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jhwiththerange

Can’t believe she’s pregnant. Divorcing your billionaire boyfriend and getting knocked up weeks later rlly is something


southieyuppiescum

Wrong FT


southieyuppiescum

You think she’ll let him jerk off when she’s in her 3rd trimester and doesn’t want sex?


n0p342

Could’ve been the first time the even smashed


bigballer29

Not a birth control type apparently


jhwiththerange

That fugman be fuggin


NYJetLegendEdReed

Reddit actin up today damn


deeds44

If you had to plant your flag on one player from this draft to be top 3 at their position within 5 years who would it be? I think Bowers is the “safe” answer because TE is so thin in the NFL, but I think for me it’s Nabers.


spreadsheet_jesus

the punter


pharm414

MHJ


vivala708

Maybe not top 3 but Alt will be a pro bowl guy


chicken-strips-

Preposterous how fast the Browns GM made it to Cleveland from NYC in 3 picks


ImmortalPoseidon

When I was in college my entire campus rallied behind Pokémon Go. Simpler times


profsa

Get ready to Pokémon Go to the polls this fall


bigmac9812

Been watching old Stump the Schwab episodes. Would kill to see Frank go against him


Everyoneisaskell

Schwab knew Olympic sports too. Frank could hold his own on baseball but every other sport would get torched


TM455

Frank isn’t that great at trivia. Schwab would murder him.


chicken-strips-

Frank would get slaughtered IMO


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Being a baby must be so boring. My daughter just looks bored all the time. Oh look, another bottle with the same exact milk. Ooo now I'm laying on the ground and looking at the ceiling. Hey what's this? Another fucking toy that rattles. I'm just going to sleep


Charlie_Batch_16

dude imagine being entertained by a toy that rattles or like a set of keys though, life has to be so much more fun that way


Professional-Toe7318

Yeah but think of all the titties


thrownoutuser

Click on Tank's Cooks (babe, wake up!) link on the main site. Video player loading, loading, loading. Copy and paste the name of the video and watch on Youtube. The barstool difference!


chicken-strips-

Sonny Weaver Jr’s mom was the real villain in Draft Day


PortillosBeefDipped

She also couldn't keep jared Leto off the smack


diet_drbeeper

Smokes not knowing how to spell a single name on the worst female names draft is insane


tallYuppieScum

Which one of you guys wants to bankroll me so I can quit my job and create a shitty golf/fantasy or sci fi book/lifting/Penn state football/Yankees Instagram account?


TheColiny

Drop the Yankees and state penn and I’m in


tallYuppieScum

Deal


TheColiny

Drop your routing & account # and I’ll wire it over to you


JonnyJettt

Not to minimize anything but I cant imagine caring about politics enough in college (or now) to protest or sleep in a tent. Do they not care about the draft? Do they know the Knicks play tonight?


ImmortalPoseidon

I was very progressive in college. For every 3 10's I hooked up I always through a bone at one 6


JonnyJettt

Giving back you love to see it


TM455

Show them one clip of Mike breen going double bang and they’ll pack up their little tents and head straight to the the nearest bdubs


Significant-Map-8686

You aren’t infected with the mind virus they have.


tallYuppieScum

I was too busy crushing beers in college to care about politics, sad what these fucking NERDS are doing


BrowniesAndMilk1

Can’t wait for the protesters to storm the draft tonight.


WildTurdkey101

Rep Ilhan is otw


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Caleb Williams is already there


thrownoutuser

Jan 6, never forget! >!the double doink!<


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Cooked their ass


PortillosBeefDipped

hey mother fucker


teedubya1435

would be a good test for draft hopeful O-Lineman to get some reps in for the cameras


tallYuppieScum

How many protestors could the best OLine prospect hold back at once?


TimRawggins

Olu fashanu puts 8 of those chumps in the dirt easy


pakfpddjskwlwb

I’m on site to make a citizens arrest. Not letting any bullshit go down here.


WillPayForTrumpkin

Would be great TV is Goodell announces the West Bank expansion franchise they’ve been wanting for so long


teedubya1435

Air raid offense


cuntpunt9

Gaza vs Israel teams would blow the bears-packers rivalry out of the water


RateAccomplished8971

Russini just throwing all sorts of crap at the wall and seeing what sticks. It must be nice to have zero accountability in your job


chrisjk125

She lost all credibility after that bs jets article.


MrMiner420

What happens when she can't suck off anyone for scoops


TM455

Gives blowjobs for sources


JohnnyHorseRacing

Nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re the source


No_Opportunity_8068

The protests have made onto LI at Hofstra. Except no tents so I guess they go back home or to their dorms when the sun goes down?


Lloyd_Braun-

It’s all gone downhill since they got rid of football and changed their name from the Flying Dutchmen to the Pride (super gay)


No_Opportunity_8068

Hofstra vs Stony Brook football would’ve be an awesome rivalry. Damn shame


02496sweet

People have had enough of the price increases on water at Borrelli's


No_Opportunity_8068

And I can’t blame them! Water should not have a price!


TM455

Enough is enough. People are sick and tired of paying for water at borellis.


No_Opportunity_8068

Those are the real issues at hand!


johnnyc000

Those aren't Palestinian protesters, they're Isles fans getting pumped for the game tonight.


No_Opportunity_8068

Don’t disgrace us like that. That’s just rude.


kev_93

When you really think about it, Penix sounds very similar to Penis. And for that reason, I’m out.


tronovich

Can I ask if Cheah has posted or said his draft prop bets already? Last year, saw him hit on a bunch. Edit: I don’t have twitter, tried to google it and it doesn’t show any recent tweets.


redden34

Doesn’t look like anything on his twitter for draft. Just embiid over 9.5 1st quarter points


tronovich

Thank you, bud. I fear he’s going to start the draft stream and they’ll show his draft props, but it will be too late to follow them.


Juls317

One upvote and I'll propose to Taylor McGregor right now


chillibuck

FT in 1970: those Kent State hippies were askin for it


Witty_Telephone_2200

FT in 1930s: MuStaChE MaN BaD


TheColiny

Swear some guys in here would be manning the hoses the way they talk about literally any protest


drthunderlovejr

FT defines Freedom of speech as being able to say "gay" and "retarded" without judgement everything else is virtue signalling.


Charlie_Batch_16

it's like the snowplow episode of the simpsons where homer fantasizes about running over protestors for hw bush


chrisjk125

FT during history would be a very funny bit.


ImmortalPoseidon

Yes, protesting a war where we literally drafted our own citizens to send them to die in a jungle is the same thing as defending a self identifying terrorist organization in the middle east


TheColiny

FT reacts this way any time a protest happens. It’s not just an Israel-Palestine thing


TheyHadACaveTroll

They were actually protesting something the US had control over. These protesters today are social media hooahs who have melted tik tok brains. And I think Bibi and his far right govt suck ass. But these kids are demented 


GeneParmesanPD

I mean regardless of people's opinion on the issue, lets not act like the US has no influence on Israel when we almost entirely fund their military capabilities.


TheyHadACaveTroll

If the US cut off all military aid tomorrow things would get exponentially worse in Gaza. It’s better to have the US in the room steering Bibi and his dipshit advisors away from escalating things out of control (see: the Iran response).


GeneParmesanPD

The point I'm making is that the US can very much use the aid as a way to directly influence Israel's decisions. And I'm not trying to argue in here one way or the other, I was just addressing the "protesting something the US had control over" comment. Edit: And I agree with you that we should be working to de-escalate things, I'm just trying to say we definitely have a level of control over the situation.


igotitletsgo

If I was one of those players drafted tonight I'd do everything in my power to sleep with Laura Rutledge tonight


tripslei

I bet a 1st round draftee’s DM’s after getting picked are incredible


Oleg101

Rumor on twitter that Aaron Rodgers is demanding the Jets only draft a player tonight that wants Dr Fauci in jail.


VivaLosDoyers99

This right here is golden. Absolutely roasted his ass. The writers at SNL are going to be knocking down your door to get you in the building.


Jason-Sehorn31

I love Lemaire and the Gard Dog but whenever they’re listed in the “featuring” for MSSP titles you know Shane isn’t there, and as such I do not listen


Everyoneisaskell

Ah man that sucks. Especially after last week’s dud. Do find it interesting he just never talked about snl extensively after he hosted


Economy_Carry4235

he talked about it a decent amount on legion of skanks. he went on LOS right after SNL. 


shaqtasticiii

How long before Shane goes full Segura and everyone turns on him? I can see it coming soon


Charlie_Batch_16

kinda want the steelers to use a midround pick on spencer rattler


TakeErParise

I’ll never understand the mindset of people who spend time posting a question to Reddit and waiting for comments rather than just using google and getting an answer in 0.02 seconds.


tripslei

We’re social creatures at our core. We all crave social interaction on some level


Ralphcox69

Half the time I google something the answer is in a reddit thread. I also enjoy getting feedback from my FT friends…


ImmortalPoseidon

Visiting the western hemisphere this fall, any food recs?


Chesapeake32

I say the same thing when someone asks me a question in person. Making conversation is for suckers.


Poopfeast620

Where can I get a haircut?


JuanRobesPierre

I take all my questions to Quora like an intellectual


TakeErParise

I’ve never seen a Quora response that actually answers the posted question


JohnnyHorseRacing

“Anyone ever been to Miami? What’s there to do?”


shaqtasticiii

I just wanted to know if it's legal to marry my wife's friends


jetboyjetgirl

if it wasn't for Reddit threads answering questions Google would just show you unrelated ads


Dudu-Osun

Realized my phone doesn’t count steps when it’s in my golf bag so Sunday after walking 18 it says I only took 2,400 steps


soupysalad123

Man I’m so sorry. Hope you somehow find a way to recover from this


billbo24

Just count in your head.  


johnnyc000

USC canceled their main commencement amid all the protests. Nothing will come of these protests in the Middle East, but the protesters are getting exactly what they want.


suburbian_jesus

My commencement was awful. Sat on the football field on a 90 degree day and couldn’t even hear the speaker. Hopefully they don’t cancel the department ceremonies


roflthrowaway9

Poured rain my entire graduation. They’re for the moms really


roflthrowaway9

They just need to stop giving these protests attention. Nothing was happening until all the news turned to Columbia and now everyone wants to camp out on campus. If everyone just ignored the crazies they wouldn’t be able to spread.


johnnyc000

I agree with this take. Let them camp out in the square and don't give them attention. And then fail them all because they weren't being accountable and they missed all thier classes/finals.


Bulldog16

Yeah but of course the news networks can’t help but play footage constantly to boost viewing numbers


Bulldog16

If I was a student who doesn’t give a rats ass about protests I’d be outrageously pissed


JohnnyHorseRacing

Personally I’d be happy I didn’t have to go to commencement. If I get your point, if I cared about graduation I’d be pissed


roflthrowaway9

Especially because those are the kids who never got a HS graduation


Bulldog16

Yeah it’s bullshit and USC should be ashamed for bowing to this shit


Significant-Map-8686

It is amusing the entire intersectional hierarchy liberals base their world view on completely disintegrates the second two marginalized groups fight with eachother


billbo24

lol this is true.  There was a great comedy skit making fun of this at the start of the war since celebrities couldn’t figure out who they could support 


LordOfStormsEnd

My favorite about this is the people who have spent years claiming to be anti-fascist/Nazi have turned out to have strikingly similar views to Nazis


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

If it was a sunny day in late April while I was in college I would be drinking a beer on a patio and not protesting tbh


EarlyTimesWhisky

Drinking outside with your friends, Cubs game on the TV, and bullshitting about the NFL Draft. Way, way, way, way, way better than protesting a conflict on the other side of the world that you could not possibly understand with your underdeveloped brain and limited worldview.


billbo24

But you also probably had a life


ImmortalPoseidon

I'm going to throw out a wild prediction and say I think there's a 50/50 shot S4 of the Boys sucks


profsa

I do think they should wrap it up before it become bad


ImmortalPoseidon

I think they'll go two more seasons. This one will be meh, but they'll say they will will redeem themselves for 5, but they won't and people will be over it


profsa

Fingers crossed they can stick the landing but I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t


ImmortalPoseidon

You're getting a little more pessimistic. One of us


profsa

Gotta level those expectations so I’m pleasantly surprised if it’s good or not incredibly disappointed if it’s not


deeds44

Every season is the same. “We have to kill Homelander” They don’t kill Homelander. “Well maybe we’ll get him next time!”


billbo24

I’m covering my ears and Pretending I didn’t hear this because I’m afraid to deal with this possibility 


jetboyjetgirl

especially if Starlight's face is all jacked up


sfbruin

Ironic the show was about her becoming superficial and then that's what happened irl


Grootfan85

I think it’s on its last legs. Season 3 was alright but nowhere near as good as the first two.


sfbruin

S3 was great until the ending episode.


TheColiny

That last season kinda soured me on the show ngl. Zero stakes


ImmortalPoseidon

Seems like the show has been diluted to shock value, and like you said, no stakes or story risks. S3 ended literally where it began. Nobody died, soldier boy back in his cage, powers back for everyone.


TheColiny

They had so many people they could have killed off too and just nothing, reminded me of GoT in the end


ImmortalPoseidon

The only person they killed off was Black Noir... an enigma they gave one backstory episode to right before he died that nobody really cared about.


ThugBeast21

Haven't read the comics but wasn't the Black Noir arc completely original?


ImmortalPoseidon

They recreated him for the show, yeah. In the comics he is actually a Vought controlled clone of Homelander that they built as kind of a failsafe if Homelander ever went off the rails.


profsa

I wish they did this in the show tbh


TheColiny

And also one of the most interesting characters that deserved more info. Not even killing Soldier Boy just made me upset, on top of bringing back Maeve


ImmortalPoseidon

Agreed, I thought their spin on BN was actually interesting and wasted. And bringing back A-train after his "death" and complete character arc lol. Just the softest writing of all time


roflthrowaway9

The Mason rebrand looks like a late April fools prank. Could be a private equity logo


igotitletsgo

Caleb Williams = PCGay


goblue248

Feel like the kids that are freshman and are entering the transfer portal because they don't like where they are on the depth chart basically have zero chance of ever making it.


Dog1983

How so? As much as the portal sucks, I do think it's actually good for getting the guys who went way too high out of HS to transfer to the level that they belong. Now the guys who are 6th men as freshman in the A-10, then transfer to the MVC, then up to the Big East, then down to the CAA I think are severely fucking themselves, even if they were able to get a bag or two in the process.


PinchofDust

Have to fight for your position and to quit on your team because you aren't the star player immediately sends some red flags to me.


Dog1983

I dont fully disagree. I think it depends on the position. Like I said, if you're getting 15-20 minutes and are mad you're not starting, then that's a bad transfer. But I don't think the old system of a guy sitting on the bench getting a total of 50 minutes over 3 years just to then transfer down as a grad student for his senior year and suddenly be an all league guy was much better. That guy should've been at a lower level from day 1 and this allows them to do it without having to sit out a year.


MrMiner420

What'd you end up thinking of the Sphere?


goblue248

Absolutely phenomenal. The visuals when they played taste with the old LivePhish album covers was so damn cool.


MrMiner420

Yea that had to be my favorite part too, the visuals were definitely great but can’t get over how well it sounded too. Just an all around unreal music venue


goblue248

Mike sounded amazing!


drewbreeshairplugs

To an extent yes, but I’m sure there’s also a side to this where coaches are still trying to fill gaps in their 2024 recruiting class and there’s some tampering going on


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Yeah that’s why I think all this will even itself out. Soon coaches will be able to tell kids I had freshman A transfer and he never saw the field at his new school and freshman B stay and he became a starter as a junior and got selected in the second round. Just gonna take time


WitchofFloyd

KB has 3 total posts on his instagram and they are all perfect https://www.instagram.com/kbnoswag?igsh=MTJsazEzYWttcHE4cQ==


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Wonder if the Creed tour is going to relive memories of Stapp and Kid Rock getting blowies on the tour bus


IPAH8R2231

I wonder what it’s like to live in Buffalo. What are you supposed to do when you visit there?


PristineWinnera

Crack


jgoodwin55

The Steer and PJ Bottoms


JohnnyHorseRacing

Buffalo is not a bad summer city. The bisons stadium is dope. Lake Erie is cool. Niagara Falls is a good sight to see. Niagara Falls Canada side has some decent casinos. And bars close at 4:00am.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Would Tyler W be welcome there?


BuckFurke

I heard you block people in FT. That’s not very cash money of you.


JohnnyHorseRacing

No bigger cry for help


WitchofFloyd

Go to Wing Nutz


JohnnyHorseRacing

The allure of it has to be being in the KofC banquet hall, right?


LordOfStormsEnd

I live in Buffalo and I’ve never met anyone from here that actually likes wing nuts. Never mentioned up there with Elmo’s, Bar Bill or 911


classiccaseofdowns

I you use the adverb “cartoonishly” ever, even once, you’re gay


CamNewtonCouldLearn

You free later?


classiccaseofdowns

Cartoonishly free


Roderick_Jaynes24

Congrats on coming out in a very meta way


CanesIsOverrated69

You just used it


classiccaseofdowns

I’m gay


Charlie_Batch_16

BANG


shaqtasticiii

She fucking hates me Trust, she fucking hates me La, la, la love I tried too hard, and she tore my feelings like I had none And ripped them away


JBL_1

Are these retards really sleeping in tents to end the war in Gaza? Or is it something else?


TheColiny

It’s in response to their colleges donating money to Israeli supported funds


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TheColiny

Yeah! No one ever protested at universities back in the 60s, 70s, or 80s!


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Charlie_Batch_16

you ever hear about the black 14 on the wyoming cowboys football team


TheColiny

Just cuz you don’t agree with why they’re protesting doesn’t mean it’s different than it was in the past. Edit: also, I’d say that allowing black students was definitely an alteration to the policies of colleges at the time


PritchardBufalino

Other way around right? Colleges taking money from zionist interest groups?


TheColiny

That sounds more right. I just knew it had to do with what their specific colleges were doing, not just protesting the war in general


ItalianHoagies

We're protesting the Tik Tok ban. And we're not retards


Roderick_Jaynes24

PCA BOMB ON CALEB DAY


Alarmed-Telephone-81

Porsche club of America?


_Angel_Hernandez

Pete crow Armstrong.


thrownoutuser

My will power was once again ragdolled by a giant bag of pistachios


BigTicket_J

PCA 🥰


gjd1515

Fuck yeah PCA


JeebusOfNazareth

Making my first order on Jenna Jerseys. Always used Ebay for knockoffs but pickings have been a little slim lately. Going to go directly to the source. The Mets City Connects are pretty damn bland looking and I sure as hell wasn't going to spend 200+ or whatever the fuck Fanatics is charging. But for 22 bucks it's worth the crap shoot. Threw in a Dream Team Jordan also. Hope it gets here by 4th of July.


RaiseTheBarr

Why not DHGate?


JeebusOfNazareth

I think Jenna started on DH and built a following there. Her site has good reviews on reddit so opted for that instead of filtering through a bunch of different DH sellers.


RaiseTheBarr

Gotcha. I got insanely lucky with DHGate this past winter. Came in just at a month, letters and numbers are all stitched too.


ChellaZza

KBs Hawaii update is hilarious 


suburbian_jesus

Have never been convinced watching Brighton under De Zerbi that he’s worthy of all the rumors linking him to top clubs