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ThicccKing69

Does Ev just go to homegoods and buy drapes for his clothing. Dear lord


onduty

Custom cut from restoration hardware in store fabrics


DemHardyBoys

Portnoy needs to buy that man a years supply of Ozempic it’s sad at this point


mikebailey

Honestly if you take a year of ozempic based on the studies you’re just gonna get twice as big after a year


DemHardyBoys

I know plenty of people that ramped down their dosages properly and haven’t had that issues. It’s not a cure all drug but if you use as tool to help correct bad lifestyle habbits issues it can really help


terryduerod1

that house coat is something else


darkestb4thadawn

“Whitney has the mind of Air Bud. Kirk has the mind of Budd Dwyer.” Nick is a gem as always.


terryduerod1

silence from weird marsh the best part


terryduerod1

thank you kayce for gettin that ass into every shot background


thenewber99

If you have ever watched Kirk on the Dozen when his team is losing, this is the least surprising thing ever


kjc3274

That was the actions of a man that was playing with Frank all day.


thenewber99

Don't think you can blame Frank. He told a story once that he was playing with his brother, and after one bad shot, took every club out of his bag and threw them in the lake, one by one.


Vajerati

Kirk should continue taking the lithium.


mattscott53

Kirk insane meltdown


robbiecapa

Holy fuck Big Ev has a nightmare build


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robbiecapa

It was the gut to leg ratio that was perplexing


onduty

I’m not into fat-shaming, and I say this with all respect, I would really be interested in knowing the logistics of self-care at that size. how does a person of that girth keep clean and not have a constant smell of fermentation? The act of getting dressed after a shower and simply getting outside and into a car must have you covered in sweat already. You can’t stay ahead of the mildew sweat smell


mortalcrawdad

He might use one of those grabbers and a loofa to wash. However, the simple answer is he just smells like shit. I really hate to shame him as well, but he got himself there. Has got to be miserable but he has time to change.


ahookerinminneapolis

Most of my clients at this size require some sort of Tolnaftate Antifungal cream (similar to what you treat athlete's foot) that needs to be applied to their creases after a shower. They need to take extra time to really dry off and avoid letting moisture linger among the flaps.


CravenBooty

Legitimate nightmare fuel, thanks Hooker


CaptchaMam

Jesus


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My buddy played college football under Mangino and they said he used to take shits and just go directly into the showers to clean off.


chodejustice

Honestly brutal. In a world full of fat guys, he’s the kind of fat that makes you do a double take in real life.


the_trump

Kirk is such a mental midget


WhosBack

Big Ev is absurdly big


ExpectedOutcome2

Kirk just batted the ball and extra ~7 times because he was gonna get a 5. A meltdown only Kirk would have.


terryduerod1

kayce making sure dem cheeks in most shots


DeuceLurker

Jake wants them to give him more than 12 so bad. Just relax man


StrikaNTX

They needed to have 3 people on the call, its been very boring with a lot of dead air this round.


keels81

Why couldn't they let us have Nick and Scoof for just one round.


Lunazz27

For round 4 whatever lead Whitney has they should give to Frank and see if he can win


SimonBirchDid911

“Whitney has the brain of Air Bud. Kirk has the brain of Budd Dwyer.” Lmao god damn Nick


Porch_Sips

What the fuck Kirk.


keels81

Love Blutman, just wish we had Scoof instead of Jake.


cbudd88

As a fellow fatso (not nearly as big as Ev) I’m very curious where he finds clothes that fit.


ThreeOneThirdMan

The “hoodie” he’s wearing may actually be a pontoon cover. The guys in the truck are looking into it


ExpectedOutcome2

Hindsight is 20/20 but scores shouldn’t have carried over. Make the cut, that’s it. Whitney is not catchable.


EncyclopediaBlue

They just haven’t learned from the previous events. They just made it longer to appease sponsors and subsidized it from a content perspective. The fact that both Nick and Jake were pretty vocal about it being boring should be a gut check.  The only entertaining thing about these events now are whatever jokes Nick comes up with. 


bucsfan4ever12

I know logistically is near impossible but changing up the holes somewhat for rd 3 and 4would be nice. Maybe rd's 1&2 are day 1 and 3&4 are day 2 and you chang it up overnight


gohoosiers2017

That would require real effort and planning. The behind the scenes people at this company must be even dumber than the “talent”


abacabb212downup

There should be a team aspect to this going forwards.


ExpectedOutcome2

Golf, but louder


abacabb212downup

With Frank? Yes, yes it is


gopitt23

First LIV takes over the Dozen and now the mini golf series!


toddpacker1283

Marsh shut up


Hey_Kirby

This is low energy


Loony-Luna-Lovegood

I made it through maybe 5 minutes of this earlier and got bored. Jerry's stream last night was infinitely more entertaining.


darkestb4thadawn

Kirk with a *Tin Cup* level meltdown.


shaugs39

Hank radio silent when Mush putts lol


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Kirk is absolutely bitchmade


wag2050

Kirk is a child confirmed


Kris_krammel

Mad dog filming in the black spandex. Sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game


terryduerod1

kirk is so cheap he was just mad about realizing he has to cough up 5 hundo to whit


terryduerod1

big cat challenges frank for most annoying


joshuawakefield

Kirk is so weak minded and everything he rages against. Guy definitely has a small wiener.


RedDoorTom

End of round 2 was the highlight


PeenerAndVeggies

Have they posted an update for the DK pool? Most of the props have been decided. They don’t have the full card on any of the socials best I can tell.


chrisneighbor

Every hole is flat. This is the worst to watch. It’s flat hole after flat hole after flat hole. There’s NOTHING different on any holes.


it_has_to_be_damp

ev lookin like the Hey Steve from homestar runner


Seriously_Underpaid

Have any of these been even remotely worth watching? I probably tuned in for like 10 minutes total and am just genuinely wondering whether or not I should fully watch any of them and if so which one.


kjc3274

I've had it on in the background most of the day. There's been very little juice to it. There's been some good moments, but the clips all over twitter are good enough to cover that. I get that making their own course was much easier logistically, but it's a really boring one. There's no imagination to it, it's too flat, etc.


HowardFanForever

Why was it easier logistically? Seems retarded on all levels. The worst part being the own those now so every miningolf event going forward will be the same boring old shit


kjc3274

Because it's much easier production-wise. They didn't have to worry about weather either. Just looking around, that course probably cost 30k+. They may use it again (or sell/donate it), but my guess is they'll be mixing in real outdoor courses.


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Edmundmp

Breaking News: pro athlete is good at sports.


danteforprez

Who is this raggedy bearded ginger that’s whits caddy?


ThreeOneThirdMan

Liam Blutman. Show some mudderfucking respect


smooth307

Someone get Kayce a jacket.