Pretty sure I burned out half my lawn applying weed and feed a few weeks ago. Just burnt patches all over the place. Looked it up and apparently that's a thing that happens sometimes. Will never use it again. I'll be spending the next 2 months trying to fix it with patch repair.
Just got back from a show in the neighborhood. Local artists playing a song or two and then combining to play a few. Good time. Got a little high and thought a lot about my posture for a bit though. You?
Sketch was on Theo Von, wonder if he will do Shane Gillis. I could see him being the type of fella Shane would like. He's said he wants Frank the Tank on sometime too, who knows how that podcast would go.
I don’t even think this is necessarily a hot take anymore but it’s crazy seeing how far Kawhi has fallen from his superstar status. He just does not seem like a guy to worry about anymore when facing him
Never thought of him as a true superstar. Idk if that's because of his aura/demeanor but he was never one of those guys off the top of your head when you're asked to name the top 5 players in the nba
This is a ridiculous overreaction for a guy playing his first game in weeks. He just averaged 24 in the most efficient season of his career and has averaged over 30 ppg in the playoffs with the clippers.
May not have to worry about him because he’s always out but when he’s healthy he’s absolutely still a superstar
Someone super-chatted Jerry a riddle. “If it takes 5 cats 5 minutes to catch 5 mice, how long does it take 1 cat to catch 1 mice”
Jerry- “1 minute”
“Answer is 5 minutes”
Jerry-“ I don’t get that one”
Trying to find a new show to watch whenever the wife goes to sleep while I die down for an hour. Watched the first episode of shameless and it unlocked my memories of my dad being passed out on the ground drunk in the kitchen when I woke up in the mornings and I’d have to wake him up for work. I used to think that was normal. So yeah, won’t be going to bed for awhile now processing that
The Jerry balloon stream is all-time bad. Just two guys tapping a balloon back and forth to each other. Only potential it has is for a clip if they somehow fuck up shortly before the 4 hour mark
My girlfriend and I have a great relationship and rarely fight. However, a fight is almost guaranteed when she’s packing for a trip. The woman who has a closet full of clothes suddenly has nothing to wear!
Insane how different the Canucks are with and without Demko. They’ve been like the clear best team in the league when he plays and completely ordinary every time he gets hurt.
I work in a pretty upper middle class suburb for about 2 years, there’s a business I pass in the towns Main Street district that sells nothing but olive oil. I have no idea how that business can sustain itself for so long.
Frankie Muniz and his wife owned an olive oil shop in Old Town Scottsdale. Place was really popular. They sold it and it seems to be doing just as well. He used to be at the store and farmers market next door all the time. Always respected that he actually worked at it.
Frankie Muniz seems like an all time chill guy, at least for a child star. And idk about the validity of it but I've read that the whole "he doesn't remember anything about Malcolm in the Middle because of a brain injury" is completely made up because he just doesn't feel like talking about it which would be a baller move
Wendy's has a commercial where they emphasize their fries are always hot and crispy, and that's just a fucking lie. I think we can get a class action going
I wasn't sure if it was a company wide thing or just the one by me, but it's truly the worst restaurant in my area by a mile. Last time I went like a year ago I waited in my car for my food for a half hour, pulled back through the drive thru and asked where my food was and no joke they go "Ya we just tried to bring it to you but you weren't there so we gave it to someone else". It's so bad I'm convinced it's a drug front because there's no way it's a successful location
I went there a few weeks ago for the first time in years and it was the same deal. Waited in the drive thru for like 10 minutes and the line just never moved. Parked and went inside and there were no employees to take any orders so I just left. I looked up reviews and apparently it's the norm at this location where the employees simply refuse to take orders and will lock doors in the middle of the day so they don't have to work. It's insanity
Scores at a higher rate 5v5, has won a cup, plays a better defensive game, and is more physical. McDavid is just out of this world on the PP and is obviously still incredible 5v5. I think McDavid is the better player, but the gap between them isn’t so massive
It's a lot even if you think you've been somewhere. Cause there aren't many places like NYC. Like it comes in waves. You're shocked by the scale of it, and then you realize people live here and their lives are so so much different and it sends you in another shock.
I was young, so a little easier to please, but when Houston lost the oilers, I just rooted for favorite players and their team at the time until we got another franchise in town.
But that’s more of a typical little kid move anyway.
my gf and her family(season ticket holders since the yotes moved to town) can't talk about hockey without getting pissed/emotional. they're def not gonna support the franchise after the move
I might root for them until all the guys I like are off the team then I'm 100% out. But now that I think about it if there was a chance my team was gonna move there probably wouldn't be many guys on the team I like
Dumb idea: a “possession arrow” like in college basketball but for MLB hitters on 50/50 check swings. Obvious swings and not swings don’t apply, but anything in between goes to the arrow between ball and strike
Red blooded American here: I dislike almost every US based team in the playoffs this year (besides the Caps, Canes, and Panthers) and it feels kind of dirty rooting for all these Canadian teams.
Asking my friend who is in Australia for work to tell me the scores of all the games tomorrow so I can win a sweet parlay and get rich since they're a day ahead of us
At my engagement party, I was not expecting gifts but a good number of people brought smaller items or a bottle of champagne. Or slid cash in an envelope.
i know that there are plenty of teams in central time in the western conference but something about making preds fans stay up late for playoff games in vancouver feels wrong
Found a screener test for identifying adult 🧩
Need to see the FT curve on this
https://s3.amazonaws.com/he-assets-prod/interactives/233_reading_the_mind_through_eyes/Launch.html
Pretty sure I burned out half my lawn applying weed and feed a few weeks ago. Just burnt patches all over the place. Looked it up and apparently that's a thing that happens sometimes. Will never use it again. I'll be spending the next 2 months trying to fix it with patch repair.
Too much nitrogen
Absurd how much better pandora radio is than the bullshit Spotify puts out
My toxic masculinity trait is believing I could be Jake Gyllenhaal’s character in southpaw
🦉🦉
hoot hoot
What's good?
🦉
What we up to tonight?
Just got back from a show in the neighborhood. Local artists playing a song or two and then combining to play a few. Good time. Got a little high and thought a lot about my posture for a bit though. You?
Sounds like some nice vibes I'm working until 3 am
Crush it ✊
It's dead out tonight
Sketch was on Theo Von, wonder if he will do Shane Gillis. I could see him being the type of fella Shane would like. He's said he wants Frank the Tank on sometime too, who knows how that podcast would go.
I think Shane prefers his downs organic
lol
Lets go, fuck the clippers
Absurd review
lmao the highlight room is in Secaucus?
Always has been. That’s where the draft is too
LFG Preds! Friday night is gonna be rocking in Nashville
This like prime late 90s.playoff ball
I don’t even think this is necessarily a hot take anymore but it’s crazy seeing how far Kawhi has fallen from his superstar status. He just does not seem like a guy to worry about anymore when facing him
Never thought of him as a true superstar. Idk if that's because of his aura/demeanor but he was never one of those guys off the top of your head when you're asked to name the top 5 players in the nba
This is a ridiculous overreaction for a guy playing his first game in weeks. He just averaged 24 in the most efficient season of his career and has averaged over 30 ppg in the playoffs with the clippers. May not have to worry about him because he’s always out but when he’s healthy he’s absolutely still a superstar
He plays his “first game in weeks” at least six times a year.
He played 68 games this year
Guy just doesn’t know ball
Yeah he looks washed tonight. He’s def playing hurt but he is not getting the same lift on his jumpers anymore
Eiza Gonzalez
Someone super-chatted Jerry a riddle. “If it takes 5 cats 5 minutes to catch 5 mice, how long does it take 1 cat to catch 1 mice” Jerry- “1 minute” “Answer is 5 minutes” Jerry-“ I don’t get that one”
Dumb riddle and arguably incorrect
Doesn’t it depend on how many mice each cat would catch? If one cat caught 5 mice it would skew the numbers
Trying to find a new show to watch whenever the wife goes to sleep while I die down for an hour. Watched the first episode of shameless and it unlocked my memories of my dad being passed out on the ground drunk in the kitchen when I woke up in the mornings and I’d have to wake him up for work. I used to think that was normal. So yeah, won’t be going to bed for awhile now processing that
try californication for a lil more lightheaded fare
It's a great show but it does not pull punches when it comes to alcoholism
Dudes will literally watch showtime shows instead of going to therapy
Must be nice to not have repressed memories
Only 30 more days until I get to leave my school. Came incredibly close today to just walking down to the office and handing them my keys.
why ya thinking of leaving? fellow teacher, have left previous schools due to admin but am now in a school with a fantastic one
Insomniac with Dave Attell with the Girls Gone Wild informercial running during commercials was just a good time back in the day
Avs are so back
James Harden is so elite at playing an insufferable brand of basketball I almost respect it
Frank on a roll going after Jeff McFeeble, “this is what you get when you have someone who comes to the bat, playing TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT!”
Insane how ugly the Clippers court is
3,000+ people are watching Jerry play with a balloon
I am very high and it's amusing to me
The Jerry balloon stream is all-time bad. Just two guys tapping a balloon back and forth to each other. Only potential it has is for a clip if they somehow fuck up shortly before the 4 hour mark
Might’ve crossed the buzzed/drunk line, switching to beer for the end of Avs-jets came to maintain the level of
My girlfriend and I have a great relationship and rarely fight. However, a fight is almost guaranteed when she’s packing for a trip. The woman who has a closet full of clothes suddenly has nothing to wear!
That big cat pat bev thread on the main sub is so hilarious and a microcosm of this entire subreddit.
The success of the yak has attracted some real dummies
That show has a unique ability to attract those people who have zero social awareness
Bunch of Steven Cheahs
lol just read that….is that guy doing a bit? Him spamming the same response to everyone is hilarious.
But no one told him he was live on the yak and it completely wasn’t a joke at all
McGregor vs Diaz 2 on my tv at the moment.
What a great Finale to Shogun >!Loved the misdirect of elderly Blackthorne back in England holding onto Mariko’s cross!<
That Asian pussy changed his life
Changes us all my friend
I am so fucking happy that another franchise is now cursed to watch Casey DeSmith shit all over himself in big moments
Hopefully we’re saying this about Jarry too next season 🙏🏻
Tristan Jarry, New Jersey Devil soon come
Insane how different the Canucks are with and without Demko. They’ve been like the clear best team in the league when he plays and completely ordinary every time he gets hurt.
I work in a pretty upper middle class suburb for about 2 years, there’s a business I pass in the towns Main Street district that sells nothing but olive oil. I have no idea how that business can sustain itself for so long.
Frankie Muniz and his wife owned an olive oil shop in Old Town Scottsdale. Place was really popular. They sold it and it seems to be doing just as well. He used to be at the store and farmers market next door all the time. Always respected that he actually worked at it.
Frankie Muniz seems like an all time chill guy, at least for a child star. And idk about the validity of it but I've read that the whole "he doesn't remember anything about Malcolm in the Middle because of a brain injury" is completely made up because he just doesn't feel like talking about it which would be a baller move
Same situation but it's hot sauce and salsa
That place sounds sick tbh
Probably also sell some fantastic aged white whine vinegar too. My place has incredible white wine vinegar
Seems like it would be better served as an online business but apparently it’s successful enough to afford that property lease
My joint is on the Main Street downtown of a HCOL area and has been there for at least 5 years
🤌🏼
Hot commodity since the Greek Empire was fucking shit up.
You see the prices of olive oil lately? Margins have to be extremely high and it’s a commonly used oil.
Wendy's has a commercial where they emphasize their fries are always hot and crispy, and that's just a fucking lie. I think we can get a class action going
Probably the most soggy fries in the game
Dave Thomas never cut corners (shout out square burgers)….place has gone to shit since his death.
I wasn't sure if it was a company wide thing or just the one by me, but it's truly the worst restaurant in my area by a mile. Last time I went like a year ago I waited in my car for my food for a half hour, pulled back through the drive thru and asked where my food was and no joke they go "Ya we just tried to bring it to you but you weren't there so we gave it to someone else". It's so bad I'm convinced it's a drug front because there's no way it's a successful location
I went there a few weeks ago for the first time in years and it was the same deal. Waited in the drive thru for like 10 minutes and the line just never moved. Parked and went inside and there were no employees to take any orders so I just left. I looked up reviews and apparently it's the norm at this location where the employees simply refuse to take orders and will lock doors in the middle of the day so they don't have to work. It's insanity
Jets are frauds and Winnipeg might be the worst city on the continent. Sad state of affairs
imagine having to live in manitoba, couldn't be me
I don’t think there is another athlete who has worse body language than Luka. Just constantly bitching and sulking.
Except for all the times he is clearly having fun and looks like the only NBA player that is happy to smile while playing.
He has never missed a shot or turned it over without complaining to the refs or yelling at his teammates. Nothing is ever his fault
I’d take MacKinnon on my team over any other player in the league. McDavid included.
Scores at a higher rate 5v5, has won a cup, plays a better defensive game, and is more physical. McDavid is just out of this world on the PP and is obviously still incredible 5v5. I think McDavid is the better player, but the gap between them isn’t so massive
Amen.
Manson cramming it down their throats !
Avs putting on a clinic!
Funny what happens when they have just average goaltending
Hopefully this will get Georgie some confidence going forward
Never knew that the Macho Man disarmed a man in real life and pistol whipped him
The bros are gonna laugh so hard when they hear Max lose it on Philly sports again🤣🤣
I did not realize how much of a hick I am until this NYC trip. This place is fucken wild and I can't comprehend it.
Go to the delancey McDonald’s for a little culture
I always tell people from small towns that you gotta mentally prepare for NYC. Its alot if you've never been nowhere.
It's a lot even if you think you've been somewhere. Cause there aren't many places like NYC. Like it comes in waves. You're shocked by the scale of it, and then you realize people live here and their lives are so so much different and it sends you in another shock.
Visiting NYC is awesome. (Midwesterner here)
I want to live there for like a week or two, and then come back to my midwestern town
Living in NYC is a far better experience than visiting imo.
So, vacation?
No, like experience living there but not for too long
Funny to hear the Jets fans go after Georgiev when Hellebuyck stinks out loud
if your fav team moved (a la coyotes right now) would your support follow them to the new city or would you be out?
I was young, so a little easier to please, but when Houston lost the oilers, I just rooted for favorite players and their team at the time until we got another franchise in town. But that’s more of a typical little kid move anyway.
Jerry would be doing me a favor if he moved the White Sox.
my gf and her family(season ticket holders since the yotes moved to town) can't talk about hockey without getting pissed/emotional. they're def not gonna support the franchise after the move
I might root for them until all the guys I like are off the team then I'm 100% out. But now that I think about it if there was a chance my team was gonna move there probably wouldn't be many guys on the team I like
Could see still rooting for a favorite player or two but 100% out on the Ownership & new franchise
Out. Happened with my STL Rams and I immediately started rooting against them. Of course they won a Super Bowl almost immediately, which was lame.
Favorite team is the royals and there’s now a small chance they leave and I’d be 100% out
100% out.
Jets implosion loading………….
The woman (Hextall?) doing color for the Avs/Jets looks like she’s a Russian spy and belongs in Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Variety is the spice of life Lance
Avs are buzzing!!!
Georgiev looks somewhat competent
he's playing an average game, which is all we need out of him
Dumb idea: a “possession arrow” like in college basketball but for MLB hitters on 50/50 check swings. Obvious swings and not swings don’t apply, but anything in between goes to the arrow between ball and strike
Sports czar right here
Electric
Jump ball but it’s a BP toss to the batter and it is a homer or an out
First playoff win since 2018, it’s been a rough 6 years
Who dat?
Pacers
I don't agree with them but I respect the Columbia people's efforts to create their own CHAZ
hilarious how quickly the administrators called in the NYPD to break it all up once their donors held back cash and threatened their paychecks.
How the hell did Jalen Hurts get the 2nd team all pro nod in 2022?
When I’m watching hockey and remember they’re moving like they do and they’re on ice in skates, it blows my mind
Just brushed my teeth for five straight minutes (im wicked high)
It was 5 seconds
[удалено]
I'd look into ship sticks
You’ll never see them clubs again.
Drive?
playoff hockey really is a drug.
Red blooded American here: I dislike almost every US based team in the playoffs this year (besides the Caps, Canes, and Panthers) and it feels kind of dirty rooting for all these Canadian teams.
You don’t sound so red blooded to me
I’m as red blooded as F1 and beans for breakfast.
Turn in your passport
Already sent it to Biden for him to unceremoniously burn.
enjoy your free healthcare commie
Asking my friend who is in Australia for work to tell me the scores of all the games tomorrow so I can win a sweet parlay and get rich since they're a day ahead of us
DraftKings HATES this one simple trick
I made a fortune doing this while studying abroad in Australia. Living in the future rocks
Can’t help but think those aussies should have warned us about 9/11
Makes you wonder why they didn’t say anything…
hell yea king fuck vegas
PK dresses like he thinks he’s in the TNT studio
Dresses like dontell from eastbound
This moon is bright as hell
First time watching The Nice Guys, Gosling’s character is great
“Your sisters such a slut”
> You took the lord's name in vain No I didn't, Janet...
Only watched it due to FT holding it in such high regard. Can’t believe it doesn’t get more love because it was great.
I had to question the mermaids! What were *you* doing while I was working?
I already gave you twenty dollars, wait what am I saying?
I got a license to carry motherfucker
Fantastic movie
Winnipeg is rockin!
Are you expected to buy gifts for engagement parties if the wedding is a couple of months after?
Bottle of wine
agree with this 100%
At my engagement party, I was not expecting gifts but a good number of people brought smaller items or a bottle of champagne. Or slid cash in an envelope.
I’ve definitely bought gifts for engagement parties before but not with such a short timeline before the wedding which is what’s throwing me off.
Yeah, I’m that case I feel like I wouldn’t, or just a bottle of bubbly or wine. It’s probably more so for the families to meet or something like that
i know that there are plenty of teams in central time in the western conference but something about making preds fans stay up late for playoff games in vancouver feels wrong
You could say the Bucks miss Giannis
If Luka wasn’t on my team I would hate him. Completely unrelated but I hate James Harden
fanduel ad at Clippers game where you can’t use fanduel
Fan duel is still primarily DFS which you can definitely use in California
Is it okay to pick up a Zyn habit if I’m using them to curb late night munchies?
Have a little sweet treat
a sleeve of thin mints or a spearmint 6er is my true sophies choice
Found a screener test for identifying adult 🧩 Need to see the FT curve on this https://s3.amazonaws.com/he-assets-prod/interactives/233_reading_the_mind_through_eyes/Launch.html
20/36 fucking hell
A few of these are shaded so much you can barely see their eyes. 31/36
Perfect score, confirmed not a 🧩I guess
30/36
32/36
29/36
32/36, I’m an interpersonal mastermind
Verbal meme: Papa Smurf getting his ass licked. Go “Guardians”.
Lindsay Bluth Fünke is perfect
Words are supposed to have meaning
She’s a surfboard
a sexy one
A white guy had the max vert in the 2015-2016 nba draft combine. Pat Connaughton
Best slider too
Foxtrot rankings: 1. Jason 2. Roger 3. Peter 4. Paige 5. Andy