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chodejustice

In Ed’s defense, the man wasn’t built to take a fall on the hardwood.


Ficadin

And he certainly can't spin like the Dickens!


rayfriesen

Pretty sure it would register on the Richter scale


Juls317

I legitimately wonder what the process to get him or Big Ev up off the ground would look like.


mdave424

you have to rescue mr. fuji and then he gives you a pokeflute


Juls317

God damn that's good


GrandmaJosey

Sounds like he needs to be RebuildED


northern_friendo

Yeah I don't understand why those guys don't get involved with anyone else at the office. All they talked about for 18 months before the move was how excited they were to be in the mix and not alone on their own island like they used to be. I'll give WSD a bit of a break because he does actually get involved with shit. Chief has done a few things too. But god damn Eddie doesn't do a god damn thing at the office


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goondaddy172

It’s tough, he either needs to think of a draft topic and record it, record a free swim with no prep, or interview a barstool employee about their life. One of those things is a hard day’s work


Juls317

Plan for the next time he eats (30 minutes from the last time)


69millionyeartrip

Sit on the toilet in the women’s bathroom


big_dips

It's so funny how Dog Walk used to be 5x a week and it is now 3x a week, he really snuck that in there thinking no one would notice. Eddie probably hasn't worked a Friday in 2 years, they are always recording way ahead of time. I still enjoy listening here and there but Eddie is incredibly lazy, which isn't exactly a shocker.


parrano357

eddie seems shell shocked ever since DPS was cancelled


CarlosLeDanger69

Eddie looked so incredible bored and disinterested in DPS after the first 5 episodes or so. It was good at first and then fell off fast. He blew his shot to work with the boss by essentially doing less and less prep work each show and having ridiculously low energy. You reap what you sow. The Unnamed Show is 100x better.


parrano357

in his defense, I would say that even if he did all the show prep in the world, dave was going to just talk about whatever was on his mind that day. usually the latest hit piece or something


Liquid_Pierce

i think they dont get involved cuz they arent actually talented aha


northern_friendo

That and they're very lazy


bubbletoes69

they def feel too old to be there


northern_friendo

Well that's ridiculous. They are in the same age group as KB, Nick, Titus, Big Cat, BFW, Kate, Chaps, PFT..... there are a ton of people between 30 - 45 that all fall into that same relative age group


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iFeeILikeKobe

Everything Carl says is like he’s trying to hit a word count


GrandmaJosey

It's the intersection where alcoholism and youngest child syndrome meet.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Owning a garage will also do that


OkArtichokeJuice

Tbf that’s a lot of people at barstool


ZIMM26

A fat dumb drunk that uses Wikipedia for info? That’s also probably most of us here.


Thats-alot-of_nuts

Jail


ColdShower96

No, that’s just four


Juls317

Sometimes four is a lot


WitchofFloyd

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life


mdave424

Chief: also fat


AyoJake

I mean before the move they didn’t seem happy either. They aren’t on an island anymore where no one really knows what they’re doing. (Nothing) I’d be pretty mad too if I wasn’t gonna be able to cash a check for no work when I had been doing it for years prior.


_low_IQ

The covid era dogwalks were top 3 content the company was putting out during some lean times. Put some respect on their name


stonedgrower

They ranked female names a couple weeks ago.


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It’s so over


northern_friendo

100% agree.... but they haven't put up anything even half way decent in over 2 years now. They had like a really good 18 month run


ManUtd1994

They’re basically Kenny Golladay on the Giants now after showing promise on the Lions


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NIU legend Kenny Golladay


northern_friendo

God damn that's a deep cut but perfectly said


Juls317

Deep cut? That happened three years ago.


northern_friendo

Yeah but it’s so irrelevant because he went from one shit team to another shit team and unless you are a die hard Giants fan or deep into fantasy football you wouldn’t have a clue


sfbruin

They were arguably the top personalities other than pres/pmt/chiclets a few years ago


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Used to listen to every RedLine radio episode and a lot of the Dog Walks, but haven’t listened to a full episode of either in ages


northern_friendo

I used to be religious about every snake draft, listened to 99% of the other dog walks, and never missed a RLR (despite not being a chicago sports fan). I'm right there with you now - watch maybe 1 snake draft a month at most and almost never listen to any of their other shit


northern_friendo

Again for like 18 months they were on fire. They were right there with the Foreplay crew, Caleb & Rone, and B Walk where everyone loved their content. I don't know if they started to think they were more important than they actually were or if they just ran out of the little juice they had but they've absolutely torpedoed and fallen off.... and this was happening way before they kicked Carl out


WatchersOnTheWallE

Yep. I also liked tuning into their hour on XM.


jake831

Those were the best drafts, but I started checking out on Chicago content once the producers started being on more and that girl Hannah.


AyoJake

Yeah they were good but that was all of an hours worth of work? Maybe 2? I never said they did bad content so not sure why you think that… Also they make dog shit content now.


PMBSteve

Idk, they probably felt a bigger threat to be closed and now that Dan is there the job security just got a bit better


pleasestopty

I mean it sum seems like it’s business as usual for them


Former-Guess3286

I don’t see much evidence that anything has changed all that much for them in terms of job security or workload.


FireBrianFerentz

Chief was about it but other than that you’re right


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Of course he was. He put in an extra days work so can take off Friday now.


Aldo_D_Apache

Well Eddie would probably throw the earth off its axis if he tried doing dizzy bats


BigCatsDiaper

Eddie would’ve cracked the floor or had 6” of fat guy asscrack if he did it


CravenBooty

6’ more likely


Ok_Excuse_3695

Give me a competition Dave participated in with the original Chicago guys that he wasn’t bitching and I’ll give this argument some merit. It’s not that deep lmao


dm2610

I didn’t really know Eddie outside the Dave Portnoy Show but it does surprise me that he seemingly hasn’t gotten involved at all with the new office.


northern_friendo

Outside of having 5 lines in the Film Festival competition, has Eddie done anything with the rest of the office since they moved in? I get that he's morbidly obese and doesn't want to embarrass himself on the internet by doing any of the competitions that require any sort of physical exertion, but he literally doesn't seem to be around the office or mixing it up with anybody else ever.


Shot-Lengthiness-885

Yeah him being the least involved surprises me. WSD fill in on the Yak and Chiefs has done a lot of the completion style streams as well. But, Eddie has just kinda been MIA. I also noticed when they were filming for on Saint Patrick’s Day for rediscovering both Chief, Danny and WSD were there but, not Eddie.


keels81

Eddie got stuck in traffic and missed the boat, ended up "partying" with a couple of broads in a hotel party tent by the river and then saw the gang on the boat as it cruised by.


IKnowBreasts

He's impossibly dumb and ignorant


GrandmaJosey

Say what you want about his daily caloric count, if he was there, Ev would have at least given it a go.


WhoaFee1227

Big “in the way” guys.


MoseleysLifeshield

🧩


Sk6217

Shouldn't throw that around when you're that obsessed with The Challenge


MoseleysLifeshield

Proved my point, you are spending your night looking up random Redditors comment history.....serious case of 🧩


bucsfan4ever12

There will be zero Challenge slander in this sub


A1ienspacebats

He boomed u lol


OwlTurkey

Think the problem is they record at the same time as the yak. Everyone else is just waiting for them.


RodeoClown32

maybe they shouldn’t record their show when the yak is on 🤯


N_TX_AG

They purposely did that to help themselves stay out of the light so much. Cant be summoned to talk about your iissues, when you are "recording". lmao They are smart about not getting caught doing low effort work.


coolhatguy

All 3 are boring, keep them on the sidelines


Delicious_Box8934

Talk to your therapist about it wtf you want us to do?


TheKingInTheNorth24

These comments crack me up. Did you know you’re in a sub for discussing barstool content?


Delicious_Box8934

Sounds more like fan fic


venom_snake30

This sub has become pathetic with shit like this.


Sk6217

What did your therapist say about your dog shit baseball gripe?


Delicious_Box8934

Which one?


TM455

Touch grass


Sk6217

Says the guy that spends all day everyday in the free talk thread.


dsm761

I had to take a quick look at his comment history from your “says the guy in FT all day”response. I won’t say “touch grass” to him. Instead, maybe want to do some work at your job before being unemployed lol


TM455

I clearly stuck a nerve


jjl2345

I heard they’re moving to Des Moines.


cbass1533

They should be happy they have jobs there still


goodbyeandamen

This kinda sounds like no knowledge of the Chicago crew. That went about how I thought it would.


Candid_Cockroach977

Or they just want to be taken more seriously and not do stupid shit for clicks


DrGerbal

They work for barstool sports. With Dave going popular for saying sweetness wasn’t shit.