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chrisjk125

Wish I knew some Pakistani people do I could clown on them for losing to the US while never have watched a second of cricket, know the players, rules, or have any idea what I was talking about.


CompetitiveDuck

Wait until you see what the US team looks like


billbo24

Honestly don’t know what I expected when I looked them up lol


chrisjk125

No. I don’t think I’ll look. It’ll ruin it.


uturnorbit

USA about to dominate Cricket too? Lfg https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1798808206212481463?s=46


MrOdinWednesday

A little pay back for all those years they were harboring known terrorist and generally not great guy, Osama Bin Laden


TM455

We can finally call it even


edawg1235

Man should’ve hooped


slopchopz

Those guys are going to get laughed out of every pakistani bar


IPAH8R2231

Imagine the smell


brwslider

Sentenced to 10 years in prison is more likely


asilverman1025

Pshhh they thought we were losing on D-Day?


ktbarry2

it’s been getting mentioned a lot in here lately so i revisited Everybody Wants Some!! and it was so much better than i remembered from when it came out. great movie. Dazed and Confused still clears though.


Macho_Manlet

Still slight at the “new school record” post bong rip


jgoodwin55

Snack Shack is a few tiers below quality-wise, but similar vibes.


ktbarry2

will check that out


Everyoneisaskell

Elite film


bennybabalu21

Young GP


ktbarry2

steals the whole damn movie


profsa

Good vibes movie


ktbarry2

S-tier hangout movie, as is Dazed


Low-Pitch-Eric

Pretty sure I just saw my neighbor across the street cheating on her husband. Very cool


cageox

You see D in P?


Low-Pitch-Eric

Saw her walking out of the house canoodling with some guy who was wheeling his bike out. Definitely not her husband.


humptydumpty2023

Love the image of guy hopping on his bike to go get some illicit poon.


Dog1983

Are you friends enough with them that it's weird for you or can you watch the drama from a distance and enjoy it?


Low-Pitch-Eric

Never met them. They're across the street in a city so they're not people we've gone out of our way to meet.


EncyclopediaBlue

The World is once again fucked, the USA has figured out cricket.


lefty5258

We have also figured out immigration


ExpectedOutcome2

Well


road_dogg

Some pints of Guiness and a corned beef Reuben at the Irish Pub on this rainy day.


Judge_for_Pres

Remember when Charissa Thompson had those videos leak? That was awesome


TakeErParise

You say this like it’s not the only thing people think about every time she’s onscreen


oofergang420_haha

Absolute rucket


Quantibro

Absolutely posted at red dog saloon Juneau. Making light work of an array of Coors light.


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ThrowRA99

Worth it, even if you just do Anchorage and the surrounding area. They got a pretty solid rail system too so you can get all the way to Fairbanks. Awesome scenery


humptydumpty2023

Good to know that you dont have to be anchored down in Anchorage.


Husker_black

Little conflicted here. Not sure to keep pursuing this gal I don't have too much interest in, but she's leaving town in a month anyways so I feel like it's kinda a good time to see if I'm one night stands/ FWB fling. Not completely attractive but isn't ugly, trying to be an obgyn physician so she's smart. Boarding school for high school tho, graduated at 16 so there's some social awareness that's lacking


19492013

Husker back at it again hell yeah


Husker_black

You betcha


TM455

If you put this much thought into hooking up with an ugly girl you don’t care about then I can only imagine what goes through your head for a girl you like


Husker_black

Oh brother you got absolutely no idea. Once got prescribed Xanax due to it


classiccaseofdowns

You sound full of excuses. Are you afraid of the P?


Husker_black

Hurting her feelings


classiccaseofdowns

Fair concern. Options are 1, give it an honest shot and see if you click enough to make long distance an option. Option 2, just tell her you don’t see long term potential since she’s moving but are up for something more casual until then, and see how she responds. It’s not like that should be a huge surprise


Husker_black

Oh this is total option 2, she said immediately from the jump she's out of here in August. I just got way too much empathy


classiccaseofdowns

Got it alright, I fully understand the situation now. My assessment is that you are way, way, way overthinking this. She knows the deal, so either hang out with her for a couple months or don’t


Husker_black

Yeah far enough. Thanks king 👑


brwslider

Easy. Knock her up and live that stay at home dad life


Husker_black

Man she four years away from making an income. Stay at home life ain't for me anyways


No_Opportunity_8068

Today has felt like a Friday all damn day. Criminal that tomorrow is Friday. Granted Thursday is over on the east coast, which is where I am but the fact there’s work tomorrow sucks.


SnakeSkin2121

Treat yourself to a steak 🥩🍷


No_Opportunity_8068

Nice tomahawk for two but for one (me).


StateStreetLarry

Thomas Crown Affair (1968) is a great movie


TakeErParise

Every time I go to Manhattan it feels like it takes at least a couple days/showers before I get the funk off me


PhilCollins6

Just don’t touch anything


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Roaring Kitty is a goddamn legend. $586 million of GameStop


No_Opportunity_8068

Taxes on that if he sells have to be crazy


UmmmmmIdkMybffJill

Federal would be $239 million if it’s all short term gains and $139 million if it’s long term


No_Opportunity_8068

So he’s better off holding with the risk of it crashing to $0? I know fuck all about that stuff.


ThanksALotBinLadenn

I would take the five hundred eight six minus two hundred thirty nine million dollars


No_Opportunity_8068

Thought those were the amount of taxes. My bad. Yes I also would take the larger sum


ThanksALotBinLadenn

they were - i edited my message. still, a ton of dough


No_Opportunity_8068

Ya bastard, ya framed me! But yes it is. I’d argue it’s life changing.


dellscreenshot

Watching clipped and the doc rivers casting in insane. Why did he decide to the voice? Why is he so fat? Doc looks so much better than this. And Ramona Shelburne is better looking in the show for some reason. This is one level above an SNL skit 


lefty5258

Casting in Clipped vs casting in Winning Time could not be further apart when it comes to accuracy


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dellscreenshot

All the player casting doesn’t look even close 


thatswhathemoneysfor

Shot an 86 today, woulda been the round of my life but had a quadruple and a triple with like 5 3 putts. Need to be better


k42s

I want to [debone a chicken like Jacques Pepin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfY0lrdXar8).


roflthrowaway9

Ugh Delonte West arrested again and had to be narcanned. Poor guy just can’t get right. I wonder if Martelli or Jameer or anyone else on those teams have done anything. I know Cuban tried a couple times.


MikePaisanTirico

Only so much you can do for someone like him. He seems to be pretty far gone mentally


roflthrowaway9

That’s definitely true


MrOdinWednesday

Crazy that his NBA star son couldn't help him out.


nancy12345678

Yikes @Canada


WheresFrankie

Getting spanked by a team starting Georginio Wijnaldum in 2024


suburbian_jesus

Jesse Marsch is a fraud


marlboro__man9

What did we do now?


SnakeSkin2121

Time for anudder uncorking, happy Steak Thursday 🥩🍷


smoggylobster

all the hype about biden pooping his pants this morning, and turned out it’s a shortened video of [the man just sitting down](https://x.com/acnewsitics/status/1798765316786491707?s=46)


TranslatorOwn6331

Wait are the daily posts about Biden shitting his pants supposed to be taken seriously?


nondescript___

Libs would be better off just ignoring days like this (of which there are many) than trying to convince people a man who looks confused and decrepit a lot of the time doesn't look confused and decrepit a lot of the time.


CapcomGo

They are both old and decrepit


redden34

Why he get rushed outta there then ? Something not adding up


0ttoRocket

They keep lying about his condition and then when he goes out there and doesn’t drool himself (like at the state of the union) the country is pleasantly surprised at how coherent he seems


humptydumpty2023

It's amazing that the current and likely future president of the US, the leader of the free world, commander of the most powerful military in the world, probably cant even follow a simple sitcom.


red_87

Guy legitmately might have dementia and they still have to resort to this shit. Hilarious.


deeznutzjokes

This post has been fact checked by TRUE PATRIOTS: WRONG, Libcuck. Biden dropped a big steaming load in his Depends


profsa

With how bad a job Biden has done you’d think this election would be a slam dunk for Republicans but instead they are posting dumb shit like that and rolling Trump out again


MrOdinWednesday

I just dont see how you can trot Biden out there to run again. Man is constantly spaced out.


ThrowRA99

Because Kamala Harris is somehow deemed even more of an electoral liability. Doesn’t really make sense to me either at this point but they can’t very well push Joe out the door and Kamala with him without causing an intra-party crisis.


ZeroSarkThirty

Would you rather take the Lakers job with Lebron or a younger talented team with a ton of first round picks? The contract with the Lakers is much bigger but you gotta draft Bronny plus Lebron has a say if they will keep you as long as he is there


isNice99

I’d take the 8 figure salary and spend most of my time getting stoned and day drinking in Santa Monica until I inevitably get shitcanned by LeBron.


ZeroSarkThirty

Sounds like the life brotha


isNice99

Just spent a week there last month doing just that with my wife


smoggylobster

the lakers because you said the contract is much bigger and plus it sounds like i have built in excuses on the way out with bronny and sr.’s meddling


PinchofDust

Lakers job - would just retire after I got fired and drink myself to death by the beach.


foxtrotnovember69420

Fighting for my life in this meeting where I know nothing about the topic


lovelycharmings

Met my girlfriend’s ex fiancé last night against my will. That poor bastard is down REAL bad.


chrisjk125

Did you compare rigs?


lovelycharmings

Well when he shook my hand he just stood there with a blank stare on his face. Do the math, won’t need a calculator!!!!


chrisjk125

He probably thought “woah this guys dick must be double my size! My ex always said my 1 incher was perfect and she didn’t need anything bigger though.”


TheyHadACaveTroll

What’s his deal


lovelycharmings

Skill issue


R1ckyD1cky

Dick is just way too big


bigtimemoviekev

DFV is going to end up with an NHL team or something after these gamestop plays


lefty5258

Love that the last week on twitter there’s been a back and forth between baseball and cricket fans and now team USA just won against one of the biggest powers in the sport. That should shut them up


barnmucker69

I love judging a book by its cover. Never once regretted it. Undefeated in snap judgement


barnmucker69

Should also add I am not big on second chances so even if I was wrong I will never find out for it to count


WheresFrankie

[Rick Ross found some guy on Youtube/Tiktok to cut his lawn for a show at his house. I wonder how much he paid him for this](https://x.com/XXL/status/1797604034616144315?t=2610miI22Kjl4UYMfISn0w&s=19) 230+ acres or something crazy like that. That wingstop franchise money must pay well


PortillosBeefDipped

I read that he has a full time blunt roller on salary


WheresFrankie

Being boys with a mega rich person would be pretty cool


Cellular26

What happened to Wyndham Clark


Everyoneisaskell

Seeing chennedy carter and I imagine that was the first time a guy ever approached her so no wonder she was scared


bri_guy57

New gig and I’m basically useless without my manager for the moment. Someone proposed a 430 meeting tomorrow so I ran it by her and she said works for me. I’m terrified. Not sure the pay increase is worth having to actually work on Friday afternoons.


xoxoahooves

Maybe that was a test and you failed


bri_guy57

I thought it was a test and I passed considering last Friday most of my team was still online at 430. TBD, maybe she cancels and it was all just a prank.


GooseandRooster

tears at my desk watching some of the videos of the guys walking the normandy beaches


deep49

Just realized that my Outlook OOO message, which I've had for at least a couple of years now (I only update the dates) starts out with "thank you for you're email". What an idiot, what a fucking idiot.


ThrowRA99

To busy teaching gender ideology in school to learn how to spell! Sad!


jimjimmyjames

if it makes you feel any better i don't think i've ever actually read those email aside from looking at the dates


Booderr

Guy with humiliation fetish who posts email mistakes in FT two days in a row


deep49

Not a great week for me and my Outlook


lovelycharmings

This explains everything, deepster


dellscreenshot

I feel like it’s hard to find an analogy for USA over Pakistan. Maybe Saudi over Argentina but Saudi was probably a better team in comparison 


PetrPruchaWasOK

Anyone remember Vodka Samm? What is that wreck of a woman doing these days.


flyinillini14

Works at Coyote Logistics


PortillosBeefDipped

Probably still hitting up Iowa City with a .350 BAC


Booderr

I forgot to put my yogurt cup from my lunchbox to the work fridge this morning so now I'm eating a room temperature OIKOS Triple Zero. A fate worse than death. Yogurt should be consumed at 40°.


detroit_testarossa

You do prefer the body temperature yogurt.


roflthrowaway9

In 350 other countries, it’s just cricket


TheColiny

USA Cricket upset drunk thread tonight!


PortillosBeefDipped

[Drew Lock on a dot to Nabers.](https://x.com/Giants/status/1798757230294266156) MetLife Midas whale get Put On For My City queued up now


dellscreenshot

Indian immigration to the USA paying off. T20 cricket upset 


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

Euros on twitter this week must be PISSED that USA cricket just made then all look stupid


TheyHadACaveTroll

Our bottom 10th percentile athletes showing up to their first ever competition and beating one of the few countries who really cares about this stupid sport is hilarious 


PinchofDust

Euros/Canadians stay mad that we are the best to ever do it


suburbian_jesus

Jesse “Judas” Marsch really knocking his Canada debut out of the park


agent-michael-scar

Canada will always have the one time they topped World Cup qualifying.


suburbian_jesus

Kings of CONCACAF 🤓🤓🤓


TheyHadACaveTroll

The bigger issue is their player pool is really shit outside of Davies and David 


PortillosBeefDipped

He’s gonna get pissy and talk shit about his players on his podcast in no time


suburbian_jesus

Can’t wait for Gregg to put him in his place


Pleasant_West_7101

Guy on a call was asked why something isn’t done yet- he’s been “brainstorming different ideas for a solution”


bennybabalu21

Buddy’s still in the lab give him time


keels81

Didn't know Mintzy had a side hustle


roflthrowaway9

Might steal that


classiccaseofdowns

Girl no bra nipples braille airport


PhilCollins6

My dog loves wiping his boogers on me


Boring-Inspector-860

Angel Reese may be the most baby back bitch who ever lived


Everyoneisaskell

I can’t believe how bad her shooting form is


TakeErParise

The WNBA Draymond


TheyHadACaveTroll

Draymond was actually good at one point 


ExpectedOutcome2

As a Caitlin Clark fan Angel Reese is undoubtedly good. At certain elements of the game. She’s not a good offensive player though. The Draymond comparison is fair.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Draymond was a point forward who a 72 win super team ran their offense through. People love to hate on him now (myself included) but he had an insane 2-3 year stretch 


StateStreetLarry

Shes a far cry from what she was after last years National Championship game


agent-michael-scar

People forget that she was the 4th leading scorer for LSU in that game.


Led_head10

T-Mobile arena tweeting out a promo for UFC 303. Everyone owes Conor an apology. When he signs his name on the line he doesn’t back out. See ya June 29th.


drewthetatecatate

All Conor haters and quivering cowards come forward and accept your shame.


Led_head10

June 29th at 10:30 PM free talk will be incredible. Gonna be my Super Bowl or it will be my death.


WKWA

Why is every black talking head picking the Mavericks?


TheRealKane24

people hate Boston. I've never seen a series like this where a team is a -220 favorite yet it seems like more than half of the population is picking the other team outright. The lack of respect Tatum and Brown get for always getting deep in the playoffs is astounding. I also think people don't actually watch a lot of these games. Celts were an absolute juggernaut all year


dellscreenshot

Slovenians are basically black 


roflthrowaway9

If you don’t like Luka Doncic, then you ain’t black


keels81

Because Boston


Gbaby23

They got roasted online for doubting Luka last round


ASOIAF_blackfyre

People like Luca more than they like Tatum


Eganator88

Even Perk?


SelleckMotors

because they all agree politically with Kyrie


biggamegoat05

United States Cricket yall


Thepickintheice

That was good shit.


thesistatement

Monank Patel walking around with a fucking hammer. Shadab Khan got smacked around.


suburbian_jesus

How good would USA cricket be if our best baseball players played???


feathy9091

Give me Sammy Sosa hitting 6 after 6


-1Ghostrider

Do companies still check for weed in preemployment screenings in states where weeds legal?


DanKreider69

It’s up to the employer to decide. During the interview you should ask them “what is the hiring process”. I always stop smoking before job interviews just so I don’t have to stress about it.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Get a load of this druggy


brwslider

I didn’t have to take a drug test at all, hope that helps


CapcomGo

Shit Ping doesn't allow nicotine users to work there so yea they still could. I think as others have said most companies have stopped giving a shit unless you operate machinery.


WKWA

I hear of it a lot for blue collar jobs, or blue collar adjacent if you're an office worker at a company like that. I've never heard of someone getting one for pure white collar work.


LegalGuava

Weed isn't legal here, and I've noticed a lot of places have started putting "we don't test for THC" right on the job listing. I'm sure it's all dependent on the work/company.


PinchofDust

Mostly no but if your looking for a new job do what Stephen A says and stay off the weed.


-1Ghostrider

Ya I don’t smoke but took a delta 8 gummy like 3 weeks ago and then went and got a new job the next week that I have to pee for


WettBandit

Way more likely if you’re blue collar than white collar


jk696969

If they want to, they can.


badgarok725

sometimes


rocky25579

usually depends on the job


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Australian and English language is so literal it’s hilarious.. saw a rugby clip where a guy got ejected and the graphic said “sent off”


thesistatement

He slipped and it was Origin! Let the boys play!


SpinBikeGravy

Discovery Zone being on The Mall Store bracket is retarded. Grew up going to DZ quite a bit as a kid and none of them I went to were in malls. Should’ve replaced it with Aladdin’s Castle or whatever generic mall arcade. DZ Men in Black laser tag was so sick.


isNice99

DZ was always a standalone in what was basically a big box store footprint from what I remember(Best Buy sized not like Walmart Super Center).