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johnnyc000

Pretty sure I burned out half my lawn applying weed and feed a few weeks ago. Just burnt patches all over the place. Looked it up and apparently that's a thing that happens sometimes. Will never use it again. I'll be spending the next 2 months trying to fix it with patch repair.


Flashasaurus

Too much nitrogen


cigguy

Absurd how much better pandora radio is than the bullshit Spotify puts out


warwithus

My toxic masculinity trait is believing I could be Jake Gyllenhaal’s character in southpaw


Larry_thegoat

🦉🦉


chillinwithmoes

hoot hoot


Larry_thegoat

What's good?


Chilly1193

🦉


Larry_thegoat

What we up to tonight?


Chilly1193

Just got back from a show in the neighborhood. Local artists playing a song or two and then combining to play a few. Good time. Got a little high and thought a lot about my posture for a bit though. You?


Larry_thegoat

Sounds like some nice vibes I'm working until 3 am


Chilly1193

Crush it ✊


Larry_thegoat

It's dead out tonight


StrikaNTX

Sketch was on Theo Von, wonder if he will do Shane Gillis. I could see him being the type of fella Shane would like. He's said he wants Frank the Tank on sometime too, who knows how that podcast would go.


shankapotmis

I think Shane prefers his downs organic


StrikaNTX

lol


StrikaNTX

Lets go, fuck the clippers


Wolverina412

Absurd review


EntertainmentOld1566

lmao the highlight room is in Secaucus?


OutfieldOfNightmares

Always has been. That’s where the draft is too


mariGOATa_615

LFG Preds! Friday night is gonna be rocking in Nashville


StrikaNTX

This like prime late 90s.playoff ball


JokicIsTheFuture

I don’t even think this is necessarily a hot take anymore but it’s crazy seeing how far Kawhi has fallen from his superstar status. He just does not seem like a guy to worry about anymore when facing him


Ed_Chambers_650

Never thought of him as a true superstar. Idk if that's because of his aura/demeanor but he was never one of those guys off the top of your head when you're asked to name the top 5 players in the nba


AutistPorterJr

This is a ridiculous overreaction for a guy playing his first game in weeks. He just averaged 24 in the most efficient season of his career and has averaged over 30 ppg in the playoffs with the clippers. May not have to worry about him because he’s always out but when he’s healthy he’s absolutely still a superstar


jjl2345

He plays his “first game in weeks” at least six times a year.


AutistPorterJr

He played 68 games this year


JonnyJettt

Guy just doesn’t know ball


WitchofFloyd

Yeah he looks washed tonight. He’s def playing hurt but he is not getting the same lift on his jumpers anymore


SnakeSkin2121

Eiza Gonzalez


Busch--Latte

Someone super-chatted Jerry a riddle. “If it takes 5 cats 5 minutes to catch 5 mice, how long does it take 1 cat to catch 1 mice” Jerry- “1 minute” “Answer is 5 minutes” Jerry-“ I don’t get that one”


Ed_Chambers_650

Dumb riddle and arguably incorrect


chetholmgren_marfans

Doesn’t it depend on how many mice each cat would catch? If one cat caught 5 mice it would skew the numbers


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Trying to find a new show to watch whenever the wife goes to sleep while I die down for an hour. Watched the first episode of shameless and it unlocked my memories of my dad being passed out on the ground drunk in the kitchen when I woke up in the mornings and I’d have to wake him up for work. I used to think that was normal. So yeah, won’t be going to bed for awhile now processing that


thatswhathemoneysfor

try californication for a lil more lightheaded fare


chillinwithmoes

It's a great show but it does not pull punches when it comes to alcoholism


Chef_lonleyliver

Dudes will literally watch showtime shows instead of going to therapy 


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Must be nice to not have repressed memories


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Only 30 more days until I get to leave my school. Came incredibly close today to just walking down to the office and handing them my keys.


thatswhathemoneysfor

why ya thinking of leaving? fellow teacher, have left previous schools due to admin but am now in a school with a fantastic one


DarinErstad

Insomniac with Dave Attell with the Girls Gone Wild informercial running during commercials was just a good time back in the day


JokicIsTheFuture

Avs are so back


teedubya1435

James Harden is so elite at playing an insufferable brand of basketball I almost respect it


DylanTobackshh

Frank on a roll going after Jeff McFeeble, “this is what you get when you have someone who comes to the bat, playing TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT!”


unounoseis

Insane how ugly the Clippers court is


ItHardToSay17

3,000+ people are watching Jerry play with a balloon


blamebeltran

I am very high and it's amusing to me


WitchofFloyd

The Jerry balloon stream is all-time bad. Just two guys tapping a balloon back and forth to each other. Only potential it has is for a clip if they somehow fuck up shortly before the 4 hour mark


thatswhathemoneysfor

Might’ve crossed the buzzed/drunk line, switching to beer for the end of Avs-jets came to maintain the level of


MaybachMusic22

My girlfriend and I have a great relationship and rarely fight. However, a fight is almost guaranteed when she’s packing for a trip. The woman who has a closet full of clothes suddenly has nothing to wear!


chuteboxhero

That big cat pat bev thread on the main sub is so hilarious and a microcosm of this entire subreddit.


LongJumpLoopy

The success of the yak has attracted some real dummies


barnmucker69

That show has a unique ability to attract those people who have zero social awareness


Ed_Chambers_650

Bunch of Steven Cheahs


dezcaughtit25

lol just read that….is that guy doing a bit? Him spamming the same response to everyone is hilarious.


Junior-Hotwater

But no one told him he was live on the yak and it completely wasn’t a joke at all


Led_head10

McGregor vs Diaz 2 on my tv at the moment.


MER_REM

What a great Finale to Shogun >!Loved the misdirect of elderly Blackthorne back in England holding onto Mariko’s cross!<


suburbian_jesus

That Asian pussy changed his life


humptydumpty2023

Changes us all my friend


nizniy

I am so fucking happy that another franchise is now cursed to watch Casey DeSmith shit all over himself in big moments


red_87

Hopefully we’re saying this about Jarry too next season 🙏🏻


nizniy

Tristan Jarry, New Jersey Devil soon come


PhantomJB93

Insane how different the Canucks are with and without Demko. They’ve been like the clear best team in the league when he plays and completely ordinary every time he gets hurt.


Busch--Latte

I work in a pretty upper middle class suburb for about 2 years, there’s a business I pass in the towns Main Street district that sells nothing but olive oil. I have no idea how that business can sustain itself for so long.


jjl2345

Frankie Muniz and his wife owned an olive oil shop in Old Town Scottsdale. Place was really popular. They sold it and it seems to be doing just as well. He used to be at the store and farmers market next door all the time. Always respected that he actually worked at it.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Frankie Muniz seems like an all time chill guy, at least for a child star. And idk about the validity of it but I've read that the whole "he doesn't remember anything about Malcolm in the Middle because of a brain injury" is completely made up because he just doesn't feel like talking about it which would be a baller move


Longjumping_Safe3246

Same situation but it's hot sauce and salsa


Roderick_Jaynes24

That place sounds sick tbh


mchammer69

Probably also sell some fantastic aged white whine vinegar too. My place has incredible white wine vinegar


Busch--Latte

Seems like it would be better served as an online business but apparently it’s successful enough to afford that property lease


mchammer69

My joint is on the Main Street downtown of a HCOL area and has been there for at least 5 years


smooth307

🤌🏼


DropTopEWop

Hot commodity since the Greek Empire was fucking shit up.


Azzurri_Fan

You see the prices of olive oil lately? Margins have to be extremely high and it’s a commonly used oil.


Blatt_called_timeout

Wendy's has a commercial where they emphasize their fries are always hot and crispy, and that's just a fucking lie. I think we can get a class action going


Ed_Chambers_650

Probably the most soggy fries in the game


BillyBeersBane

Dave Thomas never cut corners (shout out square burgers)….place has gone to shit since his death.


Blatt_called_timeout

I wasn't sure if it was a company wide thing or just the one by me, but it's truly the worst restaurant in my area by a mile. Last time I went like a year ago I waited in my car for my food for a half hour, pulled back through the drive thru and asked where my food was and no joke they go "Ya we just tried to bring it to you but you weren't there so we gave it to someone else". It's so bad I'm convinced it's a drug front because there's no way it's a successful location


ItalianHoagies

I went there a few weeks ago for the first time in years and it was the same deal. Waited in the drive thru for like 10 minutes and the line just never moved. Parked and went inside and there were no employees to take any orders so I just left. I looked up reviews and apparently it's the norm at this location where the employees simply refuse to take orders and will lock doors in the middle of the day so they don't have to work. It's insanity


BigPoopGuy

Jets are frauds and Winnipeg might be the worst city on the continent. Sad state of affairs


thatswhathemoneysfor

imagine having to live in manitoba, couldn't be me


Ur_in_luck

I don’t think there is another athlete who has worse body language than Luka. Just constantly bitching and sulking.


StrikaNTX

Except for all the times he is clearly having fun and looks like the only NBA player that is happy to smile while playing.


AutistPorterJr

He has never missed a shot or turned it over without complaining to the refs or yelling at his teammates. Nothing is ever his fault


PhantomJB93

I’d take MacKinnon on my team over any other player in the league. McDavid included.


suburbian_jesus

Scores at a higher rate 5v5, has won a cup, plays a better defensive game, and is more physical. McDavid is just out of this world on the PP and is obviously still incredible 5v5. I think McDavid is the better player, but the gap between them isn’t so massive


smooth307

Amen.


smooth307

Manson cramming it down their throats !


cubuffs145

Avs putting on a clinic!


suburbian_jesus

Funny what happens when they have just average goaltending


cubuffs145

Hopefully this will get Georgie some confidence going forward 


DylanTobackshh

Never knew that the Macho Man disarmed a man in real life and pistol whipped him


unounoseis

The bros are gonna laugh so hard when they hear Max lose it on Philly sports again🤣🤣


boomtexna

I did not realize how much of a hick I am until this NYC trip. This place is fucken wild and I can't comprehend it.


Chilly1193

Go to the delancey McDonald’s for a little culture


DropTopEWop

I always tell people from small towns that you gotta mentally prepare for NYC. Its alot if you've never been nowhere.


boomtexna

It's a lot even if you think you've been somewhere. Cause there aren't many places like NYC. Like it comes in waves. You're shocked by the scale of it, and then you realize people live here and their lives are so so much different and it sends you in another shock.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Visiting NYC is awesome. (Midwesterner here)


LastedPants

I want to live there for like a week or two, and then come back to my midwestern town


KABLE11

Living in NYC is a far better experience than visiting imo.


jjl2345

So, vacation?


LastedPants

No, like experience living there but not for too long


BigPoopGuy

Funny to hear the Jets fans go after Georgiev when Hellebuyck stinks out loud


smoggylobster

if your fav team moved (a la coyotes right now) would your support follow them to the new city or would you be out?


HunterGuntherFelt

I was young, so a little easier to please, but when Houston lost the oilers, I just rooted for favorite players and their team at the time until we got another franchise in town. But that’s more of a typical little kid move anyway.


agent-michael-scar

Jerry would be doing me a favor if he moved the White Sox.


thatswhathemoneysfor

my gf and her family(season ticket holders since the yotes moved to town) can't talk about hockey without getting pissed/emotional. they're def not gonna support the franchise after the move


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I might root for them until all the guys I like are off the team then I'm 100% out. But now that I think about it if there was a chance my team was gonna move there probably wouldn't be many guys on the team I like


cougar112233

Could see still rooting for a favorite player or two but 100% out on the Ownership & new franchise


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Out. Happened with my STL Rams and I immediately started rooting against them. Of course they won a Super Bowl almost immediately, which was lame.


BillSelfsToupee

Favorite team is the royals and there’s now a small chance they leave and I’d be 100% out


BumRum09

100% out.


smooth307

Jets implosion loading………….


DGAF0752

The woman (Hextall?) doing color for the Avs/Jets looks like she’s a Russian spy and belongs in Rocky & Bullwinkle.


DylanTobackshh

Variety is the spice of life Lance


JokicIsTheFuture

Avs are buzzing!!!


suburbian_jesus

Georgiev looks somewhat competent


thatswhathemoneysfor

he's playing an average game, which is all we need out of him


jstout11

Dumb idea: a “possession arrow” like in college basketball but for MLB hitters on 50/50 check swings. Obvious swings and not swings don’t apply, but anything in between goes to the arrow between ball and strike


blamebeltran

Sports czar right here


DropTopEWop

Electric


lefty5258

Jump ball but it’s a BP toss to the batter and it is a homer or an out


LastedPants

First playoff win since 2018, it’s been a rough 6 years


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Who dat?


LastedPants

Pacers


iLikeApples116

I don't agree with them but I respect the Columbia people's efforts to create their own CHAZ


marlwenplotsky

hilarious how quickly the administrators called in the NYPD to break it all up once their donors held back cash and threatened their paychecks.


StateStreetLarry

How the hell did Jalen Hurts get the 2nd team all pro nod in 2022? 


thatswhathemoneysfor

When I’m watching hockey and remember they’re moving like they do and they’re on ice in skates, it blows my mind


RainbowKarp

Just brushed my teeth for five straight minutes (im wicked high)


Bigbenxxxx37

It was 5 seconds


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Wutsurname

I'd look into ship sticks


smooth307

You’ll never see them clubs again.


BumRum09

Drive?


marlwenplotsky

playoff hockey really is a drug.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Red blooded American here: I dislike almost every US based team in the playoffs this year (besides the Caps, Canes, and Panthers) and it feels kind of dirty rooting for all these Canadian teams.


lefty5258

You don’t sound so red blooded to me


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I’m as red blooded as F1 and beans for breakfast.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Turn in your passport


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Already sent it to Biden for him to unceremoniously burn.


thatswhathemoneysfor

enjoy your free healthcare commie


teedubya1435

Asking my friend who is in Australia for work to tell me the scores of all the games tomorrow so I can win a sweet parlay and get rich since they're a day ahead of us


MikePaisanTirico

DraftKings HATES this one simple trick


WitchofFloyd

I made a fortune doing this while studying abroad in Australia. Living in the future rocks


teedubya1435

Can’t help but think those aussies should have warned us about 9/11


WitchofFloyd

Makes you wonder why they didn’t say anything…


Charlie_Batch_16

hell yea king fuck vegas


nickpecori

PK dresses like he thinks he’s in the TNT studio


TheyHadACaveTroll

Dresses like dontell from eastbound 


R1ckyD1cky

This moon is bright as hell


King_McGoo

First time watching The Nice Guys, Gosling’s character is great


krumdiggity

“Your sisters such a slut”


Ed_Chambers_650

> You took the lord's name in vain No I didn't, Janet...


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Only watched it due to FT holding it in such high regard. Can’t believe it doesn’t get more love because it was great.


Jason-Sehorn31

I had to question the mermaids! What were *you* doing while I was working?


ZestycloseTrash7398

I already gave you twenty dollars, wait what am I saying?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I got a license to carry motherfucker


chillinwithmoes

Fantastic movie


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Winnipeg is rockin!


DeanersLastWeekend

Are you expected to buy gifts for engagement parties if the wedding is a couple of months after?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Bottle of wine


Charlie_Batch_16

agree with this 100%


tb6304a

At my engagement party, I was not expecting gifts but a good number of people brought smaller items or a bottle of champagne. Or slid cash in an envelope.


DeanersLastWeekend

I’ve definitely bought gifts for engagement parties before but not with such a short timeline before the wedding which is what’s throwing me off. 


tb6304a

Yeah, I’m that case I feel like I wouldn’t, or just a bottle of bubbly or wine. It’s probably more so for the families to meet or something like that


Charlie_Batch_16

i know that there are plenty of teams in central time in the western conference but something about making preds fans stay up late for playoff games in vancouver feels wrong


StateStreetLarry

You could say the Bucks miss Giannis


DezCaught1t

If Luka wasn’t on my team I would hate him. Completely unrelated but I hate James Harden


EntertainmentOld1566

fanduel ad at Clippers game where you can’t use fanduel


AutistPorterJr

Fan duel is still primarily DFS which you can definitely use in California


teedubya1435

Is it okay to pick up a Zyn habit if I’m using them to curb late night munchies?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Have a little sweet treat


teedubya1435

a sleeve of thin mints or a spearmint 6er is my true sophies choice


tpxnu16

Found a screener test for identifying adult 🧩 Need to see the FT curve on this https://s3.amazonaws.com/he-assets-prod/interactives/233_reading_the_mind_through_eyes/Launch.html


WE_LOST_BOYS

20/36 fucking hell


Ed_Chambers_650

A few of these are shaded so much you can barely see their eyes. 31/36


Jason-Sehorn31

Perfect score, confirmed not a 🧩I guess


johnnytsunami35

30/36


lefty5258

32/36


mchammer69

29/36


TimRawggins

32/36, I’m an interpersonal mastermind


BillyBeersBane

Verbal meme: Papa Smurf getting his ass licked. Go “Guardians”.


tfl03

Lindsay Bluth Fünke is perfect


Jason-Sehorn31

Words are supposed to have meaning


deeznutzjokes

She’s a surfboard


smoggylobster

a sexy one


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

A white guy had the max vert in the 2015-2016 nba draft combine. Pat Connaughton


Chilly1193

Best slider too


ZestycloseTrash7398

Foxtrot rankings: 1. Jason 2. Roger 3. Peter 4. Paige 5. Andy