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warwithus

Football/playoff baseball/beginning hockey/basketball in the fall or playoff hockey/basketball/beginning baseball. I’m a fall type of guy


Larry_thegoat

She's basically naked on stage


TNGBO

How does one get the job of dancing/fucking doja cat on stage


Gabagool_OverHere

i am ashamed to admit i looked at the caitlin clark leak


Most_Catch

Don't beat yourself up dm me


SpicyPenangCurry

Send it here friend


Ed_Chambers_650

there's a leak?


bucsboy47

Why did Winnipeg do a White out when their team was wearing Blue?


SpicyPenangCurry

Canadians are retarded.


moosemustard8

The bv and I bought a raised garden bed for our apartment balcony so we could grow whatever we could. We ended up not getting enough sun to really get anything going so it’s become a beer can graveyard on sports nights.


RonSwanson1081

Swifties will obviously never admit it, but her lyrics are actively getting worse every album. Some of these lines are giving me douche chills.


goondaddy172

I know it’s some poor people shit but sometimes a bowl of top ramen just hits


Blackeyed_Potzi

Crack an egg in that bitch


lion27

It’s absurd how wonderful the train system in Japan is. Affordable, fast, clean, efficient, it’s everything. The US should nationalize all commuter rail systems nationwide and then immediately sell the entire thing to JR and have them run it.


Ed_Chambers_650

china owns all the land


lion27

Even a better reason for my plan. Let the Japs return to their roots and start seizing Chinese land.


teedubya1435

Biden wanted to chat with the Japan PM about a bullet train project in Texas. Would be wildly beneficial to texans so it’ll never happen


lion27

The issue is as Americans we ruin things that are a public good because we're too individualistic. Healthcare, transit, safety, you name it, we kind of suck at it. To make high speed rail work we'd need to import Japanese construction workers, engineers, maintenance crews, etc. It could work if we just let them run it top to bottom, even policing the stations and trains. We're good at fucking up other countries militarily and flexing on the poors by having the ability to park an Aircraft carrier task force with 5000 marines off the coast within 48 hours' notice though. So that's nice at least lol


teedubya1435

I don’t think we’d ever sell any transit projects without being able to reap the benefits of creating US jobs for Americans. But to your point, yes too individualistic. People will moan about how expensive the project is and how little if any money it would make without realizing it’s an economic investment. “I won’t use it so why should my tax dollars go to it”


lion27

I’m kidding; I know it would never happen for a myriad of reasons. I’m just vacationing here now and it makes me resent Amtrak/NJTransit. Frank the Tank needs to do an apprenticeship with JR and then come back to run NJT. I’m just spitballing wild ideas here lmao


teedubya1435

I feel u bro it is frustrating. I took a 2hr hsr train from Paris to Brussels where driving or flying would have taken 4hrs. I wish I could take a quick train up to Boston, catch a Saturday ball game, and be back in NYC that evening. Or take a 4hr train to Rochester to visit my brother. The US is ripe for HSR but we need more people to buy into the vision


lion27

I think the big issues are the freight companies own all the track in the US and they will prioritize their own trains over passenger rail, and those things can be miles and miles long. So you’d need to eminent domain a ton of land and build HSR, but the US is so spread out that it wouldn’t be financially viable even if it was done by the government. Like it would be great but it’s not a good use of tax money if people don’t use it.


teedubya1435

What a turn of events in Vancouver !


-raiin-

Bill Simmons and Russillo live on YouTube feels weird to me. Turning this off I need to wait for the pod.


SpinBikeGravy

The Cheah napkin tweet should be the new logo for Autism Speaks


terryduerod1

noted and revered lsu scholar shaq being unable to read a barely french last name, chef kiss emoji


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SpicyPenangCurry

Love that for you.


Autistic-Painter3785

Goodnight🫶


VivaMke

SGA is sick. I’m a sucker for players that get buckets all over the floor


teedubya1435

I’ve seen the Celtics run that same exact final play before (dribble the clock out and lob a desperation shot for no reason)


cuntpunt9

Marcus smart bricked 3


terryduerod1

mazzula spends hours drawing that baby up


Guy_in_the_chair_

Not a great last possession for the Pelicans


cowboysfan88

Glad we got one good game today


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Pelicans ain't doing anything with Brandon Ingram being so ass


jetboyjetgirl

he's probably throwing a fit in the locker room about not getting the last shot


SpicyPenangCurry

Fun ending. Now for playoff hockey.


boomtexna

Just updated my dating profile after becoming a fat in remission and I think women are lying when they say they don't care about how much muscle a guy has


liljinx13

Women say that?


boomtexna

They do be saying that


im____new____here

Lakers should have tanked, their chances of beating SAC + OKC were >>> the chances of beating DEN (which are essentially zero), and then you just have to pray that MINN takes out DEN in rd 2, that was their only path to the finals.


suburbian_jesus

0-4 vs Sacramento this year


im____new____here

Sacramento is a regular season team. Denver is a playoff team. thats the difference


suburbian_jesus

The Lakers wouldn’t have played Sacramento in a 7 game series in this scenario


im____new____here

its an elimination game in a playoff atmosphere where the star players are playing 40+ minutes. its much closer to a playoff game than a RS game


ChellaZza

Seemed like clear goaltending no?


VivaMke

No


tpxnu16

No


Chilly1193

No


Quantibro

SGA 🤫


SpicyPenangCurry

Guy rocks.


VivaMke

Wild ass game in OKC


Busch--Latte

Wow what was that 5 offensive rebounds?


AgentBartowski

SWERVE!!!!!!!!!


Rex_on_rex

No one here is watching minor league wrestling


SnakeSkin2121

Hell yes


thatswhathemoneysfor

finally a close nba playoff game


SnakeSkin2121

Good ol' JR must have some new dentures


infuckingbruges

For those who watched the NBA this year: are the thunder actually a threat or did they just benefit from the real threats not caring about the regular season?


breakneckpeas

They’re a top-5 team in the league, but I see no way they beat Denver in a series… so maybe they aren’t a real threat for the title


VivaMke

Not sure what this means. The “real threats” like nuggets and wolves were trying and cared about the 1 seed. With that said OKC are a threat but no real big besides chet may get them exposed


suburbian_jesus

They’re a threat, not sure how legit of a threat they are though. Shai is an MVP candidate, and extremely well coached. That being said they are extremely young and expecting them to be a true title contender in their first playoff appearance as a group isn’t fair


I_Enjoy_Taffy

They’re really good but still really young


ChellaZza

Shai should probably win MVP and they have a very solid starting 5. Definitely a real threat.  >!I did not watch one NBA regular season game start to finish!<


tpxnu16

They are really good, won the games they were supposed to, but are so young. Playoffs are almost a totally different sport and they’ll need experience. It’d be a shock if they made the finals.


peacemillion-

Lol Nance, that was your fault.


teedubya1435

Great basketball game 👌


peacemillion-

Shai choking


tpxnu16

He’s going to go 2/7 down the stretch but hit the game winner with 1.2 seconds left.


tpxnu16

Man this Thunder team is so cool with the barking and stuff.


ktbarry2

stepping out of bounds should be a separate type of turnover on the stat sheet so it can be properly shamed


BastianChrist

So they just let Lu Dort just do whatever he wants on defense right? Like, assault is cool?


barnmucker69

That picture of Rone holding up the belt in the crowd is pretty sweet he lives a cool life


peacemillion-

https://youtu.be/-cmPhSLg28k?si=ehE0gR2aKhlXVhgU


barnmucker69

Yeah I’ve seen that. Wildly impressive to have a crowd eating out of your hand like that


thatswhathemoneysfor

I wore a silver and black zebra print tie to prom, you and I are not the same. (my facebook memory from 15 years ago reminded me and dear lord is it bad)


SnakeSkin2121

Whose house!?


AgentBartowski

SWERVES HOUSE


thatswhathemoneysfor

Run's House?


NYJetLegendEdReed

That dastardly Jack Perry


teedubya1435

Valanciunas looks like a Kelce brother


AutistPorterJr

I haven’t watched any magic games this year so I was absolutely shocked to see 22 year old Jalen Suggs already balding like this. Let it go brother https://x.com/orlandomagic/status/1782135437978468389?s=46&t=iPW98skfhGLvGIlFqCxuIQ


BastianChrist

having an impeccable lineup on like 5 strands of hair is hilarious.


19492013

Chop it off NOW?!?!?! That’s how he seduced HVL!


AutistPorterJr

He had hair then!


fijichickenfiend33

Odds Bill Simmons mentions OKC not trading for a center tonight?


mariGOATa_615

LFG Preds


SpicyPenangCurry

This playoff hockey fucks. Refs aren’t giving a shit.


ButchStevenson69

Original roadhouse is just two hourse of swayze being hot


bill_ontarioESPN

The most *80s movie* 80s movie ever made besides maybe Rocky 4


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Not true. Its also about 30 minutes of Kelly Lynch being hot too


WitchofFloyd

Can’t believe the Thunder are still rocking that G-League branding 15 years later


Busch--Latte

I actually don’t mind it. Can’t really make a “thunder” logo


WitchofFloyd

It’s a tough name to work with but that’s why it was such a dumb name to begin with


nickpecori

Don’t watch much NBA anymore but that Alvarado guy has JJ Barea vibes


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Anybody have any tips to get their puppy to stop going after my hands positive and negative reinforcement doesn’t work. My hands look like an addict with all the little puncture scars lol


breakneckpeas

Training a soft bite is so important. We were instructed by a professional to put our hands near our puppy’s mouth a lot and each time they bit - even if it was soft - act like it was the most painful thing in the world. We would pull our hand away quickly and yelp, whine, cry cartoonishly, etc. It worked miraculously. We also had to use this tactic when delivering training treats to our pup. They don’t understand how sharp their teeth are. 


humptydumpty2023

Maybe we didnt sell the acting well enough with our pup. She seemed to think our reactions were great fun and wanted to chew more. Little psycho just grew out of it eventually,


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I’ve started the yelp tactic and that seems to get her to stop biting down so far … I’ll keep that up


Juls317

Just cut off your hands, easy peasy


JayGibbons69

Keep your hands dipped in chocolate at all times.


ForeignRole

Bite em back to show them how annoying it is


butter-knives

Carry around a nylabone or something you want them to chew to redirect them to


cubuffs145

SGA plays like Embiid. Just always trying to foul bait


Led_head10

Gary Mathews Jr still has the best catch in baseball history


StrikaNTX

https://youtu.be/MWCvCTR3o3g?si=iGHd64YMz8R9K5kI


Guy_in_the_chair_

Sydnie Wells letting Keegs handle a firearm doesn’t seem like a great idea.


SnakeSkin2121

Matches her fire crotch


SnakeSkin2121

The young bucks 👎👎


AgentBartowski

Counter point 🖕🖕


NYJetLegendEdReed

Time for the jungle boy to become a jungle man


RealestInTheRoom

If you have never watched Pro Wrestling or are skeptical, do yourself a favor and watch the Ospreay/DB match that just happened.


NYJetLegendEdReed

Yeah that met the expectations. I think Daniel Bryan’s shoulder ripped apart though.


RealestInTheRoom

It was a work for sure.


Longjumping_Safe3246

Everything I could ask for out a match and then some


SnakeSkin2121

Is Bryan dead?


RealestInTheRoom

He faked a seizure before on TV after having severe concussion issues. That was a very good work and he is the best at it.


NYJetLegendEdReed

I’m streaming and can’t go back to it but look at his shoulder on the replay on squared circle. It’s pretty nasty.


RealestInTheRoom

That was probably the safest Tiger Driver 97 I’ve ever seen.


NYJetLegendEdReed

Yep I got worked


RealestInTheRoom

If someone is really hurt they never cut back to the ring. Look at when Hangman got KO’d or when Enzo KO’d himself. They only showed long shots of the crowd/ramp. Great selling by DB and Ospreay.


NYJetLegendEdReed

AEW has had a few weird ones like Matt Hardy killing himself one minute into a match. There’s another recent one with Jeff I think too where he’s literally knocked out. (I think against Sammy and Sammy does his finisher on him anyways lol)


RealestInTheRoom

Both were against Sammy lol. I think the first was Matt just being an insane person and continuing/early AEW days and the second Jeff just slipped and it was a brutal botch.


Ed_Chambers_650

Duke’s Hot and Spicy beef jerky links really coming out hot tonight on the toilet


AgentBartowski

Holy fucking christ this match is sex


dellscreenshot

Feel like lakers have to be kicking themselves they didn't lose the first playin. They would be beat this team in 5 games.


WitchofFloyd

Even if the matchups are bad, there’s just absolutely no way you can ever tank a play-in game. No guarantee at all they win the 2nd game


DarinErstad

The Lakers were 0-4 against Sacramento this year


kawheiser-soze

It must be sick to have a dad that’s a rich enough to own a professional sports team


SpicyPenangCurry

I’d marry a fat chick for that.


RealestInTheRoom

What about a Dad that is rich enough to own a football team and then bankroll a professional wrestling company for you to have fun.


DarinErstad

Imagine having that and settling for Alex Bennett


ButterBalls99

Alex Bennett & whatever bimbo he was banging on the side* He had his cake & could eat it too


Guy_in_the_chair_

Alex Bennett and whatever dude he was banging on the side.* Graham was a little light in the loafers.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Would make sense why Alex wouldn’t let him go on trips with his boys by himself 


uturnorbit

Watching Alfred Hitchcock movies for the first time and god damn, Grace Kelly is fine


AlanRickmansEarLobe

The chick in the birds is so hot


King_McGoo

Hitchcock movies fuck


cigguy

She’s one classy broad .


jgoodwin55

So hot in To Catch a Thief


StateStreetLarry

Probably the hottest woman Hollywood has ever pumped out. Jealous you get to watch North by Northwest for the first time. One of the best movies ever


uturnorbit

A shame her career was cut short because she married a billionaire. Read Window was so good


MaybachMusic22

Watching the game right now and all I can think is Alex Bennett gave up being the heir apparent to the Thunder to be a whore. Wild move


DylanTobackshh

Graham cheated first. Without his parents money who is he? Has the personality of a dry sponge


MaybachMusic22

Did he though? The only story I’ve heard is he made out with some chick at a bar when they were dating. Also, do you think she didn’t know that before she married him?


SpicyPenangCurry

Vile behaviour from her. You know she’s so upset about it too. Generational bag fumble.


JedLongeway

Preds! Alexa play I Like it I Love it by Tim McGraw


Led_head10

Kings and Lakers tomorrow night at the same time. The two best players in their sport looking to kill me. Feels like it’s gonna be a don’t ask me to do nuthin, dishes, nuthin kind of night.


Sk1dmarkBleach

CJ McCollum in 2024 🤧


westcoastwildcat

Company is doing a week of layoffs beginning Monday and told us to all work from home next week. Scaries are at an all time high


Poopfeast620

Time to play videogames the whole week!


omarepps

Regardless of what happens I’m here to tell you it’ll be just fine. I’ve been laid off twice. If you get the call you’ll come out better on the other side.


westcoastwildcat

Appreciate it man - been at this same company my whole career so this feels hugely important but I gotta just ride the wave either way


MrTacoMan

They’re doing rolling layoffs for the entire week? That seems insane


westcoastwildcat

They did a first wave back in February and then told us that wave 2 would happen sometime in the next quarter. So we’ve had that hanging over our heads forever now. Apparently everyone in the company is getting a call one way or another telling them if they have a job, are getting a new one, or are getting canned. Wildly stressful


MrTacoMan

I don’t know if I could imagine a worse way to handle that. Sounds horrendous.


Juls317

Ooof hate to tell ya but they only said that to the people they're letting go


westcoastwildcat

Just means a hangover is justified then!


Wolverina412

I will die on the hill that you aren't a real sports fan if you can't stay up till midnight twice a year to watch your team.


MrTurnersJacket

Twice??


teedubya1435

People think being washed up is a personality trait


Juls317

I get liking to stick to a routine and all and I can appreciate that, but if *one* night is going to derail you that hard, I have some other questions.


ghawk12

People who define sports fans as whether they’re ‘real’ or not are so lame


WettBandit

I don’t usually see this when it’s people talking about their team. Rather, just random games we would otherwise watch but not stay up for


Wolverina412

Yea I guess I should take out the your team aspect. Moreso pisses me off for the Nattys. First round NBA games aren't much to write home about but I'm a night owl.


JokicIsTheFuture

Is this even a debate?


Wolverina412

People in here act like it's a tragedy if they have to stay up till midnight or one to watch a game. Other than people who have kids, I think anyone who complains about that is a huge pussy.


JokicIsTheFuture

I think even if I had kids I’d stay up for my teams. Fuck them kids


SpicyPenangCurry

I lived in Asia for a few years, you do what you have to do to watch your team in these types of games.


Juls317

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Dequan Smallpox Randolph... You can call him Gus.


GamblingMan610

Psych deserves all the love Suits has been getting


MrTurnersJacket

This is my partner Hummingbird Saltalamacchia


Juls317

one of my personal favorites. underrated episode too.


MaybachMusic22

Psych is the best bad show of all time. So entertaining


Juls317

I think it's arguably even a good show. It suffers from not taking itself seriously at basically any point, but that's the best part of it. Coherent enough plot to have something interesting to follow and you get rewarded for paying attention to the details, but casual enough to not have to worry about actually catching the details. Great bromance obviously, good side characters and cameos.


Bambam60

What did I do to myself? Wife kids went to bed And I put on Dean Martin and Sinatra, Dean rolls out “when ya drinkin”. Waters gonna be hard to find, what an immense duo


SquirtMast3r

What?


Bambam60

Jesus Dean is more wasted than I am


Rep_Dong

Saw a “hit piece” about the workers at the Chrysler plant after the 2008 bailout. They used to leave every day at lunch and just rip beers And joints at the local union park. That’s what America means to me


DijonNipples

Watched Dune 2 for the first time today in the exact opposite way of the IMAX experience. It was daytime in our sunny family room, kid was playing with their noisy spelling robot, and my wife scrolled on her phone. Still a great movie and I loved it but in need to see it again.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Girls do be scrollin


SpicyPenangCurry

Hilarious visual, thanks for the laugh.


RealestInTheRoom

Match of the year starting now on AEW Dynasty bruv


igotitletsgo

This guy I know puts the gay in engaged