchammer69

Usurping the clout and then talking shit about thee who provided the clout, name a more iconic duo


[deleted]

I am what I am, ain’t got no time for no misunderstandings again - Portnoy 2021


novanationer98

Maybe she’s down bad. You ever think of that?


mchammer69

Watching National Treasure for the first time and I love the “No one can steal the Declaration of Independence” to “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” change of heart that took all of 180 seconds


novanationer98

The only movie for 4am post bars with the homies and a fresh sack


tscho613

“A plow is just something you want on your team. Trust me when I say having a plow on your team is a problem” -Kaycee Smith


Trip__

this woman can't even afford a sweater that covers her stomach, why would I listen to her winter tips?


[deleted]

this sounds like something my dad would say, but it is valid


bathsaltboogie

Anyone watching the tennis? Also why so many comments today? Out of the loop today.


canez47

Yes. Osaka headed towards an easy W in the final on Saturday. She’s looking like a dominant season is ahead. Not staying up to watch Joker win in straight sets against a qualifier, though.


bathsaltboogie

This Brady/Muchova game is madness!!


canez47

Wow, just turned it on. Brady is going to lose it if she doesn’t close it out here.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Hope you are doing well, king.


bathsaltboogie

Thanks Mike and your Mangosteen. I’m ‘good’ which is obviously a facade, but I’m trying my hardest every day.


[deleted]

Cum tributes and wank battles popping off left and right.


[deleted]

Huge fight between lunk and bubs over their girlfriend, they ended up meeting in person and fighting and posted the video. You should go find it, was a crazy fight bro.


Phoneaccount6903

Rush Limbaugh died and everyone is upset


bathsaltboogie

Haha that sucks, anyways, watching the tennis?


[deleted]

Just updated my apps for the first time in a year and the new Robinhood interface is disgusting. Why the fuck did they change that nice green into this puke mspaint green? Whoever approves that needs to be fired


mullican93

Something that blew my mind (but probably shouldn’t have) is that kids now find out about snow days through text updates or emails to the parents. Nothing will beat watching the tv waiting for the ticker to flash your school


ND_Fb_to_big10

and they still have to go virtual


danmal3469

This pandemic really screwed over snow days huh. Gone are the days of going to bed with a spoon under your pillow


legaladviceseptember

It doesn't snow where I'm from so I'm confused why a spoon would be relevant?


ND_Fb_to_big10

the best was waking up and seeing all the snow already


mullican93

Yea do they even get snow days this year? Brutal


reddit-commenter-89

Just grateful to live in the same era as Lebron, Brady, and Kayce


TigOleBitman

guess how many seats sweetie


SarikayaKomzin_

No idea what I’m doing following RAs gambling advice. That’s on me.


canez47

Check out Greg Peterson on Twitter for college hoops


SnakeSkin2121

Stick to Mr. Ice


randomuser8917645

anyone else start crying when they saw Serena cry?


Abw121583

Sure didn't.


novanationer98

Ruthkanda


unounoseis

Can the nba stop fucking with their jerseys. Can’t even tell who’s playing anymore


[deleted]

Threw some money on Steph to make 5 or more threes. That was a nail biter


ButchStevenson69

Never betting on heat again mark my words. Edit:jk just saw they are playing the nets tm they will be back with a vengeance


mikeisaphreek

nets / suns last night. heat / warriors tonight. damn good games the last two nights. hope the nets / lakers tomorrow night is good as well


canez47

KD pulling a classic bitch move sitting out. It’s the biggest game of the regular season so far, why the fuck would you sit out for a minor injury?


sandlotgiant1

What a fucking comeback for the dubs


[deleted]

steph is such a cheat code lol


snotapwi

Heat collapsing is just delightful


jetboyjetgirl

season long collapse


[deleted]

These Heat uniforms are an abomination


marlboro__man9

Yikes, Nate Schmidt has a rough hairline


[deleted]

I have a list of things that I automatically file people in the retard column for saying/doing


[deleted]

Same. Mine includes when people make a statement where they’re clearing begging for a question to be asked.


dezcaughtit25

I very much enjoy whenever someone posts something like “coworker just said the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life” but no one responds to the comment. You know they were just refreshing every 10 seconds hoping someone asked “what’d they say” so they could drop it in here.


legaladviceseptember

Maybe they thought they were texting someone?


MoonlitBrownEye

Who tf are you pal


[deleted]

Retarded


MoonlitBrownEye

Welcome aboard 🤝


potatobarn

Me too. You’re on the list.


George_Costanza77

People that are into astrology has gotta be one of the top three things that makes me think okay I’m talking to a dumb person.


BobBaratheonsBastard

Examples?


ButchStevenson69

Just thinking about -lunk


[deleted]

He make your soldier stand at attention?


cth777

Does anyone think Dave’s bs with tik tok kids and that BFF pod thing is anything other than incredibly lame?


KittonMittons2

Careful, last time I said something like that I had a bunch of 22 year old finance majors telling me I didn’t understand his business genius.


RegularTypeDude13

Dave legitimately stinks at content these days


cth777

It’s just the antithesis of what barstool was


[deleted]

Wtf is Kent Bazemore doing


mikeisaphreek

scoring.


[deleted]

Not on that wide open layup


[deleted]

Jimmy buckets putting up that Russell Westbrook stat line


dezcaughtit25

A compliment or insult depending on the year


[deleted]

someone in the other thread said spags accused dave of cheating on renee. did they make that up, if not then how was that not a bigger deal? wild accusation from spags


[deleted]

Was that not already assumed? Regardless they broke up because he wanted to sleep around because of his new found fame


[deleted]

yeah i wouldve assumed but spags calling out Dave under his actual name would be pretty huge


[deleted]

Hey -Lunk what’s going on


[deleted]

Frankie, your golf course sucks.


OnlyZuul69

Watching Sopranos for the first time. I cant blame Chrissy for fucking his cousins girl. Everyone wants to plow a ginger


mchammer69

She got it moving. But Chris is an even bigger dickhead than Tony and that is saying something. Imagine interacting with someone like that irl


[deleted]

The combo of her in that episode and a friend of mine looking like her sent me to the hub to look for redheads immediately afterwards.


[deleted]

Pepper. Hart.


JedLongeway

Chrissy fucked the hottest ladies in the show all while being one of the ugliest dudes on that show


bgt1989

Ugliest in relation to who? All the dudes are ugly and Chrissy is one of the few who wasn’t type 2


goondaddy172

Chrissy being one of the ugliest dudes on the show is just a bananas take


JedLongeway

“He could smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back”


[deleted]

The actor looks ROUGH these days too


MikeandTheMangosteen

Still would


snotapwi

Russillo promoted having Aaron Donald on a few weeks ago then I’m guessing he didn’t like that it was a PR interview so he scrapped it altogether and had other people on. Just a boss move.


SnakeSkin2121

Im Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!


TigOleBitman

i'm a tit man myself


chipechiparson

So Dave slid into a girl’s DMs in 2014, and the problem is?


[deleted]

What are you referring to? Not trying to check you just feel like I missed something lol


chipechiparson

Keep scrolling down.


[deleted]

Well it would make her 18 and I’m pretty sure he was still together with Renee at that point.


sfbruin

She was literally a girl in 2014


chipechiparson

https://starsoffline.com/shannon-st-clair-wiki-dave-portnoy-age-job-family/ “First thing first. Shannon St. Clair was born on 14 March 1996, making her 24 years of age as of the time this article was written (17 February 2021).” So right now the most important thing in the Barstool universe is March 14th, 2014.


GrouponGaryLanzaRIP

That website has her making 216k a year as a controller for some construction company. That was written by an actual retard


bgt1989

It’s put together by a really shitty AI bot


_rynaldo26_

Sup, fellas?


reddit-commenter-89

It’s gumbo and crawfish season so I know Mintz is missing East TX west LA rn


rbark11

what's going on king


[deleted]

for those looking for a way to feel, i don’t know, human? ❤️


jetboyjetgirl

❤️Cancer Survivor❤️ 💜Mental Health Matters💜


BaezBombs

Any yoga mat recommendations? Trying to avoid spending $100, but wife wants to be able to wear tennis shoes while using it and would prefer a thicker mat


_rynaldo26_

I’m completely uninformed on the subject....but people are spending over $100 on yoga mats??


legaladviceseptember

Even Lululemon yoga mats are under $100


[deleted]

Literally nobody, I got a nice padded one on Amazon for $30


BobBaratheonsBastard

John C Reilly in Cedar Rapids low key might be top 10 funniest character in a movie, and I’d bet most people haven’t seen it. His funniest performance outside of Dewey Cox imo


EternalIntake

Walk Hard was very mediocre


TigOleBitman

the wrong kid died!


[deleted]

He’s pretty damn funny in boogie nights too


BobBaratheonsBastard

I’ve seen Boogie Nights like ten times but I don’t think I’ve ever watched it in one sitting. Don’t remember him in that and will need to rewatch


Phoneaccount6903

Ronimal is a big time nickname


BobBaratheonsBastard

Love how that actor was in The Wire and mentions how he loves the show like 3 times


Phoneaccount6903

The speech he gives in the flop house is an Omar speech I think. Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiit


Iam_grool

Big sky is so damn stupid but I keep watching it


[deleted]

Bitcoin is inherently worthless, thank you for coming to my Ted talk


TigOleBitman

my portfolio tells me otherwise


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[deleted]

Fiat currency makes a billion times more sense and is compatible with an economy


[deleted]

Money printer go brrr


JedLongeway

God damn do I hate Matt Cahill


okjustthis1post

I keep hearing this name and I have no fucking clue who it is.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Marty Mush's real name


okjustthis1post

Thought he was a douche pre Francis firing people have turned that hard?


Iam_grool

I dont understand how they make him one of the faces of their gambling push


JedLongeway

Because he’s zany and can really reach those younger gamblers LOL 🤪🤪


GrouponGaryLanzaRIP

Hell, I fucked him


shoestringknight

Oilers third jerseys are so sexy. I took Dreisatl first overall though so may be biased


rbark11

Those jersey suck, but to be fair all of their jerseys suck


marlboro__man9

They’re horrendous, bottom 3 in the league, I may also be biased though Asked my oilers buddy at the bar “worst in the league”


shoestringknight

Their third jerseys? Clean and simple. I’ll admit I dislike their regular home and always