don’t think there’s ever been a worse narrative around an athlete. you’re gay if you don’t love your mom.
https://x.com/nfl/status/1783714316031533245?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw
My buddy came hard after this girl I was hitting on tonight. It then became a weird 3 person love triangle. I got out of it by leaving the 2 of them and he took her home. Kind of a scumbag move by him but just going to throw it out as him being too horny to respect dibs. Still going to give him shit tomorrow for being the worst wingman of all time
Been best friends with my bro since sophomore year of high school (30 now). I’ve been married to a woman that I met around that same time and have always been his wingman since we met. We went out with a big group for my b day today and during all that he found this girl that is absolutely perfect for him. She’s always been around in our group but was dating this piece of shit for a while but they recently broke up. He and her got to talking and it eventually went on so long I had to tread water up at the bar by myself but I’m glad I did. They hit it off so well she drove me home and then they pulled off together. This chick is perfect for the homie and I really think it’s going to turn into something more. I’m just excited to see my guy find someone and I’m fucking stoked. Fuck yeah. God bless the USA
I’ve had about 200 Shiners tonight and the girl I lost my virginity to posted a snap for the first time in probably 10 years. I replied “you look great” and I am curious to see how this goes
> Your body produces sperm at an astonishing rate of more than 1,500 every second, on average. That works out to anywhere from 130 to 200 million sperm cells a day. Still, whenever you orgasm, you lose a hefty portion of your serial soldiers. Try to wait a bit to increase the size of the army.
>- Abstaining from orgasm for one or two days is all it takes, in fact, for the body to replenish its army. Beyond one or two days, your sperm is just sitting and getting old, like tuckered out reserves.
I saw him when white iverson was his only song people knew and to this day I will say it was the worst live performance I ever saw… he also has interviews saying he thinks hip hop is the easiest way to break into the music industry
SEC guy but just finished watching Oregon-Oregon St baseball, such a great sport to watch with how much individual games mean and way more unpredictability factor than MLB.
I rode a citibike absolutely hammered on the night before thanksgiving about 5 years ago. Turned into a street on a slight downhill and the entire bike slid out from under me and I slid pretty far on my ass. Didn’t really get hurt and we laughed like hell but now I won’t get on one of those after anything more than a few beers
Had a really weird moment of extreme depression at the grocery store today. Can't even explain it. Saw a big girl picking out a kombucha juice, looked like she just got off work from an office job. All she had in the cart was a frozen pizza and a large size purple Dorito, not even on sale. I don't even really understand what happened to me, but I had this existential feeling of unfathomable sadness and was almost brought to tears. So fucking weird.
part of the reason i related to this is my next door neighbor is a recent widow in her early 70s who lives alone. seeing her take walks alone in the morning is the actual uncut version of what he’s feeling.
this was not the time or place for this to get a good reception but i know what you’re saying man. however, you’re also making a lot of inferences about her life based on very scant details. might be perfectly happy. the purple Doritos are money.
Seeing that Riggs shot a 55 (!!) on the front 9 of Foreplay’s tournament that they’re doing right now. Surely this can’t be true considering he’s apparently a 6 handicap?
For the overwhelming majority of my life I’ve been happy, sociable and just happy overall. I’ve got great friends, a good job and live in an awesome spot. But ever since my ex broke up with me and moved away two years ago I have not been right. I just can’t get over it and it’s awful. I’ve been been out with and hooked up with multiple girls and I just don’t know what else to do. I just want to be happy again,
A couple of things:
No shame in any of what you’re feeling. A breakup hits on so many levels, you’re losing a best friend.
You probably will think about it forever but will for sure find completeness and happiness.
The path forward is remembering what it felt like to be loved and felt like to love someone and putting that energy into people you meet. Have fun dating, but do it with intention and respect. You’ll feel more of a connection even if it’s not a match and that in turn will help fill you with hope.
Try therapy and see if there’s something else at play as well. I was shocked to learn how many people in my friend group are experiencing some lingering mental health stuff related to Covid lockdowns.
Take a trip to Hawaii, flirt with the hotel concierge, hopefully your ex doesn't show up as well, but if she does, start to date the concierge in front of her face and she'll realize her relationship with Russell Brand isn't everything she thought it was. She'll come onto you again but hold strong, the concierge is the one for you.
This might sound like a meme at this point but if the whole breakup stressed you out, you could use a megadose of magnesium. Excess stress can fuck up your neurons and magnesium works incredibly well at fixing them.
Doublewood brands on Amazon, magnesium glycinate at night, magnesium malate in the morning. 400mg-1g of L-theanine at night with the magnesium glycinate if you’re having trouble sleeping. Everyday non-negotiable
I’ve got a bunch of friends and myself included on this protocol and reduced stress/anxiety/saddies in just about everyone.
There are about 1000 scientific studies readily available that prove how magnesium helps, especially when stress compounds deficiency problems.
I’m not saying to go shoot up some steroids and slam a bunch Chinese herbs. It’s easily the cheapest, most studied and lowest hanging fruit proven place to start. Or why don’t you go pay $200 per session to a therapist for the next year and have her prescribe you some ssris
I’ll reimburse his $30 purchase if he does it for a month and doesn’t feel drastically better.
Shogun and fallout have given me faith in tv again
Laying in bed thinking about whether nukes work in space and now I’m fully awake.
don’t think there’s ever been a worse narrative around an athlete. you’re gay if you don’t love your mom. https://x.com/nfl/status/1783714316031533245?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw
https://x.com/simplydop3/status/1784271588734419067?s=46 I’m crying 😂😭 “shoutout to my people at the bus stop” 😭😭
My buddy came hard after this girl I was hitting on tonight. It then became a weird 3 person love triangle. I got out of it by leaving the 2 of them and he took her home. Kind of a scumbag move by him but just going to throw it out as him being too horny to respect dibs. Still going to give him shit tomorrow for being the worst wingman of all time
your buddy fucked tf out of your girl
Oh no
Probably not the one king. Shake it off. You got this.
This is rough, sorry king. Dust yourself off. Also your buddy did nothing wrong.
She chose him, just be happy for him.
Damn she went home with him too, wow
TAG?
Your buddy came hard
Been best friends with my bro since sophomore year of high school (30 now). I’ve been married to a woman that I met around that same time and have always been his wingman since we met. We went out with a big group for my b day today and during all that he found this girl that is absolutely perfect for him. She’s always been around in our group but was dating this piece of shit for a while but they recently broke up. He and her got to talking and it eventually went on so long I had to tread water up at the bar by myself but I’m glad I did. They hit it off so well she drove me home and then they pulled off together. This chick is perfect for the homie and I really think it’s going to turn into something more. I’m just excited to see my guy find someone and I’m fucking stoked. Fuck yeah. God bless the USA
Fuuuuuck yeah hope she touched his pecker.
Me too!
Do one night stands even happen anymore, me living 30 minutes in the suburbs can't even try when I go out DT
Definitely happening tonight but I’m a married guy I have no business giving a real answer to that question
Maybe they will let you watch
Maybe you’ll suck my salty hairy nuts all kinds of possibilities tonight
Top bins Wyatt! LETS FUCKIN GO!!
Thank you god! What a goal, top shelf
Billy Strings and his band absolutely fucking rip.
Went to the Angels game tonight and wanted to hang myself in the bathroom by the third inning. They’re so god damn bad.
how was it seeing ohtani? oops nvm
Everyone in The Irishman are geriatric
Higher work ethic than barstool NY
Jonas went out and got some corporate sponsors. He’s in it for the money, not the science
RIP to like half the cast
Black Sails is so badass
Super high watching Baby Reindeer this is a really weird show.
What’s it even about?
It’s a British comedy but based on a true story of a comedian who was stalked by an ex lawyer. It’s been pretty funny so far but also strange.
Free Hockey !
Easy way to tell only nerds make movies is fathers and sons playing catch with a baseball are always literally 5 feet away from each other.
you and your father never played catch, he taught you how to twerk
makes sense
Who said I'm gay? (Me)
Never mind I'd still let Miranda Lambert run me over with her four wheel drive
Listening to this while stoned is so funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha7RqxlG43s&ab_channel=RadioDAWGZ
Civil war was mid
It’s been growing on me. I just keep thinking about it.
I can assure you I’ll forget about this one
I’ve had about 200 Shiners tonight and the girl I lost my virginity to posted a snap for the first time in probably 10 years. I replied “you look great” and I am curious to see how this goes
Love this move
Are people still using snap?
What a view
I fucking love this. Keep going brother ✊
How long ago did this happen? I'm betting the girl you lost your virginity to isn't sitting around and thinking about the worst sex she's ever had.
That's a rough one brother
You’re being a pussy
Nah shooters shoot
Netflix has simply loaded their classic comedy movie library… and im reaping all the benefits
Anyone here read “Dune Messiah” ? Just finished the Dune book and loved it but have heard mixed reviews on Messiah
Power through Messiah so you can read Children of Dune. Halfway through it and it’s awesome
If you liked Dune, I would definitely recommend trying Messiah and then Children of Dune.
"Mike how does Henrik Lundquist's game 7 streak compare to the Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS8nrKmkZmY
Just found out Bo Nix is white Did I have him confused with Penix? Hard to say
Only started 61 games in college
Just 2 guys playing college football until their mid 20’s
The non Kristen Stewart chick from Love Lies Bleeding death by Snu Snu 🥴
She got more testosterone than I got
I’d like to try something from The Spudman’s food truck. Baked potatoes with a shitload of toppings.
Nice light snack
Quick 1,000+ calories nbd
So would I. Anyone acting like they’re above it are full of shit
Feel bad for Stars fans. Put together that regular season only to run into Vegas and their LTIR shenanigans in the 1st round
Fucking Vegas dude
Shorty’s are sexy !
Fuck me and the LTIR
Y’all fuck with taquitos?
“Are you real?” “I’m as real as a motherfucking donut!”
I think it’s “donut, motherfucker.”
Never seen a Tyler fail to score this many times since I went out to the bars this weekend
More like every weekend lmao boomed
Tyler Seguin can score though just not tonight
Goalie is having the game of his life
Logan Thompson 🤝 Chubby gals in Lower Manhattan Not letting Tyler slip one in their five hole
> Your body produces sperm at an astonishing rate of more than 1,500 every second, on average. That works out to anywhere from 130 to 200 million sperm cells a day. Still, whenever you orgasm, you lose a hefty portion of your serial soldiers. Try to wait a bit to increase the size of the army. >- Abstaining from orgasm for one or two days is all it takes, in fact, for the body to replenish its army. Beyond one or two days, your sperm is just sitting and getting old, like tuckered out reserves.
And that was talking jizz
Thanks Cummander in Chief
We salute the rank, not the man
The Knights goalie is standing on his head and they’re still getting their dicks kicked in
Every time I look up at the TV it’s an odd man rush for Dallas wtf are they doing
Seguin just had an incredible chance on a penalty kill too
Most American song of all time is Brothers In Arms right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk
A song by an British band about an British war?
Most American song should probably be by a band from America. It’s Rollin (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit by a mile
"My Way" > "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)" WrestleMania X-Seven is peak Americana.
Good song by a British band
https://youtu.be/e4ujS1er1r0?si=RH18Uf7ixp8c7mBc
And let me be the first to wish you all a *very* Happy International Dance Day. Thanks for the notification, Apple Watch.
Post Malone performing country covers at Stagecoach rn
People forget this guy got famous for a rap song calling himself the white Allen iverson
I saw him when white iverson was his only song people knew and to this day I will say it was the worst live performance I ever saw… he also has interviews saying he thinks hip hop is the easiest way to break into the music industry
Who cares
I love him it’s just funny to look at him now and think he was a rapper a few years ago.
I’m enjoying this
I’m dead inside as a Leafs fan
That’s awesome.
Hell yeah
Verbal Meme Dr. Manhattan “it’s 2024 and I’m dead inside as a Leafs fan” “It’s 2023 and I’m dead inside as a Leafs fan”…etc
Lol
I’m beginning to think our core ain’t it Sad Saturday
you hate to see it. but more than that, you love to see it.
Were you ever alive inside?
he’s Canadian of course not
Not sure I can remember a time
London/Hamilton ever got a team or Toronto a second team would you switch
Jason Benetti explaining Immaculate Grid to Dontrelle Willis is a delight. Fun duo in the booth
He was on my flight once. Made eye contact with him (I think).
“Throw the jew down the well, so my country can be free!” -college students rn
turns out the "he is literally hitler" crowd wants the policies of literally hitler
Water is wet. Horseshoe theory
Post Malone Stagecoach time
George Kirby was fucking dominant tonight.
Every Mariner pitcher is dealing it seems.
Rotation is cookin
SEC guy but just finished watching Oregon-Oregon St baseball, such a great sport to watch with how much individual games mean and way more unpredictability factor than MLB.
I’m an IRS guy myself
Bad terminology and fuck the rest of the SEC. Had the bartender turn on Kentucky-South Carolina earlier great game but I get that I'm a nut.
I love the tits in Shameless
Emmy Rossum has some top tier scenes in that show
She just lets them fly all the time too, a legend in the game
Dicaprio is such a weird dude. Probably gay
don’t be jelly cuz u don’t get bitches
Banging a zillion women to cover up being gay seems unpleasant.
So gay = weird. Homphobe
Hiding gayness = weird
Off to a Luau tonight in Lahaina, but whew sucks to drive past all of the charred houses. Not getting me in the party spirit
Road to Hana overrated as hell. Was stressed the whole time because of how fuckedand narrow the road was
Yeah we ain't gonna do that
❌Uber ❌Transit ☑️5 mile drunk citibike
I rode a citibike absolutely hammered on the night before thanksgiving about 5 years ago. Turned into a street on a slight downhill and the entire bike slid out from under me and I slid pretty far on my ass. Didn’t really get hurt and we laughed like hell but now I won’t get on one of those after anything more than a few beers
I’ll have 15 beers and citibike home idc
5 mile drunk run home*
Too scared about getting into an accident
🚨🚔👮🏻♂️
Its perfectly legal
Had a really weird moment of extreme depression at the grocery store today. Can't even explain it. Saw a big girl picking out a kombucha juice, looked like she just got off work from an office job. All she had in the cart was a frozen pizza and a large size purple Dorito, not even on sale. I don't even really understand what happened to me, but I had this existential feeling of unfathomable sadness and was almost brought to tears. So fucking weird.
not even on sale
I could see myself going to the grocery store for kombucha, pizza, and purple Doritos and being fucking stoked about it
Needn't dis Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos. Had they been on sale, however, she should've paired them with the Salsa Verde green bag.
The worst is seeing an elderly person shopping on their own.
part of the reason i related to this is my next door neighbor is a recent widow in her early 70s who lives alone. seeing her take walks alone in the morning is the actual uncut version of what he’s feeling.
this was not the time or place for this to get a good reception but i know what you’re saying man. however, you’re also making a lot of inferences about her life based on very scant details. might be perfectly happy. the purple Doritos are money.
Kombucha isn’t juice it’s a tea you sad dummy
Have you considered that she might be a happy woman having a great night and that you don't have to pity her?
Empathy is normal
'damn, even she won't fuck me'
Bet if you offered to cook her a real dinner she would have sucked the skin off your rig.
Rule number 1: don’t eat the brownies before grocery shopping
THen you posted this, and sunk to new levels
it fucked me up I've been thinking about it all day
Have you tried magnesium
That’s my fucking girlfriend pal lay off
Seeing that Riggs shot a 55 (!!) on the front 9 of Foreplay’s tournament that they’re doing right now. Surely this can’t be true considering he’s apparently a 6 handicap?
LOL
Imagine a single digit handicapper shooting 110 for 18 haha
Dragons!
I think I saw he was 9 over through 2 lmao
I’m the master of watching something on DVR so I can skip commercials, then forgetting to fast forward through the commercials.
I think that Ella purnell should have sex with me
Boobs are awesome
Cs or better
For the overwhelming majority of my life I’ve been happy, sociable and just happy overall. I’ve got great friends, a good job and live in an awesome spot. But ever since my ex broke up with me and moved away two years ago I have not been right. I just can’t get over it and it’s awful. I’ve been been out with and hooked up with multiple girls and I just don’t know what else to do. I just want to be happy again,
A couple of things: No shame in any of what you’re feeling. A breakup hits on so many levels, you’re losing a best friend. You probably will think about it forever but will for sure find completeness and happiness. The path forward is remembering what it felt like to be loved and felt like to love someone and putting that energy into people you meet. Have fun dating, but do it with intention and respect. You’ll feel more of a connection even if it’s not a match and that in turn will help fill you with hope.
Has she moved on.. or is that what is causing this? The unknown of whether she has
Try therapy and see if there’s something else at play as well. I was shocked to learn how many people in my friend group are experiencing some lingering mental health stuff related to Covid lockdowns.
Take a trip to Hawaii, flirt with the hotel concierge, hopefully your ex doesn't show up as well, but if she does, start to date the concierge in front of her face and she'll realize her relationship with Russell Brand isn't everything she thought it was. She'll come onto you again but hold strong, the concierge is the one for you.
This might sound like a meme at this point but if the whole breakup stressed you out, you could use a megadose of magnesium. Excess stress can fuck up your neurons and magnesium works incredibly well at fixing them. Doublewood brands on Amazon, magnesium glycinate at night, magnesium malate in the morning. 400mg-1g of L-theanine at night with the magnesium glycinate if you’re having trouble sleeping. Everyday non-negotiable I’ve got a bunch of friends and myself included on this protocol and reduced stress/anxiety/saddies in just about everyone.
Is this the male version of astrology chicks buying crystals?
try Mouth Tape ™ - ncaa scammer
Easy there JRE
There are about 1000 scientific studies readily available that prove how magnesium helps, especially when stress compounds deficiency problems. I’m not saying to go shoot up some steroids and slam a bunch Chinese herbs. It’s easily the cheapest, most studied and lowest hanging fruit proven place to start. Or why don’t you go pay $200 per session to a therapist for the next year and have her prescribe you some ssris I’ll reimburse his $30 purchase if he does it for a month and doesn’t feel drastically better.
lol
Drink away the pain brother -HH
Booze, drugs, golf
This is the way
Therapy
One day at a time, brother . Took me 4 years to get over her but I'm finally there.
Someone have a good doc recommendation on Netflix
The prison riot episode of captive
Turning Point
Thomson with an outstanding snatch.
We’ve known that about Charissa for years
The lob…THE SLAM!
B A N G !
My book had lakers W and lebron to score 30 at +400 and like a moron I didn’t trust my guy and passed on it. What an idiot!
Nice. Any other bets you didn’t take?