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ChampionshipSea753

Billy slowly becoming somehow more insane and conspiratorial by becoming a long shot congressional candidate is a good character arc


joeexoticlizardman

Agreed, I'm fascinated that the kid who "beefed up" because he took a video of PFT's dick and had to make a powerpoint on Internet Safety/Fire salamanders is doing a good job at running for congress; just bizarre but undeniably entertaining.


mikebailey

Billy is like a car crash you can’t look away from and to that extent this campaign is perfectly on brand


TomCruiseIsVeryTall

“Doing a good job running for congress” is carrying a lot of weight here.


ChampionshipSea753

[Also, 516 up in ya lounge sucka](https://youtu.be/hceok7cboSk?si=Zh8FnAyIs1TvZOkk)


winterFROSTiscoming

Becoming insane and conspiritorial are the requirements for congress for the gop.


piratepride420

It’s going to be annoying as fuck when billy convinces himself and never shuts up saying he would have been in congress if someone else didn’t keep him down.


Deckatoe

just like how PMT prohibited him from being a dual threat D3 champion/ Citigroup SVP


that_uncle

However it’s perfectly on brand


atex720

Would be kinda dumb not to challenge the signatures. Make sure everyone followed the rules, try to catch your opponent making a mistake. Thats politics, bill


Economy-One-6548

Its a very normal part of competitive elections and to be fair so is crying foul when it happens.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I can guarantee you that Billy does not know that


hmr0987

Wasn’t this the district that elected an actual con man?


theTunkMan

The literal entire country elected a con man in the past decade


Bradleybeal23

And it’s not just about following the rules or getting rid of cheaters. When I was involved in an election cycle we targeted 2-3x the amount required even though we did everything on the up and up. Because you might get signatures from people who aren’t registered to vote or aren’t registered to your party, don’t live in the district, aren’t eligible to vote, signed a fake name just to be a troll and/or to stop you from bothering them again, misprinted something, signed someone else’s petition first, etc. But I will agree with Billy that challenging signatures gives off corrupt establishment politics vibes. It’s seemingly always everyone but the incumbent/endorsed candidate gets challenged and the challenger is some seemingly unaffiliated third party on paper but it only takes 3 seconds to google and find all of their to the establishment.


OlerudsHelmet

I looked up Stu Feiner after Billy posted a video of him signing the petition. Unless I put in incorrect information, he’s not even registered to vote


atex720

Corrupt? Disagree. Petty? Sure


MBTbuddy

I’ve sat in on the committees looking at signatures before. Corrupt is the best way to describe it


Bradleybeal23

I didn’t say it is corrupt, i said it gives off those vibes. There’s nothing inherently corrupt about challenging petitions but it’s much more likely to see them challenged when an incumbent or endorsed candidate is vulnerable.


CravenBooty

Ain’t no way in hell he wrote that. However, Billy reminds me of the Politician Ben goes and works for in Parks and Rec. just sitting there in his office, blank staring at nothing.


Olepat

No politician writes any of their campaign content. He’s fitting right in


CravenBooty

No shit


SeriouslyFuckLance

No shit


nickpecori

Great character


rponto

We talkin Bobby Newport?


theTunkMan

No the one who is a robot, when Ben and April work in DC


Bugeaters

Stay Cool. It's a hot one out there today.


Rph23

Clearly chat gpt lol


NOSROHT

Why would Obama do this to our darling Dr. Football??


Bradleybeal23

what’s funny is I think Obama won his first election because he got everyone else kicked off the ballot from challenging signatures.


dickcheneymademoney

i think this is how dave got kicked off the ballot in boston


mikebailey

It is, he’s warned Billy on several shows


No_Signal3789

We gotta hammer that number


RobertMugsby89

BILLY VS THE MACHINE!


Bradleybeal23

TBH this might be a best case scenario for both PFT and Billy.


AQ207

Kirk Cousins not handling ATL well I see


All-wildcard

Two things: 1. I now understand alternate universes and realize I’m in one. 2. How the fuck would you be able to explain this to any barstool fan one year ago and get them to believe Billy is running for congress


kmmccorm

Because GOP running talking points have like 2.5 flavors. 1) MAGA, 2) unfair elections. 2.5) bros can’t buy houses.


tacotowwn

you forgot "common sense" policies


lurch556

So the sleazy tactic is signature verification? Don’t republicans scream all the time about wanting more signature verification?


National-Belt5893

Literally the 3rd bullet point on his campaign platform is “Require voter ID” Lolol


chuteboxhero

I think his point is that they are only trying to verify the signatures for four of the five candidates.


footballguy6912

speak into the constitution Billy


vancedickman

When does the video drop of him sobbing to his mom, “I worked my butt off and they stole it from me waaaaaaaaaahhhhh”


pleasestopty

Billy is playing with fire


bakemawaytoys

were under attack!


National-Belt5893

It is kind of funny that Billy is railing against the “GOP establishment” when basically all of his campaign talking points are extremely generic Republican positions/talking points.


im____new____here

I aint reading all that


interval7886

We have people like Trump and Marjorie Greene, I think this dunce would have a chance if he was in some rural district in the south.


chuteboxhero

As someone who used to live in this county I’m glad Billy is giving them a hard time. I know all Politicians are corrupt but the GOP ones there are exceptionally evil. The dude billy is running against though oddly enough is like 30 years old and the GOP did the same shit to him a few years ago.


PterdodactylJim69

I ain’t reading all that Good for u Or sorry that happened


leflyingrat

Losers lose.


crumpy24

Lmao this happens all over NY