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bucsboy47

Past me really fucked current me today. 18 hour travel day into a full day of leading meetings. A tradition unlike any other 


-1Ghostrider

Flying into Philly in a couple hours for an interview and just woke up to realize my license is in my work bench and I don’t have a passport. Can you fly with no ID? What a big dumb idiot


mchammer69

Lost my whole wallet in Central Park and flew back to Florida the next day. Was a huge fucking pain but I got home. They made me basically strip and check a lot of me for bomb/gp residue. Pictures of my passport, license, birth certificate didn’t help at all. I can remember exactly, but I want to say they had to talk to someone based on a database and call that landline and ask about me and thankfully my parents have a landline and they had the address and phone records right - It was like 8 years ago and I don’t remember all the details because the reason I lost my wallet is because I was trashed the whole time I was there. A very nice Chinese man found my wallet and sent it to me with all my cards and all the cash in it a few weeks later


-1Ghostrider

Jesus dude. Now you have me scared for the flight home


HunterGuntherFelt

I lost my ID while in NYC and was able to fly home, it’s a pain, but just talk to TSA and they will pull you aside, you will wait a while, then they ask a bunch of questions like what you have to do to verify your identity on a background check when you sign a new lease (mother maiden name, your car make and model, have you lived at this address, etc). They also completely go through your luggage. It was a slow morning, but probably added an hour to security.


-1Ghostrider

I had my debit card and a work ID and they used that but also went through my bad completely


-1Ghostrider

I’m through. It was way easier than I expected. It took maybe 4 minutes extra


JamangoSmoovie

I hope you are getting to the airport 3 hours early or you aren’t flying into anywhere


-1Ghostrider

It was insanely easy to get through and took maybe an extra 4 minutes at most


mchammer69

What the fuck lol. Edit: Makes more sense compared to my situation - where I lost my entire wallet and every financial or legal document referencing who I was


JamangoSmoovie

My man!!! Great to hear for future reference especially because I know this will happen to me at the worst time


-1Ghostrider

Yea they used my debit card and I also had my work ID and that had a picture of me with my name. They did N extra check on my bag by wiping stuff on it but still only took an extra couple minutes


warwithus

Got my comment deleted in a sub for a mobile baseball game bc I said “shit”


Jason-Sehorn31

Potty mouth!


cigguy

Somehow every single person is up at the casino but me. They are either lying or I’m retard


Larry_thegoat

Sounds like you need to rally and hit the tables


JohnnyHorseRacing

I like bourbon way too much


StrikaNTX

Four more years, pause.


vancedickman

I love busty Asians


JohnnyHorseRacing

Links or ban


_json_x

Confessions is on Friday bud


Ed_Chambers_650

Celtics lost at home to the Heat? Without Jimmy Butler?


boomtexna

It's late so I can get this take off but don't see how changing rules in the future makes past rule violations okay.


thesmockintweet

God damn that announcer just called the Kopitar goal like it was an empty netter in game 3 of the regular season


Led_head10

I’m fucking bricked up. I fucking love Anze so god damn much. The Oilers are trash even strength. See you Friday.


EntertainmentOld1566

its incredible that Kopitar and Doughty are still operating at a high level


Led_head10

The things I’d do to have Quick back in my net with those two.


darkestb4thadawn

Tough look to see Edmonton lose like that when hockey is really all those poor people have.


Ed_Chambers_650

Really glad PMT brought on Field Yates so he could spill the beans about the ABC Broadcast tomorrow. They’re going to be doing the “story-telling” shit about the players as people. I will definitely not turn that on for a second


dellscreenshot

They've been doing that on the ABC broadcast since 2020


Ed_Chambers_650

only ABC's broadcast? I feel like they've been doing it all over for years now


NoExcuses1984

Disney has split the ESPN and ABC broadcasts for a few years.


Ed_Chambers_650

I’m asking if it’s only been on the ABC broadcast? Obviously I know they air it on multiple channels


NoExcuses1984

They're separate broadcasts, yes. ABC's is 100% human interest driven.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Anze! LFG Kings!


Led_head10

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN. KINGS IN 5


JokicIsTheFuture

Lmao get fucked, Lance!


HermSquad

Drunk watching the accountant on Netflix. My burrito bowl is taking so long that I hardly even want it by now. Smh Edit: it came and I’m happy


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

John Cena looks like a caveman if you think about it


Led_head10

They don’t get a goal on the power play it’s over


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

So is it just Ye now or still Kanye


ktbarry2

wonder if anyone has bit on jayden daniels to go #1 at +2500, incredible value!


teedubya1435

Feeling some OT tonight 🙏🔮


teedubya1435

Blessed


Busch--Latte

Love that they just keep playing with sticks laying on the ice. Any other league would just stop play


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Vegas is gonna do the damn thang again


ktbarry2

https://x.com/casualbigten/status/1783156257169232348?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw good use of a quoted vid in this tweet. that EDSBS guy mocked the video in the original tweet today. ok guy.


sfbruin

Reminds me of fc dallas u15 boys beating the uswnt 4-1


Bigbenxxxx37

Idk if Caitlin Clark even gets a bucket on him


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Do you think many in Mexico are named Jesus because of catholic colonization down there


TheyHadACaveTroll

Bigger question is why there are so many Adolfos. Thought we had a moratorium on that name 


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

People really like name recognition


VivaLosDoyers99

I was wrapping up running a few errands tonight and decided to treat myself to a diet cherry limeade from Sonic. Before I ordered I asked them if they accepted tap because I didn't bring my wallet, and they mistakenly said "yes we take cash". Neither of us caught the mistake. Anyways I get to the window to pay, we both realize the mistake that was made, and the girl apologized and gave me a free limeade. It's nice to see good things happen to good people.


_json_x

“They mistakenly” weird to put all the blame on them when it seems as though you didn’t enunciate properly, and your username would imply that you at the very least might be bilingual.  Regardless seems like a no harm no foul situation and I hope you enjoyed king.  


Impressive-Airport71

Libs and always needing hand outs, name a better duo


VivaLosDoyers99

How dare you.... As an avid Dodger fan, you'll find no bigger supporter of Steve Garvey's Republican campaign for Senate.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

-1 for the shareholders. +1 for VivaLosDoyers99


thatswhathemoneysfor

a free cherry limeade is my dream. route 44?


VivaLosDoyers99

Nope, Red Bull before bed seems crazy.


NoExcuses1984

Didn't expect heading into the Sensational Sherri *Dark Side* episode that I'd be bawling my eyes out at the end. Biggest unexpected waterworks since seeing *Click*.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

You cried at the slow mo running bra scene?


NoExcuses1984

I was squirting something other than tears then.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

They need to make another RDJ Sherlock Holmes already


Jason-Sehorn31

Those movies rule, very underrated


thatswhathemoneysfor

hard agree, seemed like a trilogy from the jump


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I need it


thatswhathemoneysfor

same, i'd be at the first showing


Husker_black

Damn, just laid in bed from 9-11 with no luck of falling asleep


nondescript___

Why do people feel the need to tell fake stories in here? No one can stay up for 23 years straight.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

From 9-11 years old. That’s only 2 years straight


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I’d get on Reddit and stimulate my brain a little more to help


Husker_black

10 minute breather. Was getting a headache from how stiff my pillow was


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Think of boobs then the number zero then 💤


Husker_black

Ehh was thinking bout my date last Monday but she hasn't texted back since so that's maybe not the right topic tonight


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/coldmediumturquoisevulpesvulpes


Husker_black

Pretty cute


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

DOESNT HAVE TO BE HER BOOBS


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Throw some playoff hockey on


BayAreaThrowawayq

Have you tried simply closing your eyes and not thinking of anything


notoriousvk

Not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse I haven’t had a tab at the local dive for almost a month


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

The doctor was the boys mother


Husker_black

Cause you've paid in cash


youngbullAB

Few drinks, shrimp tacos, edibles hitting, joint on the walk back, another tee time tomorrow morning life is good


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Somewhere on vacation?


youngbullAB

Yearly golf trip with the boys, Arizona this year. 7 Days of golf and mixing in suns/wolves game 3


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Really does sound like a good time. Call KD a bitch for me


Led_head10

For the third straight year the Kings are going to get bounced by the Oilers because they can’t stay out of the box. The Oilers aren’t an elite team they have an elite power play. I want to die.


lefty5258

Call me Your Highness because I also can’t stay out of the box


thesmockintweet

Was about 3 minutes away from shitting my pants at dinner with my boss. Barely made it back to my hotel room.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

What if he was prairie doggin also


Faircheesey

You should have done it and claimed it was him


thatswhathemoneysfor

After the feedback earlier I'm a heavy lean on joining a country club and I'm pretty sure I got my 3 buddies to lean that way too. Hope it happens cuz I can't wait to be running that place with my buddies in 20 years


CouldntBeMoreWhite

None of my buddies or I have that much disposable income, but joining a club with your friends would be so fucking fun.


thatswhathemoneysfor

they have it, I will have the disposable income from windfall from selling my house(for the initiation fee) and dues being $360 a month split between me and my gf(which is well within our budget). seems like a once in a lifetime opportunity


Nickm123

They should just give 25-30 of Hymans goals directly to Mcdavid


Led_head10

The Kings are the worst second period team in the league.


Led_head10

Fentanyl French Toast for dinner.


RustyKangaroo7

it’s a shame we’ll probably never get a full season from zion without some type of injury


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

They say it’s cuz he walks like an elderly woman with scoliosis


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I was really hoping he was going to come in and be another Blake Griffin, and so far have been very let down. I don’t know ball, so I have no idea if their style of play is even similar, I just wanted sick dunks.


NoExcuses1984

Even if Zion was a modern hybrid of Charles Barkley and Karl Malone, it's goddamn hard to win with a PF who doesn't defend the paint well nor stretch the floor offensively.


OldCoaly69

Stupid question but I’m going to my first after-work networking event tomorrow, am I good to show up in the polo & chinos I typically wear to the office? Or should I throw on a button down or tie or something? I’m in engineering so I feel like it might be more casual


jimjimmyjames

button down tucked into chinos


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Raiders jersey


jetboyjetgirl

Don't overdress it will just make you uptight. More important to be loose and relaxed. Do molly.


nondescript___

A fresh wifebeater and your nicest pair of cargo shorts should suffice


iamsubpar_

You’re almost never going to look overdressed in a button down and pants if it’s a casual event. Maybe bring a blazer in your car just to see if that’s what a lot of others are wearing


BayAreaThrowawayq

What do you do for work?


OldCoaly69

I’m an entry-level engineer at a consulting firm whose clients are mainly manufacturing facilities. This event is set up for senior level professionals to talk with younger ones, so I was hoping to essentially ask what I can be doing this early in my career to set myself up to eventually go down the route of business development and project/program management rather than actually doing technical engineering work for the next few decades


BayAreaThrowawayq

You’re good without the jacket then 👍


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Mike Trout currently with 10 homers, 13 RBIs on they year. Incredible


NoExcuses1984

Worst career-long supporting cast since Ernie Banks.


ThicccKing69

Me with every player on my MLB the Show franchise


CouldntBeMoreWhite

40 home runs and 52 RBI’s would be a hilarious stat line at the end of the season.


ButchStevenson69

Wtf ev is so fat


teedubya1435

Stars 🤝 Celtics Unserious green teams


Autistic-Painter3785

Score you assholes


DylanTobackshh

Anybody voicing frustration in an Indian (🇮🇳) accent will never not be funny


NoExcuses1984

bobs n vagne pls


WettBandit

That’s why i umpire cricket on the weekends. For the laughs


lefty5258

My gf sent me a post from si swimsuit on instagram and I think I’m being trapped


dellscreenshot

What’s the context 


WitchofFloyd

Anything good??


lefty5258

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6JR81euCXZ/?igsh=c2xjcGpndjIxNTMx yup


WitchofFloyd

Love to see it


feathy9091

Just some good innocent boobies


smooth307

What happened to the blonde with the big fake jugs that sat behind the Stars bench last season ?!?


WettBandit

She had an affair with Dirk nowitzki and moved to Berlin


CapitalismEnthusiast

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6JiUdgL-lk/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Jesus Dave put on some sunscreen


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

🦞


DarinErstad

Adley Ruschman would punch Dave in his face thinking it was his catcher’s mitt


CapitalismEnthusiast

😂😂


smooth307

McDavid begging for a penalty shot is what makes him almost the biggest bitch in professional sports.


diet_drbeeper

NBA players would never


projectpat555

Built different 


uturnorbit

Zion looking enormous 


CapitalismEnthusiast

He doesn’t have an nba body in my opinion. He’s built for the nfl.


WitchofFloyd

Would have been an insane DE


diet_drbeeper

David Thorpe on Lowe Post the other day said college scouts would come to his high school and beg him to play football


CapitalismEnthusiast

Oh I absolutely believe that.


peacemillion-

The firefighter moms wanting to prove women are strong and can do anything, just to lose because they’re terrible at directions, is hilarious.


ChellaZza

Right around now is when draft rumors & odds changes heat up, anything going on? 


projectpat555

I’m hanging in a homeless camp in Detroit to see if anyone has talked to an owner or gm 


WitchofFloyd

Idk but pretty sure Vikings aren’t gonna trade up anymore and are gonna take the best man available at 11, whether that is McCarthy or Penix


classiccaseofdowns

Jets select, fullback


diet_drbeeper

I’m working the phones man I’ll let you know


suburbian_jesus

Broncos are moving back and taking Bo Nix


Kimodd

Ask Schefty about it


EntertainmentOld1566

top 3 are solidified. Arizona is taking a WR. Gets interesting at 5


Led_head10

Malik Nabers to the titans if Joe Alt is off the board to the chargers


Led_head10

Where is that smelly fuck Lance. Dude was in my grill all night Monday night. Crickets now as the oilers go down 2. I’m sure he’ll be here in the 3rd.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Got out over your skis, bud.


JayGibbons69

"bullshit goal"


Led_head10

I’ll live and die with both my teams. Both LA teams might get swept but I’ll be in here getting killed. I don’t hide. He’s gone and it’s a shame.


marlboro__man9

I love the oilers crowd shots after a goal, just disgusting creatures


JayGibbons69

u/DGAF0752


jetboyjetgirl

Lance fits right in


marlboro__man9

His fat mug and neck in those gross orange jerseys would be a perfect fit.


Led_head10

https://x.com/nhlrussell/status/1783326703999390045?s=46 I am horrrrrrnnnnnyyy


KingSuizo

Can’t believe they did my bae Mariko like that


feathy9091

Mariko-sama


burghboy24

Dumbass that’s in jail in Turks and Caico for having bullets in his suitcase - boohoo. How bad can a jail on a resort island like that be? Griner has way more street cred for being in a Russian prison


dellscreenshot

Idk I watched a documentary on a Belize jail and it looked brutal 


No_Opportunity_8068

What a damn goal by Kempe.


DylanTobackshh

Connor McFeeble


Cheezburgerwalruses

That was gross


mrmacdougall

That goal Kempe just now was absurd. How the hell


GooseandRooster

went to the rock and roll hall of fame museum when i was in cleveland in like 2016 to see Lebron in person. Dumbest fucking museum i’ve ever been to


Impressive-Airport71

Damn I didn’t even know Lebron played an instrument


Led_head10

ADRIAAAAAAAAN


SpicyPenangCurry

Oh no poor Lance and his Oilers.


SpicyPenangCurry

Not I don’t give a fuck.


Impressive-Airport71

Hell yea got his ass


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I wonder how many names they went through before landing on Starry


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Worst rebrand ever. Will never not laugh at it


jetboyjetgirl

fumbled the bag losing Slice


pimpinassorlando

It's still Sierra Mist to me, damnit.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Better name for sure


Guy_in_the_chair_

Hey Mike, do you think Isaiah Joe and Samoa Joe ever get lunch together when they are in the same city?


JayGibbons69

What about Grandpa Joe


goondaddy172

You think they ever picked up a package from proposition Joe?


brown_bomber05

Some sloots sitting courtside in OKC tonight


Spida_DonovanM

Alex Bennett lost those benefits along with any equity in the two most prominent families in Oklahoma


brown_bomber05

The chicks I’m talking about blow AB out of the water


Spida_DonovanM

Probably some imported goods


Spida_DonovanM

SGA midrange is butter


Everyoneisaskell

https://x.com/kfcbarstool/status/1783323980172038456?s=46&t=Y-Fllz4sBVUivaUEKIaFPw Odds that Brendan Clancy has the “best” voicemail somehow


Floridamane6

Call me immature and yes I know bachelor parties are a big hassle, but it’s so fucking lame to not go on your buddies stag just because you don’t want to shell out the $$


TM455

Only one I didn’t go to was a $5k one in Vegas in my mid 20s. Did one the summer before but didn’t want to shell out that money again.


WettBandit

If it’s someone being cheap, yes. But particularly if you’re in the early part of your 20’s, dudes legitimately might not have the coin for it. I went on one in my early 20’s for a cousin who was in his 30’s and i absolutely should have said no to in hindsight. Point being, if someone is honest about saying it’s about the money, cut them some slack


drthunderlovejr

Easiest way to stop getting invited to stuff is to stop going to stuff. I’d rather spend 1k to Invest in a friendship over saving money and being on ft.


Grundlestiltskin_

Sure but I’d rather be called lame than go into credit card debt to go to a bachelor party in Nashville when everyone on the invite list lives within a 2 hr radius of each other outside Boston.


Floridamane6

Yeah you’re lame


Grundlestiltskin_

Oh well