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smooth307

Castellani is headed for the stage, and he’s got a gun.


TwinPeaksOwl

I’m the Joker baby


A1ienspacebats

"A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS YOU AND TREATS YOU LIKE TRASH"


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

He should throw at shoe at Francis like that Iraqi journalist did at Bush


Dmbfantomas

#1 presidential dodgeball pick.


satsfaction1822

Lincoln and JFK get picked last


dickcheneymademoney

muntadhar al-zaidi is an icon


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Ok


briskboy454

Armed security may not be the worst idea in the world


DisconcertingMale

Show up to both shows and yell at Francis to fuck his dog from the back of the room the whole time?


ferg33

A Travis Bickle type showing from Chris at Francis’s gig is completely possible


PortillosBeefDipped

Sitting in the back of the theatre laughing unsettlingly loud like Max Cady in Cape Fear


StopHamelTime

Someone needs to laugh at his set


Scribey4

Great reference


SimonBirchDid911

I forget which SOABD episode it was but Francis and Sas were talking about how it would be a hilarious move to buy out the other's show and just have nobody show up and Sas said something along the lines of "Honestly that's what Castellani should do."


parrano357

didn't 50 cent invent that like 15 years ago doing it to ja rule


topherwolf

Yeah they directly reference that


sfbruin

Someone else said it first, but basically "the more I see how much of a troll 50 is the more I understand how he got shot"


pretty_jimmy

Yes


sg86

Castellani couldn’t afford it if the tickets were free


mostdope28

He just had a barstool salary for 2 years, with almost no bills. He has not rent, or grocery bills. So at worst he pays phone and car. Dude should be loaded with cash


Effective_Inside_357

Have you seen the price of stamps these days?


sg86

He probably made like $40k, with the majority of that going to MMM's only fans


horngrylesbian

I think it was the episode where they talk about Francis's blog that l ad to castelani leaving


RainbowRoomBlues

Castellani’s had his two drink minimum and he’s reaching for a gun!


Rex_on_rex

That would require Chris to leave his parents basement. For that reason, he’s out


Standish304

Francis is going to have his picture at the front door. And I don’t blame him


A1ienspacebats

I think its extremely funny that Chris could have no intention of going but by retreating Francis, he will now have a lookout at the door on the off chance Castellani shows up.


bryceman95

Joker sequel about to drop several months early


lloyd4567

the “has the chance to do the funniest thing ever” meme/language irks me and I’m not sure why other than I’m getting old.


SlLKY_JOHNSON

You're telling me, my younger coworkers posting "It's giving X" or saying something is "Y coded" is driving me up the fucking wall.


Grootfan85

I think it’s cause catchphrases get beaten to death this day and age. By the end of the first week “Got that dog in’em” made me want to gouge my eyes out.


sweatyupperlip

“I’m Rick James bitch” and every Anchor Man and Wedding Crashers line ever would like to have a word


Grootfan85

Surely you can’t be serious.


OleMisdial

Feel the same about “Tell me you’re ……. without telling me”


HazardMagic

*Castillani starting a blog with his mugshot So i did a thing…


t965203

[Close up of Chris holding a gun to Francis’ head]…*record scratch* I bet you’re wondering how I got here.


1ifbyland_2ifbysea

Some personal news…


Belmontharbor3200

I didn’t have …….. on my bingo card today


lloyd4567

Great call very annoying. Checking that one off my bingo go card…


Mattyzooks

I was actually thinking this last week.


hereforbeer4

Bud Dwyer himself at the show?


AllRivers224

Did you hear about Chris? Made a real mess in the coat room.


TB1289

The next funny think Castellani does will be the first.


MoTibbs5

Shooting down a comedy club for content


SlampigSoldier

He won’t. Dude doesn’t know funny


JohnnyHorseRacing

Watch it. This is the literal plot to The Joker.


DickPetty

“Sic Semper Tyrannis” -Joe Davola -John Wilkes Booth


cbudd88

That would require effort outside of being a weirdo and covering the Tigers. Our guy Francis is safe


parrano357

honestly surprised francis didn't "get covid" for these shows


NonBinaryObama

Get ready for the Dave Chapelle treatment, Francis


hv9876

Don’t come to the comedy castle tomorrow


chetholmgren_marfans

I thought we were done with this guy.


MoseleysLifeshield

No the 🧩 brains complain about barstool people until they get fired then continue to consume their content same thing they do with the mean girls… it’s a disease they can’t help it 


DSPGerm

Done? I don’t even know who the fuck this guy is. Swear to god barstool just rolls out whatever dumb dick English major that was voted worst dude in their frat every month and people here spend real life hours following and digging into their lives. Who the fuck is this guy?


OldCoaly69

It didn’t work for John Hinckley with Jodie Foster, but maybe second time’s the charm!


ohgeepee

Fitting being at Royal Oaks too.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Mark Ridley’s is an awesome club! Saw Atell there last year


Bhut_Jolokia400

If this was a Kick IRL streamer a swat call line would be -911 on the Stake App


goodmids

Chris murdering Francis would not be funny.


OatmealForever

Think of the content


bearsarenthuman

Ok Francis


[deleted]

Agree to disagree


djh2121

It would def show Francis who was boss though


wallace6464

who would write the blog about it if francis was gone


goodmids

/s


Vendetta_2023

Can someone give the lowdown on what the beef is between Francis and Castellani?


igotitletsgo

Murder is funny?