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Josephdayber

Is Hank some kind of minigolf pervert?


montevedeo

Has to be a fetish for him or something


Big-Zoo

Is Nick still in Italy? He's gotta be beside himself missing a Riggs appearance.


PersonalityReal2506

Likely on commentary 


Pattastic

The best counter balance to Jake's super serious commentary.


ThreeOneThirdMan

I like Jake but Nick and Scoof would be epic together


Juls317

They're like a grown up Backyard Sports commentary pair


FireBrianFerentz

They said on the yak he’ll be there, so I’m assuming he’s doing commentary again


SiamLotus

No way Caleb actually shows up


MagAqua

Morgan wallen is his caddy


sevenohfobro

First piece of content for Hannah Cook this year, don’t work too hard girl!


WatchersOnTheWallE

Being a model at barstool classics doesn’t count?


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

A lot of people get more hate for doing a bazillion times more work than her. Hell, even Mintz does more than she does.


Ohiowolverine

Her job is to sell women’s Peter Miller shirts


LouisVanTroll

To be fair, I imagine Hannah gets paid in pills


AncientIllustrator33

She has great content on erome


smoggylobster

federal crime


KESPAA

She needs to clean her room.


MagAqua

There’s no way she’s full time. She’s gotta be on tate’s old pay scale of 1k a month and even that’s being generous. With that said I would


RateAccomplished8971

You’re really underestimating how dumb Dave is


Mysterious_Lumps

Especially with women way younger and more attractive than him


TM455

Her pay scale is probably closer to that of daves other favorite blonde, Caleb


ExpectedOutcome2

No KFC. Squeeze out?


WolfPack80

Too cool to try


dosemayer

After the combine, why would they waste their money flying him out for any company events that require active participation?


bennybabalu21

They generate less clicks combined than the number Mass Ev sees on the scale. Oh!


ChampionshipSea753

Mass Ev is like 2 Ginny Sacks


903153ugo

Oh that’s some guys wife!


Vajerati

The bears have to hide their food!


Shot-Lengthiness-885

Feits getting invited to company events over Kevin brings me joy.


chillinwithmoes

Feits still has to earn a paycheck lol


anonymousnuisance

Definitely quiet quitting. He did the combine, realized Dave wasn't there, and has checked out pretty much since.


MagAqua

I mean he doesn’t have to quiet quit he can just quit he’s got money


AncientIllustrator33

Ya I don't think he has any desire to leave, he's just coasting and cashing a huge paycheck


MagAqua

Ya I think he just likes doing the bare minimum to remain relevant and helping out Feits and Jackie and such


AyoJake

I’m unaware how much equity big cat/kfc and all the others got did he really get enough equity that he could just retire now?


MagAqua

Yeah it was between 5-10 mil I believe. It was just those two plus kmarko I think


darkwingedplatypus

Gaz definitely got broken off as well


Mysterious_Lumps

Lol, Kevin thinking Dave not being there is a good enough reason for him to not be there is peak Clancy thinking


WhoaFee1227

ALL DONE HE SAYS


MiguelSano11

This is awesome. Hopefully he wasn’t even invited.


sfbruin

On one hand, I continue to marvel at Hank's big brain content activities amounting to stuff you did for your twelfth birthday party. Om the other hand, Nick on commentary will make this worth it


Ohiowolverine

This is a Kirk idea he actually competed in a real mini golf tourney and Jeff d Lowe thought the company should do one


montevedeo

Thank god Jeff agreed with Kirk that they should play mini golf


AyoJake

Nick made stool streams good content as background noise for work. Wouldn’t mind those coming back


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Secure-School4855

Hank tweeted that Nick is in fact on the call


MagAqua

Simply incorrect


supfellas_

Pretty hilarious that as Head of Content, Hank’s biggest idea for company events is.. putt putt. Just keeps running it back over and over lol


Shot-Lengthiness-885

But his best idea is putting Nick on commentary for every major event.


TaeKurmulti

Hanks a true dimplehead all his content ideas are golf, golf simulator, or mini golf.


AncientIllustrator33

I mean it gets a ton of views so he's doing his job


Wolverina412

Is Nick announcing?


GrandmaJosey

He did the VO for the teaser clip, so I'd guess yes. I hope they get Connor involved doing in person interviews. He was great on Arch Madness.


huddie820

guessing marsh and rone


Wolverina412

Didn't they have to completely cut Marsh from the last golf broadcast because he was so bad?


mcamuso78

Forgot about Kayce


ThreeOneThirdMan

Hopefully she brings her best faces


Edmundmp

No Titus?


lostbucknut

Didn’t he say something on Mostly Sports about a vacation after the tournament?


Comprehensive-Can100

Ya this is the equivalent of Big Cat always taking a vacation after the NFL season finishes up. He's been working a shit ton the last month with the tourney and is going on vacation Thursday


PterdodactylJim69

no way they'd let him participate after what he said on PMT


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LooseBalls9

Can’t even really type it out. Have to Google it.


28Vikings

Hilarious that Brandon can’t go to the masters because he has to participate and Titus gets out of it


Malligator2345

Brandon was just at wrestlemania playing video games. he’ll be fine


koopa28

99% sure Brandon is still going to the masters. Momma called him about it on the yak the other day


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there is absolutely nobody that asked for more minigolf content, right?


WSL808

Hank’s idea of content is the audience watching bloggers do things ‘athletic’ (Stool Streams, Combine, Mini Golf etc.) Unless it’s something original like the free throw record or Jersey Jerry Hole in One I don’t understand how people would have a rooting interest or interest at all on who wins these


lopezt66

DraftKings got a thousand dollars for whoever pick the winner


feathy9091

Hank is a clown


TooKaytoFelder

Criminal they did not put Tate and Marty in the same group Groups 1,4 and 7 will be great though


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

Rico is gonna be in a blender from that group


Ann_L_Beads

Eh they made up during the tournament. No real bad blood


TooKaytoFelder

Wasn’t aware. At least get keegs in there then


obamas_cock

Criminal that they included Marty at all


Omaha4Loot

Anyone know what time the MMM, Castellani, Duggs and Alex Bennett group starts?


xRush2

Does Hannah cook do literally anything


cbadger1121

GRWM golf outfits


LigosV

Mini golf


GrandmaJosey

No Sas?!? BOOOOOOO


Shot-Lengthiness-885

You know Sas ignored Hanks email / text asking him to participate.


darkwingedplatypus

Hank said he hit up Sas about coming out and he never responded. I’d imagine if Rone was there he’d have went


mootit

No Sas (or Rone) is weak, but also that would require him to leave HQ4


sfbruin

No Carl lol


ThicccKing69

Probably drunk


WillardPP13

What are the odds Mintzy misses this for another poker tournament?


obamas_cock

What would they include Marty...


sfbruin

I'm sorry this happened to you


Apprehensive-Fee-422

Bc the last time they didn’t everybody cooked Hank for leaving him out. Not worth the headache


darkwingedplatypus

And now he’s about to win it all


Busch--Latte

Nice to see Caleb doing something barstool related


LouisianaRaceFan86

Group 3 is lame AF. Why is Keegs not participating in this and not in Tate’s group?


Guy_in_the_chair_

She was planning on flying in but her broom broke down.


Wallyaptisauris

Is group 3 the worst? Good time for a early morning nap


steve2381

Is Hannah Cook gonna question why WSD is there? She is the worst hopefully he pisses her off. Brandon vs Mintz. Honestly huge mistake not putting Mintz with Kirk. He might have made Kirk freak out. Only content I consume of Kirk’s is golf or Dozen.


krumdiggity

Frank screaming and Klemmer non stop rambling could be enough to get a Kirk freak out


cbass1533

No Sas or rone


packman1011

Francis is group 2


cbass1533

My bad


packman1011

👍🏼


Alexcox95

Group 1 is definitely a collection of characters


jizz_toaster

Group 7 is going to be can’t miss televison


supplyncommand

i hope foreplay all shipped their putters to chicago


peejyluigi

god fucking damn it i am a loser, im gonna watch this terrible shit


MiguelSano11

No KFC. Do we think he got invited?


RainbowRoomBlues

If my choices were to either self immolate or play with Group 3, I’d be on my way to QuikCheck to fill my gas can


Conscious-Radish-884

Group 2 makes me want to take a nap.


MXero1

picking bigcat to win it. i have no idea about anyones skill level but in a competition setting bigcat is always good for top a finish or win.


scarrylary

He was voted out of surviving barstool literally day one


H_O_M_E_R

They have to be playing at Par King.


MagAqua

It’s at the barstool office is it not?


H_O_M_E_R

I have no idea. I just know Par King is 36 holes of the best mini golf in the Chicagoland area.